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** Awesomely called back in the third film. Jack appears on the mast of the ''Black Pearl'', '''riding his ship across a desert.''' Made absolutely priceless as, just as the ship enters the water and the awesome music fades:
--->'''Ragetti:''' ''[shakily points at the ''Pearl'']'' ...boat...
--->'''Ragetti:''' ''[shakily points at the ''Pearl'']'' ...boat...
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Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
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* This exchange near the beginning:
---> '''Elizabeth:''' Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilties against Port Royal.
---> '''Barbossa:''' There are a lot of long words in there, miss--we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
---> '''Elizabeth:''' I want you to leave and never come back.
---> '''Barbossa:''' [[HiddenDepths I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request]].
---> '''Elizabeth:''' ''(StunnedSilence)''
---> '''Barbossa:''' It means "no".
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
---> '''Elizabeth:''' Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilties against Port Royal.
---> '''Barbossa:''' There are a lot of long words in there, miss--we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
---> '''Elizabeth:''' I want you to leave and never come back.
---> '''Barbossa:''' [[HiddenDepths I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request]].
---> '''Elizabeth:''' ''(StunnedSilence)''
---> '''Barbossa:''' It means "no".
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".
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** Then Gibbs just nods his head like "Okay, that's fair."
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* When Elizabeth is having dinner with Barbossa, she tries to eat eloquently but when Barbossa tells her that she doesn't need to do that because there isn't anyone to impress. Elizabeth promptly drops her knife and fork and then gorges herself, while Barbossa looks on in surprise.
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* Jack tries to end on his dramatic line, but half way, he trips and falls off the ledge. He still was planning on escaping anyway. But that wasn't part of the plan.
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* When Jack the monkey tries to scare Elizabeth for the second time, she is less than amused..
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* When Jack and Will retrieve a sleeping Gibbs, Will tosses a bucket of water on him. After a brief exchange, Will throws ''another'' full bucket on him.
--> '''Gibbs''': BLAST! I'm already awake!\\
'''Will''': That was for the smell.
--> '''Gibbs''': BLAST! I'm already awake!\\
'''Will''': That was for the smell.
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* After slicing Elizabeth's hand to try and lift the Aztec curse, Barbossa and his men wait a few seconds and then...nothing. The crew wonders what just happened and if it worked. Barbossa's solution? ''Whip out his pistol and shoot Pintel with it''. Unsurprisingly, the other members of the crew [[{{Irony}} attempt to mutiny against Barbossa because of his failure.]]
--> '''ScaryBlackMan''': Did it work?\\
'''Ragetti''': I don't feel no different.\\
'''Pintel''': How do we tell?\\
''[Barbossa rolls his eyes and up and shoots Pintel where his heart should be; nothing happens]''\\
'''ScaryBlackMan''': [[CaptainObvious You're not dead!]]\\
'''Pintel''': ''(chuckles)'' No! ''({{Beat}}, and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness his face goes from happy to annoyed]])'' ''He shot me!''
--> '''ScaryBlackMan''': Did it work?\\
'''Ragetti''': I don't feel no different.\\
'''Pintel''': How do we tell?\\
''[Barbossa rolls his eyes and up and shoots Pintel where his heart should be; nothing happens]''\\
'''ScaryBlackMan''': [[CaptainObvious You're not dead!]]\\
'''Pintel''': ''(chuckles)'' No! ''({{Beat}}, and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness his face goes from happy to annoyed]])'' ''He shot me!''
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** Even better is that the audience is led on to thinking he's standing proudly on an actual ship...only to be revealed to be a dinghy with a sail that's got a leak. That honestly further accentuates the sinking moment above.
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---> '''Jack:''' ''[in skeleton form, examining his own hand]'' That's interesting... ''[starts walking the medallion across his fingers and grins at Barbossa]'' Couldn't resist, mate.
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-->'''Ragetti:''' (shakily points at the ''Pearl'') ''...boat...''
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'''Jack''': I'm not sure I deserved that...
-->'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Jack''': I ''may'' have deserved that one...
'''Jack''': I'm not sure I deserved that...
-->'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Jack''': I ''may'' have deserved that one...
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'''Jack''':
'''Jack:''' I'm not sure I deserved that...
'''Jack''':
'''Jack:''' I ''may'' have deserved
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'''Will''': I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?\\
'''Jack''': No, ''that'' one I deserved.
'''Will''': I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?\\
'''Jack''': No, ''that'' one I deserved.
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'''Will''':
'''Will:''' I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?\\
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--> '''Will:''' At the moment?
--> '''Will:''' At the moment?
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'''Will:''' At the moment?
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---> '''Jack:''' [in skeleton form, examining his own hand] That's interesting... [starts walking the medallion across his fingers and grins at Barbossa] Couldn't resist, mate.
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---> '''Jack:''' [in ''[in skeleton form, examining his own hand] hand]'' That's interesting... [starts ''[starts walking the medallion across his fingers and grins at Barbossa] Barbossa]'' Couldn't resist, mate.
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-->'''Barbossa''': It's not possible! \\
'''Jack''': Not ''probable''.
'''Jack''': Not ''probable''.
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-->'''Ragetti''': Is it supposed to be doing that?\\
'''Pintel''': They're stealing our ship!\\
'''Ragetti''': ''''' BLOODY PIRATES!'''''
'''Pintel''': They're stealing our ship!\\
'''Ragetti''': ''''' BLOODY PIRATES!'''''
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--> '''Jack Sparrow''' "[[IronicEcho Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?]] (''staggers'') "...oh, that's why."
** The best part of the above is when Jack picks up his pistol - the one with the single shot he was saving for Barbossa - and ''almost'' shoots Elizabeth.
** The best part of the above is when Jack picks up his pistol - the one with the single shot he was saving for Barbossa - and ''almost'' shoots Elizabeth.
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** The best part of the above is when Jack picks up his
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-->'''Elizabeth:''' So that's it, then. ''That's'' the secret, ''grand'' adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent ''three days'' lying on a beach, drinking rum. \\
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** "'Must have been terrible to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you'- WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"
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** "'Must have been terrible to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you'- WELL you'--WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"
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'''Barbossa:''' Yes. We know ''that''. Anything ''else?''
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'''Barbossa:''' Yes. We know ''that''.''that'' one. Anything ''else?''
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-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Mr. Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain ''death''?! (''Cotton is silent'') '''Mr. Cotton!''' Answer, man!
-->'''Gibbs''': He's a mute, sir; poor devil got his tongue cut out! So he's trained [[PollyWantsAMicrophone the parrot to talk for him]]. (''beat'') No one's yet figured ''how''...
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Mr. Cotton's... parrot! Same question.
-->'''Cotton's Parrot''': ''Awk!'' Wind in yer sails, wind in yer sails.
-->'''Gibbs''': Mostly we figure that means "yes".
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Of course it does!
-->'''Gibbs''': He's a mute, sir; poor devil got his tongue cut out! So he's trained [[PollyWantsAMicrophone the parrot to talk for him]]. (''beat'') No one's yet figured ''how''...
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Mr. Cotton's... parrot! Same question.
-->'''Cotton's Parrot''': ''Awk!'' Wind in yer sails, wind in yer sails.
-->'''Gibbs''': Mostly we figure that means "yes".
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Of course it does!
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-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Sparrow:''' Mr. Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain ''death''?! (''Cotton ''[Cotton is silent'') silent]'' '''Mr. Cotton!''' Answer, man!
-->'''Gibbs''': -->'''Gibbs:''' He's a mute, sir; poor devil got his tongue cut out! So he's trained [[PollyWantsAMicrophone the parrot to talk for him]]. (''beat'') ''[beat]'' No one's yet figured ''how''...
-->'''JackSparrow''': Sparrow:''' Mr. Cotton's... parrot! Same question.
-->'''Cotton'sParrot''': Parrot:''' ''Awk!'' Wind in yer sails, wind in yer sails.
-->'''Gibbs''': -->'''Gibbs:''' Mostly we figure that means "yes".
-->'''JackSparrow''': Sparrow:''' Of course it does!
-->'''Jack
-->'''Cotton's
-->'''Jack
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* "You will always remember this as the day that--" (''slips'')''[slips]''
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-->'''Pirate 1:''' Hello! ''(throws a bomb on the ground. It fails to explode. The pirate looks dejected. Will happily reaches for his sword. A second pirate runs past him)''.
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Outta my way, scum! ''(Clubs Will on the head, knocking him out cold)''.
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Outta my way, scum! ''(Clubs Will on the head, knocking him out cold)''.
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-->'''Pirate 1:''' Hello! ''(throws ''[Throws a bomb on the ground. It fails to explode. The pirate looks dejected. Will happily reaches for his sword. A second pirate runs past him)''.
him.]''
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Outta my way, scum!''(Clubs ''[clubs Will on the head, knocking him out cold)''.cold]''
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Outta my way, scum!
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-->'''Jack''': ''(Jack has just been ordered to explain why he's aboard the ''Interceptor'' and not to lie)'' Alright, I confess. [[SarcasticConfession It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in]] [[WretchedHive Tortuga]], then raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
-->'''Murtogg''': I said no lies!
-->'''Mullroy''': I think he's telling the truth...
-->'''Murtogg''': If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!
-->'''Jack''': [[RefugeInAudacity Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you.]]
-->'''Murtogg''': I said no lies!
-->'''Mullroy''': I think he's telling the truth...
-->'''Murtogg''': If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!
-->'''Jack''': [[RefugeInAudacity Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you.]]
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-->'''Barbossa''': Why thank ye, Jack.\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': You're welcome.\\
'''Barbossa''': Oh, not you. [[TropeNamer We named the monkey Jack]].
* The list of Jack's crimes as he's about to be executed, including "impersonating a clergyman of the Church of England", which elicits a wry grin from a reminiscing Jack.
** From the beginning of that scene, the herald says "Jack Sparrow!" and Jack sighs and says "[[InsistentTerminology Captain!]], ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow!"
'''Jack Sparrow''': You're welcome.\\
'''Barbossa''': Oh, not you. [[TropeNamer We named the monkey Jack]].
* The list of Jack's crimes as he's about to be executed, including "impersonating a clergyman of the Church of England", which elicits a wry grin from a reminiscing Jack.
** From the beginning of that scene, the herald says "Jack Sparrow!" and Jack sighs and says "[[InsistentTerminology Captain!]], ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow!"
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'''Jack
* The list of Jack's crimes as he's about to be executed, including "impersonating a
** From the beginning of that scene, the herald says "Jack Sparrow!" and Jack sighs and says "[[InsistentTerminology
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-->'''Jack Sparrow''': ''If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it.''
* Governor Swann's fight with the skeleton arm - after he smashes it with a hammer for trying to steal his wig.
* Governor Swann's fight with the skeleton arm - after he smashes it with a hammer for trying to steal his wig.
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-->'''Jack Sparrow''': ''If Sparrow:''' If you were waiting for the opportune moment...moment... that was it.''
it.
* Governor Swann's fight with the skeletonarm - after arm--after he smashes it with a hammer for trying to steal his wig.
* Governor Swann's fight with the skeleton
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-->'''Pirate:''' You're s'posed to be ''dead!''
-->'''Jack:''' ''(sounding genuinely confused)'' Am I not?
-->'''Jack:''' ''(sounding genuinely confused)'' Am I not?
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-->'''Jack:''' ''(sounding
'''Jack:''' ''[sounding genuinely
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-->'''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Captain Norrington, just like ''she'' promised, and you get to die for her, just like ''you'' promised. So we're all men of our word, really. [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] Except for Elizabeth, [[CaptainObvious who is, in fact, a woman]].
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-->'''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Captain Norrington, just like ''she'' promised, and you get to die for her, just like ''you'' promised. So we're all men of our word, really. [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] ''[{{beat}}]'' Except for Elizabeth, [[CaptainObvious who is, in fact, a woman]].
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-->'''Barbossa''': I'm curious. After killin' me, [[AndThenWhat what was it you were plannin' on doin' next?]]
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** One of the crew actually tosses Gibbs's flask into the cannon as well, despite his protests. When they fire on the Pearl, it winds up in Jack's cell, and he finds that it's empty. Then he returns it to Gibbs when he gets back to the Interceptor, who's mid-fight with a bunch of pirates. It's finding out that his flask is empty that ''really'' pisses Gibbs off.
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** One of the crew actually tosses Gibbs's flask into the cannon as well, despite his protests. When they fire on the Pearl, ''Pearl'', it winds up in Jack's cell, and he finds that it's empty. Then he returns it to Gibbs when he gets back to the Interceptor, ''Interceptor'', who's mid-fight with a bunch of pirates. It's finding out that his flask is empty that ''really'' pisses Gibbs off.
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-->'''Pintel''': ''[lightly]'' Course it was only after that [[LaserGuidedKarma we found out that we needed his blood to end the curse.]]
-->'''Ragetti''': That's what you call ironic.
-->'''Pintel''': ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny chuckles]]]''
-->'''Ragetti''': That's what you call ironic.
-->'''Pintel''': ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny chuckles]]]''
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** Even better is the pirate's reaction to Jack being alive.
-->'''Pirate:''' You're s'posed to be ''dead!''
-->'''Jack:''' ''(sounding genuinely confused)'' Am I not?
-->'''Pirate:''' You're s'posed to be ''dead!''
-->'''Jack:''' ''(sounding genuinely confused)'' Am I not?
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-->'''Ragetti''': That's what you call a bit of dramatic irony.ironic.
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** "Must have been terrible to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you- WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"
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** "Must "'Must have been terrible to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you- you'- WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"NOW!"
** When Jack sees the ''Dauntless'' anchored off the island, having been attracted by the signal fire as Elizabeth claimed.
--->'''Jack:''' There'll be no living with her after this.
** When Jack sees the ''Dauntless'' anchored off the island, having been attracted by the signal fire as Elizabeth claimed.
--->'''Jack:''' There'll be no living with her after this.
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-->'''Willl:''' Elizabeth goes free!\\
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* When Will is defending his attempt to save Jack from being hanged, Jack casually points to himself as he looks at the other guards, and smugly mouths the words 'that's me!'
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* The scene where [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Pintel and Ragetti]] tell Will about his father and what they did to him is very dark and serious, and then they finish up:
-->'''Pintel''': Course it was only after that [[LaserGuidedKarma we found out that we needed his blood to end the curse.]]
-->'''Pintel''': Course it was only after that [[LaserGuidedKarma we found out that we needed his blood to end the curse.]]
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* The scene where [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Pintel and Ragetti]] tell Will about his father and what they did to him is very dark and serious, and then they finish up:
up. Keep in mind that up until this point Pintel had been very growly and serious:
-->'''Pintel''': ''[lightly]'' Course it was only after that [[LaserGuidedKarma we found out that we needed his blood to end the curse.]]
-->'''Pintel''': ''[lightly]'' Course it was only after that [[LaserGuidedKarma we found out that we needed his blood to end the curse.]]
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* The scene where [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Pintel and Ragetti]] tell Will about his father and what they did to him is very dark and serious, and then they finish up:
-->'''Pintel''': Course it was only after that [[LaserGuidedKarma we found out that we needed his blood to end the curse.]]
-->'''Ragetti''': That's what you call a bit of dramatic irony.
-->'''Pintel''': ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny chuckles]]]''
-->'''Pintel''': Course it was only after that [[LaserGuidedKarma we found out that we needed his blood to end the curse.]]
-->'''Ragetti''': That's what you call a bit of dramatic irony.
-->'''Pintel''': ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny chuckles]]]''
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** One of the crew actually tosses Gibbs's flask into the cannon as well, despite his protests. When they fire on the Pearl, it winds up in Jack's cell, and he finds that it's empty. Then he returns it to Gibbs when he gets back to the Interceptor, who's mid-fight with a bunch of pirates. It's finding out that his flask is empty that ''really'' pisses Gibbs off.
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'''Jack''': I may ''may'' have deserved that one.one...
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** The result of this is funny as well: Ragetti ends up with a fork in his [[EyeScream (thankfully wooden) eye]] and the two look out the cannon port, which has an array of junk plastered around it.
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* "You will always remember this as the day that you ''almost'' caught [[InsistentTerminology Captain]] Ja-" that--" (''slips'')
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* [[NoodleIncident "...And then they made me their chief."]]
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* [[NoodleIncident "...And then they made me me]] [[OrphanedPunchline their chief."]]"]]
** Bonus points for how entranced [[ThoseTwoGuys the guards]] seem in his story.
** Bonus points for how entranced [[ThoseTwoGuys the guards]] seem in his story.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8 "BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!"]]
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* [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8 com/watch?v=FTi40w0nLgo "BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!"]]
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* Barbossa's expression as Jack alludes to him not wanting to kill Will and lift the curse. It just says it all, he doesn't want to listen and is likely going to regret it, but he just has to find out what Jack means.
** And this exchange later, as Will is pulling a StopOrIShootMyself:
** And this exchange later, as Will is pulling a StopOrIShootMyself:
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* Barbossa's expression as Jack alludes to him not wanting to kill Will and lift the curse. It just says it all, he doesn't want to listen and is likely going to regret it, but he just has to find out what Jack means.
** And this exchange later,This exchange, as Will is pulling a StopOrIShootMyself:
** And this exchange later,
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* When Jack arrives at the treasure cave as Barbossa prepares to kill Will, the pirates are cheering. Then they slowly fall into silence as Jack pushes his way to the front, and Barbossa is left staring.
-->'''Barbossa''': It's not possible! \\
'''Jack''': Not ''probable''.
** When Jack tells Barbossa he doesn't want to kill Will and then mutters "your funeral" and steps back, Barbossa rolls his eyes before asking what he means. It's an expression that says "I know I'm going to regret asking, but I have to..."
-->'''Barbossa''': It's not possible! \\
'''Jack''': Not ''probable''.
** When Jack tells Barbossa he doesn't want to kill Will and then mutters "your funeral" and steps back, Barbossa rolls his eyes before asking what he means. It's an expression that says "I know I'm going to regret asking, but I have to..."
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** "Must have been terrible to be trapped here, Jack. Must have been terrible for you- WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"
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* The very beginning of the above scene: Jack and Barbossa are fighting in Isla De Muerta, Barbossa knocks Jack down and says "You can't beat me, Jack!". Jack then runs Barbossa through with his sword. Barbossa stabs Jack, who (unbeknownst to Barbossa) is cursed, and turns into a skeleton.
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* The very beginning of the above scene: Jack and Barbossa are fighting in Isla De de Muerta, Barbossa knocks Jack down and says "You can't beat me, Jack!". Jack then runs Barbossa through with his sword. Barbossa stabs Jack, who (unbeknownst to Barbossa) is cursed, and turns into a skeleton.
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* Jack Sparrow's entrance into Port Royal, standing proudly atop the mast of his ship... [[RevealShot which is mostly underwater as he enters the port]], and sinks completely just as he casually walks on the dock.
** Made all the more funny by the fact that at that moment, the music is blaring the main heroic theme, and not playing to the sheer ridiculousness of it.
** And, immediately afterwards, "Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie your boat up at the dock!" (cut to mast sticking out of the water next to the dock)
** Awesomely called back in the third film. Jack appears on the mast of the ''Black Pearl'', '''riding his ship across a desert.''' Made absolutely priceless as, just as the ship enters the water and the awesome music fades:
-->'''Ragetti:''' (shakily points at the ''Pearl'') ''...boat...''
* Just watch anytime Jack Sparrow tries to talk to a woman.
-->'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Jack''': I'm not sure I deserved that...
-->'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Jack''': I may have deserved that one.
** Especially when they discover the first mate among the crew is actually Anamaria:
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'''Will''': I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?\\
'''Jack''': No, ''that'' one I deserved.
* During the final battle on Isla de Muerta, Will and Elizabeth skewer three undead pirates together, stuff a lit bomb into the middle one's empty ribcage, then push the three out of the moonlight, effectively trapping the bomb within the pirate's newly reformed flesh. The unfortunate fellow's "No fair!", followed by the ensuing explosion, was magnificent.
** From the same scene:
--> '''Elizabeth:''' Whose side is Jack on?
--> '''Will:''' At the moment?
* The very beginning of the above scene: Jack and Barbossa are fighting in Isla De Muerta, Barbossa knocks Jack down and says "You can't beat me, Jack!". Jack then runs Barbossa through with his sword. Barbossa stabs Jack, who (unbeknownst to Barbossa) is cursed, and turns into a skeleton.
---> '''Jack:''' [in skeleton form, examining his own hand] That's interesting... [starts walking the medallion across his fingers and grins at Barbossa] Couldn't resist, mate.
* When Jack's crew steals the ''Pearl'' in the final battle.
-->'''Ragetti''': Is it supposed to be doing that?\\
'''Pintel''': They're stealing our ship!\\
'''Ragetti''': ''''' BLOODY PIRATES!'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8 "BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!"]]
--> '''Jack Sparrow''' "[[IronicEcho Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?]] (''staggers'') "...oh, that's why."
** The best part of the above is when Jack picks up his pistol - the one with the single shot he was saving for Barbossa - and ''almost'' shoots Elizabeth.
** And before that.
-->'''Elizabeth:''' So that's it, then. ''That's'' the secret, ''grand'' adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent ''three days'' lying on a beach, drinking rum. \\
'''Jack:''' Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
* Barbossa's expression as Jack alludes to him not wanting to kill Will and lift the curse. It just says it all, he doesn't want to listen and is likely going to regret it, but he just has to find out what Jack means.
** And this exchange later, as Will is pulling a StopOrIShootMyself:
-->'''Willl:''' Elizabeth goes free!\\
'''Barbossa:''' Yes. We know ''that''. Anything ''else?''
* This exchange:
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Mr. Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain ''death''?! (''Cotton is silent'') '''Mr. Cotton!''' Answer, man!
-->'''Gibbs''': He's a mute, sir; poor devil got his tongue cut out! So he's trained [[PollyWantsAMicrophone the parrot to talk for him]]. (''beat'') No one's yet figured ''how''...
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Mr. Cotton's... parrot! Same question.
-->'''Cotton's Parrot''': ''Awk!'' Wind in yer sails, wind in yer sails.
-->'''Gibbs''': Mostly we figure that means "yes".
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Of course it does!
** [[NoodleImplements Jack is carrying a banana in this scene. This is never explained.]]
*** Perhaps it's just his breakfast.
*** It's actually bad luck to have a banana on a boat!
* "Say goodbye!" *falling shop sign to the face* "...Goodbye."
* "You will always remember this as the day that you ''almost'' caught [[InsistentTerminology Captain]] Ja-" (''slips'')
* The visual metaphor of a "skeleton crew".
* In the attack on Port Royal, Will is confronted by a pirate:
-->'''Pirate 1:''' Hello! ''(throws a bomb on the ground. It fails to explode. The pirate looks dejected. Will happily reaches for his sword. A second pirate runs past him)''.
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Outta my way, scum! ''(Clubs Will on the head, knocking him out cold)''.
* [[RunningGag Sea turtles]].
* Jack meeting Murtogg and Mullroy
-->'''Jack''': ''(Jack has just been ordered to explain why he's aboard the ''Interceptor'' and not to lie)'' Alright, I confess. [[SarcasticConfession It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in]] [[WretchedHive Tortuga]], then raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
-->'''Murtogg''': I said no lies!
-->'''Mullroy''': I think he's telling the truth...
-->'''Murtogg''': If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!
-->'''Jack''': [[RefugeInAudacity Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you.]]
* The following:
-->'''Barbossa''': Why thank ye, Jack.\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': You're welcome.\\
'''Barbossa''': Oh, not you. [[TropeNamer We named the monkey Jack]].
* The list of Jack's crimes as he's about to be executed, including "impersonating a clergyman of the Church of England", which elicits a wry grin from a reminiscing Jack.
** From the beginning of that scene, the herald says "Jack Sparrow!" and Jack sighs and says "[[InsistentTerminology Captain!]], ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow!"
* "STOP BLOWIN' HOLES IN MY SHIP!" Made even better by the fact that he's locked in the brig of "his" ship.
* Will accidentally pulling one of the candle fixtures free, and quickly having to hide it when Governor Swann comes to see him.
* After Will fumbles the romantic moment between him and Elizabeth after the battle is over:
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': ''If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it.''
* Governor Swann's fight with the skeleton arm - after he smashes it with a hammer for trying to steal his wig.
* The Black Pearl crew back on Isla de Muerta the second time, getting all chanty, until Jack politely makes his way through the crowd, derailing what had been a dramatic moment the first time around.
* Pintel and Ragetti inform Elizabeth that if she doesn't agree to have dinner with Barbossa, she'll instead eat with the crew, naked. Intimidating on paper, but what makes it funny is they clearly think this might actually happen, and are sorely disappointed when she doesn't go for it.
* Jack's response to Will's query about Elizabeth and basically summing up everyone's positions near the end of the movie:
-->'''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Captain Norrington, just like ''she'' promised, and you get to die for her, just like ''you'' promised. So we're all men of our word, really. [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] Except for Elizabeth, [[CaptainObvious who is, in fact, a woman]].
* Elizabeth pulls a knife on Barbossa during dinner and stabs him in the chest with it. Barbossa (who is, at this point, immortal) calmly pulls it out, and then asks what Elizabeth was thinking doing such a thing.
-->'''Barbossa''': I'm curious. After killin' me, [[AndThenWhat what was it you were plannin' on doin' next?]]
* One scene in the movie has the heroes, out of cannon balls, loading their guns with bits and pieces of whatever they had at hand, including forks and knives. This was a RealLife practice, and such AbnormalAmmo was known as Langrage, used as a sort of [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised canister or grape shot.]]
* When Norrington declares, "The ship is ours," after the pirates become mortal again, all the soldiers start cheering, "Huzzah!" Governor Swann joins in and as he does so, he wags his finger at a pirate and then mimes punching him.
* [[NoodleIncident "...And then they made me their chief."]]
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** Made all the more funny by the fact that at that moment, the music is blaring the main heroic theme, and not playing to the sheer ridiculousness of it.
** And, immediately afterwards, "Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie your boat up at the dock!" (cut to mast sticking out of the water next to the dock)
** Awesomely called back in the third film. Jack appears on the mast of the ''Black Pearl'', '''riding his ship across a desert.''' Made absolutely priceless as, just as the ship enters the water and the awesome music fades:
-->'''Ragetti:''' (shakily points at the ''Pearl'') ''...boat...''
* Just watch anytime Jack Sparrow tries to talk to a woman.
-->'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Jack''': I'm not sure I deserved that...
-->'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Jack''': I may have deserved that one.
** Especially when they discover the first mate among the crew is actually Anamaria:
-->'''*SLAP*'''\\
'''Will''': I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?\\
'''Jack''': No, ''that'' one I deserved.
* During the final battle on Isla de Muerta, Will and Elizabeth skewer three undead pirates together, stuff a lit bomb into the middle one's empty ribcage, then push the three out of the moonlight, effectively trapping the bomb within the pirate's newly reformed flesh. The unfortunate fellow's "No fair!", followed by the ensuing explosion, was magnificent.
** From the same scene:
--> '''Elizabeth:''' Whose side is Jack on?
--> '''Will:''' At the moment?
* The very beginning of the above scene: Jack and Barbossa are fighting in Isla De Muerta, Barbossa knocks Jack down and says "You can't beat me, Jack!". Jack then runs Barbossa through with his sword. Barbossa stabs Jack, who (unbeknownst to Barbossa) is cursed, and turns into a skeleton.
---> '''Jack:''' [in skeleton form, examining his own hand] That's interesting... [starts walking the medallion across his fingers and grins at Barbossa] Couldn't resist, mate.
* When Jack's crew steals the ''Pearl'' in the final battle.
-->'''Ragetti''': Is it supposed to be doing that?\\
'''Pintel''': They're stealing our ship!\\
'''Ragetti''': ''''' BLOODY PIRATES!'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8 "BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!"]]
--> '''Jack Sparrow''' "[[IronicEcho Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?]] (''staggers'') "...oh, that's why."
** The best part of the above is when Jack picks up his pistol - the one with the single shot he was saving for Barbossa - and ''almost'' shoots Elizabeth.
** And before that.
-->'''Elizabeth:''' So that's it, then. ''That's'' the secret, ''grand'' adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent ''three days'' lying on a beach, drinking rum. \\
'''Jack:''' Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
* Barbossa's expression as Jack alludes to him not wanting to kill Will and lift the curse. It just says it all, he doesn't want to listen and is likely going to regret it, but he just has to find out what Jack means.
** And this exchange later, as Will is pulling a StopOrIShootMyself:
-->'''Willl:''' Elizabeth goes free!\\
'''Barbossa:''' Yes. We know ''that''. Anything ''else?''
* This exchange:
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Mr. Cotton! Do you have the courage and fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain ''death''?! (''Cotton is silent'') '''Mr. Cotton!''' Answer, man!
-->'''Gibbs''': He's a mute, sir; poor devil got his tongue cut out! So he's trained [[PollyWantsAMicrophone the parrot to talk for him]]. (''beat'') No one's yet figured ''how''...
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Mr. Cotton's... parrot! Same question.
-->'''Cotton's Parrot''': ''Awk!'' Wind in yer sails, wind in yer sails.
-->'''Gibbs''': Mostly we figure that means "yes".
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': Of course it does!
** [[NoodleImplements Jack is carrying a banana in this scene. This is never explained.]]
*** Perhaps it's just his breakfast.
*** It's actually bad luck to have a banana on a boat!
* "Say goodbye!" *falling shop sign to the face* "...Goodbye."
* "You will always remember this as the day that you ''almost'' caught [[InsistentTerminology Captain]] Ja-" (''slips'')
* The visual metaphor of a "skeleton crew".
* In the attack on Port Royal, Will is confronted by a pirate:
-->'''Pirate 1:''' Hello! ''(throws a bomb on the ground. It fails to explode. The pirate looks dejected. Will happily reaches for his sword. A second pirate runs past him)''.
-->'''Pirate 2:''' Outta my way, scum! ''(Clubs Will on the head, knocking him out cold)''.
* [[RunningGag Sea turtles]].
* Jack meeting Murtogg and Mullroy
-->'''Jack''': ''(Jack has just been ordered to explain why he's aboard the ''Interceptor'' and not to lie)'' Alright, I confess. [[SarcasticConfession It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in]] [[WretchedHive Tortuga]], then raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
-->'''Murtogg''': I said no lies!
-->'''Mullroy''': I think he's telling the truth...
-->'''Murtogg''': If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!
-->'''Jack''': [[RefugeInAudacity Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you.]]
* The following:
-->'''Barbossa''': Why thank ye, Jack.\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': You're welcome.\\
'''Barbossa''': Oh, not you. [[TropeNamer We named the monkey Jack]].
* The list of Jack's crimes as he's about to be executed, including "impersonating a clergyman of the Church of England", which elicits a wry grin from a reminiscing Jack.
** From the beginning of that scene, the herald says "Jack Sparrow!" and Jack sighs and says "[[InsistentTerminology Captain!]], ''Captain'' Jack Sparrow!"
* "STOP BLOWIN' HOLES IN MY SHIP!" Made even better by the fact that he's locked in the brig of "his" ship.
* Will accidentally pulling one of the candle fixtures free, and quickly having to hide it when Governor Swann comes to see him.
* After Will fumbles the romantic moment between him and Elizabeth after the battle is over:
-->'''Jack Sparrow''': ''If you were waiting for the opportune moment...that was it.''
* Governor Swann's fight with the skeleton arm - after he smashes it with a hammer for trying to steal his wig.
* The Black Pearl crew back on Isla de Muerta the second time, getting all chanty, until Jack politely makes his way through the crowd, derailing what had been a dramatic moment the first time around.
* Pintel and Ragetti inform Elizabeth that if she doesn't agree to have dinner with Barbossa, she'll instead eat with the crew, naked. Intimidating on paper, but what makes it funny is they clearly think this might actually happen, and are sorely disappointed when she doesn't go for it.
* Jack's response to Will's query about Elizabeth and basically summing up everyone's positions near the end of the movie:
-->'''Captain Jack Sparrow:''' She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Captain Norrington, just like ''she'' promised, and you get to die for her, just like ''you'' promised. So we're all men of our word, really. [[{{Beat}} *beat*]] Except for Elizabeth, [[CaptainObvious who is, in fact, a woman]].
* Elizabeth pulls a knife on Barbossa during dinner and stabs him in the chest with it. Barbossa (who is, at this point, immortal) calmly pulls it out, and then asks what Elizabeth was thinking doing such a thing.
-->'''Barbossa''': I'm curious. After killin' me, [[AndThenWhat what was it you were plannin' on doin' next?]]
* One scene in the movie has the heroes, out of cannon balls, loading their guns with bits and pieces of whatever they had at hand, including forks and knives. This was a RealLife practice, and such AbnormalAmmo was known as Langrage, used as a sort of [[ImprovisedWeapon improvised canister or grape shot.]]
* When Norrington declares, "The ship is ours," after the pirates become mortal again, all the soldiers start cheering, "Huzzah!" Governor Swann joins in and as he does so, he wags his finger at a pirate and then mimes punching him.
* [[NoodleIncident "...And then they made me their chief."]]
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