History Funny / OneThousandWaysToDie

4th Sep '17 2:12:03 PM Ryan37352
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* '''Doggy Style''': Two drunk hunters go hunt ducks with their dog. They try to use dynamite to kill the ducks without shooting them, but the dog mistakes this as a game and returns the dynamite sticks to them, accidentally killing them as it explodes. Made even funnier because ''[[UnreliableNarrator it's all from the dog's POV]]''; you can pretty much hear the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes theme in the background.

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* '''Doggy Style''': Styled''': Two drunk hunters go hunt ducks with their dog. They try to use dynamite to kill the ducks without shooting them, but the dog mistakes this as a game and returns the dynamite sticks to them, accidentally killing them as it explodes. Made even funnier because ''[[UnreliableNarrator it's all from the dog's POV]]''; you can pretty much hear the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes theme in the background.
20th Jun '17 5:28:42 AM ChilledXSocks
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* '''Em-Bear-Assed''': A guy is high on shrooms and finds himself in a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]] orgy. Wanting in, he finds a random furry and begins to screw it, only to find that it's an actual bear. He gets mauled. What makes it funnier is the narrator's recap of it.

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* '''Em-Bear-Assed''': A guy is high on shrooms and finds himself in a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry]] orgy. Wanting in, he finds a random furry and begins to screw it, only to find that it's [[BearsAreBadNews an actual bear.bear]]. He gets mauled. What makes it funnier is the narrator's recap of it.
7th Jun '17 6:53:02 PM KoopaKid17
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* '''Nun-F**ked''': Wally is a wannabe martial arts enthusiasts who tries to go viral showing off his "skills". He breaks boards, bricks and cinder blocks, weaking his skull with each blow. For his last attempt, he waves around nunchucks until accidentally hitting his skull with them, inflicting fatal brain damage. What sells it is the narrator's ending: "Wally was tired of going plastic. Too bad his head wasn't made out of elastic. Guess what, Wally? [[HaveANiceDeath You're dead, you spastic]]!"

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* '''Nun-F**ked''': '''Nun-F***ed''': Wally is a wannabe martial arts enthusiasts who tries to go viral showing off his "skills". He breaks boards, bricks and cinder blocks, weaking his skull with each blow. For his last attempt, he waves around nunchucks until accidentally hitting his skull with them, inflicting fatal brain damage. What sells it is the narrator's ending: "Wally ending.
-->"Wally
was tired of going plastic. Too bad his head wasn't made out of elastic. Guess what, Wally? [[HaveANiceDeath You're dead, you spastic]]!"
6th Jun '17 7:28:36 PM KoopaKid17
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* '''Died-Zilla''': Wally is a wannabe martial arts enthusiasts who tries to go viral showing off his "skills". He breaks boards, bricks and cinder blocks, weaking his skull with each blow. For his last attempt, he waves around nunchucks until accidentally hitting his skull with them, inflicting fatal brain damage. What sells it is the narrator's ending: "Wally was tired of going plastic. Too bad his head wasn't made out of elastic. Guess what, Wally? [[HaveANiceDeath You're dead, you spastic]]!"

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* '''Died-Zilla''': '''Nun-F**ked''': Wally is a wannabe martial arts enthusiasts who tries to go viral showing off his "skills". He breaks boards, bricks and cinder blocks, weaking his skull with each blow. For his last attempt, he waves around nunchucks until accidentally hitting his skull with them, inflicting fatal brain damage. What sells it is the narrator's ending: "Wally was tired of going plastic. Too bad his head wasn't made out of elastic. Guess what, Wally? [[HaveANiceDeath You're dead, you spastic]]!"
6th Jun '17 7:28:13 PM KoopaKid17
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* '''Died-Zilla''': Wally is a wannabe martial arts enthusiasts who tries to go viral showing off his "skills". He breaks boards, bricks and cinder blocks, weaking his skull with each blow. For his last attempt, he waves around nunchucks until accidentally hitting his skull with them, inflicting fatal brain damage. What sells it is the narrator's ending: "Wally was tired of going plastic. Too bad his head wasn't made out of elastic. Guess what, Wally? [[HaveANiceDeath You're dead, you spastic]]!"
5th Jun '17 12:11:01 AM Ryan37352
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* '''Kill Bill & Billie''': An abusive husband who suspects that his wife (a former callgirl) is cheating on him hires a hitman to track her, and, if she's seeing someone on the side, kill both the wife and the man she's with. It turns out, however, that the husband is not particularly faithful himself, and hires prostitutes three times a week. This week, however, he hires a fourth... who turns out to be his wife, who had been working as an escort behind his back. As they're busy screaming at each other, the hitman walks behind them, shoots them both in the head with a silenced pistol, and just leaves. [[ExactWords Oops.]]

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* '''Kill Bill & Billie''': An abusive husband who suspects that his wife (a former callgirl) is cheating on him hires a hitman to track her, and, if she's seeing someone on the side, kill both the wife and the man she's with. It turns out, however, that [[{{Hypocrite}}that the husband is not particularly faithful himself, and hires prostitutes three times a week.week]]. This week, however, he hires a fourth... who turns out to be his wife, who had been working as an escort behind his back. As they're busy screaming at each other, the hitman walks behind them, shoots them both in the head with a silenced pistol, and just leaves. [[ExactWords Oops.]]
27th Oct '16 4:24:37 AM Anarky17
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* '''Greased is the Word''': An idiot who's already done time for a failed stick-up tries to rob a jewelry store. However,with his pantyhose mask blocking his vision, the moron draws a gun '''[[TooDumbToLive on a gun shop]]'''. You can guess how well [[MoreDakka that turns out]].
21st Oct '16 10:14:51 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* '''Died-Zilla''': Katie is an ex-drug addict {{Bridezilla}} who relapses and snorts bath salts after receiving them as a gift at her bridal shower. Then she [[YourCheatingHeart has sex with the Best Man right before the wedding ceremony]]. By the time she is about to marry her fiancé, she succumbs to hypothermia due to the bath salts, and collapses at the altar before she can even say "I do". The topper? In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment at the very end of the segment, you see the groom ''fist bump'' one of his groomsmen, clearly relieved that he just avoided an obvious train wreck of a marriage.

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* '''Died-Zilla''': Katie is an ex-drug addict {{Bridezilla}} who relapses and snorts bath salts after receiving them as a gift at her bridal shower. Then she [[YourCheatingHeart has sex with the Best Man right before the wedding ceremony]]. By the time she is about to marry her fiancé, she succumbs to hypothermia due to the bath salts, and collapses at the altar and dies before she can even say "I do". The topper? In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment at the very end of the segment, you see the groom ''fist bump'' one of his groomsmen, clearly relieved that he just avoided an obvious train wreck of a marriage.
21st Oct '16 10:11:39 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* '''Died-Zilla''': Katie is an ex-drug addict {{Bridezilla}} who relapses and snorts bath salts after receiving them as a gift at her bridal shower. Then she [[YourCheatingHeart has sex with the Best Man right before the wedding ceremony]]. By the time she is about to marry her fiancé, she succumbs to hypothermia due to the bath salts, and collapses at the altar before she can even say "I do". The topper? In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment at the very end of the segment, you see the groom ''fist bump'' one of his groomsmen, clearly relieved that he just avoided an obvious train wreck of a marriage.
16th May '16 7:41:48 PM TravisTouchdown
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* '''Kill Bill & Billie''': An abusive husband who suspects that his wife (a former callgirl) is cheating on him hires a hitman to track her, and, if she's seeing someone on the side, kill both the wife and the man she's with. It turns out, however, that the husband is not particularly faithful himself, and hires prostitutes three times a week. This week, however, he hires a fourth... who turns out to be his wife, who had been working as an escort behind his back. As they're busy screaming at each other, the hitman walks behind them, shoots them both in the head with a silenced pistol, and just leaves. [[ExactWords Oops.]]
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