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27th Oct '16 4:24:37 AM Anarky17
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* '''Greased is the Word''': An idiot who's already done time for a failed stick-up tries to rob a jewelry store. However,with his pantyhose mask blocking his vision, the moron draws a gun '''[[TooDumbToLive on a gun shop]]'''. You can guess how well [[MoreDakka that turns out]].
21st Oct '16 10:14:51 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* '''Died-Zilla''': Katie is an ex-drug addict {{Bridezilla}} who relapses and snorts bath salts after receiving them as a gift at her bridal shower. Then she [[YourCheatingHeart has sex with the Best Man right before the wedding ceremony]]. By the time she is about to marry her fiancé, she succumbs to hypothermia due to the bath salts, and collapses at the altar before she can even say "I do". The topper? In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment at the very end of the segment, you see the groom ''fist bump'' one of his groomsmen, clearly relieved that he just avoided an obvious train wreck of a marriage.

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* '''Died-Zilla''': Katie is an ex-drug addict {{Bridezilla}} who relapses and snorts bath salts after receiving them as a gift at her bridal shower. Then she [[YourCheatingHeart has sex with the Best Man right before the wedding ceremony]]. By the time she is about to marry her fiancé, she succumbs to hypothermia due to the bath salts, and collapses at the altar and dies before she can even say "I do". The topper? In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment at the very end of the segment, you see the groom ''fist bump'' one of his groomsmen, clearly relieved that he just avoided an obvious train wreck of a marriage.
21st Oct '16 10:11:39 PM Jackie-Chaos-Bunny
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* '''Died-Zilla''': Katie is an ex-drug addict {{Bridezilla}} who relapses and snorts bath salts after receiving them as a gift at her bridal shower. Then she [[YourCheatingHeart has sex with the Best Man right before the wedding ceremony]]. By the time she is about to marry her fiancé, she succumbs to hypothermia due to the bath salts, and collapses at the altar before she can even say "I do". The topper? In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment at the very end of the segment, you see the groom ''fist bump'' one of his groomsmen, clearly relieved that he just avoided an obvious train wreck of a marriage.
16th May '16 7:41:48 PM TravisTouchdown
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* '''Kill Bill & Billie''': An abusive husband who suspects that his wife (a former callgirl) is cheating on him hires a hitman to track her, and, if she's seeing someone on the side, kill both the wife and the man she's with. It turns out, however, that the husband is not particularly faithful himself, and hires prostitutes three times a week. This week, however, he hires a fourth... who turns out to be his wife, who had been working as an escort behind his back. As they're busy screaming at each other, the hitman walks behind them, shoots them both in the head with a silenced pistol, and just leaves. [[ExactWords Oops.]]
30th Jan '16 5:28:47 PM Juste_Morai
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-->'''Saguaro voice:''' [[LargeHam YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE CACTUS UNIVERRRRRRRRRSE!]]

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-->'''Saguaro voice:''' [[LargeHam YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE CACTUS UNIVERRRRRRRRRSE!]]UNIVERRRRRRRRRSE! YOU WILL DIE!!!! ]]
30th Jan '16 5:22:51 PM Juste_Morai
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-->'''Cactus voice:''' [[LargeHam YOU HAVE PERTURBED THE CACTUS UNIVERRRRRRRRRSE!]]

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-->'''Cactus -->'''Saguaro voice:''' [[LargeHam YOU HAVE PERTURBED DISTURBED THE CACTUS UNIVERRRRRRRRRSE!]]
30th Jan '16 5:21:21 PM Juste_Morai
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--> Announcer: Roger that.

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--> Announcer: Narrator: Roger that.
20th May '15 5:02:20 AM Alvin
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* '''Funny Boned''': Chuck is a guy who loves to laugh. He hears a joke that is so funny that he simply can't stop. When he goes there the next day, he is still laughing, by this point, he been laughing for '''36 straight hours''', and eventually suffers a heart attack due to the strain on his heart. After his death, we are treated to his angel rising from his body, ''laughing away''.

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* '''Funny Boned''': Chuck is a guy who loves to laugh. He hears a joke that is so funny that he simply can't stop. When he goes there the next day, he is still laughing, by laughing. By this point, he has been laughing for '''36 straight hours''', and eventually suffers a heart attack due to the strain on his heart. After his death, we are treated to his angel rising from his body, ''laughing away''.
20th May '15 5:00:45 AM Alvin
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* '''Funny Boned''': Chuck is a guy who loves to laugh. He hears joke that is so funny that he simply can't stop. When he goes there the next day, he is still laughing, by this point, he been laughing for '''36 straight hours''', and eventually suffers a heart attack due to the strain on his art. After his death, we are treated to his angel rising from his body, ''laughing away''.

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* '''Funny Boned''': Chuck is a guy who loves to laugh. He hears a joke that is so funny that he simply can't stop. When he goes there the next day, he is still laughing, by this point, he been laughing for '''36 straight hours''', and eventually suffers a heart attack due to the strain on his art.heart. After his death, we are treated to his angel rising from his body, ''laughing away''.
20th May '15 4:54:31 AM redandready45
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* '''Funny Boned''': Chuck is a guy who loves to laugh. He hears joke that is so funny that he simply can't stop. When he goes there the next day, he is still laughing, by this point, he been laughing for '''36 straight hours''', and eventually suffers a heart attack due to the strain on his art. After his death, we are treated to his angel rising from his body, ''laughing away''.
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