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* Carina's first direct encounter with the ghosts of Salazar and his crew is to scream "[[OhCrap GHOSTS!!]]" and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere run for the hills]].
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* In the Disneyland Extended preview Jack is inside the large safe the announcer just mentioned nobody could break into. He's not only drunk enough to not remember he's stealing the safe, but to remember just who he did the night before who is still inside the safe with him.
** Which then leads to the lead officer ordering to fire on Jack, forgo the woman. That woman is his wife, as noted by the announcer.
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* Jack and his bad luck:
-->'''Gibbs''': Face it Jack, bad luck dogs you day and night.
-->'''Jack''': [[TemptingFate That is a blatant fabrication!]]
-->[''Bird poop lands on Jack's shoulder'']
-->[''[[{{Beat}} Uncomfortable silence]]'']
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* And that infernal monkey.

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* ** And that infernal monkey.
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* From the Internation Trailer. Jack's reaction to Salazar is "You are ''very, very ugly!"''. Apparently it dissolves into a sword fight... which involves Jack screaming like a girl... as per usual.

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* From the Internation International Trailer. Jack's reaction to Salazar is "You are ''very, very ugly!"''. Apparently it dissolves into a sword fight... which involves Jack screaming like a girl... as per usual.
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* From the Internation Trailer. Jack's reaction to Salazar is "You are ''very, very ugly!"''. Apparently it dissolves into a sword fight... which involves Jack screaming like a girl... as per usual.
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* Carina disgustedly asks if all pirates are this stupid, and the response (from some pirates) is a group "yeah, pretty much."
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'''Henry:''' ''(giddily)'' I saw her ankles!\\

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'''Henry:''' ''(giddily)'' I saw her ankles!\\''ankles!''\\
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* Jack climbs a fence, seemingly drunk, and falls into mud. Then he enters a tavern and drinks from his bottle or rum (which is also covered in mud), and doesn't seem remotely bothered.

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* Jack climbs a fence, seemingly drunk, and falls into mud. Then he enters a tavern and drinks from his bottle or of rum (which is also covered in mud), and doesn't seem remotely bothered.
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-->'''Salazar:''' No, no, no, no! Men, no! No, no, no, no... pirates!

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-->'''Salazar:''' No, no, no, no! Men, no! No, no, no, no... pirates!''[[InsistentTerminology pirates]]''!
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* Jack climbs a fence, seemingly drunk, and falls into mud. His bottle of rum goes with him. He doesn't seem remotely bothered.

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* Jack climbs a fence, seemingly drunk, and falls into mud. His Then he enters a tavern and drinks from his bottle of or rum goes with him. He (which is also covered in mud), and doesn't seem remotely bothered.
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* Something caused Jack Sparrow and a bottle of his beloved rum to be entirely CoveredInMud. He doesn't seem remotely bothered.

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* Something caused Jack Sparrow climbs a fence, seemingly drunk, and a falls into mud. His bottle of his beloved rum to be entirely CoveredInMud.goes with him. He doesn't seem remotely bothered.
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-->'''Henry:''' From this moment on, we are to be allies.
-->'''Carina:''' Considering where your left hand is, I'd say we're more than that!


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* Barbossa relating what he knows of Salazar, only for the man himself to correct him on one certain detail...
-->'''Barbossa:''' I have heard stories of the mighty Spanish captain, who's hunted and killed thousands of men...
-->'''Salazar:''' No, no, no, no! Men, no! No, no, no, no... pirates!
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** And that infernal monkey.
--->''"Aaah! Monkey!"''

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** * And that infernal monkey.
--->''"Aaah! -->''"Aaah! Monkey!"''
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"Pirate's life."'']]

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"Pirate's [[caption-width-right:350:''"[[ButForMeItWasTuesday Pirate's life."'']]]]"'']]
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-->'''Carina:''' The men on the ship are looking for Jack. [[ScrewTHisImOuttaHere I'm going to swim for it.]]\\

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-->'''Carina:''' The men on the ship are looking for Jack. Jack, [[ScrewTHisImOuttaHere so I'm going to swim for it.]]\\



'''Henry:''' This has gone far enough.\\
'''Jack:''' No, it has not.\\

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'''Henry:''' This has gone far enough.\\
enough!\\
'''Jack:''' No, it has not.\\not!\\

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* "Where is your ship, your crew...''your pants??''"
** Then Jack falls asleep ''mid-conversation''.
--->'''Jack''' (''slurring heavily''): I'm so sorry, were you still talking?
* Henry reminds us of the time period the films take place in after watching Carina undress:
-->'''Henry''' (''giddily''): I saw her ankles!
-->'''Jack''': You'd have seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut!

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* "Where ''"Where is your ship, your crew...''your pants??''"
crew... '''your pants??'''"''
** Then Jack falls asleep ''mid-conversation''.
--->'''Jack''' (''slurring heavily''):
'''mid-conversation'''.
--->'''Jack:''' ''(slurring heavily)''
I'm so sorry, were you still talking?
* Henry reminds us of the time period the films take place in after watching Carina undress:
-->'''Henry''' (''giddily''):
undress to escape into the ocean:
-->'''Carina:''' The men on the ship are looking for Jack. [[ScrewTHisImOuttaHere I'm going to swim for it.]]\\
'''Henry:''' Carina, stop it.\\
'''Jack:''' [[RapidFireNo No, no, no, no, no, no, no.]] [[CovertPervert Don't stop it.]]\\
'''Henry:''' This has gone far enough.\\
'''Jack:''' No, it has not.\\
''(Carina then jumps into the sea and swims away)''\\
'''Henry:''' ''(giddily)''
I saw her ankles!
-->'''Jack''':
ankles!\\
'''Jack:'''
You'd have seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut!



--->'''Carina''' (while ''running for her life with Jack''): "I'm not looking for trouble."
---> '''Jack''' (''disapproving'') "What a horrible way to live!"

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--->'''Carina''' (while ''running -->'''Carina:''' ''(while running for her life with Jack''): "I'm Jack)'' I'm not looking for trouble."
---> '''Jack''' (''disapproving'') "What
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'''Jack:''' ''(disapproving)'' What
a horrible way to live!"live!



---> "Aaah! Monkey!"

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---> "Aaah! Monkey!"--->''"Aaah! Monkey!"''
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* Something caused Jack Sparrow and a bottle of his beloved rum to be entirely CoveredInMud.

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* Something caused Jack Sparrow and a bottle of his beloved rum to be entirely CoveredInMud. He doesn't seem remotely bothered.
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* Jack seems to be doing what he does best -- getting on the wrong side of the English. ''Again''.
* "I once knew a Spaniard named something in Spanish."
* Jack disapproves of boredom.
--->'''Carina''' (while ''running for her life with Jack''): "I'm not looking for trouble."
---> '''Jack''' (''disapproving'') "What a horrible way to live!"
** And that infernal monkey.
---> "Aaah! Monkey!"
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* Henry reminds us of the time period the films take place in after watching Carina undress:
-->'''Henry''' (''giddily''): I saw her ankles!
-->'''Jack''': You'd have seen a lot more if you kept your cakehole shut!
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* "Where is your ship, your crew...''your pants??''"
** Then Jack falls asleep ''mid-conversation''.
--->'''Jack''' (''slurring heavily''): I'm so sorry, were you still talking?
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* Henry finds himself in a AccidentalPervert situation as he tries to save Carina from hanging.

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* Henry finds himself in a AccidentalPervert situation as he tries to save saves Carina from hanging.
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* Henry finds himself in a AccidentalPervert situation as he tries to save Carina from hanging.
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* The brief MoodWhiplash with Salazar's "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the young sailor he spared the life of after ordering him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.

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* The brief MoodWhiplash with Salazar's "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" please]]''?" to the young sailor he spared the life of Henry after sparing his life and ordering him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.
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* The brief MoodWhiplash with Salazar's "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the sailor he spared the life of after ordering him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.

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* The brief MoodWhiplash with Salazar's "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the young sailor he spared the life of after ordering him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.
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* One of Salazar's men appears to be nothing but a floating hat.
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* The brief MoodWhiplash with Salazar's "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the sailor he spared the life of as he ordered him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.

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* The brief MoodWhiplash with Salazar's "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the sailor he spared the life of as he ordered after ordering him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.
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* Salazar's brief "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the sailor he spared the life of as he orders him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.

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* The brief MoodWhiplash with Salazar's brief "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the sailor he spared the life of as he orders ordered him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.
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* Salazar's brief "Will you say that to him, ''[[SincerityMode please]]''?" to the sailor he spared the life of as he orders him to deliver his message of doom to Jack Sparrow.
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"Pirate's life."'']]

* Something caused Jack Sparrow and a bottle of his beloved rum to be entirely CoveredInMud.
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