History Funny / PhineasAndFerb

** And finally, this one, which can border on FunnyAneurysmMoment due to recent events:

** Taken UpToEleven in "Phineas's Birthday Clip-O-Rama," where Candace and Doof's efforts end up knocking an ''entire flock'' out of the air one-by-one.

* The commentary on "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister" is equally as funny, especially considering they went UpToEleven on the whole NoFourthWall thing.

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"Aren't you a little old to find this show funny?"\\
"Yes, yes we are!"

* Basically every scene where Doofenshmirtz realizes it's Perry (who's in [[PaperThinDisguise a disguise at the time]], then takes it off [[NiceHat and puts on his fedora]]) who he's seeing/talking to. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Z2lF6w8io Now in compilation form]]:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlbOWCEIWqw Doofenshmirtz sings]] [[Music/TheWhiteAlbum "Blackbird"]] by Music/TheBeatles with [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Stitch]].[[note]]Dan Povenmire was with Chris Sanders on a kids' camping trip and it was a talent show night.[[/note]] He doesn't get some of the lyrics.

* Basically every scene where Doofenshmirtz realizes it's Perry (who's in [[PaperThinDisguise a disguise at the time]], then he takes it off [[NiceHat and wears his fedora]]) who he's seeing/talking to. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Z2lF6w8io Now in compilation form]]:

** ...Or him acting out a job which he's bad at ("The Lemonade Stand") ...

** Whether it be him playing a musical instrument ("Attack Of The 50-Foot Sister") ...

* Some of the cases of "Oh There You Are Perry" are kinda funny.

* The Commentary on "The Chronicles of Meap" with Doof/Monogram is pure gold. Besides Monogram thinking Meap is NightmareFuel (he even outright [[NightmareFuel calls Meap Nightmare Fuel]]) and Doof hating Ferb, there's these.
-->'''Candace''': (judging different books by their covers) Heavy handed and derivative.

-->'''Doof''': I think that the triangle-head kid is uh... he's planning a bank heist, that's their getaway car.

--> "It's a mechanical piece of toast that boy has there..."

--> '''Monogram''': Watching this cartoon, I think I can safely say that that girl ''[Candace]'' is a little unstable.

--> '''Doofenshmirtz''': [[BrickJoke It's Doctor Coconut!]]
--> '''Monogram''': [[{{Beat}} ...]] Doctor Coconut?

--> '''Doof:''' You know what that is? That is a reference to the 1970's movie Star...something. Star...star bar?
--> '''Monogram:''' Are you sure it isn't ''Klute?'' I loved the movie ''Klute.''

--> '''Monogram:''' I think she just stole that. That girl stole stuff.
--> '''Doof:''' She's a hoodlum too.
--> '''Monogram:''' She stole a potion from the boys.
--> ''' Doof:''' [[CallBack The little green-haired boy is a hoodlum]] and this girl's a hoodlum.
--> '''Monogram:''' One day, he and your daughter are going to get married.

--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(sees Candace's CheshireCatGrin)'' What's that all about? Who does she think she is, Music/MichaelJackson?

--> ''Well, he's lookin' real sharp in his 1940's fedora,''
-->''He's got an iron will''
-->''And nerves of steel''
-->''And several other metal-themed attributes!''
-->''His fur is water-tight''
-->''And he's always up to the fight''
-->''So when evil hears this sound, it quakes in its boots!''
-->''*Perry's chatter*''

** Vince and Alyson Stoner talking about doing their characters' voices in public areas so that they can get a reaction from kids. Vince also mentions that he recorded his family's home answering machine message in-character as Phineas; apparently lots of people start their messages with an audio-only DoubleTake.

-->'''Grunkle Stan''' Mom! Why are Phineas and Ferb's heads shaped like that?

** ...Or Doofenshmirtz realizing that he brought Perry along when he tried to escape from him ("One Good Scare Ought To Do It") ...

** Or for that matter on All Hallow's Eve...

** Even eons ago this sort of thing was going on, as proved by "Tri-Stone Area".

[[folder:Specials]]
[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!]]
* "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Follow me!]]"
** "PLOW!"
* Linda muttering a quick "Forgive me, boys," before asking Candace how Phineas and Ferb are doing, putting her into "bust 'em" mode and distracting her from her worries about finding the perfect gift for Jeremy.
* The sightings of Santa Claus that echo the famous Patterson Footage of Bigfoot, the Surgeon's Photograph of Nessie, and the stock picture of the Shroud of Turin.
* The partridge from Perry's trap jamming along with Doofenshmirtz's song.
* This:
-->'''Major Monogram:''' Carl! Stop filming your butt!
-->''(Carl points camera at Monogram's rear)''
-->'''Major Monogram:''' Film mine! It's a party! Wah-hey!
* Isabella can clairvoyantly sense when someone elsewhere is using her catchphrase.
* Buford saying "It's not a clubhouse?" somehow gets funnier every time, as does Candace laughing her ass off when people mention letters to Santa.
* That little rap thing Candace sings after "That Christmas Feeling".
* Candace constantly translating her metaphors into literal terms... including "metaphors" she didn't even use.
* Ferb hands Phineas a blueprint, causing Phineas to turn away and yell in protest. Ferb flips the blueprint right side up, upon which Phineas calms down and says, "Oh, yeah. That's it!"
* Candace SayingTooMuch while trying to encourage Jeremy to go along with her ZanyScheme.
* Candace bursting into mocking laughter every time someone mentions "letters to Santa", even supposedly out of earshot.
* Phineas' repeated attempts to invoke a CatapultNightmare when it's announced Christmas has been cancelled.
* This gem from [[MoodWhiplash Where Did We Go Wrong?]]:
-->'''Phineas''': All except for Buford, 'cause he's got that whole "last minute reprieve" theory.\\
'''Buford''': It's gonna work. You watch.
* Candace meets Santa's elves:
-->'''Clewn't:''' "Ah, yes; Candace Flynn."
-->'''Candace:''' "You know who I am?"
-->'''Clewn't:''' "That's...not a good thing."
* When Baljeet confesses he wants a kiss for Christmas, Buford walks away. A pretty [[JustForPun straight]] "no homo"-style joke, until:
-->'''Baljeet:''' Do not flatter yourself!
* Isabella bringing up how she celebrates Hanukkah while everyone else is sad about Christmas being cancelled.
-->'''Isabella:''' Oh, um, we don't celebrate Christmas. But I got the coolest stuff for Hanukkah. Eight straight days of dreams come true.
-->[{{Beat}} as everyone looks at her]
-->'''Isabella:''' [Realizing what she said] I mean... I'm with you guys. Boo, no Christmas.

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!]]
* The "You're Watching Television" gag. WIN.
* Chaka Khan's appearance in the "I Believe We Can" song. While Clay Aiken's appearance is chuckle worthy, it's just no match for Chaka's epic entrance and dramatic running. While dressed as Ferb.
* What is the first thing that happens when Phineas and Ferb arrive in Tokyo? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQPUBecZRs& CARAMELLDANSEN!]] And look for Isabella [[MemeticMutation with a leek.]]
** "Man, Tokyo's a fun town!" "I have no idea what just happened."
* Klimpaloon, [[OurMonstersAreWeird the Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit That Lives in the Himalayas]]. That is all.
** "NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG"
---> '''Candace''': That's not helping!
---> (''Klimpaloon looks around and walks off, depressed'')
* ''(Water splashes on a mime, removing his make-up)''
-->'''Mime:''' Hey, everyone! I can talk!
* ''This'' [[ShoutOut reference]].
--> '''Phineas:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Look! A sponge and a starfish!]] There's gotta be something we can make out of this! (tosses them away) [[TakeThat Oh no, that's ridiculous]]!
* The continuing trend of Vanessa's evilness:
-->'''Phineas''': Vanessa, you rented a scooter!
-->'''Vanessa''': [[SureLetsGoWithThat Uh...yeah...]]''[[SureLetsGoWithThat rented]]''...
-->(moments later we see a flyer for a missing scooter)
* Isabella's reaction to Phineas in Paris. After her (somewhat depressing) song "The City of Love", in which Phineas obliviously rebukes her advances, the whole gang meets back up at the boat except for Vanessa, and...well...
-->'''Phineas''': Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?
-->'''Ferb''': She went off with someone else.
-->'''Phineas''': That's too bad. I thought the two of you, you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love. I thought romance was a foregone conclusion.
-->'''Isabella''': *growls and tightens her fist until the pencil she's holding breaks*
-->'''Phineas''': Isabella, did you say something?
-->'''Isabella''': I need a new pencil.
** This CMOF is immediately topped when the very next scene repeats the exchange almost word-for-word with Candace instead of Ferb, and Isabella's [[YourHeadASplode head explodes]]!
** The sight of Isabella getting more and more enraged is hilarious, especially considering that she's ''never'' been seen losing her temper before.
* "I jump, therefore I am." "I dangle, therefore I am."
* Phineas and friends interrupting the 27th Annual Substitute Teacher Day... by flying a giant paper airplane over the proceedings.
-->'''Speaker:''' OK, who's the wise guy?!
* "I hate being a sailor."
* This:
--> '''Buford:''' Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by the imagination.
--> '''Baljeet:''' Voltaire, Buford? Really?
--> '''Buford:''' Oh, I can't help it. Paris does it to me every time.
* During the high-energy race at the end when Buford gives everyone back their bikes:
--> '''Buford:''' Here's Ferb's, here's Phineas', here's Isabella's, and here's -- a recumbent? Really?
--> '''Baljeet:''' Studies say it is better for your back.
--> '''Buford:''' How come I don't have to stand in line to bully you?
* "So, Candace, what is [[ContinuityNod "Ferb" short for?]]" "... [[TheUnReveal I... don't know!]]"
* This part:
-->'''Candace:''' Well, you know when you know someone and you see they have another life away from you and it feels weird?
-->'''Phineas:''' Like when you see your teacher at a grocery store weird? Or like when someone you've known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?
-->'''Candace:''' The... the first thing weird.
-->'''Phineas:''' That's good, because I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat.
* Stacy displaying her lack of knowledge of geography:
--> '''Candace:''' Do you know what they have in France?
--> '''Stacy:''' The pyramids?
** And later:
--> '''Candace:''' Oh, and Stacy; pyramids, really?
--> '''Stacy:''' Oh right. That's in Belgium, isn't it?
** Even funnier is that [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting there really is]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louvre_Pyramid a pyramid in France.]]
* Phineas' TemptingFate moment:
--> '''Phineas:''' Well, looked like everything worked out for the best. That giant wave really put us back on schedule. We might even arrive in Danville ahead of time. You know, barring any unforeseen mishaps. (Ferb's steering wheel breaks off) Oh, like that. That's what I'm talkin' about. (The jet breaks off) And that. (Another piece of the plane breaks off) And that. (Baguettes fly off) Yeah, this is all included in what I was talking about earlier!
* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit in the 'Rubber Bands' number. At one point the gang is being carted around the factory in a wagon being pulled by Buford chasing a cookie on a string.
** Also, as they enter the factory:
-->'''Phineas:''' Do you live up here?
-->'''Uncle Sabu:''' Yes, it's quite a trick, isn't it? [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome It used to be very inconvenient for me,]] but then I built my factory right here, [[JerkAss and now it's inconvenient]] [[BadBoss for everyone else!]]
* The sad mime in Paris who releases a red balloon after all the sad moments, culminating in:
-->'''Balloon Seller:''' "Hey you! Stop letting my balloons go!"
* As they crash into Paris:
-->'''Candace:''' "I'M FEELING VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT THIS!!"
* When Phineas reveals the plane to the group, you hear everyone approve, but also this exchange:
-->'''Phineas:''' Behold! The amazing Sun-Beater 3000!
-->'''Buford:''' [[CaptainObvious It's a name followed by a big number!]]
* Near the end of the special, the gang has to ride the bikes Buford stole from them to get home in time. The only ride available for Candace is her old tricycle. When she refuses to get on it, [[BewareTheNiceOnes Phineas briefly loses his temper]] and [[MemeticMutation infamously snaps]] "GET ON THE TRIKE!"

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne]]
* Doofenshmirtz & Monogram dressed as Kelly - and Vogueing.
* All the hosts making Perry noises.

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel]]
* Even when there were only a few clips and trailer, we already knew of plenty of funny moments.
-->'''Nick Fury''': That's SHIELD. It's an acronym.
-->'''Monogram''': Like OWCA?
-->'''Nick Fury''': Yes, except it's cool.
* Creator/StanLee not only sells Excelsior! Hot Dogs, but he gets to reprise his narrator role from the 80s!
* Red Skull has some great lines.
-->'''Red Skull''': Doofenshmirtz. That sounds Drusselshteinian. I have a cousin who married a Drusselshteinian. SHE IS DEAD TO ME!
* The opening sequence:
--> '''Spider-Man''': Aunt May! Phineas and Ferb are making a {{Crossover}}!
--> '''Phineas''': Yeah, we are! (He and Ferb play a chord).
* Iron Man's armor locked up when his powers were drained, so he had to be wheeled around on a furniture dolly for a significant portion of the episode.
* MM wearing an eyepatch to emulate Nick Fury. It gets even ''funnier'' when he adds a ''second patch'' (which he later swaps out for a beard).
* These words from the Red Skull: "Evil Road Trip"!
**
-->'''MODOK:''' "Ooh, shotgun!"
-->'''Red Skull:''' "YOU DO NOT FIT IN ZE SHOTGUN POSITION!"
** Heck, that entire ''scene'' was hilarious!
** MODOK boasting about how his {{Technopath}}ic abilities allow him to access the internet, only for Whiplash to cut in by saying that he can do the same thing with his phone.
* The fact that Doof tried MODOK's look once, but couldn't get out the front door! It becomes a BrickJoke when MODOK has ''the same problem'' with the door to Doof's inator storage room.
* Whiplash and Red Skull have [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation differing opinions]] on Doofenshmirtz.
-->'''Whiplash:''' Perhaps he is a misunderstood genius.
-->'''Red Skull:''' Or maybe he is a perfectly understood idiot.
* Candace fangirling over the superheroes.
--> '''Candace:''' [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls Will you guys read my fanfiction?]] It's a story where Thor and Hulk decide to learn ice skating and—
-->'''Franchise/SpiderMan:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material.]]
** What's truly funny is that Marvel, like a lot of other commercial entertainment companies, isn't allowed to accept unsolicited material. They have strict guidelines which prevent them from even looking at such material.
** When did Candace become a fan of Marvel super heroes? Apparently they had a crossover with Ducky Momo, and she did some research to prepare.
* Baljeet getting hit by gamma rays and Hulking out.
* ''"But I gotta level with ya.. I have no idea who's shooting waffles."''
* "THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM!"
* Doof out with Red Skull and the other villains, committing acts of "[[PokeThePoodle evil]]".
** Whiplash eventually snaps and starts smashing up the mall, the vendor whose cart he smashed was more ticked than angry.
* Every ''moment'' of the power-swapped heroes was hilarious!
* The superheroes wondering if Perry was Comicbook/HowardTheDuck.
--> '''Franchise/SpiderMan:''' You think that was Howard the Duck?
--> '''ComicBook/IronMan:''' Time's of the essence, we've got... [[DelayedReaction No, it wasn't Howard the Duck!]]
--> '''Spider-Man:''' What? I'm just saying.
--> '''Hulk:''' He did have a bill.
* Tony offering the boys internships at Stark Industries.
* Isabella admitting that when Phineas was talking to her that she was only paying attention to Phineas saying her name.
* MODOK passing the Giant Floating Baby Head.
* "SPIDEY SMASH!"
-->"Was he making fun of me?"
-->"A little, yes."
* When Thor regains his powers and summons Mjolnir, it's ''covered'' in parking tickets, and even a ''wheel lock''!
-->'''Thor:''' Oh, for crying out loud!
** It becomes a BrickJoke when you remember that a policewoman put a ticket on the hammer earlier in the episode.
* Whiplash thinking an old lady was with the heroes.
* The end credits, where Phineas and the gang pull off Perry's mask, only to reveal Ducky Momo (it was another mask).
** Candace's reaction: she faints from pure nerdgasm.
* Right after Phineas and Candace make up, Candace sees their mom passing by and decides that as much as she loves her brothers, she ''still'' needs to bust them.
** Pretty much every time their mom just casually looks away whenever the superheroes are fighting.
* Iron Man: "We have Baljeet!"
* Doofenshmirtz trying to find a long enough extension chord to power his disintegrator-inator, and rejecting one for being "too long".
* Doofenshmirtz showing his "evil" inventions to the supervillains, including a "sloth-inator" that will give him the powers of a sloth, "super slowness" and "super leaf-eating".
* Any and all jokes relating to Red Skull's accent.
* When the space station shuts down, it announces that, among other things, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking social network friends are defriended]].
-->'''Candace''': Now that's just mean!
* MODOK being identified as a "giant chicken egg with a face".
* When the "relevant news broadcast" announces some bad news, it turns out to be the cancellation of ''Horse in a Bookcase'' before cutting to the villains wreaking havoc.
* When the heroes' powers get swapped, Iron Man gets Thor's godhood and thinks he can wield Mjolnir, but Thor disabuses that notion by saying that wielding Mjolnir is about worthiness, not power. And to Iron Man's frustration, this means Tony can't use any of Thor's techniques like flying or shooting lightning, as you can only do that...
-->'''Thor & Iron Man:''' ...With the hammer.
** Before that:
-->'''Thor:''' "It's not about power: it's about worthiness."
-->'''Iron Man:''' "Potato, potahto."
-->'''Thor:''' [[{{Beat}} (long pause)]] "...I do not know what that means."
** Hulk gets Tony's powers. Which, lacking a suit, amounts to pretty much nothing.
-->'''Hulk:''' I am feeling entrepreneurial.
* Linda's walking tour on tape mentioning a daycare center that was built on top of an ancient burial ground.
* Doofenshmirtz thinking that the Red Skull's head should be on fire, before considering that he may be [[Comicbook/GhostRider thinking of someone else]].
* When the heroes are shown inside the SHED, they're astonished that it's bigger on the inside. Ferb states that it's simple [[Series/DoctorWho British technology]].
* When Thor has Spider-Man's power and grabs MODOK, Thor can't let go of MODOK and this happens:
-->'''Thor''': I find myself in a sticky situation! Oh no, I've just received Spider-Man's propensity for puns!
* As Isabella and Candace approach the space station:
-->'''Candace:''' "You don't think it's weird that the space station is shaped like Phineas?"
-->'''Isabella:''' "If by 'weird' you mean ''dreamy''!"

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Save Summer]]
* OWCA and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. ending up sharing a space for their events without realizing it because they ''both'' used fake names! The record scratch sound when Doof and MM open the sliding divide (in and attempt to complain about the noise the other group is making) and see each other at the same time sell it.
--> '''Monogram:''' [[OhCrap Huh. What are the odds?]]
* The entire countrified brawl between OWCA and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
** Also, the fact that OWCA is concealed as "[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet The Capulet]] Bar Mitzvah" while L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. is "[[Series/HatfieldsAndMcCoys The Hatfield]] Wedding Reception".
** Plus the fact that in Act 5, they have the exact same brawl with the same animation. Dr Diminutive even realizes this!
* Candace believing a butterfly-shaped hair clip is a spider, ''twice''.
* Doof planning to move the Earth just a bit away from the sun so he won't need to wear SPF ''120'' sunblock.
* Linda makes fun of Candace's arachnophobia denial by saying, "You're in charge, Miss Muffet."
* Colonel Contraction's emphasis on the word "DEBACLE!!!"
* When Candace asks Phineas where to watch a videocassette she found, she inadvertently joins the gang's virtual worldwide concert and is seen as a British guard in London, a Swiss Miss in the Swiss Alps, etc.
* Linda and Lawrence's cavern adventure with Saul (voiced by Wallace Shawn).
** When they make it out of the cave, Saul kisses the ground in relief for a few moments before reacting with disgust... because he happened to kiss a bug.
* '''Doofenshmirtz''': "I guess my fortune cookie was right. I ''do'' tend to over-complicate things!"
* The entirety of Irving's Camp Song.
** The song contains some incredibly dark and graphic lyrics that one would probably never expect on a Disney show, notably "Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly/Your large intestines wrapped around a tree".
* This line:
-->'''Buford:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall This must be a special episode.]] [[LampshadeHanging He's yelling at his sister]] [[ContinuityNod again.]]
* The episode's RunningGag involving the Earth blowing up and rolling the credits, thanks to Buford.
* After the OWCA is dismantled, it is revived into... the OWCA.
* Ferb suddenly having an orchestra to emphasize the mood of the characters' current situation.
* Monty's response to having an [[UpToEleven even-bigger goon]] join the four others?
-->'''Monty [[ThisIsGonnaSuck (in a resigned voice) ]]:''' [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing They have a cave troll.]]
* When Phineas explains that he has recruited other kids to set up rockets all over the world, one kid from the team on Mount Haggenhuge is revealed to be a [[{{Pun}} goat]]. Later, the Mount Haggenhuge rocket malfunctions and the goat fixes it by PercussiveMaintenance.
* A fish agent is shown randomly flopping around on the ground at the OWCA headquarters where it had previously not been present. Moments later, a pelican agent passes by and apparently eats the fish.
* The fact that one of the world leaders contacted by LOVEMUFFIN is a dolphin.
* The reason that Doofenshmirtz resents sharing a space in the conference hall is because [[GoodIsBadAndBadIsGood sharing is not evil]].
** And then there's his rant about it to Norm.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Do you realize what would happen if all the other evil organizations found out we were ''sharing''? They'd be all, "Oh, look! There goes L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.! They share! They're gawky and uncoordinated and they wear no-name-brand jeans!" Well, maybe some people can't afford designer jeans, ''Julie''!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Norm:''' Wow, that was...
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Yeah, yeah, I heard it.
* The OWCA agents' rendition of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" is both funny and heartbreaking.
* Candace attempts to get over her arachnophobia by touching a spider... except the spider is really a picture on the cover of a book, and she's touching it with an artificial arm on a long pole...''While covering her eyes with her hand''.
* Phineas casually mentioning several times that their rockets could potentially tear the Earth in two if used improperly.
* One of Doofenshmirtz's {{Berserk Button}}s turns out to be the self destruct button being disabled.
* Roger is trapped on the roof of City Hall for the entire second half of the episode.
* When Rodney mocks Doofenshmirtz by nicknaming him "Slouchy", the other evil scientists laugh, and Dr. Diminutive can be heard saying "[[DontExplainTheJoke Haha! Good one! Because he slouches!]]"
* When Monty is spying on LOVEMUFFIN and overhears their plans, he gasps, but Dr. Diminutive mistakes it for the building settling. Rodney then hears him say he needs to go warn Carl, with Dr. Diminutive again thinking it's the building settling.
-->'''Rodney:''' "So the building has to go warn Carl?"
-->'''Diminutive:''' "I live in a strange building."
* When Stacy is trying to help Candace get over her arachnophobia, she takes her to an exotic spider exhibit and reaches into one of the cages to demonstrate that spiders are harmless. She promptly gets bitten. [[GilliganCut Cut to her being carted into an ambulance, still wearing the exact same bemused expression.]]

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Star Wars]]
* In the intro "And none of this is canon, [[MST3KMantra just relax]]."
** Really, the whole opening crawl. It mainly consists of Jeff and Dan having to tell Creator/JimCummings how to narrate it. In particular, the part where he does the opening credits in what is a combination of his Tigger and Ray voices.
* The Imperial office is literally an office building perched atop a Star Destroyer body and the storm trooper office workers have white shirts and neckties while still wearing the rest of their armor.
** One of the stormtroopers in the Imperial office was looking up swimsuit models.
*** [[BlatantLies It's work related!]]
* "Tatooine", generally considered a desolate wasteland is considered paradise by Phineas and Ferb due to their cheerful optimism and inventive knack.
* Leia asking Perry to get out of her shot as she records the iconic "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi" video, [[SarcasmMode thus answering that decades-old question of why there are no teal platypi in the original cut]].
* Baljeet saying "socks" to the tune of the Imperial March.
* During "In the Empire", when Candace sings about all of the exotic worlds you can visit, one of the worlds we see is Burbank, California. [[FridgeBrilliance Then again, for a Tatooine native]]...
** Also, during her rant mid-song about Gladys from accounting being promoted, she notes the failed blaster training "seriously, she held it backwards and upside down."
* The Commander delivering the one line every moviegoer has had in their mind since 1977:
-->'''Stormtrooper:''' Look sir, droids.
-->'''Commander:''' No, this is a bathtub stopper.
* 30 seconds later:
-->'''2nd Stormtrooper:''' Look, sir, a magic flute.
-->'''Commander:''' [[FacePalm No, that's a stick.]]
* Phineas, Ferb, and Blatto are looking over the Death Star plans and have just discovered the [[AchillesHeel exhaust port]].
-->'''Blatto:''' "Uh, it's like it's got a self-destruct button. What kind of idiot would design that?"\\
([[AnswerCut cut to Darthensmhirtz]] trying and failing to use a water fountain).
* The aftermath of the cantina scene:
-->'''Undertaker:''' (carting Greedo's body away) "Funny, they said he shot first, but I could have sworn it was the other guy..."
* Isabella politely asking Phineas and Ferb to excuse her after hearing Vanessa sing about Han Solo so much, which is followed by her shooting Vanessa....'s microphone.
* Despite all of Isabella's snappy remarks about what he's doing, Phineas still asks Ferb if he and Isabella would be a good couple.
-->'''Ferb:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Sure, why not?
* Darthenshmirtz [[TemptingFate gloats over how valuable his time share on Alderan has become.]] Meanwhile, [[DoomedByCanon in the background...]]
* This:
-->'''Isabella''': This had better work or you two are floating home!\\
'''Phineas''': [[LiteralMinded I don't think we can float all the way home]]. I mean, we wouldn't survive fifteen seconds in the cold vacuum of spa—\\
'''Isabella''': It's a figure of speech!
* When Isabella's ship cloaks, it briefly turns into the Giant Floating Baby Head.
* This line by Vader: "I find your lack of socks disturbing."
* Phineas feeling bad that they don't have any actual donuts for the stormtroopers and that they should get them some, followed by Isabella yelling at him to focus.
* Candace entertaining herself by making faces underneath her helmet.
* "One man's trash [[ServileSnarker is another man's bad idea.]]"
* Two Rebel agents realize they don't have the disc with the Death Star plans, so one suggests they blame [[TheScrappy Jar Jar Binks]]. The other points out that it won't work since he retired 20 years ago, then suggests something involving a thermal detonator, causing the first guy to respond "that's better than my Jar Jar plan?"
** Then Isabella shows up with the disc and says, in the most uncaring voice possible "Yo tech support, got something here for you," then just walks off as the two guys are celebrating.
* When Candace, Buford, and Baljeet begin questioning whether the Empire is the good side:
-->'''Candace:''' And didn't we just blow up a planet?!
-->'''Baljeet:''' Hmm, yes, that is sort of difficult to justify...morally.
* Apparently, Porkins is the SitcomArchNemesis to Galaxy-Far-Away!Gretchen.
* The revelation of what that tentacled thing in the trash compactor was and what it was doing:
-->'''Darthensmirtz:''' "That's not trash, dummy: that's a guy!"
** Well, the monster has been trained to get [[LukeIAmYourFather things associated with Darth Vader]]...
* A slew of gems during the DancePartyEnding:
** Leia dances with Agent P, while [[LoveTriangle Luke and Han]] look on, both a bit peeved.
** Isabella kissing Phineas at the end, but first asking if they were related as a reference to Luke and Leia.
** Artoo doing the Worm.
** Gretchen chewing out Porkins for messing up their celebration when it turns out he has been SparedByTheAdaptation.

[[AC: Night of the Living Pharmacists]]
* Doofenshmirtz using a thesaurus during his monologue.
* Doofenshmirtz making {{Call Back}}s to events that he didn't witness (complete with LampshadeHanging, naturally).
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' In your face, logic!
* The zombies mostly behave like mindless automatons, but they apparently still have enough presence of mind to throw Doofenshmirtz out of the DEI building when he complains about them.
-->'''Zombies:''' Less of me...
** It usually is pretty funny when they say something outside of "lots of me". For example, zombified Carl actually mentions that he used to be him.
--> '''Gordon Gutsofanemu''': Now let's go to the weather.
--> '''Doof zombie weatherman''': Lots of me... let's go to traffic...
--> '''Doof zombie pilot''': Lots of me...
--> '''Doof zombie co-pilot''': Back to you, Gordon...
--> '''Doof zombie Gordon''': Lots of me...
** Doof calling the zombies cliche when they turn against him.
** At the end of Doof's song, his backup singers get zombified. One of them keeps dowoping for a few seconds.
* Stacy gets through the entire episode by pure obliviousness.
* Vanessa's friends being {{Genre Blind|ness}} about horror movie cliches, which Candace cannot believe.
* Phineas shooting down Doofenshmirtz's suggestion for a self-destruct button when they were building their project to stop the zombies.
* When the giant floating baby head is infected, it turns into a giant floating Doofenshmirtz head.
* Even if it was also pretty emotional, Phineas realizing that he forgot about Isabella and then freaking out about it right after he had tried to get Buford to calm down earlier. Naturally, Buford lampshades this in a mocking tone.
* The cameos of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as their ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'' characters, where they talk about how little sense everything makes to them.
** Similarly, the cameo of George A. Romero as reporter [[Film/DawnOfTheDead1978 "Don Adaded"]].
* When Candace, Vanessa, and Doofenshmirtz prepare to fight the zombies, Doofenshmirtz also arms himself with rubber despite being immune to infection, simply because he'd wanted to dress up too.
* Isabella shows how she can change instantaneously into her Fireside Girl uniform.
* The two examples of HeroicSacrifices apparently involving the need to take your clothes off-sans-underwear:
-->'''Phineas:''' {{beat}} You know, he [Buford] really could have done that ''without'' taking off his clothes."
-->'''Isabella:''' I know, right?
-->(later, when Doofenshmirtz throws himself at the zombies)
-->'''Phineas:''' Again, with the clothes-\\
'''Isabella:''' Yeah, what's up with that!?\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''[offscreen]'' This is yet ''another'' CallBack to something I didn't hear!
* When Isabella announces herself in the Fireside Girl headquarters, she outright ignores it out of urgency when Phineas starts apologizing to her and being more affectionate than normal, preferring to focus on the bigger picture.
* When Doof learns his machine considers turning people into him to be repulsive, he claims it's the universe playing a joke on him.
* Candace running into Vanessa at the supermarket and [[CaptainObvious asking if she's shopping]] then rambles on before finally saying to herself "stop Candace."
* After everything's over, Vanessa says she and Candace should hang out again, preferably without the threat of a zombie apocalypse. Doof adds that he won't make any promises.
* A call back to "Knot My Problem" is made, when Gretchen tries to keep Buford from worrying that the Doof zombies are going to break into the Fireside Girl headquarters.
-->'''Gretchen:''' Lock it down soldier! No one's getting in here! You hear me?!
-->'''Buford:''' I am so in love with her right now.
** This kind of applies to meta, when you find out [[Creator/ArielWinter who she's voiced by]].

[[AC: Last Day Of Summer]]
* At one point while going through Phineas and Ferb's ride, the kids gain the faces of their respective voice actors... except Buford, who gets that of an octopus.
** According to the writers, this was because Bobby Gaylor, Buford's voice actor, is in his mid-40s and his head would look weird next to these younger voice actors.
* Candace's alarm is the Phineas CatchPhrase's "I know what we're gonna do today!". Plus Candace wakes up just in time to hear her brother say it at same moment. Oh, and the clock alarm not report the time, but the words "Busting Time"!.
* After Candace finishes telling Linda about Phineas and Ferb's invention, she hangs up, only to call back again just to laugh her signature laugh.
* When Candace speculates on how boring Linda and Lawerence's lives must be without children, we get a scene cut to them doing a fancy dance.
* After a montage of Isabella regaining her memories of Phineas clearly emphasizing her crush on him, Baljeet goes through a similar sequence... with a spoon. Buford tries to trigger one with oranges, but fails.
* Isabella wearing Capri pants over her usual outfit. That's all. Made even funnier by the fact that she gains an uncharacteristic lack of focus bordering on {{Cloudcuckoolander}} levels: she had been so preoccupied with trying the pants on that she missed out on what the others had been discussing.
* At the ending, when Phineas throws all rules of logic and the fourth wall out the window, ''[[SerialEscalation even more than usual:]]''
-->'''Phineas:''' (singing) -Isabella kissed me, [[LaserGuidedAmnesia but I got my mind erased!]]\\
(music stops)\\
'''Isabella:''' Wait, [[BigWhat what!?]]\\
'''Phineas:''' (teasing) [[CallBack You just wait]] [[CallForward ten years.]]\\
(music resumes)
** Before, Candace reference at the [[AllJustADream dream]] events of "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbPhineasAndFerbGetBusted Phineas and Ferb Get Busted ]]" and Phineas asks if the dream is of Perry or Candace.
--> '''Candace:''' "Actually, I think my dream was inside of Perry's dream".
--> '''Buford''': "[[MindScrew My mind is blown!]]"
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[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC: For Your Ice Only]]
* The way they revealed that Stacy and Ginger were sisters: a not-so-friendly argument over who gets to use the computer.
* Baljeet's comment on why there isn't a Y-8 sport (because there's football X-7 and hockey Z-9). According to Phineas, "We're saving that for croquet!"
* Candace reports a "Code Teal" to Stacy, then realizes that's [[CrazyPrepared "swarm of locusts"]] and explains she meant "Code Periwinkle" ("hockey emergency").
* Linda trying to get a disposable camera.
* The giant demon zamboni that destroys the hockey Z9 rink.
** And its poor driver:
--->'''Driver:''' "Mr. Stevens! I'm having trouble with the equipment!"
* Candace repeating everything that Stacy was telling Ginger.
* Lawrence sliding into a snowbank in the backyard.
* This line:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Something's not right in the hinterland.
* The CallBack to Isabella's ability to speak in an unnaturally deep voice, complete with cheerful 'Thanks, Dink!'
* The one guy in the crowd who comments that he's not cold because he has a blanket.
* A strategically placed GeniusBonus: As the song ends, [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn the singers exit]], [[Theatre/TheWintersTale pursued by a bear]].

[[AC: Happy New Year!]]
* Norm constantly repeating "Happy new year!", even before the New Year has started.
* During the song, there is a scene of Doofenshirtz and Perry dancing.
** Likewise, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and the Fireside Girls doing ''Oppa Gangnam Style.''
* Monogram and Carl on a sunny beach while Perry is stuck in his lair, which is freezing.
** And the short-range CallBack to "For Your Ice Only that sets it up.
* "And [[LiteralMinded Internet-land]] is not a real place!"

--> '''Isabella:''' And of course there's the other tradition of kissing someone special at midnight.
--> '''Phineas:''' Well I know what ''we're'' going to do tonight. *looks flirtatiously*
--> '''Isabella:''' REALLY?!
--> '''Phineas:''' [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage YEAH! We're going to make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space!]]
--> '''Vivian:''' Your mother is right, Phineas, you have such an active imagination!
--> '''Isabella:''' Not active enough...
* The lady who was eating a sandwich in the bathroom for no apparent reason then her New Years resolution.
* Candace trying to repress her busting urge, and slipping into small little tangents about what Phineas and Ferb normally do.
* After a woman sees Phineas & Ferb's giant mirror ball, and comments they'd be busted if they were her children, Candace says "adopt me please!"

[[AC: Fly On the Wall]]
* Phineas asks what summer is really all about. Isabella, Baljeet and Buford start singing the song [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension "Summer (Where Do We Begin)"]].
--> '''Phineas:''' Yeah, yeah, [[ContinuityNod we all know the song]]... [[LampshadeHanging but I'm not]] [[ResetButton exactly sure how...]]
** This is FridgeBrilliance at its finest. At first, you're enjoying the song, and then you realize [[LaserGuidedAmnesia their minds were wiped]]. Phineas proceeds to say the quote above, and you laugh. And then you realize that not only were Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford ''not present for that song'', they're singing the ''opening lyrics'' from the ''[[https://youtu.be/eTYxD0ozBs4 album version]]'', which were '''never heard in the actual movie.'''
** [[FreezeFrameBonus The kicker is that Perry's eyes are wide open when Phineas says he remembers the song.]] He was probably worried Phineas was starting to remember that day.
* Doofenshmirtz lamenting on his lackluster scheme, and then lampshading the length of the summer.
* The ending, when Candace realized she wasn't going to a rodeo but a fancy restaurant.
--> '''Waiter:''' May I take your order, ''partner''?
** When Candace, embarrassed, asks if it might possibly be "Dress as a Cowboy, Get Dinner Free" Night, the waiter comments that no, that's Tuesday.
* Candace's encounter with a fly that had been zapped with a "human-head-inator".
* Buford hitting the Fly button on the tire swing, causing it to go up and eventually fall down and crush Perry and Heinz's -Inator.
** The base of the swing ends up making it all the way to space, passing by two astronauts in a shuttle. One of them gives us this gem:
---> Astronaut: Whoa, that's weird-- we're in a space shuttle and the shuttle program ended years ago!
** Doofenshmirtz's reaction to his self-proclaimed best -inator ever being crushed: "Well, like my Uncle Boris used to say: 'When life's going well, a giant tire comes along and smashes your -inator.' We all thought he was crazy at the time, but now he seems rather prophetic."
* When Buford is playing with the control panel to turn Candace back, she ends up shifted into various incorrect shapes, including the Inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head, and they end up passing by her proper form and having to "go back two."
* As soon as Candace realizes she's a fly, she gives this apropos variation on her catchphrase:
--> Candace: Phineas and Ferb, you are so [[AnimalSpeciesAccent buzzzzzzzzzzzted]]!
* The fateful sorbet machine from this episode would become something of a fixture for the rest of the show's run, such as being modified to turn people into bees or opening portals to alternate realities.

[[AC: Bully Bust]]
* Doofenshmirtz on coffee.
** Which included, him designing an overly complicated trap based off of the Mousetrap-esque board game.
** His latest bizarrely named -inator (the Luffaplex Dill-Pickle Inator) that has nothing to do with its purpose (which makes things float up into the atmosphere).
** And his AnvilOnHead moment: he bounces up into the anvil face-first and falls to the ground; gravity then pulls the anvil down, with predictable results.
* Buford blocking the green beams of light with other objects, including himself.
* Buford's attempts to sing a new musical number about his family's daily habits, including setting alarm clocks, being prepared for every eventuality, keeping things in place long enough for other peoples moms, and what to do if you don't succeed on the first try.
* [[XtremeKoolLetterz TUFF SHOO LAYSIZZ!]]

[[AC: My Sweet Ride]]
* Carl shows a dark side after he finds out that Vanessa Doofenshmirtz is Monty's date.
--> '''Monogram''': Carl, What do you see?
--> '''Carl''': Someone who owes me big time! (His face of satisfaction is priceless).
* Perry bringing in a bazooka to destroy Doofenshmirtz's front door.
** It's just as funny when Doofenshmirtz refuses to let Perry in, while Vanessa points out that he'd just destroy the door anyway.
** After Vanessa lets him in, Perry calmly puts the bazooka on the floor. Naturally, it goes off and blows a hole into Doof's walls.
* Some of the "hip" dialogue, with one example being Monogram's "See you later, crocodile!"
* When Doofenshirmtz drives his restored custom car out of the building, instead of going through the garage he drives right through the door next to it.
* When a sleeping Lawrence rolls through an intersection, Doof drives through at the same time:
-->'''Doof:''' "Out of my way, luge boy!"
* Phineas's reaction to Ferb's model of the car (which flies off and explodes):
-->'''Phineas:''' "Wow! Candace is gonna love that! Except for the exploding part. We should probably fix that."

[[AC: Der Kinderlumper]]
* The Running of the Chinchillas... for once this isn't one of Phineas and Ferb's projects, it is in fact a real event between Danville and some other town.
** There is also a [[FreezeFrameBonus blink and you miss it]] shot of Ferb screaming when the chinchillas become large. It's just funny to see him make such a facial expression in the first place.
* The reveal that Der Kinderlumper was told in different ways to Roger and Doof.
-->'''Roger''': Funny, I never thought of the Kinderlumper as such a crybaby.
* "''[[LargeHam LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU --]]'' Never stand on a big cartoony 'X'."

[[AC: Sidetracked]]
* Agent Lyla's antics. Especially when she and Perry defeat Doofenshmirtz's "social convention" trap by ''eating his fries.''
* All the Canadian stereotypes, especially those listed by Bannister when he reveals he's from Greenland.
--> '''Bannister''': You think that just because I'm polite, smell like pine needles, and overemphasize my T's, I'm Canadian?
** And his laments about Greenland's national pride... and national anthem:
--> '''Bannister''': Greenland's national anthem. Seriously, does that inspire you to do anything other than ice fish? But Canada! Oh, they've got it all: the maple syrup, the national parks, the medal-winning curling team... and the ''moose''.
** The end credits where Major Monogram apologizes for the wisecracks made at Greenland at the end.
* When they end up on the top of the train:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': You knew we'd [[TraintopBattle end up here eventually]], right?
* Perry's lair entrance of the week, a tree that accidentally wrecks someone's car.
* Doofenshmirtz throwing a guy out of the train... that's not the funny part, the funny part is that the guy safely rolled all the way home, and through a fence, and a playground.
* Phineas noting halfway through the episode that Perry is gone.
* The whole deal made out of the American and Canadian sides of the train.
* The entirety of the helicopter fight, but especially the part where the singer/narrator gets sidetracked by the idea of two helicopters fighting. And then the song cuts away to two rubberhose animation helicopters boxing.
-->'''Singer:''' ''...No, that looked better in my head!''
* Doofenshmirtz just happening to avoid several obstacles while bending down to tie his shoelaces on top of the train. Then he falls into an open skylight and lands in a toilet because "Some joker left the seat up!"
* During the opening sequence, Perry is contacted by Monogram and Carl, whose video images show up on two small mirrors that come out of the rearview mirrors on Perry's motorbike. When Monogram berates Carl, his mirror physically shoves Carl's away.
* Bannister's method of pulling off Doof's scheme: He just switches on Doof's inator and walks away. Said inator, the cloud-magnetizinator, is then revealed to have caused a cloud to carry off Phineas and Ferb's metallic superstructure offscreen at some point.
* In a FreezeFrameBonus, it's shown that Perry [[https://forgottenpnffacts.tumblr.com/post/190318619123/perry-can-type-in-english-perry-ends-his-texts signs his text messages]] with AsciiArt of a platypus.
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[[AC: Primal Perry]]
* Doof is unable to recognize Perry without a hat ''again'', and spends a good chunk of the episode thinking that hatless Perry is "Steven the Platypus".
* The sub-plot involving Baljeet making as many choices as he wishes without being affected by the consequences as a whole was pretty funny.
** Also the joke involving the first Baljeet clone getting hit by a truck because he got strawberry ice-cream.
* Monogram and Carl spending the whole episode inside of the house's vents, Carl even leaves at one point only to bring back his cousin.
* The Platypus hunter having named all of his boomerangs, [[{{EveryoneHasStandards}} even Doofenshmirtz finds this weird]].
** Crosses over with SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: Dan and Swampy have gone on record that all of the boomerangs are named after die-hard fans of the show.
* Lawrence being entirely unperturbed at the swarm of Baljeets.
* Candace's failed attempts to show Linda the Baljeet clones.
* Doofenshmirtz wondering during the cliffhanger why it's considered a cliffhanger despite him and Perry not hanging off anything.
* The picture that Major Monogram showed Perry at the beginning of the episode, it's of aliens meeting a dragon. The kicker is that Monogram was more focused on the really tiny spelling of 'Doof' in clouds.

[[AC: Mind Share]]
* The entire ''[[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank]]'' parody. Especially Red's over-the-top narrating and "that's the length of"... examples.
-->'''Red:''' Well, it was still 500 yards. That's the length of two volleyball courts, a ''Nimitz''-class aircraft carrier, a large three-drawer filing cabinet, three French-
-->'''Buford:''' We're not listening anymore!
-->'''Red:''' Oh. Okay, then.
* Meap's Wolfman Jack-inspired translation sideburns.
* "Climb on up that platform thing!"
* The alien criminals' weakness to Square Dance music.
* The conversation between Phineas and Candace.
-->'''Phineas:''' It's me, Candace. Phineas! Outer-space alien super-crooks from a planet of frogs and reptiles have taken over our bodies.
-->'''Candace (completely straight-faced):''' Okay. What do you want me to do?
-->'''Phineas:''' Really? You believe that weird story just like that?
-->'''Candace (still completely straight-faced):''' [[SeenItAll Yeah. It's been a long summer, kid. What do you need?]]
* Doofenshmirtz tells Perry to sit with the other wingmen, which appear to be a group of fighter pilots making hand signals.
* Doofenshmirtz misinterpreting Perry's signals.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Oh, well let's see. (Perry rubs his stomach.) We can rub our stomachs and, (Perry points to his mouth) point to our mouths, and later we can roll our eyes, and put our heads in our hand.
* TheTag, where Doofenshmirtz's boots force him to do a "Shake Your Body" dance, disgusting his date.

[[AC: Backyard Hodge Podge]]
* The subplot involving Lawrence having to give a speech about an ancient tribe called the Ornithorhynchans. It gets to the point where he even [[http://images.wikia.com/phineasandferb/images/a/a6/Tumblr_mky7xtmC1t1rmra37o1_1280.png dresses up]] as one!
* The running gag involving people talking about Perry but instead getting [[SpecialGuest Parry Gripp's]] attention.
* Doof and Perry trying to fight each other while blind.
* Linda hallucinating about singing pies.
* While the invention is being constructed, Phineas decides to shrink a parachute to use as a sweatshirt, and enlarge a sweatshirt to use as a parachute.
* When she needs to get out of listening to her dad's speech, Candace uses the excuse that a bunch of friends asked her to build a human pyramid with them. The ridiculousness of the excuse and her delivery make it sound like a classic case of INeedToGoIronMyDog but the next time we see her, she's part of a human pyramid.

[[AC: Bee Day]]
* Perry's lair entrance has him still wearing his bee antennae from the Bee Day festival. The "Agent P" singers sing, "Agent Beeeeeeeeee!", then one of them clears her throat as Perry puts on his fedora and they sing "P!"
* Isabella getting lost in Phineasland again.
* Emo Candace.
** And Linda's completely unconcerned reaction:
--->'''Linda:''' Sweetie, I went through a similar phase when I was your age. Try writing some poems.\\
'''Candace:''' Whatever. I don't care. No one gets me! [[RhymesOnADime Except my hair!]]\\
'''Linda:''' That's my girl!
* Doofenshmirtz setting off the self-destruct button in his underwear.
** Pretty much the fact that Doofenshmirtz puts self-destruct buttons on ''everything'', including his underwear.
* It turns out that Charlene broke up with Doofenshmirtz because of an ugly-looking tomato hand puppet.
-->'''Charlene:''' Suddenly I can't remember why we broke up...
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' (''pulls out the hand puppet'') You said you hated Mr. Tomato.
-->'''Mr. Tomato:''' Hello, Charlene.
-->'''Charlene:''' Oh, hello, Mr. Tomato. Thanks for the reminder. I'm outta here.
-->'''Mr. Tomato''' (''to Doof''): You know, it wasn't me she didn't like.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Shut up!
** What makes it extra funny is Mr. Tomato's smooth, suave voice, which is quite unlike Doofenshmirtz's high, raspy voice.

[[AC: Bee Story]]
* Isabella gives Bluto's speech from ''Film/AnimalHouse''. And it is amazing.
** Holly makes a CallBack to the time when Candace got 50 patches, though she points out that she technically got 49 - she only got 50 because of a world record patch.
* Adyson suggesting that the Fireside Girls should get stung by [[Franchise/SpiderMan radioactive bees]] so they can communicate with bees and get their beekeeping patches.
-->'''Holly''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Um, we don't have access to radioactive bees]].
-->'''Ginger''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, that's what's wrong with that plan]].
** Earlier in the same scene:
-->'''Gretchen:''' "In the guideline for the beekeeping patch, it says that a good beekeeper tries to think like a bee."
-->'''Katie:''' [[LiteralMinded "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz."]]
* Poofenplotz being rejected by L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., and then referring to it as a "boys' club".
* The fact that Poofenplotz's plan made no logical sense at all, making her look as competent as Doof. To elaborate: bee larvae who eat royal jelly grow up to be queen bees. [[InsaneTrollLogic Therefore]], if Poofenplotz eats enough royal jelly she will grow 40 times larger, live 40x longer, become queen of the world, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick grow a huge grotesque abdomen for laying eggs]]...[[WorthIt but she can live with that]].
** Pinky's BrainBleach reaction to that mental image
** Poofenplotz channeling...[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Galadriel]]. That is all.
* Phineas asks Isabella if she wants honey with her iced tea, though the way he said it made Isabella think he was calling ''her'' honey.
* It is revealed that Admiral Acronym has an intern named ''Carla'', who not only looks like Carl but even comes from an "entire family of unpaid interns".
* Poofenplotz's [[FreezeFrameBonus rejection letter]] from L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.:
--> Dear Esmeralda Poofenplotz,
--> We regret to you that your application for membership has been denied. Based on your past schemes, we have deemed that you're not even close to our standard for admission.
--> Feel free to re-apply after you've come up with something really evil. At the very least, get yourself a decent lab coat.
--> Sincerely,
--> Heinz Doofenshmirtz
** And how come Doof is signing L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. documents anyway?
*** To demonstrate that EvenEvilHasStandards.
* Poofenplotz: "I don't believe it! Fortune is smiling on me like the creepy guy on the corner of third and main!"

[[AC: Great Balls of Water]]
* The part where we view Candace's mind, especially when we see a third Candace who is completely bonkers.
* Doof's whole double negative plot was pretty funny too.
* Loop-de-loop Street.
* Lampshading galore, even by the standards of this show, including both Doofenshmirtz and Linda giving summaries of typical daily events (from their point of view).
** Doof gets one particular gem: "Oh, now it's stuck in random fire mode! Why would I even put that mode on there?!"
* Candace talking the Jeremy and once again trying to appear cool and [[NotHelpingYourCase immediately undermining herself]]:
-->'''Candace:''' "Not that I play with dolls. I just have a few on my shelf next to my unicorn." (FacePalm).

[[AC: Where's Pinky?]]
* Pinky is revealed to be good with computers - well, grabbing them and smashing them on people as a weapon, anyway.
* The tour guide who would not let anyone leave.
** His lampshading that musical numbers are characteristic of Danville, which of course leads into one. As it turns out, it's the only part of the tour the visitors find enjoyable.
** The fact that the planet Venus is apparently Danville's Director of Regional Marketing.
** "And that's why the Captial Building was moved here from Sri Lanka on the backs of Seven Sea Turtles"
** "I am the ruler of the Tri-State Area!"
* When Doof is invisible and in front of an elevator button, a man unknowingly pokes him.
* Buford under the influence of Phineas and Ferb's machine.
* Buford and Monogram asking for rimshots after they crack jokes.
* Gretchen giving a talk on zombie invasions.
* Doof's first guess at a security password is ''"[[{{Franchise/Tron}} Reindeer Flotilla]]"''... '''and it turns out that was actually the correct password!'''
* Everyone assuming Pinky is Perry's pet dog.

[[AC: Knot My Problem]]
* "Back in the days when men wore mini-skirts..."
* The ending, where Candace suddenly becomes very hungry due to Doof's inator and ''devours the entire knot (made of licorice)''. And Buford's response?
-->'''Buford:''' [[CallBack I'm so in love with her right now.]]
* The WhosOnFirst that ensues from the confusion between "not" and "knot".
* Perry having to dig his own lair entrance.
* Doofenshmirtz rejecting advice on [[CutLexLuthorACheck how easily to use his inator for monetary gain]] in favor of his own ZanyScheme.

[[AC: Just Desserts]]
* Doof and Perry, on a sugar rush, as jumping buddies.
* This dialogue, after Candace has worn out her voice recording the audio version of the [[GreatBigBookOfEverything Fireside Girls Compendium Guide]]:
-->'''Irving''': Umm... I'd like you to do one more take on that last chapter.
-->'''Candace''': I'd like to hurt you.
-->'''Irving''': That's a wrap!
* [[DeadpanSnarker Lawrence]] talking about British stereotypes.
* The dedication to the Fireside Girls Compendium Guide.
* Though this episode wasn't paired with "Knot My Problem", it aired right after it in its debut. At the beginning of the episode, Baljeet wonders if they will be forced to eat the climbing wall (which is made out of organic material), as though it was a CallBack to Candace eating the Gordian knot in "Knot My Problem".

[[AC: La Candace-Cabra]]
* "You are so busted... for something!"
* Monogram declaring humans as the superior species, only to receive growls from the OWCA agents.
* Phineas declares the chupacabra to be a myth, comparing it to [[AllMythsAreTrue the Klimpaloon and the Lake Nose Monster]], both of with have appeared in the show.
* Doofenshmirtz traps Perry over a shark tank, but Perry gets out and stands in front of Doof. He then uses his inator to switch Perry's places [[WhatanIdiot with the]] [[ThreateningShark shark.]]
* Doof and Perry's fight on a plane. Offscreen, we hear the two fighting. Onscreen, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment we see the two engage in father-son bonding activities, like fishing and Doof teaching Perry how to ride a trike.]]
* Doofenshmirtz's name for his hair growth product, and obliviousness as to why "Get Back Hair" isn't selling.
* [[MySignificanceSenseIsTingling Candace can sense when the boys' invention is judging her.]]
* '''Stacy:''' So, since you're in "busting" mode, I take it my services are no longer required. ''({{Beat}}, Stacy begins to leave)'' Yep, I'm superfluous.

[[AC: Happy Birthday, Isabella]]
* Part of Stacy's reasoning when convincing Perry not to wipe her memory: she's only 10 minutes away from finishing a scary horror movie, and doesn't want to have to watch the whole thing again.
* Buford using a bag to transport Isabella when she is trying to assert her desire to be with Phineas, and expressing her frustration towards Baljeet.
--> '''Isabella:''' *Gestures to bag* All I want for my birthday is some alone time with - ''never mind''. *Walks off*
--> '''Baljeet:''' [[LiteralMinded You wanted to be alone with this bag?]]
* At the start of the episode, Stacy immediately realizes that Candace would be focused on busting, so she just immediately leaves her to watch a horror movie on her own.
* Doof lampshading how he always gets called a pharmacist just because of his lab coat.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Really? Really? W-why does everyone just stampede to ''that'' conclusion? Other people wear lab coats you know. Why, why don't you say, "Oh look a rocket scientist." Or a veterinarian?\\
'''Stacy''': Are you a veterinarian?\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': No... but that's not the point.
* Milly calling the Big Idea a "grand and glorious and potentially bustable gift".
* Buford putting Isabella back in the sack to carry her about two feet.
* After Isabella blows out the candles on the giant cake and confetti shoots out:
-->'''Phineas''': So. Did you get what you wish for?\\
'''Isabella''': Uh...\\
'''Buford''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah. It's every girl's wish to have her backyard covered in litter.]]
* When Holly asks Candace what she is doing with her phone out:
-->'''Holly''': What are you doing?\\
'''Candace''': Waiting for things to get dangerous so I can call my mom to come bust the boys.\\
'''Holly''': ''(referring to the giant birthday cake shooting confetti)'' That's not dangerous?\\
'''Candace''': Dude, this is nothing. It'll get worse.
* The LyricalDissonance of Isabella's song; it's supposed to be about how she wants to spend some time with Phineas, but all the activities she mentions doing involves stuff like being trapped under rubble, moving a piano or getting braces in a subway car.
* The CreditsGag set the next day, with Candace overlooking the backyard when Phineas asks, "Where's Perry?"
-->'''Candace:''' Where do you think Perry goes every day, Stace?
-->'''Stacy:''' [[BadLiar How do I know? Why are you asking me?]] [[MotorMouth How should I know? Uh, don't look at me!]]
-->'''Candace:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Eh, I don't know why I was asking you.
-->'''Stacy:''' ''(voiceover)'' Whoo! No one suspects a thing.
* This exchange at Isabella's birthday party:
-->'''Phineas:''' Check it out! We made your favorite: a red velvet cake - with a little surprise...\\
'''Baljeet:''' Oh, I hope they do not have a male dancer popping out of it.\\
'''Buford:''' They asked, but they couldn't afford me.

[[AC: Love at First Byte]]
* The ending, where Linda finally busts Phineas and Ferb... for not cleaning up towels. Even funnier, Candace isn't satisfied with this and thinks Linda is making fun of her.
* When Candace learns that Linda asked Phineas and Ferb to make the lightshow for the party, she becomes catatonic and depressed for the majority of the episode.
* Perry being disguised as a balloon animal... the balloon animal in question being himself.

[[AC: One Good Turn]]
* The original dance of contrition, which included, among other things:
** Placing chickens on your head.
** Eating a feather bed.
** Putting a jelly donut in your pants and dancing.
** Writing a letter to a chimpanzee.
** Painting a portrait underwater. (which is rather good despite it being underwater)
** Moving to France and refusing to speak French. (which the singer is especially adamant about not doing)
** Pulling your shirt over your head.
** Jumping into a lake while wearing a dress.
** Running in circles in a chicken... field thing while clucking.
** Eating corn in a mud pit with pigs.
** Juggling piglets with an angry cook.
** And finally (somehow) splitting an atom in a breakfast nook. (complete with a DoNotTryThisAtHome subtitle)
* The fact that the dance of contrition was updated from the 40s into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOsTyklk8ms something that wasn't embarrassing]], making Doof's plan pointless.
* Monogram's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment brief]] MajorGeneralSong.
* Perry's ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk'' inspired entrance involving a map room of Danville. He uses a magnifying glass to open a door to his lair. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome The map then bursts into flames, forcing him to run for a fire extinguisher.]]
* Ginger and Stacey's exchange at the start of the obstacle course: Ginger smiles and waves, Stacey glares and gives her an 'I'm watching you' gesture:
-->'''Isabella:''' "What was that all about?"
-->'''Ginger:''' "Oh, that's our secret sign for 'I love you, Sis.'" (beat) "I think."

[[AC: Thanks But No Thanks]]
* Perry showing Doof that he could just ask his neighbor to stop playing bagpipes instead of having an entire scheme involving it.
** Followed by Perry tipping the inflated Doof off of the building. The little wave he gives him sells it.
* Monty and Carl having to set up a near-death experience for Major Monogram just to get him to thank Carl. And even after that, Monty ''still'' has to forcibly remind Major Monogram to do so.
* This dialogue:
-->'''Monty''': Alright, Carl, I get it, what do you want?\\
'''Carl'''': I want your father to disown you, and adopt me.\\
'''Monty''': [[OnlySaneMan Okay, what do you want within reason?]]

[[AC: Troy Story]]
* The premise of the episode involves Phineas and Ferb recreating the Trojan war in their style, yet the characters' ultimately take their artistic license way too far, resulting in bagpipes, rock music, Trojan platypuses, Trojan dinosaurs and flying chariots with lasers.
** BAGPIPE SOLO!!!
** Irving waits a little too long to contribute to the song, practically saying [[WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock "Darn, that's the end."]]
* When Phineas states he will play Paris, Isabella immediately gets overexcited and declares that she will play Helen. The best part is that she ''wraps her arm around Phineas'', only for the both of them to feel awkward immediately afterwards.
* The end credits for this episode are some of the funniest in a while, where Candace goes to a book club with her friends, and explains the Iliad through how Phineas and Ferb did it because she found the book too boring. Jeremy immediately realises the truth, though he points out nobody else likely read it either.
--> '''Stacy:''' I just come to book club for the tea.
* Buford has Irving climb into the Trojan platypus. He then steps on it with a Trojan T-Rex.
-->'''Irving:''' "Why'd you even make me get in here?!"

[[AC: Druselsteinoween]]
* MM and Carl ''both'' dressing up like Carmen Miranda.
* At one point Doof asks Perry to take off his secret agent hat and put on his adventure hat. Perry then takes his hat off and puts it back on again.
* Candace arriving at the party and having a short conversation with Vanessa about how they both dressed as a vampire queen, Candace lampshading how unlikely it was, with Stacy choosing that moment to walk up, wearing the ''exact same outfit'', then deciding to change.
** Stacy then wears a Scarlet Pimpernel costume, only to realise most of the teenage boys are wearing it. They really need to restock the costume shops.
*** Luckily Vanessa gets her to take advantage of this when Monogram spots Vanessa dancing with Monty.
** Perhaps it's because the existence of a song ''specifically'' written for couples dressed up as Vampire Queens and Scarlet Pimpernels.
* Isabella, dressed as Cinderella, attempted to throw more hints at Phineas by "losing" a slipper by throwing it away.
** Of course, it doesn't work, and Isabella has to fish her shoe out of the punch bowl.
-->'''Baljeet:''' "Can I please have some punch?"
-->'''Isabella:''' "You don't want to drink that."
* The logical conclusion of Monty's swashbuckling window exit.
* Doof's interpretation of one kid's Franchise/HarryPotter costume:
-->'''Doof:''' "Alright, class dunce with a fake scar."

[[AC: Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror]]
* Candace knocking down furniture to stop Ducky Momo, only for him to just ''walk around it''.
* Doofenshmirtz wastes his second wish on gaining control over "cheese and crackers!", which he shouts after Perry drops a bookshelf on his foot. Perry struggles with the cheeses for a while, but then turns the tables by shredding one and eating his way out.
-->'''Doof:''' "I don't know how I forgot cheese was edible."
* For his last wish, Doof tries to be careful with the wording... only to botch it up by wishing he was "the head of the Tri-State Area", and he is turned into a giant floating head.
* Isabella's immediate reaction to the evil platypus clone is to suggest they [[Film/{{Aliens}} "Take off and nuke the site from orbit."]]
* One of the platypus clones pours grape juice on himself just so he'll have a partner for tennis.
* Baljeet's "life coach" is a singing cowboy named Rusty Britches.
* Rusty noisily drags over his "thinkin' bench" just so he can [[CaptainMorganPose put his foot up on it]].
* Creator/AlexHirsch as Officer Concord, the "Juice Time Juice Box Flavor Cop".
* The final scene with Mr. Macabre, revealing his frame story was inside of another frame story: him applying for a business loan.

[[AC: Face Your Fear]]
* Jeremy being ''too'' GenreSavvy and misjudging how long it would take for Candace to use the satellite technology to her advantage.
* The CallBack to "Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)".
* Doofenshmirtz trying to genetically modify a mouse so it can fly, only to get bitten and decide that he should just use a bat instead.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' …and then I remembered I have a very mild phobia of bats. *EyePop*
** As the giant bat chases him around his apartment:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Scram, you flying gerbil!
* Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa both comment that the bat sort of looks like a distant relative. Specifically, [[https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/File:Vanessa_and_Narthelliot.jpg this guy]].
* Giant kittens. That is all.
* Ferb's surprise at Phineas' declaration that they were going to make a mere foam fire hydrant. He goes with it when Phineas explains it more, though.
* The part where Isabella thought Baljeet said something weird when he just said "Where is Perry?"
* The Irish Rover... a robot rover that is in Ireland. There's even a short song about it.
* "Meanwhile, at the Danville Space Laboratory..."
--> '''Painter:'''(Having just finished painting "Danville Space Labrador") LABORATORY?! DOH! JS... DAAH!
* Norm's introduction:
-->'''Norm:''' "I found your radio, sir! It was embedded in your car's dashboard."

[[AC: Cheers for Fears]]
* Doof's fear that becomes real turns out to be [[CallBack a group of vending machines who want to take over]].
* When Buford says his grandma smells like flowers, Phineas refers back to the time he said that his grandma('s house, but whatever because she probably smells like the house) smelt like ant pheromones. Buford then proceeds to say that it was his ''other'' grandma who smells like ant pheromones.
* The peek into Ferb's mind.
* Candace and Buford speaking "Sullen".
* The fortune cookie jokes.
* Candace taking pictures of objects based on the vaguest connections to Jeremy, and Phineas and Ferb being able to interpret her intentions perfectly.
* Doofenshmirtz destroys his own invention entirely willingly.
* Baljeet notices the ray from Doofenshmirtz's inator hitting the yard.
* Phineas and Ferb's invention literally flying away.
* Stacy at the checkout counter: her purchases consist of a watermelon and several dozen hair-bows.

[[AC: Steampunx]]
* The RunningGag of 1903 Doofenshmirtz's proclamations being obscured by the noise of his machine.
** In particular the silent movie sequence featuring this gag was hilarious.
* The nod to ''[[ShowWithinAShow Horse in a Bookcase]]''.
* Steampunk Doof recognizing how Swerry the Swan sounds like "swearing" after he calls him foul-mouthed.
* Candace ''actually calling Phineas and Ferb [[LampshadeHanging steampunks]]'' when trying to bust them.
* When Phineas asks what else they should do that day, Isabella suggests that they [[ShipTease formally begin courting]].
* Pneumatic Pnorman apparently has trouble telling objects apart, so instead of finding Doof's World's Fair coin, he comes back with Vanessa. When Doof tells him that's his daughter not a coin, he replies "no wonder she didn't fit in the gumball machine." Her expression is hilariously resigned and completely unimpressed.

[[AC: Just Our Luck]]
* Danny Jacob playing [[SourceMusic the background music]].
* Perry sleeping for most of his time at Doofenshmirtz's.
* Norm acting as a watchdog.
* Planty the Potted Plant making another appearance (and being relocated).
* The sports commentators having to leave when it turns out they don't have a permit to commentate on top of the building they were on.
* Doofenshmirtz and Candace's streaks of good luck, up to the song on Doof's radio ending just as he reaches his destination.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phineas and Ferb's invention being literally swallowed up by the Earth.]]
* The reveal that Doofenshmirtz had had an actual encounter with a genie, explaining his previous ramblings about {{Jerkass Genie}}s
** Not only that, but the fact that he inadvertently wished he was an Oscar Meyer weiner!
* Ferb's DelayedReaction to the hammer hitting his foot.
* When Monogram is briefing Perry on his mission, he mentions the other agents are at "Agent Con". Cut to the other agents waiting in line. Lila notes that [[TheSmurfettePrinciple "once again, she's the only girl"]], but doesn't notice or care that she's also the only human.
* Once Doofenshmirtz's luck turns back to normal, he notes that at least he still has a truck full of canned almond brittle, opens a can but has snakes fly out instead and notes that he really shouldn't accept canned confectionery from clowns.

[[AC: Return Policy]]
* Phineas disagreeing with Isabella's enthusiastic commentary.
* Doofenshmirtz's inator returning his money in pennies.
* Monogram having to get used to having two separate eyebrows.
* "It's a normal bodily function, Jeremy. Get over it."
* Buford physically interacting with the numbers Baljeet visualizes above his head.
* When Linda invites Candace to come to the store with her.
-->'''Candace:''' "But someone has to be home to bust the boys!"
-->'''Linda:''' "They're playing baseball. It's not exactly a criminal offense."
-->'''Candace:''' "Oh, it will be! ''It will be!''"

[[AC: Live and Let Drive]]
* Monogram starting to tell Perry Doofenshmirtz's plan, only to remember that Doof must have already monologued it to Perry.
* The shark turning out to be an O.W.C.A. agent.
* Candace completely missing out on Phineas and Ferb's project, which occurs entirely in the background.
* [[Series/TopGear The announcers]] dismissing the possibility of Doofenshmirtz playing foul because "that only happens in cartoons".
* The severe number of James Bond references in this episode.
* When Doof gave Perry "the works", he threw ''everything'' at him...KitchenSinkIncluded!
* The announcers many attempts and subsequent manglings of Doofenshmirtz's last name.

[[AC: Father's Day]]
* Doofenshmirtz uses a cannon to shoot Perry and himself to Drusselstein, but instead of getting them there directly he reveals that he had to position multiple cannons around the world for the method to work (and even then they miss a connecting cannon at least once).
* Perry's entrance is a playground slide, initially suggesting that he will slide down into his lair. Instead, he climbs to the top and it lifts off into the air where Monogram briefs him. He only uses the slide once it has taken him to Doofenshmirtz's building.
* Monogram's Father's Day gift... from Carl.
-->'''Monogram''': Yes, it's a lovely tie, but I'm not your father!\\

[[AC: Imperfect Storm]]
* Candace misinterpreting "Du Bois", as "the boys" when talking to Linda, which leads her to think that Phineas and Ferb actually got busted when Linda mentions that the Du Bois landscape artists are making her frustrated.
* Pierre constantly misinterpreting Floraine, and the latter's reveal that he is actually capable of speaking English.
* Candace's musical number appears to end... but the next time the episode cuts back to her, she is still singing it.
* As the kids' giant kites get caught up in the storm, Buford (riding a pirate themed kite) hands over his hat to Baljeet.
-->'''Buford:''' Just remember, Baljeet, a captain always goes down with the ship. ''(jumps down)''
-->'''Baljeet:''' ''(not at all realizing the problem here)'' Oh boy, a promotion!

[[AC: The Return of the Rogue Rabbit]]
* Isabella's initial reaction to Phineas suggesting that they take the puppet show up to the next level.
* Doofenshmirtz trying to go down a miniature up escalator.
* Monogram and Carl show up at the end wearing disguises to retrieve Dennis, sparking a small debate among Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Stacy about how suspicious-looking the two are.
* Phineas ''delivering'' the "aren't you a little young" line for once (to a baby-faced truck driver).
* A good portion of the "Giant Puppet" song is a LiteralMusicVideo.
* Isabella's puppet show is a parody of ''The Godfather'', and she even gives the "Denmother" character a Brando voice.
* After Norm says that Dennis looks so cute and soft, Doof makes a reference to ''Literature/OfMiceAndMen'' by calling Norm "Lennie".
* While Doof is watching the fight between Perry and Dennis:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "You see, I installed a bunch nano-bot cameras on his backpack."
-->'''Norm:''' "Who installed them?"
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "It was my idea!"

[[AC: It's No Picnic]]
* The options on Doof's Teleport-inator:
** Home
** Random
** Ice cream shoppe
** The friend zone
** Inside a goat
** [[CallBack Easter Island]]
** Lair
** Wonderland
** Lotsmo Emporium
** Dungeon
** Closet
** My lair
** Dry cleaners
** Crocodile nest
** Niki's office
** [[CallBack My pants]]
** Mars
** 2 streets away
** Turkish prison
* Vanessa getting transported into theater, the funny part being that she got transported into a Ducky Momo movie... with Candace sitting a few seat from her singing along with the kids in the theater to the Ducky Momo theme.
* "And now, to send my daughter to the movies!" *ScareChord*
** It turns out that the same quartet who sing Doof's evil jingle also provide some of his dramatic musical stings.
* Isabella getting [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WcQUMIeQ3Vk/U1ykhbY7mfI/AAAAAAAAAYo/W78DlTeFkxg/s1600/It overexcited]] when it's just her and Phineas. She even has to slap herself to get her to calm down!
** Meanwhile, Phineas doesn't react at ''all.''
* When Irving is watching Isabella and Phineas' picnic, the Fireside Girls put him into a bag and take him to their base of operations. What's the first thing he does? Trying to flirt with them.
* Isabella saying that she only has a "bit" of a crush on Phineas, in which she is immediately called out on.
** Right after the scene, Candace questions this by commenting on his triangular shaped head. Isabella just responds by saying how [[IncrediblyLamePun acute]] it is.
* After Ferb is teleported into the backyard from the dentist, when he tries to talk, it is unintelligible because he still has Novocaine in his mouth.
** The closed captioning is even more hilarious, because it literally transcribes what he said as "Ab flabahem abla flapabla."
** When Linda took him away at the beginning of the episode, Phineas notes that he's never seen Ferb so nervous before.
* Buford and Baljeet do another "Peanut butter in my chocolate" parody.
** And rather than eat it, they both agree to KillItWithFire.
* During the credits, Candace and Vanessa perform a hard rock cover of the Ducky Momo song.

[[AC: The Klimpaloon Ultimatum]]
* Phineas and the gang pretty much recreate the LeeroyJenkins viral video, with Buford in the title role. The attention to detail in recreating the scene is ''insane''.
* Perry becoming famous as a Rastafarian warthog.
* Slamm Hammer saying that he will stop at nothing to disprove Klimpaloon's existence. Turns out [[AmbiguousSyntax he literally stopped at doing nothing]].
* Mr. Random's monologue getting heard by everyone via microphone.
* "Trees are Made of Wood".
* Klimpaloon dancing in "The Ballad of Klimpaloon".
* Linda and Lawrence try to present despite the malfunctions of the platform of the microphone.

[[AC: Operation Crumb Cake]]
* Isabella's [[OhCrap reaction]] upon hearing that her grandmother never actually mailed a romantic letter meant for Isabella's grandfather, only moments after writing a ''very'' romantic letter meant for Phineas.
* Ferb completely steals the show, despite only having three lines!
* This is one of the few occasions [[BornLucky Phineas]] gets zapped with an -inator, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtk__kgL6gU this]] is the result.
** Upon returning to normal, all he can do is wonder why he just did that.
* Norm undoing everything upon getting hit by the inator:
-->'''Norm:''' "Now to put the giblets back into the chicken!"
* Isabella and the Fireside Girls' whole pursuit of the letter through the post office and beyond:
-->'''Isabella:''' "We will get that letter back, no matter how nicely or politely we have to ask!"

[[AC: Mandace]]
* Doofenshmirtz and Perry fighting while being turned into various different forms, which can all somehow physically interact properly despite just being holograms.
* Candace attempting to find out what Jeremy "really" means when he talks, only to find that there are no hidden meanings.
* The end credits, in which Candace and Jeremy turn the statement "Cool" into a StupidStatementDanceMix.
** Also strangely sweet, as it demonstrates what united front these two have become.
* Perry being unable to use any of his lair entrances in the beginning.
* Doof's endless progression of better and better people he could impersonate.
** "So then I thought, why be a brigadier general when I could be a ''major'' general? I mean, why not? I'm a [[ModernMajorGeneral modern guy!]] And then I though, maybe I'm still shooting too low, why be a major general when I could be a ''lieutenant'' general? And then I thought, why-" (Perry punches him)
* Candace asking Stacy for advice on what 'cool' means:
-->'''Candace:''' "Did it mean like 'cool, I totally want to hang out with you,' or 'cool, I really wanted to see that movie,' or 'cool, like I think you're being cold and distant'?"
-->'''Stacy:''' "Not that one."
* A subtle one: Jeremy describes the pizza guy (Candace in disguise) as having been "the most popular senior two years in a row."

[[AC: Lost in Danville]]
* Phineas and Ferb's attempts to open the capsule, including dropping pianos on it.
* Doofenshmirtz explaining good nemesis behavior to Professor Mystery. Complete with a bunch of chorus girls who walk in to sing a song with him (and wheel him about in his restraints) then walk straight back out once the song is finished.
-->'''Mystery:''' "How did you get ''chorus girls'' in here?"
-->'''Doof:''' ".They're union. They'll travel."
** It's established that Danville is known for its spontaneous musical numbers, but then you remember that Mystery is from ''Seattle.'' [[FridgeBrilliance No wonder he's confused.]]
* Despite Bernie looking nothing like him, he initially claims that he's Phineas from the future, then changes his story and says that he's Baljeet, who points out that they're not even the same ethnicity, so he claims that he's Isabella, who points out that doesn't make sense either.
* All of Doofenshmirtz's interactions with Professor Mystery:
-->'''Mystery:''' "Mystery is my allure!"
-->'''Doof:''' "Oh, this is going to be a fun conversation."
* The ending that reveals the entire episode took place in another dimension.

[[AC: The Inator Method]]
* Doofenshmirtz giving a seminar on how to rule the Tri-State Area. (It, of course, turns out to be a ploy for him to achieve that very thing.)
* After being defeated, Doofenshmirtz is left only in his undergarments as an angry mob pursues him. Upon exiting the building, he looks to make sure nobody is watching, and then continues running.
* The kids do their planetary role call:
-->'''Buford:''' Oo-ra-nose, check!
-->'''Baljeet:''' Buford, that is ''not'' how it is pronounced.
-->'''Buford:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall It is on this channel!]]
** It's also a pretty clever example of [[ShownTheirWork showing their work]], as "Ouranos" is the original Greek name for deity the planet was named after.

[[AC: Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension]]
* The parody of the opening of the Fellowship of the Ring, complete with fake Elvish whispering.
* Candace-2 trying ice-cream.
* Watching the kids play sports with no knowledge of it beforehand.
* Ferb-2 mentioning that he only gets one line per episode, only to remain silent when Charlene-2 asks him why. Arguably becomes funnier when Ferb-2 actually talks again later in the episode and thus showing that it isn't that specific.
* Doof-2 being a coward when he is faced with combat.

[[AC: Doof 101]]
* The cheesy "Doof 101" theme song.
* Principal Lang [[TheExitIsThatWay backs into a broom closet]] while warning Doofenshmirtz to behave himself.
* "Why does everyone always think I'm brooding? It's [[BigOlUnibrow my brow]], isn't it?"
* When Doof is trying to find a way to inject Johnny with the antidote:
-->'''Doof:''' Nobody has a crossbow, do they?
-->'''Becky:''' I do! (''everyone stares at her'') Why, is that weird?
* Based on their quick cameo, poor Phineas and Ferb are now under the impression that high school is going to be fun.

[[AC: Act Your Age]]
* Phineas is shown to have trouble deciding on a college...because he literally has a shin-deep pile of acceptance letters, including one for a college in ''Norway''.
* Baljeet's introduction for the episode features him walking into Phineas and Ferb's room speaking in a deep voice...and then clearing his throat and remarking that he had something stuck in it in the voice he's had since the show started. Apparently his voice never broke.
* The RunningGag with Buford describing something with a summary for a movie plot, Baljeet telling him it's pretentious and Buford thanking him.
* When Phineas mentions that the college in England that Ferb plans to attend sounds like a wizard's school, Ferb indignantly protests "It's not a wizard's school." Then there's a beat before he admits "Well, there is ''some'' wizarding."
* Carl and Irving discussing how Monogram is "in a better place" now, [[NoLongerWithUs implying that he had passed away]]. It turns out they were actually referring to how he's spending his retirement days in Bora Bora.
* With Doofenshmirtz having given up evil, Perry is now on vacation... in the Flynn-Fletchers' backyard tree.
* Baljeet taking note that Isabella had looked at Phineas with hearts in her eyes when they were younger, and wondering how that was even possible.
* Buford's solution in case the plan to get Isabella and Phineas together doesn't work is to prepare a sign reading "Think about love".
* Buford's comment about what's in the fridge.
* Adyson giving Ginger advice on how to manipulate Baljeet. Made more hilarious by the fact that Baljeet knows ''exactly'' what she's doing and considers it how they show their love.
* The entirety of Doof's mid-life crisis, especially the part where he's buying a sports car.
** When he tries to hit on his sky-diving instructor:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' You know, one of the best things about being a successful scientists is that I get to meet lots of attractive women, like yourself.
-->'''Jump Instructor:''' You want to know the best part about being a jump instructor? ''(pushes him out of the plane)''
-->'''Perry:''' ''(tips his hat to her and jumps out after him)''
* Ginger's lingering jealousy towards Mishti.
--> '''Adyson:''' (''long-suffering tone'') Let it go, Ginge. Let it go.
* Apparently, Lawrence's version of a midlife crisis is switching from Earl Grey to Darjeeling. Linda's response to this development probably reflects the audience's though possibly not in the same way.
--> Linda: (''flatly'') You are a mad-man.
* Swampy being so teary-eyed that when a portion of "What Might Have Been" is playing during the credits, you can ''hear him crying'' during the song, to the point that an annoyed Dan tells him to get a grip.
** Dan's discomfort with Swampy getting emotional and eventually pulling a INeedToGoIronMyDog to get away.
** Dan and Swampy's segments in general were pretty funny - they even make a joke about the suggestion that Perry should get a girlfriend.
* Carl saying "great googly moogly" in the place of Monogram.
* Phineas saying that he's "stuck in the friendzone" with Isabella. His completely honest delivery just makes it hilarious.
** This is funnier if you consider that he's technically ''right'' since the "friendzone" can be defined as "having romantic feelings for someone but only being friends with them instead of dating."
* Doofenshmirtz' whole motivation: he desperately wants to have a mid-life crisis, because it seems so ''fun''!
* Vanessa ending the episode by messing with Ferb:
-->'''Vanessa:''' "I never knew she had a thing for him."
-->'''Ferb:''' "Seriously?"
-->'''Vanessa:''' "No, I'm just messing with you. ''Everyone'' knew!"
* When Dr. Doofenshmirtz zaps himself with his midlife-crisis-inator, Perry hurries off screen and comes back toting a set of defibrillators with the air of someone who has done this many times before.
* While the ''What Might Have Been'' song is mostly a {{Tearjerker}}, it does list one of the romantic things Phineas can do for Isabella as [[VomitDiscretionShot holding her hair back if she gets sick with salmonella]].
* Why didn't Baljeet ever tell Phineas about Isabella's crush on him before? "We are guys, we do not talk about feelings."
* Buford's description of their romance efforts: "It'll be like love kicked them both in the face."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Specials]]
[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!]]
* "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Follow me!]]"
** "PLOW!"
* Linda muttering a quick "Forgive me, boys," before asking Candace how Phineas and Ferb are doing, putting her into "bust 'em" mode and distracting her from her worries about finding the perfect gift for Jeremy.
* The sightings of Santa Claus that echo the famous Patterson Footage of Bigfoot, the Surgeon's Photograph of Nessie, and the stock picture of the Shroud of Turin.
* The partridge from Perry's trap jamming along with Doofenshmirtz's song.
* This:
-->'''Major Monogram:''' Carl! Stop filming your butt!
-->''(Carl points camera at Monogram's rear)''
-->'''Major Monogram:''' Film mine! It's a party! Wah-hey!
* Isabella can clairvoyantly sense when someone elsewhere is using her catchphrase.
* Buford saying "It's not a clubhouse?" somehow gets funnier every time, as does Candace laughing her ass off when people mention letters to Santa.
* That little rap thing Candace sings after "That Christmas Feeling".
* Candace constantly translating her metaphors into literal terms... including "metaphors" she didn't even use.
* Ferb hands Phineas a blueprint, causing Phineas to turn away and yell in protest. Ferb flips the blueprint right side up, upon which Phineas calms down and says, "Oh, yeah. That's it!"
* Candace SayingTooMuch while trying to encourage Jeremy to go along with her ZanyScheme.
* Candace bursting into mocking laughter every time someone mentions "letters to Santa", even supposedly out of earshot.
* Phineas' repeated attempts to invoke a CatapultNightmare when it's announced Christmas has been cancelled.
* This gem from [[MoodWhiplash Where Did We Go Wrong?]]:
-->'''Phineas''': All except for Buford, 'cause he's got that whole "last minute reprieve" theory.\\
'''Buford''': It's gonna work. You watch.
* Candace meets Santa's elves:
-->'''Clewn't:''' "Ah, yes; Candace Flynn."
-->'''Candace:''' "You know who I am?"
-->'''Clewn't:''' "That's...not a good thing."
* When Baljeet confesses he wants a kiss for Christmas, Buford walks away. A pretty [[JustForPun straight]] "no homo"-style joke, until:
-->'''Baljeet:''' Do not flatter yourself!
* Isabella bringing up how she celebrates Hanukkah while everyone else is sad about Christmas being cancelled.
-->'''Isabella:''' Oh, um, we don't celebrate Christmas. But I got the coolest stuff for Hanukkah. Eight straight days of dreams come true.
-->[{{Beat}} as everyone looks at her]
-->'''Isabella:''' [Realizing what she said] I mean... I'm with you guys. Boo, no Christmas.

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!]]
* The "You're Watching Television" gag. WIN.
* Chaka Khan's appearance in the "I Believe We Can" song. While Clay Aiken's appearance is chuckle worthy, it's just no match for Chaka's epic entrance and dramatic running. While dressed as Ferb.
* What is the first thing that happens when Phineas and Ferb arrive in Tokyo? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQPUBecZRs& CARAMELLDANSEN!]] And look for Isabella [[MemeticMutation with a leek.]]
** "Man, Tokyo's a fun town!" "I have no idea what just happened."
* Klimpaloon, [[OurMonstersAreWeird the Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit That Lives in the Himalayas]]. That is all.
** "NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG"
---> '''Candace''': That's not helping!
---> (''Klimpaloon looks around and walks off, depressed'')
* ''(Water splashes on a mime, removing his make-up)''
-->'''Mime:''' Hey, everyone! I can talk!
* ''This'' [[ShoutOut reference]].
--> '''Phineas:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Look! A sponge and a starfish!]] There's gotta be something we can make out of this! (tosses them away) [[TakeThat Oh no, that's ridiculous]]!
* The continuing trend of Vanessa's evilness:
-->'''Phineas''': Vanessa, you rented a scooter!
-->'''Vanessa''': [[SureLetsGoWithThat Uh...yeah...]]''[[SureLetsGoWithThat rented]]''...
-->(moments later we see a flyer for a missing scooter)
* Isabella's reaction to Phineas in Paris. After her (somewhat depressing) song "The City of Love", in which Phineas obliviously rebukes her advances, the whole gang meets back up at the boat except for Vanessa, and...well...
-->'''Phineas''': Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?
-->'''Ferb''': She went off with someone else.
-->'''Phineas''': That's too bad. I thought the two of you, you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love. I thought romance was a foregone conclusion.
-->'''Isabella''': *growls and tightens her fist until the pencil she's holding breaks*
-->'''Phineas''': Isabella, did you say something?
-->'''Isabella''': I need a new pencil.
** This CMOF is immediately topped when the very next scene repeats the exchange almost word-for-word with Candace instead of Ferb, and Isabella's [[YourHeadASplode head explodes]]!
** The sight of Isabella getting more and more enraged is hilarious, especially considering that she's ''never'' been seen losing her temper before.
* "I jump, therefore I am." "I dangle, therefore I am."
* Phineas and friends interrupting the 27th Annual Substitute Teacher Day... by flying a giant paper airplane over the proceedings.
-->'''Speaker:''' OK, who's the wise guy?!
* "I hate being a sailor."
* This:
--> '''Buford:''' Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by the imagination.
--> '''Baljeet:''' Voltaire, Buford? Really?
--> '''Buford:''' Oh, I can't help it. Paris does it to me every time.
* During the high-energy race at the end when Buford gives everyone back their bikes:
--> '''Buford:''' Here's Ferb's, here's Phineas', here's Isabella's, and here's -- a recumbent? Really?
--> '''Baljeet:''' Studies say it is better for your back.
--> '''Buford:''' How come I don't have to stand in line to bully you?
* "So, Candace, what is [[ContinuityNod "Ferb" short for?]]" "... [[TheUnReveal I... don't know!]]"
* This part:

[[folder:Season 3]]
[[AC: The Great Indoors]]
* Adyson's delirium provides some of the funniest moments in Season 3. When she's recovering from heat and/or sun stroke, she says "The salamanders quit singing." Later, she says "The salamanders are back!" after a rock hits her on the head, even though [[FridgeLogic the rocks in Phineas and Ferb's artificial environment are made of paper mâché]].... [[TruthInTelevision though if it fell from high enough, the momentum would still hit hard.]]
* The ending, when Jeremy is about to tell Candace what he likes about her, but [[TheUnreveal gets interrupted by a soccer game]].
-->'''Candace''': "Tell me why you like me."
-->'''Jeremy''': "You bet, the reason I like you is-" gets cut off by a soccer game coming on
-->'''Sport Announcer''': "Viene, le pega! GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!"

[[AC: Canderemy]]
* Jeremy [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/phineasandferb/images/4/48/Jeremy_with_turkey_and_milk.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130821053815 asleep on the couch]]. Seeing Candace's normally calm and unflappable boyfriend like ''that'' is hilarious.
* This from when Doofenshmirtz's Combine-inator ends up fusing Phineas and Ferb together, just when Phineas and Isabella are about to go see a movie together:
--> '''Isabella''': [[BigOMG Oh, my, gosh.]]
--> '''Phineas''': Hey! Does this mean we can all go now?
--> '''Ferb''': Yes. Yes it does.
* The triple-scoop roach cone. "So cold..."
* This exchange, after Perry is hit with the Combine-inator and fused with a toolbox:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz (who's fused with Norm):''' I think we're in trouble.
--> '''Norm:''' Sure, ''now'' it's "we".
* This exchange:
--> ''(Doof and Norm get fused with a refrigerator.)''
--> '''Norm:''' ''(opening the fridge door)'' Would you like a frosty beverage?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(slams the fridge door shut)'' Hey, that's private!
* The reveal that Stacy knew all along Candace had literally been stuck to Jeremy. There's just something in her tone that makes it hilarious.
--> '''Stacy:''' By the way, the best part was when you used him as a table. Busted!

[[AC: Run, Candace, Run]]
* When Candace is wearing Phineas and Ferb's running shoes, a [[http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/File:Rcr24.png couple]] who are interested in Doofenshmirtz's building after him having to give it up because he can't afford the ''payments'', are out on the patio, and are about to accept when all of a sudden Candace comes out of nowhere as a blur running from one side of the building to the other and crossing to the other, accidentally taking the wife with her. The guy is so weirded out by whatever just ''happened'' that he decides they're going to check out some ''other'' neighborhoods.

[[AC: Last Train to Bustville]]
* The [[OpeningShoutOut dodo]]. NARG NARG NARG NARG NARG.
* Phineas and Ferb giving an OpeningShoutOut.
-->'''Phineas:''' Wow, a dodo bird! What's next on the list Ferb?\\
'''Ferb:''' ''[crosses "dodo bird" of a list]'' Frankenstein's brain.\\
'''Buford:''' Yeah, that was in my balloon.
* The "Give Up" song is a bunch of SugarWiki/FunnyMoments wrapped up in one ''big'' SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}.
** [[LyricalDissonance The inspirational tone of the song clashes wonderfully with the lyrics about giving up.]]
** The various characters Candace runs into and convinces to give up (a kid struggling with a math problem, a guy trying to win a tough boxing match, etc.) are all pretty hilarious. But the winner has to be the last one, '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice a guy in the middle of a life-threatening surgical operation!]]'''
** The above quitters serving as Candace’s backup choir at the end of the song.
** Finally, Candace’s proclamations at the end of the song:
-->”That’s right, I never even suited up, folks!
-->”I threw the baby out ''with'' the bathwater!
--> “I ''forgot'' the Alamo!”
--> “I’m not even going for the bronze!”
* [[ActorAllusion The awkward silence between Lawrence and Clyde.]]
* The forced perspective gag.
* Pretty much the entire sequence of Dr. Doofenshmirtz being chased by the dodo bird. Especially the beginning, when he sets it off by insulting it and Perry just stands there, watching in bemusement.
--> '''Doof:''' You're gonna have to wait in like Perry the Platypus. First I gotta deal with this: it looks like a turkey! It's like Thanksgiving!
--> '''Dodo:''' ''<gets mad and starts bicycle kicking him>'' "NARG NARG NARG!"
--> '''Doof:''' "Oh, no! [[NoodleIncident It's exactly like Thanksgiving!"]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I do not know why you even brought the swordfish!"]]
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "It's a marlin."]]
* The chicken that ends up following Perry into his lair:
-->'''Major Monogram:''' "You there! Weren't you listening? Go make some eggs!"

[[AC: Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!]]

--> '''Phineas:''' Cool! It's like a birthday adventure! But hey, where's Ferb?
--> (scene goes to outside, where Ferb puts on Perry's hat and walks out the fence)
--> '''Background singers:''' ''Ferb!''
* "My [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Blow-Itself-Up-inator]]!" *boom*
* Pretty much all of the extra clips put into each clip montage that weren't part of any previous episodes. Like the image of evil Lawrence and Linda imitating Candace's laugh.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext The entirety of Baljeet's compilation]].
--> '''Baljeet:''' [[{{Understatement}} I need better clips.]]
* [[DisasterDominoes The domino effect of utter chaos that occurs because of the video-beam-hijack-non-inator hitting the instructional video.]]
--> '''Doofenshmirtz''': Oh great, you broke it! Now the non-inator is pointing in the ''wrong direction! The wrong direction!
--> ''(Cut to a man working on pipes while watching an instructional video)''
--> '''Man on video:''' When fixing pipes, make sure the arrow is pointing in--
--> ''(The non-inator's ray zaps the TV)''
--> '''Doofenshmirtz on TV:''' --''the wrong direction! The wrong direction! The wrong direction I tell you!''
--> ''(Pipe builds up and explodes)''
* Isabella using "the magic of digital editing" to make Phineas' voice say various things, like "We'll be together forever, Isabella" or propose marriage to her. Even funnier since Candace walks in on her doing this.
* Phineas having flashbacks to various clips and the other characters asking if they were supposed to see something.
* The [[ARareSentence montage of odd sentences]].
* "...I guess I could buy a candy bar."
* The end credits of Candace shouting "MOM!" to the theme song.
-->'''Candace''': Mom! Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!
* Candace's whole insane gauntlet trying to get the incriminating DVD home is a combination of this and Awesome. For once, she makes it.
-->'''Kid:''' "...Can I have your autograph?"

[[AC: The Belly of the Beast]]
* This bit:
-->'''Captain:''' That one's got some wind in her sails.
-->'''Stacy:''' [[OnlySaneMan You have no idea.]]
* Baljeet and Buford as the shark of Danville Harbor.
* The expository sea shanty that is part InUniverse historical folktale, part [[WordSaladLyrics word salad]], and part biology lesson about sharks: ''Though technically a vertebrate, they're cartilaginous.''
* "Ha ha! [[MediumAwareness I caught you while you were flashing back to your escape!]]"
* The Captain's long rant about the shark that ate his leg. You'll believe that one of the greatest animosities in literary history was between [[SitcomArchNemesis Sitcom Arch Nemeses]].
-->'''Captain:''' That shark's a mean one alright. Took me leg to pick his teeth up, he drives alone in the carpool lane, he [[Franchise/{{Lassie}} threw poor Timmy down the well]], and he won’t give up his seat for little old ladies on the bus...

[[AC: Moon Farm]]
* Baljeet gets into an argument with the singer of "Lunar Taste Sensation" over ''whether or not it's his fault that they didn't have any marshmallows for rocky road ice cream.''
** "Baljeet, could you ''please'' stop arguing with the soundtrack?"
** On top of all of that, when the song repeats for the credits, we're treated to this exchange:
--> '''Disembodied Reggae Space Voice''': We left the marshmallows at home. I blame Baljeet.
--> '''Baljeet''': Hey, I thought we discussed this earlier!
--> '''Disembodied Reggae Space Voice''': It's in the lyrics, man!
* Buford trying to get a cow to say "Moon".
* When Doof tries to get help with growing his plants, he tells us how the store owner yelled at him because he doesn't have a green thumb, he should stop asking him questions, and "My mere presence in the store was killing his plants".
* Doof's face when he realizes that "green thumb" is a metaphor.
** Also when he realizes that his neighbor's garden is really a plastic display.
*** Followed shorty by a jetpack-induced wedgie when he insists that he doesn't need help looking like a fool.
* Candace and Stacy's increasingly screwed-up attempts at making lamb cobbler. And when Stacy tries applying some OvenLogic... it actually works, producing a perfect lamb cobbler.
** And then Stacy lampshades this, pointing out they didn't even add any lamb into it.

[[AC: Ask a Foolish Question]]
* The song:
--> ''Our song is synchronic, not the least bit ironic. What you hear is exactly what you see''
* Candace's reaction to Mom's frizzed out (and blonde) hairdo after she comes home is just priceless.
* The reactions to the supercomputer's town-wide scan.
-->'''Norm:''' "Get out of my head!"
** The CAT Scan Technician:
-->'''Tech:''' (takes out her phone, completely deadpan) "Hospital worker's union?"
** The teens partying in the junkyard:
-->'''Partygoer:''' Between that and the random laser drills, this is like the [[ContinuityNod second best mid-day scrapyard rave ever!]]
* [[LampshadeHanging Why does everything explode so easily?]]
* "I could tell he was laughing. Y'know, that way gophers laugh."

[[AC: Misperceived Monotreme]]
* The scene when Irving gets hit by Doofenshmirtz's Least-Likely-inator. He flirts with Isabella.
* The DisneyAcidSequence that is the fun house. And when Candace is hit by the Least-Likely-inator and starts cleaning it up, she is accompanied by the music ''sped up and in reverse.''
* Doof's fight with the mindless platypus who was mistaken for Perry.
* This exchange:
--> '''Monogram:''' Oh... the Marsh Maneuver! I haven't seen one of those since 1974!
--> '''Carl:''' '74? You had a perm back then!
--> '''Monogram:''' STAY OFF THE INTERNET, CARL!!!
* '''Doof:''' Oh, I see what you're doing. You're messing with my head. Trying to get into my mind. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Walk around in there, rearrange the furniture, maybe repaint the kitchen!]]

[[AC: Candace Disconnected]]
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Dance Baby]] will completely crack you up, especially if you don't see it coming at all the first time it happens (and you likely won't).
** Even if you don't bust up laughing, there, you will once you see/hear the actual lyrics. Case in point: "Never eat a cactus if you're out of practice".
* Doofenshmirtz getting interrupted at the end of the episode:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' CURSE YOU, PERRY THE-- ''(phone rings and he answers it)'' Hello? Oh, hi, Vanessa. Yes that was my -inator. Listen honey, I'm in the middle of something, hold on one second. ''(yells)'' --PLATYPUS! ''(to Vanessa)'' So, how was class?
* Norm's sarcastic prototype head has some pretty amusing lines.
* Monogram trying to figure out text messaging.
* Vanessa's reaction to being carried away by the "Pick-Em-Up-Inator"...
--> "[[BorrowedCatchphrase Curse you,]] [[BuffySpeak unknown rocket-helmet-transportation thing]]!"
* While testing the transportation function, Phineas has Isabella stand outside the garage and teleports to her location. She positions herself so that they're literally nose-to-nose when he arrives. [[ObliviousToLove He doesn't react at all.]]
** "Dang it!"
* "Doofenshmirtz's BASEMENT."
* The phone's RimShot app.
* Candace didn't realize she still had the teleporting phone on her when she told Phineas that she would have to bust him "for making her go to Timbuktu".
-->'''Phone:''' Timbuktu Located!
-->'''Candace:''' Meap! ''(Dissapears)''
-->'''Phineas:''' She's gonna miss pie.
-->''(Candace reappears on top of a Mosque in Timbuktu)''
-->'''Candace: PHINEAS AND FEEEEERRRRRB!'''

[[AC: Magic Carpet Ride]]
* Perry's complete [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight deadpan]] in response to seeing Lawrence and the boys fly past, riding on the living room floor was ''fantastic''. You'll believe a platypus can be the OnlySaneMan.
* [[OnlySaneMan Stacy's]] [[DeadpanSnarker reactions]] to Candace's belief in fortune cookies are all gold:
-->'''Candace:''' "What do you say now, Miss Doubty [=McNonbelief=]?"
-->'''Stacy:''' "Why am I suddenly Irish?"
* "Aerial Area Rug" parodies all the AwardBaitSong conventions, as the singer can't seem to decide whether this new perspective is better or worse than the view from the ground.

[[AC: Bad Hair Day]]
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Shot in the Butt with a Dart]] ''will'' elicit a few giggles, if for no other reason than the abrupt ending-- but if you watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOKg9CGLSo the video]] of it, you can see ''exactly'' how accurate Doof was with the "17 seconds" crack.
* Carl's traumatized reaction to spending time in Doof's basement.
--> '''Carl:''' I saw a rat give birth...''[[ArtisticLicenseBiology to a SNAIL!]]''
* Monogram messing with Carl's head by [[PokeThePoodle touching Carl's ear]], leading him to a believe that there was a brown recluse on him was worth a chuckle.
* The out-of-nowhere shout out to Film/FullMetalJacket of all things.

[[AC: Meatloaf Surprise]]
* The weird bird. It was amusing anyway, but Perry's reaction sealed the deal.
* There's quite a bit about the ''Meatloaf'' song. It becomes absurdly hilarious to ponder what lyrics are being used in such a music style and the surrealist pictures help.
* Phineas's inspirational speech, with newspaper (one of which sticks onto Phineas's body for a moment), a bird, and a ''sink'' blowing past in the background. And him ending the speech with, "Where's Perry?"
** Not to mention we see that the windy effect is being generated artificially by Ferb with an electric fan.
* There's a callback to the episode Bubble Boys where, once the giant floating bouncehouses take flight, Baljeet tells Buford that they are going to float around "like little woodland pixies." Apparently Baljeet reminds him of this regularly as Buford states that he's "[[NeverLiveItDown never going to let [him] live that down."]]

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Interrupted]]
* The ''Blueprints'' song, all of it, really, from Candace and Buford being so oddly cheerful, to the ending with Doof as Uncle Sam and Perry as Lady Liberty...
** Perry's scowl during his and Doof's portion of the song (which is only made funnier by the latter's goofy expression during the same number).
* The surveillance footage from the beginning is a great ContinuityNod, after the "We've got hours of that" gag from back in "Misperceived Monotreme" - the whole, 'we've got surveillance cameras planted in every square inch of Doof's building' thing (including the bathroom) - but it gets even better when you realize that ''this time'' Heinz is singing "He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of ''ACTION''!"
* The fact that Dull-and-Boring!Phineas is utterly fascinated by completely random stuff.
--> "Hey Ferb, did you ever notice that the sidewalk is filled with little sparkly bits?"
** [[IncrediblyLameFun "The amazing world of lint"]].
* The ending, with Dynamic Linda.
-->What do you do when hunger attacks?\\
Fill your stomach up to the max\\
Not talking Tough Gum\\
Don't ever shirk from\\
How would you like some snacks?
* Baljeet's idea for getting Candace down:
-->'''Baljeet:''' "Don't worry. Pretty soon the fuel will run out."
-->''(everyone stares at him)''
-->'''Baljeet:''' "Oh, and then she will fall to...yeah."
* How about the fact that Perry had gone to Doof's lab ''three times'' in one episode? The first time was before the episode started and destroyed the Dull-And-Boring Ray; second time was rebuilding it to a Dynamic Ray after Phineas and Ferb were hit; and the third time was when he realized Linda was hit with the Dynamic Ray and had to rebuild the Dull-And-Boring Ray ''again''!

[[AC: A Real Boy]]
* The ''song'' that plays as Norm is starting his day. It's so wacky and off-kilter, yet cheerful as can be... much like the show itself. Norm's perpetual grin and love of making "crunchy eggs" makes the whole thing even more hysterical.
* Candace and Stacy's exchange about her hypnotism plan.
--> '''Stacy''': Why do you want to do this, Candace?
--> '''Candace''': I have to meet Jeremy in the park today, but I can't go unless I get this busting out of my head!
--> '''Stacy''': But hypnotism? It's just so 1843 of you.
--> '''Candace''': 1843?
--> '''Stacy''': You know, 1843 when James Brade published the "Rationale of Somnambulism" in which he invented the term "hypnotism", named after the Greek god, Hypnos.
--> '''Candace''' ''(in a stunned tone)'' How do you even know that?
--> '''Stacy''': It's written on your poster. Apparently, he also invented the comb-over. Freaky.
--> '''Candace''': ''(still stunned)'' Why would I have bought that poster?
* Candace managing to show her mom Phineas and Ferb's big project... [[YankTheDogsChain only for Linda to get repeatedly shot by Doof's "Forget-About-It-Inator"]].
* Doof and Perry awkwardly trying and failing to not look at the audience after Doofenshmirtz exclaims " but this isn't a sitcom, Perry the Platypus, this is real life!"

[[AC: Mommy Can You Hear Me?]]
* A blink-and you miss-it gag in the end credits[[note]] which actually plays after "Road Trip," the segment paired with this episode [[/note]] you'll notice that it says "Featuring the Russian vocal stylings of Swampysky Marshkarov."[[note]] a Russian-ized way of referring to the show's co-creator Jeff "Swampy" Marsh [[CreatorCameo who voiced Russian astronaut Sergei Kushnarov.]][[/note]]

[[AC: Road Trip]]
* Candace sleep-busting.
* The boys building a truck stop ''on the roof of their RV''.
* The episode's variation on the "Aren't you a little young...?" gag has Phineas pointing out that age really isn't the issue, presumably referring to the fact that the man is delivering this stuff ''onto the roof of a moving RV''.
* Doof attempting to use a radio system.
* Lawrence pushes everything into hilarity. ''Repeatedly.''
--> '''Lawrence:''' ''(while listening to the tape "Trucker Songs: 1975-1975")'' Oh, play track three, it's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convoy_(song) the one where a group of truckers take down a corrupt police force using only their trucks and their saucy colloquialisms]]!
** Lawrence's best moment has to be when Candace drags Linda to the roof of the RV to see the boys' diner, which is, of course, gone. Lawrence pops his head out the sunroof and asks, "What are we looking at?" However, he was supposed to be driving the RV at the time. Candace and Linda's AsideGlance is what sells it.
* When Candace discovers the truck stop, she starts her usual rant on busting them...while acting as a waitress. And then going through an entire musical montage being the waitress before slow realization hits her.
** Somehow the very slowness of that realization just gets funnier and funnier every second it draws out...
** Her whole surly waitress act is great, but especially this exchange:
-->'''Candace:''' "There's bacon."
-->'''Trucker:''' "Is the bacon good?"
-->'''Candace:''' "It's ''bacon.''"

[[AC: Tour de Ferb]]
* Baljeet refuses to participate in a bike race. Why? ''All of his ancestors fell prey to a tiger attack'' during the event.
** His great-grandfather fell into a tiger pit.
** His grandfather deftly avoided the tiger pit. The tiger wasn't in the pit.
** His father covered himself in a tiger proof cage. Well, tiger-proof when the tiger isn't following behind with a bicycle and a blowtorch.
** Baljeet himself participates in a bike race in Danville, where Phineas and Ferb have, for some reason, installed a tiger-repellent on City Hall. It was low on battery, and a tiger mauled Greg [=LeMond=].

-->'''Phineas:''' Come on, Baljeet! Don't let a little thing like all your male ancestors getting mauled by tigers during a bicycle race get you down.
** Before that, Phineas is explaining how the bikes are modified to get them through rough terrain:
-->'''Baljeet:''' "What about tiger attacks?"
-->'''Phineas:''' [[ExactWords "Technically, that's not a terrain."]]
* Basically all of Baljeet's exchanges with Greg [=LeMond=]:
-->'''[=LeMond=]:''' "Hi, Baljeet. I'm Greg [=LeMond=], the first American cyclist to win the Tour de France. Three times, actually."
-->'''Baljeet:''' "So, like, recently?"
-->'''[=LeMond=]:''' "That's not the point."
** Greg [=LeMond=] proceeds to repeatedly show up throughout the race acting like at each setback Baljeet wants to quit, despite the fact that Baljeet spends the rest of the race ''extremely'' fired up to win. [[WontTakeYesForAnAnswer Greg doesn't notice.]]
** Greg [=LeMond=] trying to steal the race from Baljeet at the end because ''he inspired himself'' to win.

[[AC: Skiddley Whiffers]]
* The absurdly direct Skiddley Whiffers commercial:
-->'''Narrator:''' (singing) "It's every bit as great as we have advertised! If you don't own a copy you'll be ostracized in schoooool! Skiddley Whiffers is coooool!"
* All of the ridiculous (moreso than usual) scenarios Perry was shoved into (being forced into a shirt with Carl in a heart on it and a bear suit, among others).
** And Doofenshmirtz's reaction to Perry showing up in the Carl shirt:
-->'''Doof:''' (casually) "Oh hey, man; nice threads."
* The following exchange:
--> '''Vanessa''': (upon seeing [[ItMakesSenseInContext Perry dressed as a bear, trying to scare the campers]]) Really, Perry? ''Really''? I expected better of you.
--> '''Perry''': *hangs head in shame*

--> '''Candace''': Mom, mom, mom! Look what Phineas and Ferb built!
--> '''Linda''': [[DeadpanSnarker You're right, Candace, call the authorities.]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor It's a]] ''[[FelonyMisdemeanor cube]]''.
** How about the fact that, prior to that exchange, Linda was [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext washing a human skull in the kitchen sink?]]
* "You know, fire is the leading cause of fire!"
* Phineas and Ferb's revelation of the pieces:
-->'''Phineas:''' "I suppose you're wondering why we asked you out here today."
-->'''Buford:''' "Yes. Yes we are."
-->'''Phineas:''' "Behold!"
--> (unveils the giant game pieces)
-->'''Buford:''' "...That doesn't clear anything up for me."
-->'''Isabella:''' "I don't care what it is, the hair-dryer is mine."
* Baljeet rolling a one:
-->'''Baljeet:''' "It's going to be a long day."
** Before that, when he draws the unicorn piece:
-->'''Baljeet:''' "You know real unicorns are pink! I am just saying..."

[[AC: My Fair Goalie]]
* The numerous dramatic zooms. DUN DUN DUN!
* Buford "correcting" Ferb's British cousins on identifying a football.
** Made even more hilarious when he shows up to the match wearing a helmet and shoulder pads, then tackles Ferb's cousins throughout it.
* "I once saw Ferb play an entire game of soccer using a pumpkin, and he didn't even break it! To this day, his motivation for doing so remains shrouded in mystery."
* "'Anglophile'? I thought your family was from Wisconsin!"
* "Philosophers... get a job, thinky-boy!"
* "British curses are very specific!"
* Eliza's song on proper manners suddenly transforming into a heavy metal number with Eliza playing an electric guitar.
* Candace's thought on practicing posture by [[BookOnTheHead balancing books on your head]]: "I don't get it. Do polite people not have bookshelves in your country?"
* How about Jeremy finally catching on and messing with Candace's head? He gets some grade-A [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] in before she decides 'To heck with it' and abandons her latest ploy to impress him. It's actually rather heartwarming in its own right.
* This episode shows just how ''special'' the Doof - OWCA relationship is. Doof has to call OWCA sick in case he has a flu.
** He might not have to call in. He takes the nemesis relationship very seriously, and probably calls in sick to be polite. So Perry doesn't waste his time while Doof isn't being evil.
* Apparently, the creator of football X-7, Professor Ross Eforp, was forced into hiding due to "Palindrome Scandal!"
* ''"Nostrils on the bus!"''
* Lawrence's victory dance.
-->'''Lawrence''': I'm awesome, you're not! I'm awesome, you're not!
* "No, the curse is broken. Sometimes you just miss."
* During the 'You're ''totally'' messing with me!' sequence, you can occasionally see the football game being played [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]]. It's just a little thing, but it's hilarious to see Phineas, Ferb, one of the Peles and one of the Beckhams darting past [[WraparoundBackground over and over]] while Candace is [[AnAesop learning a 'valuable' lesson]].
* Just after Ferb's cousins question his Britishness, Baljeet shows up to return [[NotHelpingYourCase his cowboy hat, his baseball mitt, his banjo CDs, his American flag leotard, and his bald eagle.]] And Phineas's sack:
-->'''Phineas:''' "Cool! Come to papa..."
* Professor Ross Eforp's first design was actually ''destroyed'' by [[RunningGag a bird flying into it]].

[[AC: Bullseye!]]
* Evil Lawrence. That's exactly as funny as it sounds.
** The boys' reactions to seeing him acting evil in an evil event are amusingly [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight nonchalant]].
--> '''Phineas''': I think that's dad.
--> '''Ferb''': ({{Beat}}) What was the topic of his lecture, again?
--> '''Phineas:''' Hi, Dad!
--> ''(After he's been returned to normal)''
--> '''Phineas''': So, how did it go, Dad?
--> '''Lawrence''': I'm not absolutely sure boys, but I ''think'' I just became the king of the pharmacists.
--> '''Phineas''': Awesome!
* All of the ContrivedCoincidence in "Bullseye!" makes it all the better. Especially [[MeaningfulName Palindrome Lane]] and Lawrence's entry in the swimwear competition (...[[FridgeLogic and the fact that he wore his bathing suit to the lecture, actually]]) "Inspired by the [[CallBack Klimpaloon]]!"
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Hey, that's my Make-Everything-Evil-Inator!
--> '''Rodney:''' No, it's ''my'' Make-Everything-Evil-Izer.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' You're a jerk, you know that?
* How about Doof forgetting what L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N stands for and dissolving into gibberish? Even better if you've done the same thing with the acronym prior to watching.
** And especially funny when you remember that ''he's'' the one that made the name up in the first place.
* Candace's reaction to her mom pulling FakeStatic. "I hate when she does 'cshhhhhh'!" Somehow, it's not hard to believe that [[OhNoNotAgain it's happened before.]]
* Lawrence's general ineptitude for evil falls squarely between [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments CMOF]] and SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming|Moments}}. Even ''he'' realizes that he's doing things horribly wrong. Rodney and Doof comment on this phenomenon:
--> '''Rodney''': I didn't think anyone could be more incompetent at being evil than ''you''.
--> '''Doof''': Me neither.
* Dr. Doofenshmirtz (unintentionally?) replicating his humiliating video.
--> '''Doof''': I thought this was the talent competition!
* "I'm Dr. Diminutive, and I don't have a [[TheNapoleon Napoleon complex]]...Napoleon had a ''me'' complex!"
** "I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and I like unicorns and rainbow...hey, who switched my speech!?"
* You had to see it coming a mile away, but this exchange from the musical number was worth a laugh, too:
--> '''Dr. Diminutive''': ''(He's been disqualified for being too short)'' You can't do that!
--> '''Singers''': [[ShoutOut YES! WE!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis CAN!]]
--> '''Dr. Diminutive''': Why?
--> '''Singers''': [[ForTheEvulz 'Cause we're evil!]]
* Lawrence popping up through the floor as the evil scientists finish their musical number.
* Doof effortlessly winning the "Mechanical Mother" round of the competition (especially funny because he's confident that he'll win this one):
-->'''Doof:''' I am getting married...''again!'' ''[Mechanical Mother explodes]''
* Blink-and-you'll-miss it; Lawrence actually earns a few points on the swimwear category. Apparently, someone in the audience thought his old-timey swimwear was evil.

[[AC: That's the Spirit]]
* This:
-->'''Baljeet:''' Actually, there is no scientific evidence for the existence of ghosts.\\
'''Buford:''' What do you know? You're a daffodil.\\
'''Baljeet:''' ''Daisy''...\\
'''Buford:''' Case closed!
* This little gem:
-->'''Phineas (all in pitch-darkness):''' Don't panic anyone.
-->'''Isabella (sweetly):''' How can I panic when I'm holding your hand?
-->'''Buford:''' I think that's my hand.
-->'''Isabella:''' EW!
* The zombies moaning for not only brains but also other organs and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking cucumber sandwiches]].
* "I'm not a ghost, I'm a sheet that lives!"

[[AC: The Curse of Candace]]
* The epic {{Literature/Twilight}} spoof. All of it.
--> '''Vampire Jared''': We loved each other.
-->'''Kristen''': Yes. Yes we did.
--> '''Vampire Jared''': We did and--wait a minute, [[LampshadeHanging wasn't he]] [[WalkingShirtlessScene wearing a shirt]]?
** The ''name'' of the ''Twilight'' spoof as well: "Early Evening".
** And near the end of the clip, Vampire Jared turns to dust after the curtains are opened and he's exposed to the sun.
-->'''Kristen''': [[DramaticWind Where did that wind come from...?]]
-->'''Werewolf Michael''': Whoops, sorry. I opened a window; it was getting stuffy in here.
* Stacy and an usher casually chat while Candace is being attacked by a bat and rolling around in hysterics.
* Lawrence watches a horror movie and laments the lack of [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow rock-and-roll musical numbers]]. Also an epic ActorAllusion.
* [[LoonyFan Irving]] pops over the fence to join the line of requests:
-->'''Buford:''' "How long have you been there?"
-->'''Irving:''' "I'm not sure. What's today?"
* We're shown Ferb's version of helping Candace, when she finally finds the boys (which is an awesome CallBack to "Greece Lightning", by the way).
--> '''Ferb''': Sounds like a vampire to me. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Starts walking away)]]
* Candace being afraid (for good reason) of villagers.
* Gimmelschtump!Jeremy, oh goodness, his accent.
-->'''Jeremy''': (holding Candace's mp3 player) Vat about your music box mit ze Tiny Cowboy?
* The hilarious lampshading:
-->'''Phineas''': I know what you mean, Ferb. It ''does'' seem like more than 104 days.
* Candace inexplicably disintegrating after exposure to the sun right after Phineas [[TemptingFate insists that she won't]].
--> '''Phineas:''' ([[{{Beat}} beat]]) Ferb, we're gonna need a dustpan and some glue.
* Doofenshmirtz going to use the bathroom, only to remember he used his Gimmelschtump-inator on it. Then, when Perry destroys the inator, Doofenshmirtz starts to yell his CatchPhrase, only to stop and say "Oh, never mind!" after his bathroom turns back to normal.

[[AC: Escape from Phineas Tower]]
* After Phineas and Ferb lock themselves in the tower:
-->'''Baljeet:''' Legally speaking, what is our liability here?
* Isabella, Buford and Baljeet talking about how worried they are in a totally uncaring tone of voice, all while covering the sleeping Candace in whipped cream and cards.

[[AC: Lotsa Latkes]]
* TheStinger.
* While it's not overly funny in and of itself, the premise and presentation of the [[OnceAnEpisode song]] was absolutely ''hilarious''. It's a ''show tune'' devoted to Buford and Baljeet's status as [[VitriolicBestBuds "Frenemies"]].
** "[[PainfulRhyme You are pluralizing 'at'?]]" "Work with me, brain boy!"
* This little exchange:
-->'''Isabella''': Why did you install a hot tub in this [the potato maker]?
-->'''Phineas''': I think the real question is 'Why ''wouldn't'' we?'
* The ending of the episode itself, after Ferb's obligatory line. Earlier in the episode, there was a throwaway gag about a list of "S words seldom used by children" (it's not what you're thinking). At the end of the episode, Phineas [[BrickJoke uses another word on the list]] and it's just something about Ferb's ''absolute deadpan'' as he crosses it off that makes it hilarious.

[[AC: Ferb Latin]]
* The normally inexpressive Norm doing an EyeTake and his mouth falling off when Dr. Doofenshmirtz informs him that he ''does'', in fact, have a self-destruct button.
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Hey... where's... Spatula?"]]
* The kids practicing saying "goodbye" in Ferb Latin, which involves blowing raspberries. For [[OverlyLongGag several seconds straight]]. Made funnier when Irving shows up randomly to join in.
* "I don't think we have ''anything'' to say to each other! Not after the..." *sniffle* ''"...JAZZ HANDS!"''[[note]]"Jazz hands" means "something smells" in Ferb Latin.[[/note]]
* When Norm [[ThereWasADoor walks out through the wall (right next to the door)]]:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "And when you come back, use the door!" (to Perry) "He gets that from you, you know."

[[AC: A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas]]
* During Isabella's Song "Let It Snow", Isabella kisses a Phineas shaped snowman ''which causes it to melt''.
* Music/KellyClarkson ''never'' getting to sing, just because Phineas wants to be polite and not put her on the spot.
* Buford's [[HiddenDepths surprising wealth of knowledge]] concerning [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenceslaus_I,_Duke_of_Bohemia Wenceslaus I, Duke of Bohemia]].

[[AC: Tri-Stone Area]]
* The fact that this episode ''works'' as well as it does is hysterical. Nearly every OnceAnEpisode gag appears, and without a single word of any proper language, you can follow all of it. This is a show that's proud to be StrictlyFormula.
* The caveman speak is amusing.
--> "(Gasp) Canduk mak a ''foomfa''!"
* Caveman!Doof watching the drops fall on rocks and going into hysterics. It's so utterly dumb, but it's impossible not to laugh at.
** Caveman!Doof's reaction to prehistoric Perry's ThereWasADoor moment.
* Mog tells Can-Tok she's in charge. She in turn tells her brothers:
-->'''Can-Tok:''' Phinabunk and Gerb! Can-tok in charga!
-->'''Phinabunk:''' Can-Tok in charga? ''(pointing upward)'' [[ContinuityNod Du mhakka satellakkah?]]
* All of Dan and Swampy's photo animation scenes. Especially the end, when they realize they need their OnceAnEpisode song and make one up on the spot, which eventually turns into a caveman version of "Gitchee Gitchee Goo".
--> '''Dan''': How about ''Zu-bu-da-yia, zu-bu-da-yia.'''
--> '''Swampy''': Do it again.
* This exchange:
--> '''Gerb''': I guess we should wait until tomorrow until we tell them about our new language.
--> '''Phinabunk''': Yes, yes we should.

[[AC: Doof Dynasty]]
* This:
-->'''Buford''': You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness, just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness.
-->'''Baljeet''': Who names all these things?
-->'''Buford''': That guy over there, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the Redundant Scribe of Redundantness.]]
* During the musical number, Baljeet tries to break a board. Instead, he somehow breaks the cinder blocks the board is placed on, while the board itself remains in the air.
* The ripple effect/flashback RunningGag.
* ''[[ShoutOut You'll fly to a swamp planet]], [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack meet a little green man]], [[Franchise/StarWars and move big heavy things with you miiiiiiind!]]''

[[AC: Excaliferb]]
* The constant Lampshading in the "Epic Monster Battle" song.
* Carl trying to insert himself into the end of the story as the ultimate hero.
* Malifishmirtz explains why he wants to take over the Tri-Kingdom area, while walking down an enclosed stone spiral staircase. The first time he enters his voice is muffled, then he exits speaks clearly, goes back into the staircase and is muffled again. He comes out with his hand covering his mouth mumbling into it. Then he says the mumbling is what "I said because I had a gag over my mouth."
* This exchange:
--> '''Bufavalous''': [[JumpOffABridgeRebuttal Mother always said if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, I should do it too.]]
--> '''Baljeetolas''': Your mother said that?
--> '''Bufavalous''': She was not a nurturer.
* Ferb-a-lot's speech.
-->"Behold evil wizard Malefishmirtz, I hold the sword Excaliferb. This mystical vorpal blade was given to me by The Lady of the Puddle. Get a good look at it, for it is the instrument of your demise! (The blade of the sword falls off the hilt) Well, uh, okay. So big deal, the end comes off."
* Literal cliffhanger.
* Baljeet as Legolas.
-->'''Baljeetolas:''' If by my bow or by my vast stores of useless knowledge, I may aid you -- hey, where is my bow?
-->'''Bufavalous:''' You left it in the booth.
-->'''Baljeetolas:''' Oh, excuse me. Well, there it is. ''(prepares to strike a badass pose when:)'' Has anyone seen my arrows?
-->'''Bufavalous:''' Bathroom!
* Poofenplotz as the troll that guards the bridge.
-->'''Poofenplotz''': Do I look like a troll to you?
-->'''Baljeetolas''': Do not answer truthfully, it will only enrage her.
* This bit:
-->'''Candavere:''' This is a most inopportune time for your infernal hijinks, and for once our sad sweet mother will be heralded to your inpropri- Argh, [[AntiquatedLinguistics I can't talk like this anymore]]! You guys are so busted! Mom!
-->'''Phineas:''' I don't know about you Ferbalot, but I didn't get any of that.
** Related -- Phineas speaks nothing but modern American English for the entirety of the episode.
* Baljeetolas trying to explain logic to Bufavalous before giving up and telling him there's pie on the other side of the swamp.
* Malefishmirtz sending forth his army of Meatlings:
-->'''Malefishmirtz:''' Rain down on my enemies, and stop them from advancing! And bring me back a newspaper.

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon]]
* This episode has some hilarious running jokes: the fezzes, Isabella's business cards, and the slow clapping.
--> "You mean we're ''not'' in Egypt? I thought those pyramids were kinda stair-steppy."
** An expansion on Isabella's business cards gag, later she's revealed to be working with Doof to keep her mother safe (somewhat). After Phineas's 'dirty double-crosser' remark, she hands him a card saying she forgot to give him that one. It reads 'Dirty Double-Crosser'. Phineas then gives the fourth wall a completely deadpan -_- look.
* Ohio asking why ancient civilizations were always creating stuff like the Corn Colossus.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCDV3PQryN8 Perry's entrance to the temple.]]
* The [[JustForPun Fez Dispenser]].
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Baljeet hitting on Isabella's mom.]]
* Ohio questioning why the Corn Colossus doesn't turn into popcorn after it gets set on fire, then getting upset when it does so after they destroy it.
* "Too soon for a CallBack, Norm."

[[AC: Monster from the Id]]
* Buford giving tours of Candace's mind.
* The reveal that Candace is afraid of the number 7.
* What's Doofenshmirtz doing when Perry arrives?
-->'''Doof:''' ''(singing)'' "Eating cereal looks like this!"
* Irving's AbsurdPhobia of the color lavender.
-->'''Irving:''' ''(slowly)'' It can't hurt me anymore.
* Norm's non-reaction to the Underwear-inator.

[[AC: Gi-Ants]]
* Phineas and Ferb revealing the "Antius Maximus" ant farm they built, only for the scene to cut to a regular-sized ant farm. Phineas then explains it's just a scale model and reveals the real Antius Maximus just beside them, which causes the others to wonder why they didn't notice it earlier.
* As a variation of the running gag where a bird flies into Phineas and Ferb's invention, a ''fly'' crashes into the regular-sized ant farm.
* “You know what I like about our friends? We say things like, ‘We’re going to douse you in ant pheromones’, and they’re just like, ‘Okay, whatever.’ They’re so cool.”
* Buford has no qualms with the aforementioned pheromones. Evidently, it smells like his grandma's house.
** Later:
-->'''Candace:''' ''(after repeatedly getting showered with pheromones)'' Urgh, [[BrickJoke tastes like Buford's grandmother's house.]]
* "Oh, like ''you've'' never tampered with the delicately-balanced yet awesome forces of nature."
* Candace presses what she thinks is the ant farm's doorbell and gets showered with ant pheromones. Instead of realizing it's not actually a doorbell she ''keeps right on pressing it'', causing her to be doused with so much pheromone the ants adopt her as their queen.
* One of the objects the Turkey-Inator hits and turns into a roast turkey is... a [[ShapedLikeItself roast turkey]].

[[AC: The Remains of the Platypus]]
* The entire InMediasRes beginning. How does it start? We've got Doofenshmirtz in his underwear (with an evil jingle to go with it; look above), Perry the Butler spinning a giant hamster wheel, Carl locked up in a cage and dressed as a squirrel, a bunch of Buckingham guards and a midget dressed up as an alien dancing to techno music, a strangely bloated Monogram, and Linda delivering Perry's hat to Doof's apartment, reflecting that things ''couldn't'' get [[TemptingFate any weirder.]]
** Seconds later, she's proven wrong when Candace calls her to inform her that [[ARareSentence "The cheese mound remains, but the people have fled en masse!"]]
* When Carl dressed as a squirrel is caged by Doofenshmirtz, he uses the metaphor of it being like a delivery man dropping a bunch of assorted cheeses on his lawn. When an actual delivery man does just that, Phineas remarks that it's like "a caged guy in a squirrel costume". Both note that they are strange metaphors, but they're standing by them.
* The Fireside Girls are getting their Flying Delivery Patches ''again'', prompting some delicious snark among them.
* All of Buford's cheese puns were so gouda.
* Two words: Bloated. Monogram.
* After seeing Carl in his "Squirrel Con" suit, Doofenshmirtz comments "aw man, I just sprayed for squirrel men."

[[AC: Mom's in the House]]
* One highlight of this episode is near the end, when one of Doofenshmirtz' extra heads falls off the building and on to the street below. As it questions why it couldn't have disappeared in a puff of smoke before it landed, this happens:
--> '''Extra Doof head''': Curse you Pe--
--> ''(The head poofs out of existence)''
--> '''Doof looking from above''': Well now we'll never get to know what it had to say!!!
* Candace trying to explain herself to Stacy and completely messing up the phrase.
--> '''Candace''': There is a madness to my method!
* The "Perrytronic" song is a pastiche of the theme song to ''Anime/{{Gigantor}}'' whose lyrics are largely about how it can't ''literally'' turn into anything.
-->It can assume any form\\
Hang on, I'm gonna back-pedal\\
There's just one caveat\\
It must be big and metal
* During the "Perrytronic" song, Phineas, Ferb and the gang dramatically make their eyes [[FishEyes go in two different directions]] like Perry does.

[[AC: Perry the Actorpus]]
* Major Monogram giving Perry PuppyDogEyes as he asks him to help Agent S, followed by him lampshading that he can't hold his eyes that way any longer.
* Doofenshmirtz making derogatory remarks about big bushy mustaches while speaking to Monogram.
* Candace giving a calm, inspirational speech after noticing Phineas and Ferb's project about being mature and overcoming her desire to bust her brothers, only to end it on the note that she's going to bust them anyway without changing tact. The others at the "Stop the Busting" workshop don't realize what she actually said until she leaves and gives her their full support.
* The "Half a Day" montage showing how Phineas and Ferb spend their time with Perry, including Ferb holding up Perry so Perry can throw a frisbee back to Phineas with his mouth, followed by Phineas catching the frisbee with ''his'' mouth.
* Doofenshmirtz's regular traps not working on Sergei the Snail, due to Agent S being either small enough to slip through them or sticking to trapdoors with its slime.

[[AC: Let's Bounce]]
* Isabella wonders why they don't just blast themselves with weightlessness. When Candace comes to them citing this as the problem she's been having all morning, Isabella briefly goes CloudCuckooLander:
-->'''Isabella:''' Just mentioned that, I thought it would be so fun to--
-->'''Baljeet:''' Not a good time for that.
* Doof's {{Unusual Euphemism}}s as he runs from [[ItMakesSenseInContext robotic Abe Lincoln]].
** "He's gonna John Wilkes my Booth! ''({{Beat}})'' What, too soon?"
** He's gonna emancipate my proclamation!"

[[AC: Bully Bromance Breakup]]
* Phineas slowly going into a HeroicBSOD as Baljeet denies him the opportunity to invent something. Especially the part where they were mountain climbing.
* Ferb dropping his blueprints in horror when Baljeet first announces that no inventions would be used.
* The relief it gives Phineas and Ferb when they finally conquer the mountain and have permission to make something.
-->'''Isabella:''' Phineas, go!
-->'''Phineas:''' ICE CHALET!!! ''(runs off at the speed of light)''
-->'''Ferb:''' If we hadn't been able to invent something soon, I was going to scream.
** Extra funny if you remember exactly how Ferb [[DullSurprise screams.]]
** And just a little bit later:
-->'''Isabella:''' You need to pace yourself... you're gonna get the bends or something.
* When they're in the ice chalet:
-->'''Isabella:''' How are you feeling, Phineas?
-->'''Phineas:''' ''(relaxing in a hot tub made of ice)'' Comin' down now, comin' down.

[[AC: Quietest Day Ever]]
* The kids are wearing full-body ninja outfits. As such, Buford can't tell which direction Phineas is facing.
-->'''Phineas:''' Good question. ''(Rolls his eyes around)'' [[CheatedAngle Left.]]

[[AC: The Doonkelberry Imperative]]
* The 'Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz' portion. Doofenshmirtz's [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving]] and Perry's reaction made the whole episode.
** Adding to it is Perry being so scared for his life that he secures himself with several extra seatbelts and later writes out his will.
* Monogram's talking letter. Especially seeing Perry's reaction to it.
* When Vanessa takes Candace to the ''Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.'' building, she does the jingle:
--> '''Vanessa:''' "Lookin' for books at my dad's place!"
-->'''Candace:''' Why are you singing that?
--> '''Vanessa:''' It's just something we do.
* "Curse you, conceptual elasticity of space-time!"
* Phineas and friends are trying to solve the country's energy problems, which is happening because [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext the goats rotating the giant wooden shaft that's powering everything want to go in different directions.]]

[[AC: Meapless in Seattle]]
* The alien army marching - to [[SoundtrackDissonance cute, friendly music]].
** With adorable mecha. That skip.
** While the tune may be cute and friendly, the lyrics are anything but:
-->Doo-doo-doo-doo-destroy your enemies/La-la-la-la-let's bring them to their knees/We're going to war!
* This bit:
--> '''Candace:''' Mom, look! I'm in mortal danger! Say hi, Ferb!
--> '''Ferb:''' *waves*
* The Franchise/StarWars-esque beginning, lampshading that the trailer seen in Chronicles of Meap was meant as a joke but everyone took it seriously. At the end of the episode, they show another trailer for another episode they have no intention of making.
* Since the writers were more or less forced to incorporate the seemingly unrelated scenes from the first trailer, some pretty priceless scenes were made. Those scenes savored how contrived incorporated they are:
** Perry's mission briefing.
--> '''Major Monogram:''' I want your hat on my desk!...Cuz it rains a lot in Seattle, and we want to spray it with this cool new waterproofing treatment.
** The context for the line "What? Jeremy's going to be there!"
--> '''Candace:''' Yeah, I've been spending all my time worrying about Phineas and Ferb. I used to have other things to worry about. Like... What? Jeremy's going to be there! I just need to broaden my anxieties.
* All of the jokes about how much it rains in the northwest. Anybody who lives there can shamelessly tell you that they're absolutely true.
--> "How will we know when we get to Seattle?"
 ~cue driving rain and {{grunge}} music~
* Linda's French lesson telling her basically all the things Candace would be telling her at that moment, complete with her lampshading it, asking when those sentences would ever turn up in a conversation.
* Cute Doof. That is all.
** But a specific part would be that ingesting the cuteonium is supposed to make someone so cute they are impossible to resist. For Doof... Well, he's cute at least.
--> '''Mitch:''' How homely were you before?
* Phineas under the influence of Meap's cuteness.
--> "Awwww, [[CasualDangerDialogue they're blasting away at each other with really cute death rays]]!"
** Cue Mitch's robot armor chasing Ferb, Isabella and Candace in the background.
* Apparently, the worst punishment you can receive on Meap's planet is a time out. Yes, like the kind you give toddlers.
--> '''Meap:''' He's getting a serious time out this time. Fifteen, sixteen minutes.
* When Isabella does her 'Whatcha doing?' routine, Phineas and Ferb just pick her up and haul her away like she's a rag doll? And how about the fact that ''she doesn't mind at all?''
* Meap's many Translation Mustaches.
* The return of Doof's affair with Peter the Panda, and Perry's subsequent angry look and crossed arms like a spouse catching their husband on a coffee date with their ex.
* Mitch's theme song.
* Isabella's annoyed look when Phineas brought up the cute tracker.
* Doofenshmirtz remarking that one really does learn things about oneself in crises, in this case, the fact that he runs slower than a platypus and faster than a panda.
* Doofenshmirtz claims that his day can't get any weirder moments before Peter and Perry save him from falling to his doom. His response is "Nice try, but the mustache thing was still weirder."
* Doofenshmirtz's whole commentary on the extraction chamber:
-->'''Doof:''' So you have a whole chamber dedicated to extracting things from other things? That really comes up that often in your life?
* When Meap and Cute Doofenshmirtz are falling from the sky, we get this glorious exchange.
-->'''Meap''': Well, my little friend, it looks like we're about to fall into our untimely demise.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Yeah, speak for yourself! I'm gonna try and land on you, so you'll break my fall!
* When Phineas is telling Isabella that she can out-cute Mitch to save the universe:
-->'''Isabella:''' ...[[SkewedPriorities So, what you're saying is,]] [[ShipTease you think I'm cute?]]
-->'''Phineas:''' It's a scientific fact! I had to put an eight-thousand-ohm resistor on the cute-tracker just to keep you from burning it out!
-->'''Isabella''' (''long'' pause): ...Close enough.
* Isabella out-cutes Mitch with [[MundaneMadeAwesome the most epic "Watcha doin'?" ever]].
* The SpoofAesop at the end.
-->'''Phineas:''' I think we've all learned a valuable lesson today... but we all know what it is, so why bother restating it?

[[AC: Delivery of Destiny]]
* Love Handel turning ''everything'' they hear or see into a song.
* When Paul the delivery guy hitches a ride to foil Doofenshmirtz, he tosses Love Handel a packing tape gun and orders them "tape yourselves together!" Not only does he apparently think he needs to bring the band along, but they instantly go along with it and somehow keep playing while taped together.

[[AC: Buford Confidential]]
* "Wait a minute, you speak ''Latin?!''"
* Grandpa Flynn playing senile.
* Baljeet's actions throughout the whole episode -- he acts like a jealous boyfriend watching his partner deal with his ex. He demands to know why Buford has never mentioned Brigitte until now, and opts to basically ignore him as he's trapped in the woods with his ex-girlfriend. They only make eye contact again after Brigitte has slapped Buford across the face and walked away.
** It's most blatant in this exchange over the phone:
-->'''Baljeet:''' Buford, what are you doing?
-->'''Buford:''' The forest is filled with patch-crazed Europeans, and I'm a bear in the woods! What do you think I'm doing?
-->'''Phineas:''' Ooh! Ooh! I know!
-->'''Buford:''' Am I on speaker phone?! ''Get me off speaker phone!''
* Isabella and the two other French Fireside Girls gradually getting weirded out by Brigette's intensity about the North American Tracking Patch.

[[AC: The Mom Attractor]]
* [[HypocriticalHumor "Don't you know it's rude to sneak up on someone who's trying to spy on you?"]]
* This moment with Candace and her brothers.
--> '''Phineas:''' Well, y'know how we do something new every day?
--> '''Candace:''' (Pulling a priceless false-shocked expression) Noo...
-->''{{Beat}}''
--> '''Phineas:''' ...Oh, well, we try to build some big project, or do something-
--> '''Candace:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm aware of the concept, Phineas, I was just being sarcastic.]]
--> '''Phineas:''' [[SarcasmBlind ...Really? Hey, that was pretty good. Wow, I totally fell for it. Ferb, I totally fell for it!]]
* The CallBack to the giant skyscraper the kids built back in "The Doof Side of the Moon".
* "''There's too many mommies! Do something!''"
* Lawrence getting a [[NoodleImplements blowtorch]] to make Linda a creme brûlée.
* Perry gets to Doof's lair via a gorilla and a festive fruit hat. Watch the episode for context.
* Candace's [[HappyDance Awesome Dance]] which Phineas and Ferb join in on. Awesome, Awesome, Awe-some!
* The "We Are the Moms" song includes one of the most extreme [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth-wall breaking]] jokes in the whole show when some of the ''show's writers'' abandon a story-boarding session to join in the march of the moms.

[[AC: Cranius Maximus]]
* Absolutely ''everything'' about [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Baljeet's]] DrunkOnTheDarkSide spiel is hysterical.
* Baljeet's "hopped up on super-accelerated brain power" plan: since the Earth's atmosphere prevents the cosmos from being seen clearly from the ground, clearly the best thing ForScience [[InsaneTrollLogic would be to move the Earth's atmosphere to the moon.]] Even after it's pointed out to him, he never seems to fully realize that if there were no air he wouldn't be alive to actually take advantage of it.
* Isabella being ''thoroughly nonchalant'' about the fact that the building they are in is literally counting down to the Armageddon while Baljeet panics like a maniac.
** Isabella is hilariously unfazed in general in this episode. Like when it looks like Baljeet has stopped them from turning him back to normal at first, and that they're all doomed.
--> [[DissonantSerenity <as casual as if she was announcing it's raining>]] [[BlackComedy "I was so looking forward to junior high."]]
* Doof ComicallyMissingThePoint about the key to the city.
* Perry's [[Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia entrance,]] followed by Major Monogram's explanation.

[[AC: Agent Doof]]
* The O.W.C.A. can't refuse to recruit Doofenshmirtz based on his species because he was adopted by ocelots and thus is technically an ocelot. What really sells it is that the agency only employing animals and Doof having been raised by ocelots were both already well-established facts before the episode.
* Doof's Babe-inator turned Phineas and Ferb into babies. Candace gets them to their mom right as Norm's cleaning of the -inator manages to zap everyone in the room except for Candace as well.
--> '''Candace:''' Okay, I get it, lesson learned. Toddlers aren't easy. The irony is not lost on me! A little help here? [[BreakingTheFourthWall This had better wear off before the next episode.]]
** Perry's reaction to the name "Babe-inator."
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "No, it's not what you think."
* Despite blowing Agent Silent G's cover and destroying Monogram's car, the thing that ultimately gets Doofenshmirtz fired from the O.W.C.A is a number of complaints from Human Resources.
* "We'll be a great team, like Lewis & Clark or [[Literature/AliceInWonderland Alice and Wonderland."]]

[[AC: Minor Monogram]]
* Baljeet reacting positively about Autumn coming soon while everyone else doesn't care.
* This exchange:
--> '''Rodrigo:''' Wait, you can understand him?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' Oh, heck no. I usually just pretend he's talking about recent movies I've seen.
* Perry's reaction to Vanessa showing attraction towards Monty Monogram.
* Doofenshmirtz referring to Vanessa's {{goth}}/punk fashion style as "vampire pilgrim scuba-diver".
* When Rodrigo betrays him, Doof doesn't quite get it at first:
-->'''Doof:''' "Is this, like, a robot hug for a job well done?"
-->'''Rodrigo:''' "No, it's a trap. What does that even ''mean,'' a robot hug for a job well done?! Who would even ''consider'' that a possibility!?"

[[AC: What A Croc!]]
* During the song where they're chasing after the titular croc, the kids are all paired up on motorboats ([[ShipTease including Phineas and Isabella]]). In the middle of the song though, they repeatedly go through tunnels... and come out in completely different pairs than they had when they entered. In addition, the motorboats they're riding on are different colors each time this happens. No one says anything about it, but the confused 'How did THAT happen?' looks are what sell it.
* The Horse in a Bookcase.
* Doof springs this episode's trap...and it falls on him instead of Perry.
-->'''Doof:''' "I'm gonna chalk that up to poor planning."
* The reveal of the Chicken-replace-inator, the fact that it is shaped like a chicken and accompanied by an ominous choir clucking. ("Buck buck baaaaaaaaawwwwk...")
* At the end of the episode, through a combination of events, Candace ends up sitting on a chicken.
-->'''Linda:''' "Candace, why are you sitting on a chicken?"
-->'''Candace:''' "I'll be right back!" (runs off)
-->'''Linda:''' "But why was she sitting on a chicken?"
* Candace's [[MathematiciansAnswer mathematician's answers]] to Irving:
-->'''Irving:''' (knocks on the door) "Hello, Candace. Are Phineas and Ferb home?"
-->'''Candace:''' "Yes." (closes the door)
-->'''Irving:''' (knocks again) "Can I see them?"
-->'''Candace:''' "Probably not from there." (closes the door)

[[AC: Sleepwalk Surprise]]
* Doofenshmirtz and his inner self and his inner self's flashbacks and dreams...
** Not to mention the most contrived scheme he has ''ever'' made, and that is definitely saying something.
** Doof's whole inner dreamland. Among other things, he has Perry's hat and tail.
* Candace arguing with her own brain. "Stop telling me what to do!"
* Norm getting hit by the hug-inator.
* Candace's reaction to seeing the volleyball turn into a cake in her hand and the jetpacks all gather themselves up and turn into confetti.
-->'''Candace:''' "...Well, this has been a weird day."
** She then covers by telling Jeremy it's their "two-month, nine-day anniversary."
-->'''Jeremy:''' [[UnfazedEveryman "Cool!"]] (to Phineas and Ferb) "Was I supposed to get her something?"

[[AC: Sci-Fi Pie Fly]]
* Danville thinks Phineas and Ferb are aliens because they are in a flying saucer. Funnily, the aliens they meet at the end just happen to look like them!
* Major Monogram's puppet show.
* Candace's [[BrickJoke exploding pizza]].
* [[EpicFail Doofenshmirtz's attempt to cheat at a dough-spinning contest results in a massive explosion:]]
-->'''Doof:''' "That failure was ''spectacular,'' even for me!"

[[AC: Sipping with the Enemy]]
* Vanessa and Monty meeting each other, growing to like each other, arguing with each other and despite this, they still are open to have another date.
--> '''Monty:''' You know what, our fathers are probably right. We shouldn't even be talking to each other.
--> '''Vanessa:''' This was a ''huge'' mistake.
--> '''Both:''' Fine!
--> '''Monty:''' ...so want to do this again?
--> '''Vanessa:''' Call me.
* During their fight, Vanessa gives us this zinger:
-->'''Vanessa:''' You do know what he [Monty's dad] calls a "spy network" is actually just a petting zoo. With ''hats''.
** Look at Perry when she says that. He's clearly insulted.
* [[MindScrew "MIIIIIIIND FLIP!"]]
* The "cool" versions of Lawrence and Linda are pretty funny, but the capper is Candace's angry reaction to their pretentiousness.

[[AC: Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets]]
* The entire sequence with Lawrence and the boys looking for the shoe scraper ending with the antagonist turning into a giant monster, the Flynn-Fletchers getting into flying saucers with [[ContinuityNod minor characters seen in previous episodes]] and attacking the monster - only with it all turning out to be a film made by Phineas and Ferb.
* Teenage Doofenshmirtz was pretty funny, as well as his video for the film contest.
--> *film starts* '''Doof:''' Make me your leader. *film ends*
* The end credits where Major Monogram is trying to think of his own theme song, after Perry and Carl have theirs.

[[AC: Doofapus]]
* The fight between Platypus!Doof and Perry had some funny moments, like when they have a break and have tea together.
* Isabella and Baljeet's reactions to Buford having a [[UnfortunateImplications life-sized mold of Candace]].
** Linda stating matter-of-factly that Buford has molds of everyone.
* The scene where Isabella offered the romantic dinner smoothie to Phineas has him responding that he doesn't want it. Naturally, Isabella acts annoyed, but then Phineas reveals that he just [[DoesNotLikeSpam doesn't like zucchini]].
* Perry's expression when he first sees Platypus!Doof.
* What about when Phineas, Ferb, and the others saw the invention of the day double and then liquefy?
-->'''Phineas:''' Anyone else see that?

[[AC: Norm Unleashed]]
* The argument that ensues in the courtroom while Doof is on jury duty.
** Oh, and the case Doof is a juror in? ''The state vs Dr. Diminutive''.
--->'''Judge:''' Do you two know each other?\\
'''Doof:''' I have never seen him before in my life.\\
'''Diminutive:''' [[ThatLiarLies He LIES!]] I have proof! ''(Takes out wallet with pictures of Doof and Diminutive in a drag act)'' The 2007 LOVEMUFFIN Pudding Revue!\\
'''Doof:''' Why would you carry that in your wallet?! (to guy sitting beside him) What would he carry that in his wallet!?
** Diminutive's lawyer's [[FacePalm reaction]] to the argument.
* Norm's [[LyricalDissonance amazingly cheerful song about destroying the Tri-State Area with weapons]].
* Norm's revelation of his weaponry:
-->'''Norm:''' "Dr. D will be so proud! Assuming he survives the cataclysm. Have a nice day!"

[[AC: Where's Perry?]]
* When the Flynn-Fletchers and their friends get off the plane, we find out that Candace was in the luggage.
** Furthermore she's not the only teenage girl rendered catatonic from phone deprivation in the luggae carousel.
* Lots of funny {{Continuity Nod}}s, including:
-->'''Isabella:''' Wow, that was fun! Thank you for teaching me the Adumu.\\
'''Guy teaching her:''' And thank you for teaching us the "[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Izzy's got the Frizzies]]".
** This also qualifies:
--->'''Carl:''' You may have escaped, but you are no match for my evil Flynn-Fletcher robots!\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' This is really weird... I think I may have gone on a date with that one. ''(referring to Linda/Lindana's double)'' I had no idea she was a robot at the time.
* The way Doof dances to [[VillainSong Evil for Extra Credit]] is quite amusing.
** Let's not forget the song itself.
* We get a couple of dramatic scenes at the end of Part 1: Candace thinks that Jeremy is breaking up with her, Phineas, Ferb, and their friends are plummeting to their possible deaths, Perry disappears after being hit by one of the many -inators, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and Linda and Lawrence find out they do not have a reservation at a restaurant]].
* This exchange:
-->'''Doof:''' But my intelligence specifically said that you would be sunbathing, it never mentioned an intern.\\
'''Monogram:''' That's because he's not officially an employee, he's unpaid.\\
'''Doof:''' You don't pay him?\\
'''Monogram:''' He gets college credit.\\
'''Doof:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Are you sure you're not evil?]]

[[AC: Where's Perry? (Part Two)]]
* As Monogram puts on a pair of sunglasses, Doofenshmirtz brings everything to a temporary halt.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Waitaminute, waitaminute; How did you get the glasses to go on ''one side'' of your face? Who made these things, Creator/MCEscher?
** The animation helps sell the gag. When Doofenshmirtz takes off the sunglasses to look at them from different angles, the earpieces stick out at random directions and it's impossible to tell the front from the back.
* Doofenshmirtz and Major Monogram crash an OWCA plane into the middle of a climactic fight.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.\\
'''Major Monogram:''' I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

[[AC: Ferb TV]]
* The whole episode is a series of hilarious TV show parodies featuring minor characters on the show. Phineas and Ferb only appear at the start to [[LampshadeHanging admit to the audience that the concept is kinda weird]]. Then the ending reveals [[ProsceniumReveal Phineas and Ferb were showing their latest project to Candace]].
* "The Klimpaloon and Inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head Variety Show"
** The Abbott and Costello-esque comedy team that acts like they're setting up "WhosOnFirst"...and then just stops.
** We then cut back to see that one of them have been conked on the head by the jugglers. They stand around awkwardly for a moment and then cut away.
* [[Series/DancingWithTheStars Dancing With The Bears]].
** Especially if you recognize minor character Bob ("Okay!") and realize that ''he,'' not his bear dance partner was the one who tried to maul one of the judges.
* ''Katt Karr'', "The inexplicable story of a man whose car, for some reason, looks a lot like a cat."
** After busting his arch-nemesis Dr. Nibbles, Roger runs out of rat metaphors.
* "That's the Norm" in all its cheesy, 1970's sit-com glory.
** "Space is cold and unforgiving, just like my father!"
** The bit with the "lumpy table" ends with the reveal that it really ''was'' a lumpy table. Norm was off getting more lemonade for Suzy.
* "Dr. Ninja Baljeet", versus the [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot hot squid-headed shapeshifting alien zombies]]. Where's [[Film/MenInBlack Agents J & K]] when you need them?
* Buford is the host of a ''Series/KitchenNightmares'' parody called ''Your Cooking Stinks, and So Do You!''
-->'''Buford:''' Who puts tofu in lasagna?!\\
'''Chef:''' I was just trying to be ''avant garde''...\\
'''Buford:''' Yeah, people need to be avant guarded from your food!
* We finally learn what [[WidgetSeries Ducky Momo]] is like - basically, ''WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer'', but the protagonist is so annoying, stupid and preparative that the kids helping him get fed up and start to wonder how he's even ''survived'' so long. [[FridgeBrilliance No wonder Candace identified so much]] with a show about the inability to get a character to turn around and notice something.
* The kids from the "Skiddley Whiffers" commercial show up in an ad for Meap Carbonated Goulash, "the goulash with foam!"
* A Fireside Girls ad that pastiches recruitment ads for the U.S. Navy features the girls in all their BadassAdorable glory, including Katie beating a burly sailor in an arm-wrestling contest.
* The return of the Horse in a Bookcase.
* During the credits:
-->'''Narrator''': Meap Carbonated Goulash pieces are closer than they appear. Meap Carbonated Goulash may be subject to tax investigation. Please wash hands thoroughly after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash. If hunger persists after contact with Meap Carbonated Goulash, consult your...\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': (''offscreen'') Oh, I'm sorry. Is this studio A?\\
'''Narrator''': No, this is studio- ''hey'', wait a second, you just wanted to [[BreakingTheFourthWall get into this episode]], didn't you?\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': What?! No! NO!\\
'''Narrator''': Yes, you did!\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': [[SarcasmMode Yes, I did.]]\\
'''Narrator''': GetOut\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': Alright, but I can totally read that faster than you.\\
'''Narrator''': Out!\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': Okay, okay, grumpy!\\
'''Narrator''': Batteries not included.\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': [[MotorMouth Batteriesnotincluded]]!\\
'''Narrator''': OUT!!

[[AC: When Worlds Collide]]
* [[FreezeFrameBonus The Bust Accord]] has some pretty amusing entries. Candace has apparently had to agree [[CallBack not to bust her brothers]] [[Recap/PhineasAndFerbBadHairDay while covered in honey and hair]], from a distance of more than 1500 miles, or while pie is being served.
* Perry getting stuck in Doofenshmirtz' Double Dutch machine. Notable because it wasn't even a trap.
* Doofenshmirtz's Peter the Panda slippers.
* When Baljeet panics at the thought of the two planets colliding, Phineas tries to reassure him that government scientists are probably doing something. GilliganCut to the North American Planetary Defense Headquarters, where government scientists are hiding and running around in a panic.
-->'''Scientist:''' [[RunningGag MY WATERMELON!]]
* Buford's thought process is fascinating:
-->'''Baljeet:''' Our planets are going to collide! You know what that means, don't you?\\
'''Buford:''' Yeah. It's like when you've got two sets of keys, and you leave one in the car.\\
'''Baljeet:''' No, it's like... ''(beat as he processes what Buford said)'' [[NoJustNoReaction NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** Another sample shortly before:
--->'''Buford:''' It looks like the planet's growing. Planets do that, right?
* Isabella accidentally reaching for Ferb's hand rather than Phineas'.

[[AC: What'd I Miss?]]
* The debating club that Ferb went to, where everyone was easily persuaded by anything said.
** It only gets funnier when ''Perry in pet mode'' persuades the kid.
* Baljeet's Ferb impression.
* This:
-->'''Phineas (Narrating):''' I told her (Isabella) it was no problem.\\
'''Phineas:''' No problem.\\
'''Phineas (Narrating):''' It was then when I decided to stop narrating.
* Linda actually ''praising Phineas and Ferb'' after hearing their story.
* During their [[ItMakesSenseInContext Squirrel Training]], Isabella is trying to teach the squirrels how to do Puppy-Dog Eyes. [[TemptingFate She does it herself to demonstrate]], and because her cuteness goes to her core, they give her their nuts mere seconds afterward. And her reaction is a combination of surprise and 'Oh, for me?'.
* ''Everything'' involving [[TheStoic Agent R]]
* As Doofenshmirtz's hover craft spins out of control:
-->'''Doof:''' "AAAAGGHH IT'S SOOOO BEAUTIFUUUULLLL!"
* Buford saying goodbye to the squirrels "I'll think of you every time I get a rabies shot ([[{{Beat}} beat]]) which is often."

[[AC: Road to Danville]]
* Just about everything that Doofenshmirtz says.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' [[DesertSkull Why do we always see cow skulls in the desert?]] [[LampshadeHanging And why do you only see the skull?]] Did the body die somewhere else? It makes no sense!
* We get two scenes of the kids at work on their project -- quilting, which Buford finds thoroughly unimpressive. When we return to the backyard:
-->'''Buford:''' ''(elated)'' That was amazing! I never thought quilting could be so much fun! Think of the possibilities! Needlepoint! Embroidery! Tapestry! I'm headin' down to the fabric store right now! ''(continuing as he walks away)'' Broquet! Taffeta! Saddle stitch!
-->'''Ferb:''' Actually I didn't find it all that exciting.
-->'''Phineas:''' Yeah, me either.
-->'''Isabella:''' Never getting that day back.
-->'''Baljeet:''' Whew, stinker-roo.

[[AC: Blackout!]]
* This episode has a good amount of jokes involving [[ByTheLightsOfTheirEyes people's eyes in the dark]] and how you can see them.
** The fact that Doofenshmirtz's eyes only looked sad because the darkness got rid of the fact that they are immensely oversized once you see them.
* The jet pack squad that gives Doofenshmirtz random items in the dark.
* Phineas thinking that Buford's watcha doin' was actually from Isabella.
* Candace goes through a series of crazy contortions being pulled through Phineas and Ferb's invention in "What Is This Thing?". Then there's Phineas's reaction afterwards.
-->'''Phineas:''' Wow, Candace, we never thought of riding it before!
* Major Monogram's call ordering Perry to fix the blackout:
-->'''Major Monogram:''' It's kind of scary in here, I'm all alone... (''sound of something falling'') C-Carl? Carl, is that you?

[[AC: This Is Your Backstory]]
* When Doofensmirtz recalls when he immigrated.
-->'''Doofensmirtz:''' I was heading to a land of Golden Opportunity. A land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me. [[TakeThat But, I ended up in America, instead]]!
* The digital remix of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL_2gWK13c4 "I am a Superstar"]] viral video.
-->'''Norm:''' "It's got 10 billion hits. And there's only 7 billion people on the planet.
* Canadace watching Phineas and Ferb play ping pong, thinking that will turn into one of their trademark projects. It does, but she leaves right before it happens.

[[folder:Season 4]]
[[AC: For Your Ice Only]]
* The way they revealed that Stacy and Ginger were sisters: a not-so-friendly argument over who gets to use the computer.
* Baljeet's comment on why there isn't a Y-8 sport (because there's football X-7 and hockey Z-9). According to Phineas, "We're saving that for croquet!"
* Candace reports a "Code Teal" to Stacy, then realizes that's [[CrazyPrepared "swarm of locusts"]] and explains she meant "Code Periwinkle" ("hockey emergency").
* Linda trying to get a disposable camera.
* The giant demon zamboni that destroys the hockey Z9 rink.
** And its poor driver:
--->'''Driver:''' "Mr. Stevens! I'm having trouble with the equipment!"
* Candace repeating everything that Stacy was telling Ginger.
* Lawrence sliding into a snowbank in the backyard.
* This line:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Something's not right in the hinterland.
* The CallBack to Isabella's ability to speak in an unnaturally deep voice, complete with cheerful 'Thanks, Dink!'
* The one guy in the crowd who comments that he's not cold because he has a blanket.
* A strategically placed GeniusBonus: As the song ends, [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn the singers exit]], [[Theatre/TheWintersTale pursued by a bear]].

[[AC: Happy New Year!]]
* Norm constantly repeating "Happy new year!", even before the New Year has started.
* During the song, there is a scene of Doofenshirtz and Perry dancing.
** Likewise, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and the Fireside Girls doing ''Oppa Gangnam Style.''
* Monogram and Carl on a sunny beach while Perry is stuck in his lair, which is freezing.
** And the short-range CallBack to "For Your Ice Only that sets it up.
* "And [[LiteralMinded Internet-land]] is not a real place!"
* This part:
--> '''Isabella:''' And of course there's the other tradition of kissing someone special at midnight.
--> '''Phineas:''' Well I know what ''we're'' going to do tonight. *looks flirtatiously*
--> '''Isabella:''' REALLY?!
--> '''Phineas:''' [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage YEAH! We're going to make our own New Year's ball and drop it from outer space!]]
--> '''Vivian:''' Your mother is right, Phineas, you have such an active imagination!
--> '''Isabella:''' Not active enough...
* The lady who was eating a sandwich in the bathroom for no apparent reason then her New Years resolution.
* Candace trying to repress her busting urge, and slipping into small little tangents about what Phineas and Ferb normally do.
* After a woman sees Phineas & Ferb's giant mirror ball, and comments they'd be busted if they were her children, Candace says "adopt me please!"

[[AC: Fly On the Wall]]
* Phineas asks what summer is really all about. Isabella, Baljeet and Buford start singing the song [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension "Summer (Where Do We Begin)"]].
--> '''Phineas:''' Yeah, yeah, [[ContinuityNod we all know the song]]... [[LampshadeHanging but I'm not]] [[ResetButton exactly sure how...]]
** This is FridgeBrilliance at its finest. At first, you're enjoying the song, and then you realize [[LaserGuidedAmnesia their minds were wiped]]. Phineas proceeds to say the quote above, and you laugh. And then you realize that not only were Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford ''not present for that song'', they're singing the ''opening lyrics'' from the ''[[https://youtu.be/eTYxD0ozBs4 album version]]'', which were '''never heard in the actual movie.'''
** [[FreezeFrameBonus The kicker is that Perry's eyes are wide open when Phineas says he remembers the song.]] He was probably worried Phineas was starting to remember that day.
* Doofenshmirtz lamenting on his lackluster scheme, and then lampshading the length of the summer.
* The ending, when Candace realized she wasn't going to a rodeo but a fancy restaurant.
--> '''Waiter:''' May I take your order, ''partner''?
** When Candace, embarrassed, asks if it might possibly be "Dress as a Cowboy, Get Dinner Free" Night, the waiter comments that no, that's Tuesday.
* Candace's encounter with a fly that had been zapped with a "human-head-inator".
* Buford hitting the Fly button on the tire swing, causing it to go up and eventually fall down and crush Perry and Heinz's -Inator.
** The base of the swing ends up making it all the way to space, passing by two astronauts in a shuttle. One of them gives us this gem:
---> Astronaut: Whoa, that's weird-- we're in a space shuttle and the shuttle program ended years ago!
** Doofenshmirtz's reaction to his self-proclaimed best -inator ever being crushed: "Well, like my Uncle Boris used to say: 'When life's going well, a giant tire comes along and smashes your -inator.' We all thought he was crazy at the time, but now he seems rather prophetic."
* When Buford is playing with the control panel to turn Candace back, she ends up shifted into various incorrect shapes, including the Inexplicable Giant Floating Baby Head, and they end up passing by her proper form and having to "go back two."
* As soon as Candace realizes she's a fly, she gives this apropos variation on her catchphrase:
--> Candace: Phineas and Ferb, you are so [[AnimalSpeciesAccent buzzzzzzzzzzzted]]!
* The fateful sorbet machine from this episode would become something of a fixture for the rest of the show's run, such as being modified to turn people into bees or opening portals to alternate realities.

[[AC: Bully Bust]]
* Doofenshmirtz on coffee.
** Which included, him designing an overly complicated trap based off of the Mousetrap-esque board game.
** His latest bizarrely named -inator (the Luffaplex Dill-Pickle Inator) that has nothing to do with its purpose (which makes things float up into the atmosphere).
** And his AnvilOnHead moment: he bounces up into the anvil face-first and falls to the ground; gravity then pulls the anvil down, with predictable results.
* Buford blocking the green beams of light with other objects, including himself.
* Buford's attempts to sing a new musical number about his family's daily habits, including setting alarm clocks, being prepared for every eventuality, keeping things in place long enough for other peoples moms, and what to do if you don't succeed on the first try.
* [[XtremeKoolLetterz TUFF SHOO LAYSIZZ!]]

[[AC: My Sweet Ride]]
* Carl shows a dark side after he finds out that Vanessa Doofenshmirtz is Monty's date.
--> '''Monogram''': Carl, What do you see?
--> '''Carl''': Someone who owes me big time! (His face of satisfaction is priceless).
* Perry bringing in a bazooka to destroy Doofenshmirtz's front door.
** It's just as funny when Doofenshmirtz refuses to let Perry in, while Vanessa points out that he'd just destroy the door anyway.
** After Vanessa lets him in, Perry calmly puts the bazooka on the floor. Naturally, it goes off and blows a hole into Doof's walls.
* Some of the "hip" dialogue, with one example being Monogram's "See you later, crocodile!"
* When Doofenshirmtz drives his restored custom car out of the building, instead of going through the garage he drives right through the door next to it.
* When a sleeping Lawrence rolls through an intersection, Doof drives through at the same time:
-->'''Doof:''' "Out of my way, luge boy!"
* Phineas's reaction to Ferb's model of the car (which flies off and explodes):
-->'''Phineas:''' "Wow! Candace is gonna love that! Except for the exploding part. We should probably fix that."

[[AC: Der Kinderlumper]]
* The Running of the Chinchillas... for once this isn't one of Phineas and Ferb's projects, it is in fact a real event between Danville and some other town.
** There is also a [[FreezeFrameBonus blink and you miss it]] shot of Ferb screaming when the chinchillas become large. It's just funny to see him make such a facial expression in the first place.
* The reveal that Der Kinderlumper was told in different ways to Roger and Doof.
-->'''Roger''': Funny, I never thought of the Kinderlumper as such a crybaby.
* "''[[LargeHam LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU --]]'' Never stand on a big cartoony 'X'."

[[AC: Sidetracked]]
* Agent Lyla's antics. Especially when she and Perry defeat Doofenshmirtz's "social convention" trap by ''eating his fries.''
* All the Canadian stereotypes, especially those listed by Bannister when he reveals he's from Greenland.
--> '''Bannister''': You think that just because I'm polite, smell like pine needles, and overemphasize my T's, I'm Canadian?
** And his laments about Greenland's national pride... and national anthem:
--> '''Bannister''': Greenland's national anthem. Seriously, does that inspire you to do anything other than ice fish? But Canada! Oh, they've got it all: the maple syrup, the national parks, the medal-winning curling team... and the ''moose''.
** The end credits where Major Monogram apologizes for the wisecracks made at Greenland at the end.
* When they end up on the top of the train:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': You knew we'd [[TraintopBattle end up here eventually]], right?
* Perry's lair entrance of the week, a tree that accidentally wrecks someone's car.
* Doofenshmirtz throwing a guy out of the train... that's not the funny part, the funny part is that the guy safely rolled all the way home, and through a fence, and a playground.
* Phineas noting halfway through the episode that Perry is gone.
* The whole deal made out of the American and Canadian sides of the train.
* The entirety of the helicopter fight, but especially the part where the singer/narrator gets sidetracked by the idea of two helicopters fighting. And then the song cuts away to two rubberhose animation helicopters boxing.
-->'''Singer:''' ''...No, that looked better in my head!''
* Doofenshmirtz just happening to avoid several obstacles while bending down to tie his shoelaces on top of the train. Then he falls into an open skylight and lands in a toilet because "Some joker left the seat up!"
* During the opening sequence, Perry is contacted by Monogram and Carl, whose video images show up on two small mirrors that come out of the rearview mirrors on Perry's motorbike. When Monogram berates Carl, his mirror physically shoves Carl's away.
* Bannister's method of pulling off Doof's scheme: He just switches on Doof's inator and walks away. Said inator, the cloud-magnetizinator, is then revealed to have caused a cloud to carry off Phineas and Ferb's metallic superstructure offscreen at some point.
* In a FreezeFrameBonus, it's shown that Perry [[https://forgottenpnffacts.tumblr.com/post/190318619123/perry-can-type-in-english-perry-ends-his-texts signs his text messages]] with AsciiArt of a platypus.
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[[AC: Primal Perry]]
* Doof is unable to recognize Perry without a hat ''again'', and spends a good chunk of the episode thinking that hatless Perry is "Steven the Platypus".
* The sub-plot involving Baljeet making as many choices as he wishes without being affected by the consequences as a whole was pretty funny.
** Also the joke involving the first Baljeet clone getting hit by a truck because he got strawberry ice-cream.
* Monogram and Carl spending the whole episode inside of the house's vents, Carl even leaves at one point only to bring back his cousin.
* The Platypus hunter having named all of his boomerangs, [[{{EveryoneHasStandards}} even Doofenshmirtz finds this weird]].
** Crosses over with SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: Dan and Swampy have gone on record that all of the boomerangs are named after die-hard fans of the show.
* Lawrence being entirely unperturbed at the swarm of Baljeets.
* Candace's failed attempts to show Linda the Baljeet clones.
* Doofenshmirtz wondering during the cliffhanger why it's considered a cliffhanger despite him and Perry not hanging off anything.
* The picture that Major Monogram showed Perry at the beginning of the episode, it's of aliens meeting a dragon. The kicker is that Monogram was more focused on the really tiny spelling of 'Doof' in clouds.

[[AC: Mind Share]]
* The entire ''[[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank]]'' parody. Especially Red's over-the-top narrating and "that's the length of"... examples.
-->'''Red:''' Well, it was still 500 yards. That's the length of two volleyball courts, a ''Nimitz''-class aircraft carrier, a large three-drawer filing cabinet, three French-
-->'''Buford:''' We're not listening anymore!
-->'''Red:''' Oh. Okay, then.
* Meap's Wolfman Jack-inspired translation sideburns.
* "Climb on up that platform thing!"
* The alien criminals' weakness to Square Dance music.
* The conversation between Phineas and Candace.
-->'''Phineas:''' It's me, Candace. Phineas! Outer-space alien super-crooks from a planet of frogs and reptiles have taken over our bodies.
-->'''Candace (completely straight-faced):''' Okay. What do you want me to do?
-->'''Phineas:''' Really? You believe that weird story just like that?
-->'''Candace (still completely straight-faced):''' [[SeenItAll Yeah. It's been a long summer, kid. What do you need?]]
* Doofenshmirtz tells Perry to sit with the other wingmen, which appear to be a group of fighter pilots making hand signals.
* Doofenshmirtz misinterpreting Perry's signals.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Oh, well let's see. (Perry rubs his stomach.) We can rub our stomachs and, (Perry points to his mouth) point to our mouths, and later we can roll our eyes, and put our heads in our hand.
* TheTag, where Doofenshmirtz's boots force him to do a "Shake Your Body" dance, disgusting his date.

[[AC: Backyard Hodge Podge]]
* The subplot involving Lawrence having to give a speech about an ancient tribe called the Ornithorhynchans. It gets to the point where he even [[http://images.wikia.com/phineasandferb/images/a/a6/Tumblr_mky7xtmC1t1rmra37o1_1280.png dresses up]] as one!
* The running gag involving people talking about Perry but instead getting [[SpecialGuest Parry Gripp's]] attention.
* Doof and Perry trying to fight each other while blind.
* Linda hallucinating about singing pies.
* While the invention is being constructed, Phineas decides to shrink a parachute to use as a sweatshirt, and enlarge a sweatshirt to use as a parachute.
* When she needs to get out of listening to her dad's speech, Candace uses the excuse that a bunch of friends asked her to build a human pyramid with them. The ridiculousness of the excuse and her delivery make it sound like a classic case of INeedToGoIronMyDog but the next time we see her, she's part of a human pyramid.

[[AC: Bee Day]]
* Perry's lair entrance has him still wearing his bee antennae from the Bee Day festival. The "Agent P" singers sing, "Agent Beeeeeeeeee!", then one of them clears her throat as Perry puts on his fedora and they sing "P!"
* Isabella getting lost in Phineasland again.
* Emo Candace.
** And Linda's completely unconcerned reaction:
--->'''Linda:''' Sweetie, I went through a similar phase when I was your age. Try writing some poems.\\
'''Candace:''' Whatever. I don't care. No one gets me! [[RhymesOnADime Except my hair!]]\\
'''Linda:''' That's my girl!
* Doofenshmirtz setting off the self-destruct button in his underwear.
** Pretty much the fact that Doofenshmirtz puts self-destruct buttons on ''everything'', including his underwear.
* It turns out that Charlene broke up with Doofenshmirtz because of an ugly-looking tomato hand puppet.
-->'''Charlene:''' Suddenly I can't remember why we broke up...
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' (''pulls out the hand puppet'') You said you hated Mr. Tomato.
-->'''Mr. Tomato:''' Hello, Charlene.
-->'''Charlene:''' Oh, hello, Mr. Tomato. Thanks for the reminder. I'm outta here.
-->'''Mr. Tomato''' (''to Doof''): You know, it wasn't me she didn't like.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Shut up!
** What makes it extra funny is Mr. Tomato's smooth, suave voice, which is quite unlike Doofenshmirtz's high, raspy voice.

[[AC: Bee Story]]
* Isabella gives Bluto's speech from ''Film/AnimalHouse''. And it is amazing.
** Holly makes a CallBack to the time when Candace got 50 patches, though she points out that she technically got 49 - she only got 50 because of a world record patch.
* Adyson suggesting that the Fireside Girls should get stung by [[Franchise/SpiderMan radioactive bees]] so they can communicate with bees and get their beekeeping patches.
-->'''Holly''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Um, we don't have access to radioactive bees]].
-->'''Ginger''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, that's what's wrong with that plan]].
** Earlier in the same scene:
-->'''Gretchen:''' "In the guideline for the beekeeping patch, it says that a good beekeeper tries to think like a bee."
-->'''Katie:''' [[LiteralMinded "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz."]]
* Poofenplotz being rejected by L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., and then referring to it as a "boys' club".
* The fact that Poofenplotz's plan made no logical sense at all, making her look as competent as Doof. To elaborate: bee larvae who eat royal jelly grow up to be queen bees. [[InsaneTrollLogic Therefore]], if Poofenplotz eats enough royal jelly she will grow 40 times larger, live 40x longer, become queen of the world, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick grow a huge grotesque abdomen for laying eggs]]...[[WorthIt but she can live with that]].
** Pinky's BrainBleach reaction to that mental image
** Poofenplotz channeling...[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Galadriel]]. That is all.
* Phineas asks Isabella if she wants honey with her iced tea, though the way he said it made Isabella think he was calling ''her'' honey.
* It is revealed that Admiral Acronym has an intern named ''Carla'', who not only looks like Carl but even comes from an "entire family of unpaid interns".
* Poofenplotz's [[FreezeFrameBonus rejection letter]] from L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.:
--> Dear Esmeralda Poofenplotz,
--> We regret to you that your application for membership has been denied. Based on your past schemes, we have deemed that you're not even close to our standard for admission.
--> Feel free to re-apply after you've come up with something really evil. At the very least, get yourself a decent lab coat.
--> Sincerely,
--> Heinz Doofenshmirtz
** And how come Doof is signing L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. documents anyway?
*** To demonstrate that EvenEvilHasStandards.
* Poofenplotz: "I don't believe it! Fortune is smiling on me like the creepy guy on the corner of third and main!"

[[AC: Great Balls of Water]]
* The part where we view Candace's mind, especially when we see a third Candace who is completely bonkers.
* Doof's whole double negative plot was pretty funny too.
* Loop-de-loop Street.
* Lampshading galore, even by the standards of this show, including both Doofenshmirtz and Linda giving summaries of typical daily events (from their point of view).
** Doof gets one particular gem: "Oh, now it's stuck in random fire mode! Why would I even put that mode on there?!"
* Candace talking the Jeremy and once again trying to appear cool and [[NotHelpingYourCase immediately undermining herself]]:
-->'''Candace:''' "Not that I play with dolls. I just have a few on my shelf next to my unicorn." (FacePalm).

[[AC: Where's Pinky?]]
* Pinky is revealed to be good with computers - well, grabbing them and smashing them on people as a weapon, anyway.
* The tour guide who would not let anyone leave.
** His lampshading that musical numbers are characteristic of Danville, which of course leads into one. As it turns out, it's the only part of the tour the visitors find enjoyable.
** The fact that the planet Venus is apparently Danville's Director of Regional Marketing.
** "And that's why the Captial Building was moved here from Sri Lanka on the backs of Seven Sea Turtles"
** "I am the ruler of the Tri-State Area!"
* When Doof is invisible and in front of an elevator button, a man unknowingly pokes him.
* Buford under the influence of Phineas and Ferb's machine.
* Buford and Monogram asking for rimshots after they crack jokes.
* Gretchen giving a talk on zombie invasions.
* Doof's first guess at a security password is ''"[[{{Franchise/Tron}} Reindeer Flotilla]]"''... '''and it turns out that was actually the correct password!'''
* Everyone assuming Pinky is Perry's pet dog.

[[AC: Knot My Problem]]
* "Back in the days when men wore mini-skirts..."
* The ending, where Candace suddenly becomes very hungry due to Doof's inator and ''devours the entire knot (made of licorice)''. And Buford's response?
-->'''Buford:''' [[CallBack I'm so in love with her right now.]]
* The WhosOnFirst that ensues from the confusion between "not" and "knot".
* Perry having to dig his own lair entrance.
* Doofenshmirtz rejecting advice on [[CutLexLuthorACheck how easily to use his inator for monetary gain]] in favor of his own ZanyScheme.

[[AC: Just Desserts]]
* Doof and Perry, on a sugar rush, as jumping buddies.
* This dialogue, after Candace has worn out her voice recording the audio version of the [[GreatBigBookOfEverything Fireside Girls Compendium Guide]]:
-->'''Irving''': Umm... I'd like you to do one more take on that last chapter.
-->'''Candace''': I'd like to hurt you.
-->'''Irving''': That's a wrap!
* [[DeadpanSnarker Lawrence]] talking about British stereotypes.
* The dedication to the Fireside Girls Compendium Guide.
* Though this episode wasn't paired with "Knot My Problem", it aired right after it in its debut. At the beginning of the episode, Baljeet wonders if they will be forced to eat the climbing wall (which is made out of organic material), as though it was a CallBack to Candace eating the Gordian knot in "Knot My Problem".

[[AC: La Candace-Cabra]]
* "You are so busted... for something!"
* Monogram declaring humans as the superior species, only to receive growls from the OWCA agents.
* Phineas declares the chupacabra to be a myth, comparing it to [[AllMythsAreTrue the Klimpaloon and the Lake Nose Monster]], both of with have appeared in the show.
* Doofenshmirtz traps Perry over a shark tank, but Perry gets out and stands in front of Doof. He then uses his inator to switch Perry's places [[WhatanIdiot with the]] [[ThreateningShark shark.]]
* Doof and Perry's fight on a plane. Offscreen, we hear the two fighting. Onscreen, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment we see the two engage in father-son bonding activities, like fishing and Doof teaching Perry how to ride a trike.]]
* Doofenshmirtz's name for his hair growth product, and obliviousness as to why "Get Back Hair" isn't selling.
* [[MySignificanceSenseIsTingling Candace can sense when the boys' invention is judging her.]]
* '''Stacy:''' So, since you're in "busting" mode, I take it my services are no longer required. ''({{Beat}}, Stacy begins to leave)'' Yep, I'm superfluous.

[[AC: Happy Birthday, Isabella]]
* Part of Stacy's reasoning when convincing Perry not to wipe her memory: she's only 10 minutes away from finishing a scary horror movie, and doesn't want to have to watch the whole thing again.
* Buford using a bag to transport Isabella when she is trying to assert her desire to be with Phineas, and expressing her frustration towards Baljeet.
--> '''Isabella:''' *Gestures to bag* All I want for my birthday is some alone time with - ''never mind''. *Walks off*
--> '''Baljeet:''' [[LiteralMinded You wanted to be alone with this bag?]]
* At the start of the episode, Stacy immediately realizes that Candace would be focused on busting, so she just immediately leaves her to watch a horror movie on her own.
* Doof lampshading how he always gets called a pharmacist just because of his lab coat.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Really? Really? W-why does everyone just stampede to ''that'' conclusion? Other people wear lab coats you know. Why, why don't you say, "Oh look a rocket scientist." Or a veterinarian?\\
'''Stacy''': Are you a veterinarian?\\
'''Doofenshmirtz''': No... but that's not the point.
* Milly calling the Big Idea a "grand and glorious and potentially bustable gift".
* Buford putting Isabella back in the sack to carry her about two feet.
* After Isabella blows out the candles on the giant cake and confetti shoots out:
-->'''Phineas''': So. Did you get what you wish for?\\
'''Isabella''': Uh...\\
'''Buford''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah. It's every girl's wish to have her backyard covered in litter.]]
* When Holly asks Candace what she is doing with her phone out:
-->'''Holly''': What are you doing?\\
'''Candace''': Waiting for things to get dangerous so I can call my mom to come bust the boys.\\
'''Holly''': ''(referring to the giant birthday cake shooting confetti)'' That's not dangerous?\\
'''Candace''': Dude, this is nothing. It'll get worse.
* The LyricalDissonance of Isabella's song; it's supposed to be about how she wants to spend some time with Phineas, but all the activities she mentions doing involves stuff like being trapped under rubble, moving a piano or getting braces in a subway car.
* The CreditsGag set the next day, with Candace overlooking the backyard when Phineas asks, "Where's Perry?"
-->'''Candace:''' Where do you think Perry goes every day, Stace?
-->'''Stacy:''' [[BadLiar How do I know? Why are you asking me?]] [[MotorMouth How should I know? Uh, don't look at me!]]
-->'''Candace:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Eh, I don't know why I was asking you.
-->'''Stacy:''' ''(voiceover)'' Whoo! No one suspects a thing.
* This exchange at Isabella's birthday party:
-->'''Phineas:''' Check it out! We made your favorite: a red velvet cake - with a little surprise...\\
'''Baljeet:''' Oh, I hope they do not have a male dancer popping out of it.\\
'''Buford:''' They asked, but they couldn't afford me.

[[AC: Love at First Byte]]
* The ending, where Linda finally busts Phineas and Ferb... for not cleaning up towels. Even funnier, Candace isn't satisfied with this and thinks Linda is making fun of her.
* When Candace learns that Linda asked Phineas and Ferb to make the lightshow for the party, she becomes catatonic and depressed for the majority of the episode.
* Perry being disguised as a balloon animal... the balloon animal in question being himself.

[[AC: One Good Turn]]
* The original dance of contrition, which included, among other things:
** Placing chickens on your head.
** Eating a feather bed.
** Putting a jelly donut in your pants and dancing.
** Writing a letter to a chimpanzee.
** Painting a portrait underwater. (which is rather good despite it being underwater)
** Moving to France and refusing to speak French. (which the singer is especially adamant about not doing)
** Pulling your shirt over your head.
** Jumping into a lake while wearing a dress.
** Running in circles in a chicken... field thing while clucking.
** Eating corn in a mud pit with pigs.
** Juggling piglets with an angry cook.
** And finally (somehow) splitting an atom in a breakfast nook. (complete with a DoNotTryThisAtHome subtitle)
* The fact that the dance of contrition was updated from the 40s into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOsTyklk8ms something that wasn't embarrassing]], making Doof's plan pointless.
* Monogram's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment brief]] MajorGeneralSong.
* Perry's ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk'' inspired entrance involving a map room of Danville. He uses a magnifying glass to open a door to his lair. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome The map then bursts into flames, forcing him to run for a fire extinguisher.]]
* Ginger and Stacey's exchange at the start of the obstacle course: Ginger smiles and waves, Stacey glares and gives her an 'I'm watching you' gesture:
-->'''Isabella:''' "What was that all about?"
-->'''Ginger:''' "Oh, that's our secret sign for 'I love you, Sis.'" (beat) "I think."

[[AC: Thanks But No Thanks]]
* Perry showing Doof that he could just ask his neighbor to stop playing bagpipes instead of having an entire scheme involving it.
** Followed by Perry tipping the inflated Doof off of the building. The little wave he gives him sells it.
* Monty and Carl having to set up a near-death experience for Major Monogram just to get him to thank Carl. And even after that, Monty ''still'' has to forcibly remind Major Monogram to do so.
* This dialogue:
-->'''Monty''': Alright, Carl, I get it, what do you want?\\
'''Carl'''': I want your father to disown you, and adopt me.\\
'''Monty''': [[OnlySaneMan Okay, what do you want within reason?]]

[[AC: Troy Story]]
* The premise of the episode involves Phineas and Ferb recreating the Trojan war in their style, yet the characters' ultimately take their artistic license way too far, resulting in bagpipes, rock music, Trojan platypuses, Trojan dinosaurs and flying chariots with lasers.
** BAGPIPE SOLO!!!
** Irving waits a little too long to contribute to the song, practically saying [[WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock "Darn, that's the end."]]
* When Phineas states he will play Paris, Isabella immediately gets overexcited and declares that she will play Helen. The best part is that she ''wraps her arm around Phineas'', only for the both of them to feel awkward immediately afterwards.
* The end credits for this episode are some of the funniest in a while, where Candace goes to a book club with her friends, and explains the Iliad through how Phineas and Ferb did it because she found the book too boring. Jeremy immediately realises the truth, though he points out nobody else likely read it either.
--> '''Stacy:''' I just come to book club for the tea.
* Buford has Irving climb into the Trojan platypus. He then steps on it with a Trojan T-Rex.
-->'''Irving:''' "Why'd you even make me get in here?!"

[[AC: Druselsteinoween]]
* MM and Carl ''both'' dressing up like Carmen Miranda.
* At one point Doof asks Perry to take off his secret agent hat and put on his adventure hat. Perry then takes his hat off and puts it back on again.
* Candace arriving at the party and having a short conversation with Vanessa about how they both dressed as a vampire queen, Candace lampshading how unlikely it was, with Stacy choosing that moment to walk up, wearing the ''exact same outfit'', then deciding to change.
** Stacy then wears a Scarlet Pimpernel costume, only to realise most of the teenage boys are wearing it. They really need to restock the costume shops.
*** Luckily Vanessa gets her to take advantage of this when Monogram spots Vanessa dancing with Monty.
** Perhaps it's because the existence of a song ''specifically'' written for couples dressed up as Vampire Queens and Scarlet Pimpernels.
* Isabella, dressed as Cinderella, attempted to throw more hints at Phineas by "losing" a slipper by throwing it away.
** Of course, it doesn't work, and Isabella has to fish her shoe out of the punch bowl.
-->'''Baljeet:''' "Can I please have some punch?"
-->'''Isabella:''' "You don't want to drink that."
* The logical conclusion of Monty's swashbuckling window exit.
* Doof's interpretation of one kid's Franchise/HarryPotter costume:
-->'''Doof:''' "Alright, class dunce with a fake scar."

[[AC: Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror]]
* Candace knocking down furniture to stop Ducky Momo, only for him to just ''walk around it''.
* Doofenshmirtz wastes his second wish on gaining control over "cheese and crackers!", which he shouts after Perry drops a bookshelf on his foot. Perry struggles with the cheeses for a while, but then turns the tables by shredding one and eating his way out.
-->'''Doof:''' "I don't know how I forgot cheese was edible."
* For his last wish, Doof tries to be careful with the wording... only to botch it up by wishing he was "the head of the Tri-State Area", and he is turned into a giant floating head.
* Isabella's immediate reaction to the evil platypus clone is to suggest they [[Film/{{Aliens}} "Take off and nuke the site from orbit."]]
* One of the platypus clones pours grape juice on himself just so he'll have a partner for tennis.
* Baljeet's "life coach" is a singing cowboy named Rusty Britches.
* Rusty noisily drags over his "thinkin' bench" just so he can [[CaptainMorganPose put his foot up on it]].
* Creator/AlexHirsch as Officer Concord, the "Juice Time Juice Box Flavor Cop".
* The final scene with Mr. Macabre, revealing his frame story was inside of another frame story: him applying for a business loan.

[[AC: Face Your Fear]]
* Jeremy being ''too'' GenreSavvy and misjudging how long it would take for Candace to use the satellite technology to her advantage.
* The CallBack to "Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)".
* Doofenshmirtz trying to genetically modify a mouse so it can fly, only to get bitten and decide that he should just use a bat instead.
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' …and then I remembered I have a very mild phobia of bats. *EyePop*
** As the giant bat chases him around his apartment:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Scram, you flying gerbil!
* Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa both comment that the bat sort of looks like a distant relative. Specifically, [[https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/File:Vanessa_and_Narthelliot.jpg this guy]].
* Giant kittens. That is all.
* Ferb's surprise at Phineas' declaration that they were going to make a mere foam fire hydrant. He goes with it when Phineas explains it more, though.
* The part where Isabella thought Baljeet said something weird when he just said "Where is Perry?"
* The Irish Rover... a robot rover that is in Ireland. There's even a short song about it.
* "Meanwhile, at the Danville Space Laboratory..."
--> '''Painter:'''(Having just finished painting "Danville Space Labrador") LABORATORY?! DOH! JS... DAAH!
* Norm's introduction:
-->'''Norm:''' "I found your radio, sir! It was embedded in your car's dashboard."

[[AC: Cheers for Fears]]
* Doof's fear that becomes real turns out to be [[CallBack a group of vending machines who want to take over]].
* When Buford says his grandma smells like flowers, Phineas refers back to the time he said that his grandma('s house, but whatever because she probably smells like the house) smelt like ant pheromones. Buford then proceeds to say that it was his ''other'' grandma who smells like ant pheromones.
* The peek into Ferb's mind.
* Candace and Buford speaking "Sullen".
* The fortune cookie jokes.
* Candace taking pictures of objects based on the vaguest connections to Jeremy, and Phineas and Ferb being able to interpret her intentions perfectly.
* Doofenshmirtz destroys his own invention entirely willingly.
* Baljeet notices the ray from Doofenshmirtz's inator hitting the yard.
* Phineas and Ferb's invention literally flying away.
* Stacy at the checkout counter: her purchases consist of a watermelon and several dozen hair-bows.

[[AC: Steampunx]]
* The RunningGag of 1903 Doofenshmirtz's proclamations being obscured by the noise of his machine.
** In particular the silent movie sequence featuring this gag was hilarious.
* The nod to ''[[ShowWithinAShow Horse in a Bookcase]]''.
* Steampunk Doof recognizing how Swerry the Swan sounds like "swearing" after he calls him foul-mouthed.
* Candace ''actually calling Phineas and Ferb [[LampshadeHanging steampunks]]'' when trying to bust them.
* When Phineas asks what else they should do that day, Isabella suggests that they [[ShipTease formally begin courting]].
* Pneumatic Pnorman apparently has trouble telling objects apart, so instead of finding Doof's World's Fair coin, he comes back with Vanessa. When Doof tells him that's his daughter not a coin, he replies "no wonder she didn't fit in the gumball machine." Her expression is hilariously resigned and completely unimpressed.

[[AC: Just Our Luck]]
* Danny Jacob playing [[SourceMusic the background music]].
* Perry sleeping for most of his time at Doofenshmirtz's.
* Norm acting as a watchdog.
* Planty the Potted Plant making another appearance (and being relocated).
* The sports commentators having to leave when it turns out they don't have a permit to commentate on top of the building they were on.
* Doofenshmirtz and Candace's streaks of good luck, up to the song on Doof's radio ending just as he reaches his destination.
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Phineas and Ferb's invention being literally swallowed up by the Earth.]]
* The reveal that Doofenshmirtz had had an actual encounter with a genie, explaining his previous ramblings about {{Jerkass Genie}}s
** Not only that, but the fact that he inadvertently wished he was an Oscar Meyer weiner!
* Ferb's DelayedReaction to the hammer hitting his foot.
* When Monogram is briefing Perry on his mission, he mentions the other agents are at "Agent Con". Cut to the other agents waiting in line. Lila notes that [[TheSmurfettePrinciple "once again, she's the only girl"]], but doesn't notice or care that she's also the only human.
* Once Doofenshmirtz's luck turns back to normal, he notes that at least he still has a truck full of canned almond brittle, opens a can but has snakes fly out instead and notes that he really shouldn't accept canned confectionery from clowns.

[[AC: Return Policy]]
* Phineas disagreeing with Isabella's enthusiastic commentary.
* Doofenshmirtz's inator returning his money in pennies.
* Monogram having to get used to having two separate eyebrows.
* "It's a normal bodily function, Jeremy. Get over it."
* Buford physically interacting with the numbers Baljeet visualizes above his head.
* When Linda invites Candace to come to the store with her.
-->'''Candace:''' "But someone has to be home to bust the boys!"
-->'''Linda:''' "They're playing baseball. It's not exactly a criminal offense."
-->'''Candace:''' "Oh, it will be! ''It will be!''"

[[AC: Live and Let Drive]]
* Monogram starting to tell Perry Doofenshmirtz's plan, only to remember that Doof must have already monologued it to Perry.
* The shark turning out to be an O.W.C.A. agent.
* Candace completely missing out on Phineas and Ferb's project, which occurs entirely in the background.
* [[Series/TopGear The announcers]] dismissing the possibility of Doofenshmirtz playing foul because "that only happens in cartoons".
* The severe number of James Bond references in this episode.
* When Doof gave Perry "the works", he threw ''everything'' at him...KitchenSinkIncluded!
* The announcers many attempts and subsequent manglings of Doofenshmirtz's last name.

[[AC: Father's Day]]
* Doofenshmirtz uses a cannon to shoot Perry and himself to Drusselstein, but instead of getting them there directly he reveals that he had to position multiple cannons around the world for the method to work (and even then they miss a connecting cannon at least once).
* Perry's entrance is a playground slide, initially suggesting that he will slide down into his lair. Instead, he climbs to the top and it lifts off into the air where Monogram briefs him. He only uses the slide once it has taken him to Doofenshmirtz's building.
* Monogram's Father's Day gift... from Carl.
-->'''Monogram''': Yes, it's a lovely tie, but I'm not your father!\\

[[AC: Imperfect Storm]]
* Candace misinterpreting "Du Bois", as "the boys" when talking to Linda, which leads her to think that Phineas and Ferb actually got busted when Linda mentions that the Du Bois landscape artists are making her frustrated.
* Pierre constantly misinterpreting Floraine, and the latter's reveal that he is actually capable of speaking English.
* Candace's musical number appears to end... but the next time the episode cuts back to her, she is still singing it.
* As the kids' giant kites get caught up in the storm, Buford (riding a pirate themed kite) hands over his hat to Baljeet.
-->'''Buford:''' Just remember, Baljeet, a captain always goes down with the ship. ''(jumps down)''
-->'''Baljeet:''' ''(not at all realizing the problem here)'' Oh boy, a promotion!

[[AC: The Return of the Rogue Rabbit]]
* Isabella's initial reaction to Phineas suggesting that they take the puppet show up to the next level.
* Doofenshmirtz trying to go down a miniature up escalator.
* Monogram and Carl show up at the end wearing disguises to retrieve Dennis, sparking a small debate among Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Stacy about how suspicious-looking the two are.
* Phineas ''delivering'' the "aren't you a little young" line for once (to a baby-faced truck driver).
* A good portion of the "Giant Puppet" song is a LiteralMusicVideo.
* Isabella's puppet show is a parody of ''The Godfather'', and she even gives the "Denmother" character a Brando voice.
* After Norm says that Dennis looks so cute and soft, Doof makes a reference to ''Literature/OfMiceAndMen'' by calling Norm "Lennie".
* While Doof is watching the fight between Perry and Dennis:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "You see, I installed a bunch nano-bot cameras on his backpack."
-->'''Norm:''' "Who installed them?"
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "It was my idea!"

[[AC: It's No Picnic]]
* The options on Doof's Teleport-inator:
** Home
** Random
** Ice cream shoppe
** The friend zone
** Inside a goat
** [[CallBack Easter Island]]
** Lair
** Wonderland
** Lotsmo Emporium
** Dungeon
** Closet
** My lair
** Dry cleaners
** Crocodile nest
** Niki's office
** [[CallBack My pants]]
** Mars
** 2 streets away
** Turkish prison
* Vanessa getting transported into theater, the funny part being that she got transported into a Ducky Momo movie... with Candace sitting a few seat from her singing along with the kids in the theater to the Ducky Momo theme.
* "And now, to send my daughter to the movies!" *ScareChord*
** It turns out that the same quartet who sing Doof's evil jingle also provide some of his dramatic musical stings.
* Isabella getting [[http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WcQUMIeQ3Vk/U1ykhbY7mfI/AAAAAAAAAYo/W78DlTeFkxg/s1600/It overexcited]] when it's just her and Phineas. She even has to slap herself to get her to calm down!
** Meanwhile, Phineas doesn't react at ''all.''
* When Irving is watching Isabella and Phineas' picnic, the Fireside Girls put him into a bag and take him to their base of operations. What's the first thing he does? Trying to flirt with them.
* Isabella saying that she only has a "bit" of a crush on Phineas, in which she is immediately called out on.
** Right after the scene, Candace questions this by commenting on his triangular shaped head. Isabella just responds by saying how [[IncrediblyLamePun acute]] it is.
* After Ferb is teleported into the backyard from the dentist, when he tries to talk, it is unintelligible because he still has Novocaine in his mouth.
** The closed captioning is even more hilarious, because it literally transcribes what he said as "Ab flabahem abla flapabla."
** When Linda took him away at the beginning of the episode, Phineas notes that he's never seen Ferb so nervous before.
* Buford and Baljeet do another "Peanut butter in my chocolate" parody.
** And rather than eat it, they both agree to KillItWithFire.
* During the credits, Candace and Vanessa perform a hard rock cover of the Ducky Momo song.

[[AC: The Klimpaloon Ultimatum]]
* Phineas and the gang pretty much recreate the LeeroyJenkins viral video, with Buford in the title role. The attention to detail in recreating the scene is ''insane''.
* Perry becoming famous as a Rastafarian warthog.
* Slamm Hammer saying that he will stop at nothing to disprove Klimpaloon's existence. Turns out [[AmbiguousSyntax he literally stopped at doing nothing]].
* Mr. Random's monologue getting heard by everyone via microphone.
* "Trees are Made of Wood".
* Klimpaloon dancing in "The Ballad of Klimpaloon".
* Linda and Lawrence try to present despite the malfunctions of the platform of the microphone.

[[AC: Operation Crumb Cake]]
* Isabella's [[OhCrap reaction]] upon hearing that her grandmother never actually mailed a romantic letter meant for Isabella's grandfather, only moments after writing a ''very'' romantic letter meant for Phineas.
* Ferb completely steals the show, despite only having three lines!
* This is one of the few occasions [[BornLucky Phineas]] gets zapped with an -inator, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtk__kgL6gU this]] is the result.
** Upon returning to normal, all he can do is wonder why he just did that.
* Norm undoing everything upon getting hit by the inator:
-->'''Norm:''' "Now to put the giblets back into the chicken!"
* Isabella and the Fireside Girls' whole pursuit of the letter through the post office and beyond:
-->'''Isabella:''' "We will get that letter back, no matter how nicely or politely we have to ask!"

[[AC: Mandace]]
* Doofenshmirtz and Perry fighting while being turned into various different forms, which can all somehow physically interact properly despite just being holograms.
* Candace attempting to find out what Jeremy "really" means when he talks, only to find that there are no hidden meanings.
* The end credits, in which Candace and Jeremy turn the statement "Cool" into a StupidStatementDanceMix.
** Also strangely sweet, as it demonstrates what united front these two have become.
* Perry being unable to use any of his lair entrances in the beginning.
* Doof's endless progression of better and better people he could impersonate.
** "So then I thought, why be a brigadier general when I could be a ''major'' general? I mean, why not? I'm a [[ModernMajorGeneral modern guy!]] And then I though, maybe I'm still shooting too low, why be a major general when I could be a ''lieutenant'' general? And then I thought, why-" (Perry punches him)
* Candace asking Stacy for advice on what 'cool' means:
-->'''Candace:''' "Did it mean like 'cool, I totally want to hang out with you,' or 'cool, I really wanted to see that movie,' or 'cool, like I think you're being cold and distant'?"
-->'''Stacy:''' "Not that one."
* A subtle one: Jeremy describes the pizza guy (Candace in disguise) as having been "the most popular senior two years in a row."

[[AC: Lost in Danville]]
* Phineas and Ferb's attempts to open the capsule, including dropping pianos on it.
* Doofenshmirtz explaining good nemesis behavior to Professor Mystery. Complete with a bunch of chorus girls who walk in to sing a song with him (and wheel him about in his restraints) then walk straight back out once the song is finished.
-->'''Mystery:''' "How did you get ''chorus girls'' in here?"
-->'''Doof:''' ".They're union. They'll travel."
** It's established that Danville is known for its spontaneous musical numbers, but then you remember that Mystery is from ''Seattle.'' [[FridgeBrilliance No wonder he's confused.]]
* Despite Bernie looking nothing like him, he initially claims that he's Phineas from the future, then changes his story and says that he's Baljeet, who points out that they're not even the same ethnicity, so he claims that he's Isabella, who points out that doesn't make sense either.
* All of Doofenshmirtz's interactions with Professor Mystery:
-->'''Mystery:''' "Mystery is my allure!"
-->'''Doof:''' "Oh, this is going to be a fun conversation."
* The ending that reveals the entire episode took place in another dimension.

[[AC: The Inator Method]]
* Doofenshmirtz giving a seminar on how to rule the Tri-State Area. (It, of course, turns out to be a ploy for him to achieve that very thing.)
* After being defeated, Doofenshmirtz is left only in his undergarments as an angry mob pursues him. Upon exiting the building, he looks to make sure nobody is watching, and then continues running.
* The kids do their planetary role call:
-->'''Buford:''' Oo-ra-nose, check!
-->'''Baljeet:''' Buford, that is ''not'' how it is pronounced.
-->'''Buford:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall It is on this channel!]]
** It's also a pretty clever example of [[ShownTheirWork showing their work]], as "Ouranos" is the original Greek name for deity the planet was named after.

[[AC: Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension]]
* The parody of the opening of the Fellowship of the Ring, complete with fake Elvish whispering.
* Candace-2 trying ice-cream.
* Watching the kids play sports with no knowledge of it beforehand.
* Ferb-2 mentioning that he only gets one line per episode, only to remain silent when Charlene-2 asks him why. Arguably becomes funnier when Ferb-2 actually talks again later in the episode and thus showing that it isn't that specific.
* Doof-2 being a coward when he is faced with combat.

[[AC: Doof 101]]
* The cheesy "Doof 101" theme song.
* Principal Lang [[TheExitIsThatWay backs into a broom closet]] while warning Doofenshmirtz to behave himself.
* "Why does everyone always think I'm brooding? It's [[BigOlUnibrow my brow]], isn't it?"
* When Doof is trying to find a way to inject Johnny with the antidote:
-->'''Doof:''' Nobody has a crossbow, do they?
-->'''Becky:''' I do! (''everyone stares at her'') Why, is that weird?
* Based on their quick cameo, poor Phineas and Ferb are now under the impression that high school is going to be fun.

[[AC: Act Your Age]]
* Phineas is shown to have trouble deciding on a college...because he literally has a shin-deep pile of acceptance letters, including one for a college in ''Norway''.
* Baljeet's introduction for the episode features him walking into Phineas and Ferb's room speaking in a deep voice...and then clearing his throat and remarking that he had something stuck in it in the voice he's had since the show started. Apparently his voice never broke.
* The RunningGag with Buford describing something with a summary for a movie plot, Baljeet telling him it's pretentious and Buford thanking him.
* When Phineas mentions that the college in England that Ferb plans to attend sounds like a wizard's school, Ferb indignantly protests "It's not a wizard's school." Then there's a beat before he admits "Well, there is ''some'' wizarding."
* Carl and Irving discussing how Monogram is "in a better place" now, [[NoLongerWithUs implying that he had passed away]]. It turns out they were actually referring to how he's spending his retirement days in Bora Bora.
* With Doofenshmirtz having given up evil, Perry is now on vacation... in the Flynn-Fletchers' backyard tree.
* Baljeet taking note that Isabella had looked at Phineas with hearts in her eyes when they were younger, and wondering how that was even possible.
* Buford's solution in case the plan to get Isabella and Phineas together doesn't work is to prepare a sign reading "Think about love".
* Buford's comment about what's in the fridge.
* Adyson giving Ginger advice on how to manipulate Baljeet. Made more hilarious by the fact that Baljeet knows ''exactly'' what she's doing and considers it how they show their love.
* The entirety of Doof's mid-life crisis, especially the part where he's buying a sports car.
** When he tries to hit on his sky-diving instructor:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' You know, one of the best things about being a successful scientists is that I get to meet lots of attractive women, like yourself.
-->'''Jump Instructor:''' You want to know the best part about being a jump instructor? ''(pushes him out of the plane)''
-->'''Perry:''' ''(tips his hat to her and jumps out after him)''
* Ginger's lingering jealousy towards Mishti.
--> '''Adyson:''' (''long-suffering tone'') Let it go, Ginge. Let it go.
* Apparently, Lawrence's version of a midlife crisis is switching from Earl Grey to Darjeeling. Linda's response to this development probably reflects the audience's though possibly not in the same way.
--> Linda: (''flatly'') You are a mad-man.
* Swampy being so teary-eyed that when a portion of "What Might Have Been" is playing during the credits, you can ''hear him crying'' during the song, to the point that an annoyed Dan tells him to get a grip.
** Dan's discomfort with Swampy getting emotional and eventually pulling a INeedToGoIronMyDog to get away.
** Dan and Swampy's segments in general were pretty funny - they even make a joke about the suggestion that Perry should get a girlfriend.
* Carl saying "great googly moogly" in the place of Monogram.
* Phineas saying that he's "stuck in the friendzone" with Isabella. His completely honest delivery just makes it hilarious.
** This is funnier if you consider that he's technically ''right'' since the "friendzone" can be defined as "having romantic feelings for someone but only being friends with them instead of dating."
* Doofenshmirtz' whole motivation: he desperately wants to have a mid-life crisis, because it seems so ''fun''!
* Vanessa ending the episode by messing with Ferb:
-->'''Vanessa:''' "I never knew she had a thing for him."
-->'''Ferb:''' "Seriously?"
-->'''Vanessa:''' "No, I'm just messing with you. ''Everyone'' knew!"
* When Dr. Doofenshmirtz zaps himself with his midlife-crisis-inator, Perry hurries off screen and comes back toting a set of defibrillators with the air of someone who has done this many times before.
* While the ''What Might Have Been'' song is mostly a {{Tearjerker}}, it does list one of the romantic things Phineas can do for Isabella as [[VomitDiscretionShot holding her hair back if she gets sick with salmonella]].
* Why didn't Baljeet ever tell Phineas about Isabella's crush on him before? "We are guys, we do not talk about feelings."
* Buford's description of their romance efforts: "It'll be like love kicked them both in the face."

[[folder:Specials]]
[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!]]
* "[[CrossesTheLineTwice Follow me!]]"
** "PLOW!"
* Linda muttering a quick "Forgive me, boys," before asking Candace how Phineas and Ferb are doing, putting her into "bust 'em" mode and distracting her from her worries about finding the perfect gift for Jeremy.
* The sightings of Santa Claus that echo the famous Patterson Footage of Bigfoot, the Surgeon's Photograph of Nessie, and the stock picture of the Shroud of Turin.
* The partridge from Perry's trap jamming along with Doofenshmirtz's song.
* This:
-->'''Major Monogram:''' Carl! Stop filming your butt!
-->''(Carl points camera at Monogram's rear)''
-->'''Major Monogram:''' Film mine! It's a party! Wah-hey!
* Isabella can clairvoyantly sense when someone elsewhere is using her catchphrase.
* Buford saying "It's not a clubhouse?" somehow gets funnier every time, as does Candace laughing her ass off when people mention letters to Santa.
* That little rap thing Candace sings after "That Christmas Feeling".
* Candace constantly translating her metaphors into literal terms... including "metaphors" she didn't even use.
* Ferb hands Phineas a blueprint, causing Phineas to turn away and yell in protest. Ferb flips the blueprint right side up, upon which Phineas calms down and says, "Oh, yeah. That's it!"
* Candace SayingTooMuch while trying to encourage Jeremy to go along with her ZanyScheme.
* Candace bursting into mocking laughter every time someone mentions "letters to Santa", even supposedly out of earshot.
* Phineas' repeated attempts to invoke a CatapultNightmare when it's announced Christmas has been cancelled.
* This gem from [[MoodWhiplash Where Did We Go Wrong?]]:
-->'''Phineas''': All except for Buford, 'cause he's got that whole "last minute reprieve" theory.\\
'''Buford''': It's gonna work. You watch.
* Candace meets Santa's elves:
-->'''Clewn't:''' "Ah, yes; Candace Flynn."
-->'''Candace:''' "You know who I am?"
-->'''Clewn't:''' "That's...not a good thing."
* When Baljeet confesses he wants a kiss for Christmas, Buford walks away. A pretty [[JustForPun straight]] "no homo"-style joke, until:
-->'''Baljeet:''' Do not flatter yourself!
* Isabella bringing up how she celebrates Hanukkah while everyone else is sad about Christmas being cancelled.
-->'''Isabella:''' Oh, um, we don't celebrate Christmas. But I got the coolest stuff for Hanukkah. Eight straight days of dreams come true.
-->[{{Beat}} as everyone looks at her]
-->'''Isabella:''' [Realizing what she said] I mean... I'm with you guys. Boo, no Christmas.

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!]]
* The "You're Watching Television" gag. WIN.
* Chaka Khan's appearance in the "I Believe We Can" song. While Clay Aiken's appearance is chuckle worthy, it's just no match for Chaka's epic entrance and dramatic running. While dressed as Ferb.
* What is the first thing that happens when Phineas and Ferb arrive in Tokyo? [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guQPUBecZRs& CARAMELLDANSEN!]] And look for Isabella [[MemeticMutation with a leek.]]
** "Man, Tokyo's a fun town!" "I have no idea what just happened."
* Klimpaloon, [[OurMonstersAreWeird the Magical Old-Timey Bathing Suit That Lives in the Himalayas]]. That is all.
** "NANG NANG NANG NANG NANG"
---> '''Candace''': That's not helping!
---> (''Klimpaloon looks around and walks off, depressed'')
* ''(Water splashes on a mime, removing his make-up)''
-->'''Mime:''' Hey, everyone! I can talk!
* ''This'' [[ShoutOut reference]].
--> '''Phineas:''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Look! A sponge and a starfish!]] There's gotta be something we can make out of this! (tosses them away) [[TakeThat Oh no, that's ridiculous]]!
* The continuing trend of Vanessa's evilness:
-->'''Phineas''': Vanessa, you rented a scooter!
-->'''Vanessa''': [[SureLetsGoWithThat Uh...yeah...]]''[[SureLetsGoWithThat rented]]''...
-->(moments later we see a flyer for a missing scooter)
* Isabella's reaction to Phineas in Paris. After her (somewhat depressing) song "The City of Love", in which Phineas obliviously rebukes her advances, the whole gang meets back up at the boat except for Vanessa, and...well...
-->'''Phineas''': Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?
-->'''Ferb''': She went off with someone else.
-->'''Phineas''': That's too bad. I thought the two of you, you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love. I thought romance was a foregone conclusion.
-->'''Isabella''': *growls and tightens her fist until the pencil she's holding breaks*
-->'''Phineas''': Isabella, did you say something?
-->'''Isabella''': I need a new pencil.
** This CMOF is immediately topped when the very next scene repeats the exchange almost word-for-word with Candace instead of Ferb, and Isabella's [[YourHeadASplode head explodes]]!
** The sight of Isabella getting more and more enraged is hilarious, especially considering that she's ''never'' been seen losing her temper before.
* "I jump, therefore I am." "I dangle, therefore I am."
* Phineas and friends interrupting the 27th Annual Substitute Teacher Day... by flying a giant paper airplane over the proceedings.
-->'''Speaker:''' OK, who's the wise guy?!
* "I hate being a sailor."
* This:
--> '''Buford:''' Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by the imagination.
--> '''Baljeet:''' Voltaire, Buford? Really?
--> '''Buford:''' Oh, I can't help it. Paris does it to me every time.
* During the high-energy race at the end when Buford gives everyone back their bikes:
--> '''Buford:''' Here's Ferb's, here's Phineas', here's Isabella's, and here's -- a recumbent? Really?
--> '''Baljeet:''' Studies say it is better for your back.
--> '''Buford:''' How come I don't have to stand in line to bully you?
* "So, Candace, what is [[ContinuityNod "Ferb" short for?]]" "... [[TheUnReveal I... don't know!]]"
* This part:
-->'''Candace:''' Well, you know when you know someone and you see they have another life away from you and it feels weird?
-->'''Phineas:''' Like when you see your teacher at a grocery store weird? Or like when someone you've known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?
-->'''Candace:''' The... the first thing weird.
-->'''Phineas:''' That's good, because I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat.
* Stacy displaying her lack of knowledge of geography:
--> '''Candace:''' Do you know what they have in France?
--> '''Stacy:''' The pyramids?
** And later:
--> '''Candace:''' Oh, and Stacy; pyramids, really?
--> '''Stacy:''' Oh right. That's in Belgium, isn't it?
** Even funnier is that [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting there really is]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louvre_Pyramid a pyramid in France.]]
* Phineas' TemptingFate moment:
--> '''Phineas:''' Well, looked like everything worked out for the best. That giant wave really put us back on schedule. We might even arrive in Danville ahead of time. You know, barring any unforeseen mishaps. (Ferb's steering wheel breaks off) Oh, like that. That's what I'm talkin' about. (The jet breaks off) And that. (Another piece of the plane breaks off) And that. (Baguettes fly off) Yeah, this is all included in what I was talking about earlier!
* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit in the 'Rubber Bands' number. At one point the gang is being carted around the factory in a wagon being pulled by Buford chasing a cookie on a string.
** Also, as they enter the factory:
-->'''Phineas:''' Do you live up here?
-->'''Uncle Sabu:''' Yes, it's quite a trick, isn't it? [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome It used to be very inconvenient for me,]] but then I built my factory right here, [[JerkAss and now it's inconvenient]] [[BadBoss for everyone else!]]
* The sad mime in Paris who releases a red balloon after all the sad moments, culminating in:
-->'''Balloon Seller:''' "Hey you! Stop letting my balloons go!"
* As they crash into Paris:
-->'''Candace:''' "I'M FEELING VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT THIS!!"
* When Phineas reveals the plane to the group, you hear everyone approve, but also this exchange:
-->'''Phineas:''' Behold! The amazing Sun-Beater 3000!
-->'''Buford:''' [[CaptainObvious It's a name followed by a big number!]]
* Near the end of the special, the gang has to ride the bikes Buford stole from them to get home in time. The only ride available for Candace is her old tricycle. When she refuses to get on it, [[BewareTheNiceOnes Phineas briefly loses his temper]] and [[MemeticMutation infamously snaps]] "GET ON THE TRIKE!"

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne]]
* Doofenshmirtz & Monogram dressed as Kelly - and Vogueing.
* All the hosts making Perry noises.

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel]]
* Even when there were only a few clips and trailer, we already knew of plenty of funny moments.
-->'''Nick Fury''': That's SHIELD. It's an acronym.
-->'''Monogram''': Like OWCA?
-->'''Nick Fury''': Yes, except it's cool.
* Creator/StanLee not only sells Excelsior! Hot Dogs, but he gets to reprise his narrator role from the 80s!
* Red Skull has some great lines.
-->'''Red Skull''': Doofenshmirtz. That sounds Drusselshteinian. I have a cousin who married a Drusselshteinian. SHE IS DEAD TO ME!
* The opening sequence:
--> '''Spider-Man''': Aunt May! Phineas and Ferb are making a {{Crossover}}!
--> '''Phineas''': Yeah, we are! (He and Ferb play a chord).
* Iron Man's armor locked up when his powers were drained, so he had to be wheeled around on a furniture dolly for a significant portion of the episode.
* MM wearing an eyepatch to emulate Nick Fury. It gets even ''funnier'' when he adds a ''second patch'' (which he later swaps out for a beard).
* These words from the Red Skull: "Evil Road Trip"!
**
-->'''MODOK:''' "Ooh, shotgun!"
-->'''Red Skull:''' "YOU DO NOT FIT IN ZE SHOTGUN POSITION!"
** Heck, that entire ''scene'' was hilarious!
** MODOK boasting about how his {{Technopath}}ic abilities allow him to access the internet, only for Whiplash to cut in by saying that he can do the same thing with his phone.
* The fact that Doof tried MODOK's look once, but couldn't get out the front door! It becomes a BrickJoke when MODOK has ''the same problem'' with the door to Doof's inator storage room.
* Whiplash and Red Skull have [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation differing opinions]] on Doofenshmirtz.
-->'''Whiplash:''' Perhaps he is a misunderstood genius.
-->'''Red Skull:''' Or maybe he is a perfectly understood idiot.
* Candace fangirling over the superheroes.
--> '''Candace:''' [[MostFanficWritersAreGirls Will you guys read my fanfiction?]] It's a story where Thor and Hulk decide to learn ice skating and—
-->'''Franchise/SpiderMan:''' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material.]]
** What's truly funny is that Marvel, like a lot of other commercial entertainment companies, isn't allowed to accept unsolicited material. They have strict guidelines which prevent them from even looking at such material.
** When did Candace become a fan of Marvel super heroes? Apparently they had a crossover with Ducky Momo, and she did some research to prepare.
* Baljeet getting hit by gamma rays and Hulking out.
* ''"But I gotta level with ya.. I have no idea who's shooting waffles."''
* "THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM!"
* Doof out with Red Skull and the other villains, committing acts of "[[PokeThePoodle evil]]".
** Whiplash eventually snaps and starts smashing up the mall, the vendor whose cart he smashed was more ticked than angry.
* Every ''moment'' of the power-swapped heroes was hilarious!
* The superheroes wondering if Perry was Comicbook/HowardTheDuck.
--> '''Franchise/SpiderMan:''' You think that was Howard the Duck?
--> '''ComicBook/IronMan:''' Time's of the essence, we've got... [[DelayedReaction No, it wasn't Howard the Duck!]]
--> '''Spider-Man:''' What? I'm just saying.
--> '''Hulk:''' He did have a bill.
* Tony offering the boys internships at Stark Industries.
* Isabella admitting that when Phineas was talking to her that she was only paying attention to Phineas saying her name.
* MODOK passing the Giant Floating Baby Head.
* "SPIDEY SMASH!"
-->"Was he making fun of me?"
-->"A little, yes."
* When Thor regains his powers and summons Mjolnir, it's ''covered'' in parking tickets, and even a ''wheel lock''!
-->'''Thor:''' Oh, for crying out loud!
** It becomes a BrickJoke when you remember that a policewoman put a ticket on the hammer earlier in the episode.
* Whiplash thinking an old lady was with the heroes.
* The end credits, where Phineas and the gang pull off Perry's mask, only to reveal Ducky Momo (it was another mask).
** Candace's reaction: she faints from pure nerdgasm.
* Right after Phineas and Candace make up, Candace sees their mom passing by and decides that as much as she loves her brothers, she ''still'' needs to bust them.
** Pretty much every time their mom just casually looks away whenever the superheroes are fighting.
* Iron Man: "We have Baljeet!"
* Doofenshmirtz trying to find a long enough extension chord to power his disintegrator-inator, and rejecting one for being "too long".
* Doofenshmirtz showing his "evil" inventions to the supervillains, including a "sloth-inator" that will give him the powers of a sloth, "super slowness" and "super leaf-eating".
* Any and all jokes relating to Red Skull's accent.
* When the space station shuts down, it announces that, among other things, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking social network friends are defriended]].
-->'''Candace''': Now that's just mean!
* MODOK being identified as a "giant chicken egg with a face".
* When the "relevant news broadcast" announces some bad news, it turns out to be the cancellation of ''Horse in a Bookcase'' before cutting to the villains wreaking havoc.
* When the heroes' powers get swapped, Iron Man gets Thor's godhood and thinks he can wield Mjolnir, but Thor disabuses that notion by saying that wielding Mjolnir is about worthiness, not power. And to Iron Man's frustration, this means Tony can't use any of Thor's techniques like flying or shooting lightning, as you can only do that...
-->'''Thor & Iron Man:''' ...With the hammer.
** Before that:
-->'''Thor:''' "It's not about power: it's about worthiness."
-->'''Iron Man:''' "Potato, potahto."
-->'''Thor:''' [[{{Beat}} (long pause)]] "...I do not know what that means."
** Hulk gets Tony's powers. Which, lacking a suit, amounts to pretty much nothing.
-->'''Hulk:''' I am feeling entrepreneurial.
* Linda's walking tour on tape mentioning a daycare center that was built on top of an ancient burial ground.
* Doofenshmirtz thinking that the Red Skull's head should be on fire, before considering that he may be [[Comicbook/GhostRider thinking of someone else]].
* When the heroes are shown inside the SHED, they're astonished that it's bigger on the inside. Ferb states that it's simple [[Series/DoctorWho British technology]].
* When Thor has Spider-Man's power and grabs MODOK, Thor can't let go of MODOK and this happens:
-->'''Thor''': I find myself in a sticky situation! Oh no, I've just received Spider-Man's propensity for puns!
* As Isabella and Candace approach the space station:
-->'''Candace:''' "You don't think it's weird that the space station is shaped like Phineas?"
-->'''Isabella:''' "If by 'weird' you mean ''dreamy''!"

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Save Summer]]
* OWCA and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. ending up sharing a space for their events without realizing it because they ''both'' used fake names! The record scratch sound when Doof and MM open the sliding divide (in and attempt to complain about the noise the other group is making) and see each other at the same time sell it.
--> '''Monogram:''' [[OhCrap Huh. What are the odds?]]
* The entire countrified brawl between OWCA and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.
** Also, the fact that OWCA is concealed as "[[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet The Capulet]] Bar Mitzvah" while L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. is "[[Series/HatfieldsAndMcCoys The Hatfield]] Wedding Reception".
** Plus the fact that in Act 5, they have the exact same brawl with the same animation. Dr Diminutive even realizes this!
* Candace believing a butterfly-shaped hair clip is a spider, ''twice''.
* Doof planning to move the Earth just a bit away from the sun so he won't need to wear SPF ''120'' sunblock.
* Linda makes fun of Candace's arachnophobia denial by saying, "You're in charge, Miss Muffet."
* Colonel Contraction's emphasis on the word "DEBACLE!!!"
* When Candace asks Phineas where to watch a videocassette she found, she inadvertently joins the gang's virtual worldwide concert and is seen as a British guard in London, a Swiss Miss in the Swiss Alps, etc.
* Linda and Lawrence's cavern adventure with Saul (voiced by Wallace Shawn).
** When they make it out of the cave, Saul kisses the ground in relief for a few moments before reacting with disgust... because he happened to kiss a bug.
* '''Doofenshmirtz''': "I guess my fortune cookie was right. I ''do'' tend to over-complicate things!"
* The entirety of Irving's Camp Song.
** The song contains some incredibly dark and graphic lyrics that one would probably never expect on a Disney show, notably "Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly/Your large intestines wrapped around a tree".
* This line:
-->'''Buford:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall This must be a special episode.]] [[LampshadeHanging He's yelling at his sister]] [[ContinuityNod again.]]
* The episode's RunningGag involving the Earth blowing up and rolling the credits, thanks to Buford.
* After the OWCA is dismantled, it is revived into... the OWCA.
* Ferb suddenly having an orchestra to emphasize the mood of the characters' current situation.
* Monty's response to having an [[UpToEleven even-bigger goon]] join the four others?
-->'''Monty [[ThisIsGonnaSuck (in a resigned voice) ]]:''' [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing They have a cave troll.]]
* When Phineas explains that he has recruited other kids to set up rockets all over the world, one kid from the team on Mount Haggenhuge is revealed to be a [[{{Pun}} goat]]. Later, the Mount Haggenhuge rocket malfunctions and the goat fixes it by PercussiveMaintenance.
* A fish agent is shown randomly flopping around on the ground at the OWCA headquarters where it had previously not been present. Moments later, a pelican agent passes by and apparently eats the fish.
* The fact that one of the world leaders contacted by LOVEMUFFIN is a dolphin.
* The reason that Doofenshmirtz resents sharing a space in the conference hall is because [[GoodIsBadAndBadIsGood sharing is not evil]].
** And then there's his rant about it to Norm.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Do you realize what would happen if all the other evil organizations found out we were ''sharing''? They'd be all, "Oh, look! There goes L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.! They share! They're gawky and uncoordinated and they wear no-name-brand jeans!" Well, maybe some people can't afford designer jeans, ''Julie''!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Norm:''' Wow, that was...
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Yeah, yeah, I heard it.
* The OWCA agents' rendition of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" is both funny and heartbreaking.
* Candace attempts to get over her arachnophobia by touching a spider... except the spider is really a picture on the cover of a book, and she's touching it with an artificial arm on a long pole...''While covering her eyes with her hand''.
* Phineas casually mentioning several times that their rockets could potentially tear the Earth in two if used improperly.
* One of Doofenshmirtz's {{Berserk Button}}s turns out to be the self destruct button being disabled.
* Roger is trapped on the roof of City Hall for the entire second half of the episode.
* When Rodney mocks Doofenshmirtz by nicknaming him "Slouchy", the other evil scientists laugh, and Dr. Diminutive can be heard saying "[[DontExplainTheJoke Haha! Good one! Because he slouches!]]"
* When Monty is spying on LOVEMUFFIN and overhears their plans, he gasps, but Dr. Diminutive mistakes it for the building settling. Rodney then hears him say he needs to go warn Carl, with Dr. Diminutive again thinking it's the building settling.
-->'''Rodney:''' "So the building has to go warn Carl?"
-->'''Diminutive:''' "I live in a strange building."
* When Stacy is trying to help Candace get over her arachnophobia, she takes her to an exotic spider exhibit and reaches into one of the cages to demonstrate that spiders are harmless. She promptly gets bitten. [[GilliganCut Cut to her being carted into an ambulance, still wearing the exact same bemused expression.]]

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Star Wars]]
* In the intro "And none of this is canon, [[MST3KMantra just relax]]."
** Really, the whole opening crawl. It mainly consists of Jeff and Dan having to tell Creator/JimCummings how to narrate it. In particular, the part where he does the opening credits in what is a combination of his Tigger and Ray voices.
* The Imperial office is literally an office building perched atop a Star Destroyer body and the storm trooper office workers have white shirts and neckties while still wearing the rest of their armor.
** One of the stormtroopers in the Imperial office was looking up swimsuit models.
*** [[BlatantLies It's work related!]]
* "Tatooine", generally considered a desolate wasteland is considered paradise by Phineas and Ferb due to their cheerful optimism and inventive knack.
* Leia asking Perry to get out of her shot as she records the iconic "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi" video, [[SarcasmMode thus answering that decades-old question of why there are no teal platypi in the original cut]].
* Baljeet saying "socks" to the tune of the Imperial March.
* During "In the Empire", when Candace sings about all of the exotic worlds you can visit, one of the worlds we see is Burbank, California. [[FridgeBrilliance Then again, for a Tatooine native]]...
** Also, during her rant mid-song about Gladys from accounting being promoted, she notes the failed blaster training "seriously, she held it backwards and upside down."
* The Commander delivering the one line every moviegoer has had in their mind since 1977:
-->'''Stormtrooper:''' Look sir, droids.
-->'''Commander:''' No, this is a bathtub stopper.
* 30 seconds later:
-->'''2nd Stormtrooper:''' Look, sir, a magic flute.
-->'''Commander:''' [[FacePalm No, that's a stick.]]
* Phineas, Ferb, and Blatto are looking over the Death Star plans and have just discovered the [[AchillesHeel exhaust port]].
-->'''Blatto:''' "Uh, it's like it's got a self-destruct button. What kind of idiot would design that?"\\
([[AnswerCut cut to Darthensmhirtz]] trying and failing to use a water fountain).
* The aftermath of the cantina scene:
-->'''Undertaker:''' (carting Greedo's body away) "Funny, they said he shot first, but I could have sworn it was the other guy..."
* Isabella politely asking Phineas and Ferb to excuse her after hearing Vanessa sing about Han Solo so much, which is followed by her shooting Vanessa....'s microphone.
* Despite all of Isabella's snappy remarks about what he's doing, Phineas still asks Ferb if he and Isabella would be a good couple.
-->'''Ferb:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Sure, why not?
* Darthenshmirtz [[TemptingFate gloats over how valuable his time share on Alderan has become.]] Meanwhile, [[DoomedByCanon in the background...]]
* This:
-->'''Isabella''': This had better work or you two are floating home!\\
'''Phineas''': [[LiteralMinded I don't think we can float all the way home]]. I mean, we wouldn't survive fifteen seconds in the cold vacuum of spa—\\
'''Isabella''': It's a figure of speech!
* When Isabella's ship cloaks, it briefly turns into the Giant Floating Baby Head.
* This line by Vader: "I find your lack of socks disturbing."
* Phineas feeling bad that they don't have any actual donuts for the stormtroopers and that they should get them some, followed by Isabella yelling at him to focus.
* Candace entertaining herself by making faces underneath her helmet.
* "One man's trash [[ServileSnarker is another man's bad idea.]]"
* Two Rebel agents realize they don't have the disc with the Death Star plans, so one suggests they blame [[TheScrappy Jar Jar Binks]]. The other points out that it won't work since he retired 20 years ago, then suggests something involving a thermal detonator, causing the first guy to respond "that's better than my Jar Jar plan?"
** Then Isabella shows up with the disc and says, in the most uncaring voice possible "Yo tech support, got something here for you," then just walks off as the two guys are celebrating.
* When Candace, Buford, and Baljeet begin questioning whether the Empire is the good side:
-->'''Candace:''' And didn't we just blow up a planet?!
-->'''Baljeet:''' Hmm, yes, that is sort of difficult to justify...morally.
* Apparently, Porkins is the SitcomArchNemesis to Galaxy-Far-Away!Gretchen.
* The revelation of what that tentacled thing in the trash compactor was and what it was doing:
-->'''Darthensmirtz:''' "That's not trash, dummy: that's a guy!"
** Well, the monster has been trained to get [[LukeIAmYourFather things associated with Darth Vader]]...
* A slew of gems during the DancePartyEnding:
** Leia dances with Agent P, while [[LoveTriangle Luke and Han]] look on, both a bit peeved.
** Isabella kissing Phineas at the end, but first asking if they were related as a reference to Luke and Leia.
** Artoo doing the Worm.
** Gretchen chewing out Porkins for messing up their celebration when it turns out he has been SparedByTheAdaptation.

[[AC: Night of the Living Pharmacists]]
* Doofenshmirtz using a thesaurus during his monologue.
* Doofenshmirtz making {{Call Back}}s to events that he didn't witness (complete with LampshadeHanging, naturally).
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' In your face, logic!
* The zombies mostly behave like mindless automatons, but they apparently still have enough presence of mind to throw Doofenshmirtz out of the DEI building when he complains about them.
-->'''Zombies:''' Less of me...
** It usually is pretty funny when they say something outside of "lots of me". For example, zombified Carl actually mentions that he used to be him.
--> '''Gordon Gutsofanemu''': Now let's go to the weather.
--> '''Doof zombie weatherman''': Lots of me... let's go to traffic...
--> '''Doof zombie pilot''': Lots of me...
--> '''Doof zombie co-pilot''': Back to you, Gordon...
--> '''Doof zombie Gordon''': Lots of me...
** Doof calling the zombies cliche when they turn against him.
** At the end of Doof's song, his backup singers get zombified. One of them keeps dowoping for a few seconds.
* Stacy gets through the entire episode by pure obliviousness.
* Vanessa's friends being {{Genre Blind|ness}} about horror movie cliches, which Candace cannot believe.
* Phineas shooting down Doofenshmirtz's suggestion for a self-destruct button when they were building their project to stop the zombies.
* When the giant floating baby head is infected, it turns into a giant floating Doofenshmirtz head.
* Even if it was also pretty emotional, Phineas realizing that he forgot about Isabella and then freaking out about it right after he had tried to get Buford to calm down earlier. Naturally, Buford lampshades this in a mocking tone.
* The cameos of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as their ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'' characters, where they talk about how little sense everything makes to them.
** Similarly, the cameo of George A. Romero as reporter [[Film/DawnOfTheDead1978 "Don Adaded"]].
* When Candace, Vanessa, and Doofenshmirtz prepare to fight the zombies, Doofenshmirtz also arms himself with rubber despite being immune to infection, simply because he'd wanted to dress up too.
* Isabella shows how she can change instantaneously into her Fireside Girl uniform.
* The two examples of HeroicSacrifices apparently involving the need to take your clothes off-sans-underwear:
-->'''Phineas:''' {{beat}} You know, he [Buford] really could have done that ''without'' taking off his clothes."
-->'''Isabella:''' I know, right?
-->(later, when Doofenshmirtz throws himself at the zombies)
-->'''Phineas:''' Again, with the clothes-\\
'''Isabella:''' Yeah, what's up with that!?\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''[offscreen]'' This is yet ''another'' CallBack to something I didn't hear!
* When Isabella announces herself in the Fireside Girl headquarters, she outright ignores it out of urgency when Phineas starts apologizing to her and being more affectionate than normal, preferring to focus on the bigger picture.
* When Doof learns his machine considers turning people into him to be repulsive, he claims it's the universe playing a joke on him.
* Candace running into Vanessa at the supermarket and [[CaptainObvious asking if she's shopping]] then rambles on before finally saying to herself "stop Candace."
* After everything's over, Vanessa says she and Candace should hang out again, preferably without the threat of a zombie apocalypse. Doof adds that he won't make any promises.
* A call back to "Knot My Problem" is made, when Gretchen tries to keep Buford from worrying that the Doof zombies are going to break into the Fireside Girl headquarters.
-->'''Gretchen:''' Lock it down soldier! No one's getting in here! You hear me?!
-->'''Buford:''' I am so in love with her right now.
** This kind of applies to meta, when you find out [[Creator/ArielWinter who she's voiced by]].

[[AC: Last Day Of Summer]]
* At one point while going through Phineas and Ferb's ride, the kids gain the faces of their respective voice actors... except Buford, who gets that of an octopus.
** According to the writers, this was because Bobby Gaylor, Buford's voice actor, is in his mid-40s and his head would look weird next to these younger voice actors.
* Candace's alarm is the Phineas CatchPhrase's "I know what we're gonna do today!". Plus Candace wakes up just in time to hear her brother say it at same moment. Oh, and the clock alarm not report the time, but the words "Busting Time"!.
* After Candace finishes telling Linda about Phineas and Ferb's invention, she hangs up, only to call back again just to laugh her signature laugh.
* When Candace speculates on how boring Linda and Lawerence's lives must be without children, we get a scene cut to them doing a fancy dance.
* After a montage of Isabella regaining her memories of Phineas clearly emphasizing her crush on him, Baljeet goes through a similar sequence... with a spoon. Buford tries to trigger one with oranges, but fails.
* Isabella wearing Capri pants over her usual outfit. That's all. Made even funnier by the fact that she gains an uncharacteristic lack of focus bordering on {{Cloudcuckoolander}} levels: she had been so preoccupied with trying the pants on that she missed out on what the others had been discussing.
* At the ending, when Phineas throws all rules of logic and the fourth wall out the window, ''[[SerialEscalation even more than usual:]]''
-->'''Phineas:''' (singing) -Isabella kissed me, [[LaserGuidedAmnesia but I got my mind erased!]]\\
(music stops)\\
'''Isabella:''' Wait, [[BigWhat what!?]]\\
'''Phineas:''' (teasing) [[CallBack You just wait]] [[CallForward ten years.]]\\
(music resumes)
** Before, Candace reference at the [[AllJustADream dream]] events of "[[Recap/PhineasAndFerbPhineasAndFerbGetBusted Phineas and Ferb Get Busted ]]" and Phineas asks if the dream is of Perry or Candace.
--> '''Candace:''' "Actually, I think my dream was inside of Perry's dream".
--> '''Buford''': "[[MindScrew My mind is blown!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
[[AC: Take Two with Phineas and Ferb]]
* From the Regis Philbin episode
-->'''Regis''': Do you have a special girl in your life?
-->'''Phineas''': Actually I do. (Isabella looks shocked) She's pretty, she's smart, she's the best (Isabella looks like she's gonna cry) She's [[BaitAndSwitch our mom]]! (Isabella looks mad)
* From the Emma Roberts episode, Ferb [[DullSurprise screams.]]

[[AC: Character Commentaries]]
* The Commentary on "The Chronicles of Meap" with Doof/Monogram is pure gold. Besides Monogram thinking Meap is NightmareFuel (he even outright [[NightmareFuel calls Meap Nightmare Fuel]]) and Doof hating Ferb, there's these.
-->'''Candace''': (judging different books by their covers) Heavy handed and derivative.
-->'''Doof''': Oh look, she's got your autobiography!
** Dr. Doofenshmirtz doesn't like Ferb ''before'' he flirts with Vanessa. [[FridgeBrilliance Yes]], Dr. Doofenshmirtz ''instinctively'' knows [[PrecociousCrush Ferb likes]] Vanessa and [[PapaWolf hates]] him for it.
** And later, when they lose track of the plot:
-->'''Doof''': I think that the triangle-head kid is uh... he's planning a bank heist, that's their getaway car.
** Major Monogram lampshading the Cute Tracker's design:
--> "It's a mechanical piece of toast that boy has there..."
** And then the Major is kind enough to point out [[LateToThePunchline what we've all known the entire time]]:
--> '''Monogram''': Watching this cartoon, I think I can safely say that that girl ''[Candace]'' is a little unstable.
** Near the beginning of the episode, there's Doof's confusion over Perry entering his lair [[RunningGag with/without the fedora]], [[ClarkKenting wondering whether it really was Perry or if it was]] [[CatchPhrase just a platypus.]] We're also treated to this exchange when Carl appears on-screen:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz''': [[BrickJoke It's Doctor Coconut!]]
--> '''Monogram''': [[{{Beat}} ...]] Doctor Coconut?
* The commentary on "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister" is equally as funny, especially considering they went UpToEleven on the whole NoFourthWall thing.
--> '''Doof:''' It just amazes me that there's no adult supervision with these kids! I mean, this ''is'' a Disney show, right?
** Monogram commenting on the calendar pages flying up in the TitleSequence ("Oh look at that, they're littering the sun. That's a shame").
** Watching the scene with the "Baljeet signal":
--> '''Doof:''' You know what that is? That is a reference to the 1970's movie Star...something. Star...star bar?
--> '''Monogram:''' Are you sure it isn't ''Klute?'' I loved the movie ''Klute.''
** After Candace steals the growth elixir:
--> '''Monogram:''' I think she just stole that. That girl stole stuff.
--> '''Doof:''' She's a hoodlum too.
--> '''Monogram:''' She stole a potion from the boys.
--> ''' Doof:''' [[CallBack The little green-haired boy is a hoodlum]] and this girl's a hoodlum.
--> '''Monogram:''' One day, he and your daughter are going to get married.
** Both [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] the fact that Doofenshmirtz didn't notice the giant Candace climbing up his building.
** And finally, this one, which can border on FunnyAneurysmMoment due to recent events:
--> '''Doofenshmirtz:''' ''(sees Candace's CheshireCatGrin)'' What's that all about? Who does she think she is, Music/MichaelJackson?
* In Baljeet and Buford's commentary of "No More Bunny Business", Buford thinks that Major Monogram was shrunken down in order to fit in Perry's wrist communicator.
** Baljeet complaining that he was not invited to hang out with Phineas and Ferb during the events of the episode.
** Both of them pointing out every unrealistic detail in the episode.
** When Doofenshmirtz appears in the episode, Buford claims that children will not be interested in a show with adult characters.
* Doofenshmirtz points out while watching "Flop Starz" that the mall sells "yellow triangles" (the patterns shown on store windows in the show) and that the clothing store is called "Clothing".
** Doofenshmirtz goes on a rant about how repetition does not make things funny about a show that runs on repetition and by constantly repeating the same sentences and words over and over.
** Doofenshmirtz saying that the show is "very meta".
** Doofenshmirtz remembering Jeremy's name as having "germ" in it.
** Doofenshmirtz scoffs at the idea that anyone could be fooled by Perry's Groucho glasses disguise... then immediately falls for it himself.
** When Candace's hair gets messed up after punching a purse, Doof mistakes her for Chupacabra.
* Monogram never realizing that the egg in "Perry Lays an Egg" was not really Perry's.
** Carl getting so excited about his voice cameo in the episode that he misses it.
** "CAMEL LAMP!!!"
* The commentary for "The Ballad of Badbeard" is done by Linda, Candace, Stacy, Doofenshmirtz, Perry, Norm, Monogram, ''and'' Carl.
** Linda being unable to recognize the characters in the episode while they are wearing fake beards.
*** And yet she somehow recognizes the Talking Zebra!
** Candace reciting the alphabet as a pirate from "R" to "U", and then Buford on screen says, "Me?", to which Candace says, "Yes, you."
[[AC: Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt]]
* Doofenshmirtz has a Website/YouTube channel : [[https://www.youtube.com/user/doofdaily?feature=watch Doof Daily Dirt]]. It's actually Doof ''Weekly'' dirt, but as Doof would tell you, it doesn't sound as cool without the [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal alliteration]].
* RIHNIHTWGIMHF
* Doof's FridgeHorror when ranting about WebOriginal/LOLCats and then figuring that cats aren't supposed to speak English.
* His rant about "Call Me Maybe".
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext let's shave our heads and make a volleyball net out of the hair]].
* The "click my face" [[TheStinger Stinger]] after the "Honey Boo Boo/Bacon" episode. The captions if you hover over his face with your mouse are hilarious.
* Doof installs a "Babble Alert!!!" sign that automatically pops up whenever he babbles. [[HilarityEnsues Eventually it explodes]] out of the overload, of course.
* The Honey Boo Boo rap.
* Doof's insistence that Creator/NeilPatrickHarris is an evil scientist. [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Wonder where he could've gotten that idea...]]
* The entire [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek8V_ew8ahg autocorrect episode]].
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN0MBLMWUJQ Instagram episode]] in all its entirety.
* From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocC8_TQRQ1c "Doof Raps On Rap"]]: Doofenshmirtz reading a [=YouTube=] comment that says "Dan Povenmire should do standup", and commenting that he has no idea who Dan Povenmire is, ButHeSoundsHandsome. (Dan Povemire plays Doofenshmirtz.)
* Doofenshmirtz ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtk7fydtfSU turns a random YouTube comment into a song]]''. Bonus points for not actually answering the question directed at him in said comment.
* Doof making fun of the fact that "young adult paranormal romance" is a legitimate genre in bookstores.
* From the Face Book episode: after his daughter friends him, he obliviously posts an embarrassing childhood story on her wall about how she cried at [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disneyland]] as a kid because the animatronic Iago in Ride/TheEnchantedTikiRoom wouldn't talk to her. Doof is then perplexed as to why Vanessa un-friends him one minute later.

[[AC: Phineas and Ferb Chibi]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4owSF911oNI The first one]] is a remake of the first episode, except for one small detail. Rather then using tinfold to reverse the planet's rotation, Doof instead has a ray that gives anything it hits [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext giant hairy legs with socks]].
** Mom completely ignoring Candace's attempts to get her to see the Rollercoaster, despite Ferb having a giant wagon of material.
** The fact that Candace actually does use a phone to try and get a picture...only for it to be smashed by Perry and Doof's fighting.
** The reveal that Perry actually was hit by the ray and only Ferb notices.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWS8sLOvS1Y The second one]] sees Doofenshmirtz create a Freezinator...because his air conditioning broke down. And then the sun makes it hotter to spite him.
** When Doof first uses the Freezinator, he...[[BaitAndSwitch freezes his AC in a block of ice so he can sit on it]]. Only after the sun melts it does Doof use it to freeze the sun.
** The fact that the only reason Linda doesn't see the rocket the boys make is because Doof freezes her and a shocked Candace.
** When Perry uses the rocket to free the sun, it makes a small rasberry noise rather then a giant explosion.
** Doof's OverlyLongScream when the sun starts chasing him.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS6iGjkvVe8 Finally, the third one]] sees the boys digging up a T-Rex, which Candace steals a tooth from. Why does this one fail? [[spoiler: Because the boys revived it almost as soon as she left and they were off screen when Mom came home]].
** The many trials Candace goes through to show her mom the tooth.
*** Getting bumped into a carwash by another car.
*** Getting trapped in a treadmill.
*** When she seemingly finally corners Linda in the hair salon, she instead pulls back Doof's dryer, causing him to shove her into one.
*** Causing a good amount of food to fall on her at the store because she couldn't get the briefcase where she was keeping the tooth.

[[AC: Other]]
* In the title sequence, when the boys get to fighting a mummy, the mummy visibly backs away.
* There's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOe9h8Mco70 this ad]] which is basically the cast singing about the Dodger Stadium's Code of Conduct. It's pretty standard...until Doof comes in and sings about the rules HE learned the HARD WAY.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' If you can help it, don't set Third Base on fire with your mind. Releasing monkeys in the dugout, is not considered kind. Don't build devices that will suddenly make it 1889!
* The ''Phineas and Ferb Holiday Favorites'' CD is full of [=CMOFs=]:
** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rI_nzgRFNY Twelve Days of Christmas]] song, where Dr. Doof starts out wishing for "[[LargeHam THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA]]" and finally settles on almond brittle. There's also one point in the song where he decides to sing the original lyrics in a particularly hammy manner ("FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!") just to "be traditional". Also, Candace getting more and more frustrated as her wish ("two busted brothers") repeatedly fails to come true and giving up on the twelfth day.
** Major Monogram singing his rendition of "Frosty the Snowman" while getting tons of Snark from Carl, or Buford 's rendition of "Good King Wencelas."
* The extended version of Perry's theme song, a cross between CMOF and CMOA.
--> ''Well, he's lookin' real sharp in his 1940's fedora,''
-->''He's got an iron will''
-->''And nerves of steel''
-->''And several other metal-themed attributes!''
-->''His fur is water-tight''
-->''And he's always up to the fight''
-->''So when evil hears this sound, it quakes in its boots!''
-->''*Perry's chatter*''
* If you don't mind spoilers, it can be rather hilarious to read the summaries for future episodes on [[TheWikiRule the show's wiki]]. For instance, the description for "That's the Spirit!" (as of 9/21/11) ends with: "Unfortunately, his plan backfires and he transforms into a scary "were-cow" that wreaks havoc any time there is a full moon. It's now up to Agent P to stop him and save Danville." Is it even possible for plain old text to come across as a DeadpanSnarker?
** On a similar note, read through the "Errors" section of the entry on [[http://phineasandferb.wikia.com/wiki/The_Baljeatles#Errors The Baljeatles]] and realize that yes, yes they are criticizing the show's method of [[ItMakesSenseInContext diapering a platypus]]. SophisticatedAsHell doesn't even begin to describe it.
* Jon Colton Barry noticed Buford, Baljeet, Irving and dad were not in Rollercoaster. [[http://soundcloud.com/jon-colton-barry/where-the-heck-were-we-demo-1 this is the result]]. The best part is the ending where Baljeet ''swears''. ''[[ClusterFBomb Badly]]''
* [[http://www.livestream.com/nytimes/video?clipId=pla_97442b7d-ecaf-49ab-9aa2-0c32e181d6aa&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb This cast interview]] has many [=CMOFs=], mainly down to the cast just joking around with each other.
** Vincent Martella's story about meeting [[Music/GunsNRoses Slash]] definitely qualifies. Who described himself as "starstruck" first? ''Slash''.
** Vince and Alyson Stoner talking about doing their characters' voices in public areas so that they can get a reaction from kids. Vince also mentions that he recorded his family's home answering machine message in-character as Phineas; apparently lots of people start their messages with an audio-only DoubleTake.
*** Dan too, who told a story about doing his Doof voice for a kid at Disney World, which the kid's dad complimented him on, thinking it was just a really good impression.
** Baljeet's voice actor mentions how the voice came into being; he spent ''hours'' on the phone with Dan to get it just right. Then at the very end of the conversation, he was told he'd need to ''sing'' in that voice. YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe doesn't begin to describe it.
** The girl that mentions the FridgeLogic - Candace's favorite food is grilled cheese sandwich, but she is also allergic to dairy. The cast just burst in laughter. Then Dan [[AuthorsSavingThrow saves]] it by saying it is Soy Cheese though admitting that it is a quick improvisation done at the moment.
* Even if you completely botch the online game "Bot Thwack" and get a score of 0, the ending screen will still show Doofenshmirtz saying, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus! You thwacked 0 of my bots!"
* During the premiere of "Mission Marvel" on Disney XD, Doofenshmirtz did commentary on the special in the style of his "Doof's Daily Dirt" videos, ''criticizing Red Skull's monologue technique'' among other things.
* Dan Povenmire posted an outtake where he made Doof say something in gibberish instead of his actual line. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izP6KWKkt-w
* During a panel, an audience member asked about a Phineas/Isabella kiss...only he said Phineas/Ferb kiss by mistake. Cue Vincent Martella reacting in disturbed shock ''in-character as Phineas'' and remaining that way for a while, even to ask "What do you mean ''fairly sure''?!" when one of the creators says he's fairly sure that Phineas and Ferb will never kiss.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e1mhpyjfsU&list=UU_NRerw3C7SoxXs2_-dgKAg Here's the moment in fanmade storyboard form]].
*** Added hilarity and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesomeness]], the fan who made this storyboard, a Canadian woman named Ashley Michelle Simpson, [[PromotedFangirl was later actually hired as a Disney TV storyboard artist]] for Dan and Swampy's next show, ''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlbOWCEIWqw Doofenshmirtz sings]] [[Music/TheWhiteAlbum "Blackbird"]] by Music/TheBeatles with [[WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch Stitch]].[[note]]Dan Povenmire was with Chris Sanders on a kids' camping trip and it was a talent show night.[[/note]] He doesn't get some of the lyrics.
-->'''Doof:''' Why would they use broken wings to learn to fly? Why doesn't he say "Take these fully-operational wings" and learn to fly with those? 'Cause it would be much easier.\\
'''Stitch:''' Maybe they were inexpensive!\\
'''Doof:''' Maybe that's it, maybe they were too cheap.\\
'''Stitch:''' They're on sale!
* At the start of the 2015 Comic-Con panel, all the panelists switched their name tags and were prompted to recite the catchphrase of the character they were given in their own character's voice. This included Perry saying, "Hey, where's Perry?" It has to be heard to be believed.
** And Isabella yelling "Curse you Perry the Platypus!"
* For an April Fools day prank, the official Website/YouTube channel released [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6_uybRbvZw&t=5s a video of the theme song]]...sung by [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Grunkle Stan]].
-->'''Grunkle Stan''' Mom! Why are Phineas and Ferb's heads shaped like that?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivzsRDEynU8&t=0s Another video]] from the channel involves Doofenshmirtz trying to make a reservation at a restaurant [[FunnyBackgroundEvent while Perry fights Norm and a bunch of Doof-clones]].
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[[AC:Films]]

* ''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension Across the 2nd Dimension]]'' [[Funny/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieAcrossThe2ndDimension go here.]]\\
* ''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieCandaceAgainstTheUniverse Candace Against the Universe]]'' [[Funny/PhineasAndFerbTheMovieCandaceAgainstTheUniverse go here.]]

[[folder:Season 2]]
[[AC: The Lake Nose Monster]]
* The Lair Entrance: [[TheMovie The Ride]] scene. All of it. Perry's complete deadpan reaction to it all combined with the fact that they were going to give him a raise but their focus group - children - liked the ride more than a piece of paper with numbers on it (i.e. a huge bonus check for Perry) makes it infinite-billion times better.
* All of Lawrence's stories are just hilarious NoodleIncident after NoodleIncident. But the one that really takes the cake is that he apparently convinced Music/JohnLennon that [[Music/TheBeatles "all you need is a Philip's Head Screwdriver"]] just doesn't ring true.
** After listening to an apparently overly long and boring fish story, Ferb starts to raise his hand to ask a question. Phineas quietly pushes it back down.
* Perry escapes Doofenshmirtz by flushing himself down the toilet. At the end of the episode, Doofenshmirtz tries the same thing but fails.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': I know, I can get out the same way Perry the Platypus did. Oh, oh, oh! That didn't work at all! Now I really gotta do the laundry.
* Phineas shows Candace a book with images of the Lake Nose Monster on it. She recites the following sentence with an annoyed expression and deadpan tone: "Elephant, log, dolphin, driftwood, tyre, driftwood, rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig, driftwood, driftwood, you aren't old enough to know what ''that'' is, driftwood, driftwood - it's usually driftwood."
** Apparently Candace ''knows what a rhesus monkey in a powdered wig looks like.''

[[AC: Interview With a Platypus]]
* Candace insulting all the animals, then realizing they were able to understand her thanks to Phineas and Ferb's animal translator. They proceed to chase her throughout Danville while [[SoundtrackDissonance upbeat '60s pop music plays]].
* Candace's encounter with Suzy's dog:
--> '''Candace''': Yeah, who's a good girl?
--> '''Poodle''': (Snarls at Candace)
--> '''Candace''': Obviously not me.
* Doof's "invention", the Buoyancy Operated Aquatic Transport, or BO-AT. (Which is, of course, a boat)
** Also, Perry's AsideGlance.

[[AC: Tip of the Day]]
* How about the adorable CrowdSong about [[WhatTheHeckIsAnAglet aglets?]]
* The viral video known only as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21zcb6RMzc Doofenshmirtz is a Superstar]]
** "It won't stop ''flushing!''"
** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Perry couldn't even help but give a smile after watching this.]]
** Also:
-->'''Stacy:''' Oh, oh, and the part when the guy roller-skated into the toilet!
-->'''Candace:''' That was sort of the only part, but yeah, I was dying!
* There is a part in that episode where the word "aglet" causes miracles to occur. We then see a guy who looks blind, and then he shouts "I can hear!"
* Then Doofenshmirtz, in an attempt to use LaserGuidedAmnesia to make everyone forget about the aforementioned video, unknowingly erases everyone's thoughts about aglets. He learned this after running out proclaiming he's free.
-->'''Doofenshmritz:''' I have an outchie... ''[points towards his heart]'' in here.

[[AC: Attack of the 50 Foot Sister]]
* Doofenshmirtz directing a quartet of singers who [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn turn out to be recording the "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated" jingle]].
* Candace gets enlarged due to Baljeet's experiment and tries to hide in a tent as she moves 'unseen', before going to her brothers.
-->'''Candace:''' Psst, Phineas.\\
'''Phineas:''' ''[[[SeenItAll completely sincere]]]'' Yes, strange talking tent?

[[AC: Backyard Aquarium]]
* Doof has Perry tied up with rope. He turns his back, explaining his plan. The explanation finishes, and we get this:
-->'''Doof''': *is tackled to the ground by Perry* Oh, what the!? How did you get out of my trap?
-->*cut to wooden Perry still tied up*
-->'''Doof''': A decoy? That doesn't even make any sense!
** And then comes an epic StarWars shout-out.
* Candace's calculation of when she should expect Jeremy to call:
-->'''Candace:''' "Wait, maybe I should've carried the one instead of dividing by Jeremy's face..."
** She then notices a flaw:
-->'''Candace:''' Oh my gosh! The square root of soon is ''never''!

[[AC: Day of the Living Gelatin]]
* Perry ending up in Pinky's headquarters by mistake (This is likely due to him being forced to go to Isabella's house and take a secret tunnel there) Wanda's reaction sells it.
-->'''Wanda:''' Good grief! Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here? Your lair is across the street. (Sends a tube down to send Perry to his own HQ) Good day to you, sir.
* Baljeet adds his favorite flavor to the gelatin mix. When it turns into a monster by Doof's Turn-Anything-Evil-inator:
-->'''Phineas:''' ''[nonchalantly]'' Who added the evil flavor?\\
''[everyone looks at Baljeet]''\\
'''Baljeet:''' It's curry! It's not ''inherently'' evil. Maybe a little spicy... ''[gelatin monster roars]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Okay, I'm going home.]]

[[AC: Elementary, My Dear Stacy]]
* Agent P and [[Franchise/JamesBond Agent Double-00]] confronting Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Big Ben:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Perry the Platypus! Well, who's your little friend here?\\
'''Agent Double-00:''' I'm Agent Double-00, of Her Majesty's secret service.\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Double-00? Isn't that just triple-0?\\
'''Agent Double-00:''' No, that's not how it's said.\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' It spells "ooo", doesn't it?\\
'''Agent Double-00:''' It's "Double-00"!\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' [[ToiletHumour He's "P" and you're "ooo", so together you spell...]]\\
'''Agent Double-00:''' No, they're not "O"s, they're zeroes, alright?!\\
'''Doofenshmirtz:''' I was just going to say "ooop". ''(singsong)'' Looks like I struck a nerve there!
* Perry's WhatDoesThisButtonDo moment while riding in Agent Double-00's car. It was the eject button.
-->'''Agent Double-00:''' "I suppose you think that was funny."

[[AC: Don't Even Blink]]
* The episode opens with Stacy reading a teen magazine, and being utterly baffled when the article posits that boys are ''also'' human beings as Candace grunts at the backyard.
-->'''Stacy:''' Candace, this article specifically states not to growl psychotically. It makes boys feel uncomfortable.
* Just as Candace tells the boys to build something enormous and conspicuous that could not be missed under any circumstances, Perry takes a loud and colorful Las Vegas-themed elevator to his lair.
* Doofenshmirtz's classic DidntThinkThisThrough moment when he tries to sic an invisible tiger on Perry.
* Candace's "there/gone" back and forth as the Invisinator strikes the ride.

-->'''Buford:''' How's my schedule?\\
'''Baljeet:''' Well, right now, you are just carrying me around like luggage.\\
'''Buford:''' We're in.

[[AC: Chez Platypus]]
* Candace's "Oh, come ''on''!" expression when Buford lets the Floating Baby Head in ahead of her and Jeremy.

[[AC: Perry Lays an Egg]]
* Doof ''speaking whale''.
* The fact that Doof's scheme is so pathetic that [[EveryoneHasStandards not even Perry]] is [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere sticking around for it]].
** "[[PokeThePoodle I just insulted the macaroni-and-cheese recipe]] ''[[PokeThePoodle of a whale!]]'' What part of that is not evil?" ''[long silence]'' "Perry the Platypus, you get back here and thwart me this instant!"
** "Thwart me, Perry the Platypus!"
* Doof falling into the whale's blowhole, only to discover his ex-girlfriend ''living inside the whale''... she's got a whole apartment ''complete with cooker'' inside the whale's stomach!
-->'''Ex-girlfriend:''' Heinz?\\
'''Doof:''' Elizabeth?\\
'''Elizabeth:''' ...Best decision I ever made.

[[AC: Gaming the System]]
* "Oh, you want cheat codes. No, we don't roll like that."
* Doof's StupidSexyFlanders moment with Perry in a ballgown.
* Yes, ''cotillion'' is a real word.
* Phineas' CasualDangerDialog as he and Ferb run for their lives from Giant Buford.
-->'''Phineas:''' It's a little disturbing having him try to annihilate us. But it made him ''so happy.''
* Queen Heinz Doofenshmirtz of the Summer Cotillion.
* Perry's briefing:
-->'''Monogram:''' Good morning Agent P. I've been monitoring Doofenshmirtz's internet activity. First, we know what you're getting for Christmas. Don't ask our lips are sealed. ''{{Beat}}'' It's a vase.
** Then, [[BrickJoke twenty-seven episodes later...]]

[[AC: The Chronicles of Meap]]
* When Doofenshmirtz is trying to get his [[CompanionCube childhood balloon-friend]] back from Mitch:
-->'''Mitch:''' No, I found Colin just floating all alone in space.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' Well, I actually drew his face! Look, look, I signed it!
-->'''Mitch:''' That's a birthmark!
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' A birthmark? It's a ''balloon'', you idiot!
* From near the beginning of the episode, we have this little exchange between Candace and Linda:
-->'''Candace:''' ''(looking at a row of books)'' Boring, dull, stupid, lame, heavy-handed and derivative.
-->'''Linda:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, thank you]] for those ''[[SarcasmMode insightful]]'' reviews of books ''[[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch you haven't read.]]''
* Perry and Meap's brief meeting, made even better by Perry's disturbed expression afterwards.
* Isabella and the cuteness tracker. Just...all of it...but chiefly the part where she quotes ''Return of the Jedi''.
** Her reasoning for tagging along with Phineas?
--->'''Isabella:''' I still have to get the "You Wouldn't Know Cute If It Bit Your Legs Off" accomplishment patch.\\
'''Phineas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Great! Let's go!]]
* Meap trying to communicate with Candace, including her lampshading his {{Hammerspace}} and [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Comically Missing His Point]].
* The JerkAss security guards.
* Meap after putting on the universal translator.
* Candace, talking excitedly with Stacy over the phone about their new Bango-Ru's, only for her to see how hideous hers looks -- a cross between a cow and a frog:
--> '''Stacy:''' Candace? What's going on?
--> '''Candace:''' I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date.
* After accidentally shooting down Meap:
-->'''Phineas:''' "I think we may have inadvertently stopped and/or started an alien invasion."
* While fixing Meap's ship, Ferb is strapped onto a platform that mimics Phineas's hand movements. Then Isabella comes by and Phineas waves energetically at her:
-->'''Phineas:''' "Whoops, sorry Ferb."
** Then he accidentally smacks Ferb while talking to Isabella.
* Doof's reaction after he and Perry [[ItMakesSenseInContext get stuck to a massive pile of balloons via static electricity and go floating off into the sky:]]
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' "You know, on paper...[[DidntThinkThisThrough this was the outcome too.]]"

[[AC: Thaddeus and Thor]]
* Ferb's CovertPervert routine.
* The running joke about "the stuff."
* This bit:
--> '''Thaddeus:''' Hey, where's Harry?
--> '''Harry:''' Yo, over here.
--> '''Thaddeus:''' Well, he ''is'' a contractor. They don't do much.
* This line:
--> '''Linda:''' Isn't it great? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint The boys are starting to take an interest in building things!]]
* "Ladies and gentlemen, Love Händel!"
* At the beginning, Linda puts Candace in charge:
-->'''Candace:''' "Wait, by 'in charge,' does that mean I'm in control of everything around here while you're gone?"
-->'''Linda:''' "Yes."
-->'''Candace:''' "Including Phineas and Feb? I'm the complete overlord of them?"
-->'''Linda:''' "Suddenly I'm a little scared."

[[AC: De Plane! De Plane!]]
* Candace and Stacy's SeinfeldianConversation about hats and swimsuits.
* Buford and Baljeet aboard the plane:
-->'''Buford:''' That better not be insignificant bags of peanuts!
-->'''Baljeet:''' No, of course not, sir. ''(chuckles nervously and runs off screen. We hear wrappers crinkle and china clink when Baljeet returns with the peanuts arranged in the shape of a roast chicken)'' Here, sir. Try our deluxe Peanut Chicken. Our motto is, "So peanutty, you will not even taste the chicken."
-->'''Inexplicable Choir:''' So peanutty, you won't even taste the chicken!
-->'''Buford:''' I better not taste any chicken then, loser. ''(takes off the leg of the peanut-chicken and eats it)'' All right, you survive... for now.
-->'''Baljeet:''' Oh, thank you, sir!
* Perry is underwhelmed, to say the least, that Doofenshmirtz's FreudianExcuse of the day is that he never got to swim in a public pool as a kid. Doofenshmirtz reacts in annoyance:
-->"You know, not every backstory has to have some big in-depth spiel, Mr. High Expectations!"
* Candace has spent the whole day hyping herself up to do a daredevil dive, but, being [[CosmicPlaything Candace]], [[ContrivedCoincidence the entire pool evaporates and the pool party turns to skateboarding.]]

[[AC: Let's Take a Quiz]]
* The whole premise: it's Game Show {{Calvinball}}.
* Ferb's totally bonkers LovelyAssistant outfits.
* Candace's through-the-grapevine panic that Jeremy is out of her league.
** And if you can follow Stacy's MotorMouth list of names when Candace gets this information, ''[[UpToEleven Candace herself started the rumor.]]''
* Doofenshmirtz's infomercial obsession.
-->'''Doof:''' I don't even know what this Serve-o-mat does, and now I own ''five''.
* Carl and Monogram's [[NoodleIncident bet]], and the inexplicable clown costume back massage.
* Doofenshmirtz's Shrinkinator-turned-planter from ''Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?'' returns, ''covered'' in sticky notes to remind himself to unplug it.
* Doofenshmirtz getting shrunk...except for his hand, which remains normal size.
-->'''Doof:''' Oh, not only am I now shrunk, but I am now ''freakishly'' shrunk! ''(raises his giant fist and starts shaking it)'' CURSE YOU, PERRY THE- ''(gets crushed by said hand)'' This is kind of heavy...
* After Candace ends up getting the right answer with a paper-bag over her head:
-->'''Phineas:''' Candace is on fire!
-->'''Candace:''' [[FlatJoy Woo-hoo]]. (''{{beat}}'') I'm not [[LiteralMetaphor actually on fire]], am I?
-->'''Buford:''' Nah, you're good.

[[AC: At the Car Wash]]
* Doofenshmirtz discovers [[TheInternetIsForCats cat memes]]. "Look! '[[WebOriginal/LOLCats Invisible Cheeseburger]]'!"
* The AmusingInjuries of the [[ScoutOut Fireside Girls]] & their attempts at trying to save the star-nosed mole: [[AshFace starting a bake sale]] (Holly is burned up holding a bag), [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes trying cat-sitting]] (Ginger has cat-scratches all over her) & [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking selling lemonade]] [[EpicFail at the lemonade stand]] (Katie is completely covered in bandages).
* The delivery guy's comment to Phineas:
-->'''Phineas:''' I suppose you're wondering if I'm a little young to ordering all of this.
-->'''Delivery Guy:''' Just don't blow a hole through the Earth's core or we'll both be in deep doody.
* Doofenshmirtz dropping a super-dense sphere of energy through the middle of his building.
-->'''Doofenshmirtz:''' You know, in hindsight, maybe I should have done this in the basement.

[[AC: Oh, There You Are, Perry]]
* Perry mockingly imitating Candace after she throws him out.
* Perry replacing himself with a log when he has to leave Ferb's bed in the middle of the night.
* Everything involving the Regurgitator's [[MundaneMadeAwesome lightning effect]].
* "You're that disturbed lunatic from Danville." "Oh, you've heard of me!"
* The [[CallBack return]] of Marty the Rabbit Boy and his Musical Blender.
* Phineas being able to tell apart all the seemingly identical platypuses in Danville from Perry, and one of his reasons for dismissing one being "too cartoony". Also, the last platypus turning out to be a duck with a beaver tail taped on.
* Even the thoroughly heartwarming song of the episode has one when Candace sings about changing her name to Larry because she ran out of rhymes.

[[AC: Swiss Family Phineas]]
* "You're ''[[OpeningShoutOut giving a monkey a shower]]''?" "Yep. [[LampshadeHanging Had to be done.]]"
* The island version of "Quirky Worky Song".
* This:
-->'''Lawrence''': We may be on this island a while.\\
'''Candace''': A while?! You mean we're stranded!? That means we won't get to Jeremy's party before the sun sets! We'll be stuck here forever, eating rocks and bugs, then I'll have to marry a monkey and have monkey-kids and name ''them'' Xavier and Amanda! (Sobs)\\
'''Lawrence''': [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments And we'll love them anyway.]]
* The look of absolute hatred that Perry gives to the fake platypus Buford and Baljeet made at the end of the episode. The fake platypus is CMOF material in and of itself (its tail is a frozen waffle ''with a bite taken out of it''), but Perry's reaction takes it UpToEleven.
* Perry holding his wrist communicator and later his hat in his mouth to prevent Buford and Baljeet from noticing.
* Pretty much every second of Buford and Baljeet watching Perry.

[[AC: Hide and Seek]]
* A rather subtle one - you need to pay attention to it. At the start of the episode when Isabella suggests they talk about their feelings, she catches Ferb's attention. When Phineas and Isabella share gazes, he then however awkwardly looks away.
* Baljeet surviving freezing to death...''[[CarcassSleepingBag by crawling inside of a dead fly]]''.
-->'''Candace:''' Who smells like fly guts?\\
'''Baljeet:''' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I had to survive, okay?!]]

[[AC: That Sinking Feeling]]
* Baljeet explains his problem:
-->'''Baljeet:''' I don't know how to act in front of girls! I don't even know what girls ''like''!
-->'''Phineas:''' Isn't it like, [[WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls sugar and spice and everything nice]]?
-->'''Baljeet:''' That is what they are ''made of;'' [[TakeThat I do not want to build one!]]

[[AC: The Baljeatles]]
* Baljeet ends up performing a [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic totally rocking]] [[https://youtu.be/cVhGWmljQEM heavy metal anthem]] to ''conformity and the public school system''.
* This:
-->'''Candace''': If you don't stop that racket, I am SO GONNA BUST YOU... empty backyard?
-->'''Stacy''': Candace, stop trying to bust your backyard.
* Candace's panicked plotting of how to get Stacy and Coltrane together:
-->'''Candace:''' Wait, I think I have a fake mustache on me...
-->'''Stacy:''' Let's just go over and say hi.
-->''(cut to Jeremy and Coltrane)''
-->'''Jeremy:''' What do you think it means when a girl leaves a fake mustache at your house?
* Candace trying to get Stacy's attention by making... er, bird call noises from a hiding place in a bush.
-->'''Stacy:''' ''(to Coltrane)'' Uh, excuse me for a second. I have to go talk to my friend in the bushes.
* At the end, after Baljeet's big number:
-->'''Phineas:''' Well, Baljeet, if it means anything, I'd give you an A+ in rock!
-->'''Baljeet:''' No, that means almost nothing."
* "CURSE YOU, PERRY THE-- Wait, is that the Baljeatles?"

[[AC: Vanessassary Roughness]]
* As Vanessa complains about riding on the back of Doof’s scooter, he reminds her of one benefit.
-->'''Motorcyclist:''' Hey sweetheart, how’d you like to take a ride on a ''real'' bike?
-->'''[[OverprotectiveDad Doofenshmirtz]]:''' She’s sixteen! ''[shoots him to another dimension with his helmet Away-inator]''
* Phineas enjoying the massage chair:
-->'''Phineas''': Ferb you've gotta try this chair. I can't feel my brain.
-->'''Phineas''': You know Ferb, I think I know what I want to do every day.
-->'''Phineas''': (While vibrating) Ferb, my fingers look just like snakes!
* During Doofenshmirtz and Vanessa's discussion about her responsibility:
-->'''Doofenshmirtz''': You know what they say about taking the easy way out.
--> '''Vanessa''': What do they say?
--> '''Doofenshmirtz''': Well, I could tell you, but that would be taking the easy way out, and you know what they say about that.
* The whole of the chase sequence is pretty funny.
* In an early scene in the mall, Candace and Stacy walk past a whole row of '''[[CoolAirship airships]]'''. With discount stickers.

[[AC: No More Bunny Business]]
* This:
-->(Perry is on the roof surveying the neighborhood with binoculars)
-->'''Phineas''': Look, Ferb. There's Perry.
-->'''Perry''': *reverts to pet mode*
-->'''Phineas''': Maybe that's where he disappears to all the time. Well, if he got himself up there, he can get himself down.