History Funny / MinesOfDragonMountain

-->'''Doctor''': ''It is imperative that you, whatever you do, don't think about cheese!''
-->[[BeatPanel beat]]
-->'''Rarity''': ''Doctor...I thought about cheese.''
-->'''Doctor''': ''Good!''
-->'''Rarity''': ''GOOD?!''
-->'''Doctor''': ''If you're thinking about cheese then you're not thinking about what you shouldn't be thinking about!''

-->'''Zeitgeist''': ''You got the paper-work done, I trust?''
-->'''Litigia''': ''Indeed sir. My request for a transfer has once again been rejected, and I noticed on the last page someone had written something to the effect of ‘neener-neener-neener’ in legalese.''
-->'''Zeitgeist''': ''We have such fun.''

-->'''Gabbro''': ''Speaking of gas, S’raag!''
-->''(Slag breaths knockout gas into Pinkie's face)''.
-->'''Pinkie''': ''Well that was rude! And stinky! Oh…unless that’s your custom, in which case…''
-->''(Pinkie rushes up to Gabbro and belches into his face)''
-->'''Pinkie''': ''…To you too!''
-->'''Gabbro''': ''You are supposed to be unconscious!''
-->'''Pinkie''': ''[=OooOOOoooh=]…Okay!''
-->''(Pinkie collapses abruptly, Gabbro prods her with a stick)''
-->'''Slag''': ''I like her! Can we keep her?''

-->'''The Thinker Grundel''': ''What happened? Where is she?!''
-->'''Fracture''': ''It would appear, Brother Granodiorite, that the equine has some mastery of spatial manipulation. Clearly this was the work of a wormhole-based method of matter displacement, as evidenced by the semi-spheroid shape in the floor, the rock having been displaced along with the equine it partially encapsulated. As for your other question, [[SophisticatedAsHell hell if I know.]]''

-->'''Spike''': ''Back up. What do you mean ‘good chance’?''
-->'''Pellet''': ''There is also a chance that it will reject you and go dormant once again…and a very small chance that you would, uh, explode.''
-->'''Spike''': ''Explode?! What do you mean I’d explode?!''
--> '''Pellet''': ''The heart would partially fuse with you before rejecting you, whereupon it would detonate every photon in your body simultaneously…Followed shortly by every neutron in your body exploding also.''
--> '''Spike''': ''I’d explode twice?! (turns to Applejack) I thought that couldn’t happen!''.
-->'''Applejack''': '''Neither did ah!''

-->''AAH!! This is why I use chemicals! Setting off pyrotechnic displays on your face is a ''stupid'' talent!''

--> Gabbro sighed and pinched his nose.

-->'''Doctor:'''It is imperative that you, whatever you do, don't think about cheese!

-->'''Rarity:''' Doctor...I thought about cheese.
-->'''Doctor:''' Good!
-->'''Rarity:''' GOOD?!
-->'''Doctor:''' If you're thinking about cheese then you're not thinking about what you shouldn't be thinking about!

-->'''The Thinker Grundel''': ''What happened?” demanded. “Where is she?!”''

-->'''Zeitgeist''': ''“You got the paper-work done, I trust?” He said, adding a dash of salt to his meal''.
-->'''Litigia''': ''“Indeed sir.” She said, sniffing her meal with relish, she was obviously famished. “My request for a transfer has once again been rejected, and I noticed on the last page someone had written something to the effect of ‘neener-neener-neener’ in legalese.”''
-->'''Zeitgeist''': ''“We have such fun.” Zeit said with a laugh''.

-->'''Gabbro''': ''“Speaking of gas, S’raag!”''
-->''Slag inhaled sharply, gasbags on the sides of his throat inflating, leaned forwards and belched a green cloud of gas into Pinkie’s face''.
-->Pinkie coughed and sputtered.
-->'''Pinkie''': ''“Well that was rude! And stinky! Oh…unless that’s your custom, in which case…” Pinkie rushed up to Gabbro and belched into his face. “…To you too!”''
-->'''Gabbro''': ''“You are supposed to be unconscious!” he shouted''.
-->'''Pinkie''': ''[=OooOOOoooh=]…” said, her hoof to her chin. “Okay!”''
-->''The energetic equine abruptly toppled forwards with her face landing on the ground, kicking up a small cloud of dust. Gabbro grabbed a stick from off the ground and prodded the unconscious mare, Slag laughed and clapped his hands, signing.''
-->'''Slag''': ''‘I like her! Can we keep her?’''

-->'''Fracture''': ''‘It would appear, Brother Granodiorite, that the equine has some mastery of spatial manipulation. Clearly this was the work of a wormhole-based method of matter displacement, as evidenced by the semi-spheroid shape in the floor, the rock having been displaced along with the equine it partially encapsulated.’ signed Fracture, a scholarly look on his face. ‘As for your other question, hell if I know.’/ responded in hand language''
--> Granodiorite looked at Fracture and blinked.

-->'''Spike''': '' “Back up. What do you mean ‘good chance’?”''
-->Pellet cleared his throat bashfully.
-->'''Pellet''': ''“There is also a chance that it will reject you and go dormant once again…and a very small chance that you would, uh, explode.”''
-->'''Spike''': ''“Explode?!” He exclaimed. “What do you mean I’d explode?!”''
--> '''Pellet''': ''“The heart would partially fuse with you before rejecting you, whereupon it would detonate every photon in your body simultaneously.” He said before adding. “…Followed shortly by every neutron in your body exploding also.”''
--> '''Spike''': ''“I’d explode twice?!” Spike said, turning to Applejack. “I thought that couldn’t happen!”''.
-->'''Applejack''': '''“Neither did ah!”said with a confused look on her face.''.

-->AAH!! This is why I use chemicals! Setting off pyrotechnic displays on your face is a ''stupid'' talent!"

-->'''Pinkie''': ''OooOOOoooh…” said, her hoof to her chin. “Okay!”''

-->'''Applejack''': '''“Neither did ah!”said with a confused look on her face.''.

** And The Doctor's bit of advice he gave Rarity after warning her that sonicing a PKE effector connected directly into her nervous system (aka her horn) might have a few, not so safe side effects
-->'''Doctor Whooves:'''Oh and whatever you do, don't think about carrots.

-->'''Rarity:''' Doctor...I'm think about carrots.
-->'''Doctor Whooves:''' Good. Long as your thinking about carrots, your not thinking about the thing your really shouldn't be thinking about.
* Zeitgeist and Litigia relationship.

-->'''Pinkie''': ''OooOO Ooooh…” said, her hoof to her chin. “Okay!”''

--->'''Doctor Whooves:''' Good. Long as your thinking about carrots, your not thinking about the thing your really shouldn't be thinking about.