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14th Mar '16 2:17:41 PM Maxiboy136
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** Hell, just the whole montage. Two whole pages of candidates, including some rather questionable choices.
--->'''Machine Man''': You ever hear of [[ComicBook/{{Nextwave}} Nextwave]]? We could have kicked all your asses.
--->'''Groot''': '''I AM GROOT!'''
--->'''Beverly Switzler''': I had an on-again/off-again with [[ComicBook/HowardTheDuck a talking duck]]. I'm not sure if that's a plus or a minus--
--->'''Deadpool''': ...
1st Dec '15 7:23:25 PM Hyperion5
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* During the nanny interview montage, we get Nighthawk pointing out that the team "are basically the Defenders" and being confused that nobody else notices. [[DontExplainTheJoke Especially since he's more or less correct]].
* We also have Wong complaining about being " a second-rate Jarvis to a bunch of second-rate Avengers".
28th Oct '15 6:50:19 AM Scorntex
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[[folder:Vol 1 & 2]]



[[/folder]]

[[folder:Vol 4]]
* Issue 1, the opening splash page features descriptions of all the team-members, and then it gets to Squirrel Girl's partner.
-->'''Caption:''' Tippy Toe. [[CaptainObvious Is a squirrel.]]
* Sunspot is not impressed with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s choice of [[TheMole mole]].
-->'''Roberto:''' Can we get the other Hawkeye? I really wanted the other Hawkeye...
* Squirrel Girl's reaction to undead French people with crystals for heads is... unique.
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' Hey! Awesome new friends! First off— I totally love the gyroelongated bipyramid look! It's my third favorite geometric solid. Secondly— how do you breathe? I think science would like to know!
-->'''Neohedrons:''' [[AC:WE. ARE. THE. DEAD. LIFE. MINUS. YOU. AS. WELL. SOON.]]
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' Okay! Good talk, you guys! [-I'm lying that was not a good talk and these are not awesome friends.-]

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17th Oct '15 9:23:39 PM alliterator
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!Vol 1 & 2

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!Vol [[folder:Vol 1 & 22]]




!Vol 4

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\n!Vol 4[[/folder]]

[[folder:Vol 4]]



-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' We can totally talk to these guys. Watch! Hey! Awesome new freidns! First off - I totally love the gyroelongated bipyramid look! It's my third favourite geometric solid! Secondly - how do you breath? I think science would like to know!

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-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' We can totally talk to these guys. Watch! Hey! Awesome new freidns! friends! First off - off— I totally love the gyroelongated bipyramid look! It's my third favourite favorite geometric solid! Secondly - solid. Secondly— how do you breath? breathe? I think science would like to know!know!
-->'''Neohedrons:''' [[AC:WE. ARE. THE. DEAD. LIFE. MINUS. YOU. AS. WELL. SOON.]]
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' Okay! Good talk, you guys! [-I'm lying that was not a good talk and these are not awesome friends.-]

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16th Oct '15 6:14:30 PM Scorntex
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* Sunspot is not impressed with S.H.I.E.L.D.'s choice of [[TheMole mole]].
-->'''Roberto:''' Can we get the other Hawkeye? I really wanted the other Hawkeye...
* Squirrel Girl's reaction to undead French people with crystals for heads is... unique.
-->'''Squirrel Girl:''' We can totally talk to these guys. Watch! Hey! Awesome new freidns! First off - I totally love the gyroelongated bipyramid look! It's my third favourite geometric solid! Secondly - how do you breath? I think science would like to know!
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16th Oct '15 6:08:56 PM Scorntex
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!Vol 1 & 2



-->'''Mockingbird''': I can't believe you can't believe it.

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-->'''Mockingbird''': I can't believe you can't believe it.it.

!Vol 4
* Issue 1, the opening splash page features descriptions of all the team-members, and then it gets to Squirrel Girl's partner.
-->'''Caption:''' Tippy Toe. [[CaptainObvious Is a squirrel.]]
5th Aug '14 2:41:49 PM Gregzilla
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--> '''Ronin:''' It's a Ninja Tea Party.
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Okay, so it's not just me. This ''is'' too many ninjas, right?
--> '''Ronin:''' They must be outsourcing.
--> '''Spider-Man:''' They must have a great benefits package.
--> '''Ronin:''' Dental. Medical.
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Free throwing stars.
--> '''Ronin:''' You can never have enough throwing stars.
--> '''Spider-Man:''' Oh, no. No, no.
--> '''Ronin:''' What?
--> '''Spider-Man:''' I'm not going to have to compete with you in the ''"Mid-Battle Witty Zinger"'' department, am I?
--> '''Ronin:''' Oh, you are.

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--> '''Ronin:''' -->'''Ronin:''' It's a Ninja Tea Party.
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Party.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Okay, so it's not just me. This ''is'' too many ninjas, right?
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right?\\
'''Ronin:''' They must be outsourcing.
-->
outsourcing.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' They must have a great benefits package.
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package.\\
'''Ronin:''' Dental. Medical.
-->
Medical.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Free throwing stars.
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stars.\\
'''Ronin:''' You can never have enough throwing stars.
-->
stars.\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Oh, no. No, no.
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no.\\
'''Ronin:''' What?
-->
What?\\
'''Spider-Man:''' I'm not going to have to compete with you in the ''"Mid-Battle Witty Zinger"'' department, am I?
-->
I?\\
'''Ronin:''' Oh, you are.



--> '''Spider-Man''' Tell me about it! He hasn't washed that cape of his since the Kree-Skrull war!

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--> '''Spider-Man''' '''Spider-Man:''' Tell me about it! He hasn't washed that cape of his since the Kree-Skrull war!



* In the Illuminati Christmas special, when Santa Claus has a problem ("I can't believe the reindeer were all Skrulls!") and asks the group to let him use the Infinity Gauntlet:

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* [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1388037.html In the Illuminati Christmas special, special]], when Santa Claus has a problem ("I can't believe the reindeer were all Skrulls!") and asks the group to let him use the Infinity Gauntlet:
26th Jul '14 9:36:19 PM Gesperitia
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** The Muzak playing? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wggfJR_K1mM Break My Stride]].
4th Jan '14 7:23:18 PM Izzie
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* punches Victoria so hard that she goes flying backwards.

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* ** She then punches Victoria so hard that she goes flying backwards.
4th Jan '14 7:22:57 PM Izzie
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--->'''Namor''': I am the king... of all snowball throwers.

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--->'''Namor''': I am the king... of all snowball throwers.throwers.
* The team believes that Victoria Hand is a double agent and was responsible for Mockingbird being shot and almost killed (she lived, thanks to a serum that turned her into a female cross between Fury and Captain America.) The problem is that none of the male members of the team want to hit her.
-->'''Mockingbird''': Thankfully, I have no such issues.
*punches Victoria so hard that she goes flying backwards.
-->'''Victoria''': I can't believe you just punched me, Mockingbird!
-->'''Mockingbird''': I can't believe you can't believe it.
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