History Funny / MetroLastLight

** You are also treated to a man preforming tricks with a Lurker. It is...not very well trained. Especially the end of the act, where the Lurker runs off stage, and the man throws his arms out as he did every time the Lurker performed a trick, before edging offstage after the creature. You can hear him shouting for it, as well as the sound of glass breaking from something it presumably knocked over.

* In one Red station, there are five military grade bullets inside a box...inside a box...[[RuleOfThree inside a box]]... [[OverlyLongGag inside a box]]... Insert your own [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll "Russian doll"]] joke when you find it.

* During the bar scene at the beginning of the downloadable Spider Lair mission, Petrovsky jokingly offers to light Simon's cigarette with his flamethrower, going so far as to point the huge thing's barrel across the table at him and wave it in his face. Simon refuses...then Petrovsky ''lights his own cigarette with the pilot light.''

* In one Red station, there are five military grade bullets inside a box...inside a box...[[RuleOfThree inside a box]]...[[OverlyLongGag inside a box]]...
** Insert your own [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matryoshka_doll "Russian doll"]] joke when you find it.

** Pavel in general is pretty much a fountain of funny moments, mostly from his snarky nature. It makes him so likeable that it can make you reluctant to get the achievement for [[spoiler: killing him--at least you have a choice there]].

* The [[spoiler: little Dark One]] flailing about in the decontamination chamber's sprays. He also waves cheerfully at one of the guards, who hesitantly waves back.

* Hold still while holding a gun, and Artyom will play around with it. With the Bastard, he tosses it into the air, and it doesn't come down, then checks to see where it went (Right when it drops back in his hands) and on the Kalash 2012, he rips out a sweet air guitar solo on it!

* After the fight with the Big Momma in the catacombs (which can be [[SingleStrokeBattle settled with a single claymore mine]]), you get swept away in a flood. Artyom's HeroicMime nature lends itself to a bit of hilarity if you don't move and just look back and forth at the water spewing in, as if he's thinking [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "this just isn't my day..."]]
* Doing a PacifistRun or StealthRun through the game can be hilarious in and of itself if you knocked everyone out instead of just avoiding them. All those Nazis and Communists will wake up to what they can only conclude was a mass mugging - you [[TapOnTheHead punched them into unconsciousness]] and then stole their money, medkits, and ammo.

* After your [[spoiler: awesome custom armored railcar finally breaks down after carrying you far enough, Artoym climbs out of the wreckage and does a little fist bump with the windshield.]]

--> '''Drill Seargent:''' Congratulations, that was shit! And we give you weapons?

* The [[spoiler: little Dark One]] flailing about in the decontamination chamber's sprays.
* In the Red Square level, at the segment where you are required to chase [[spoiler: Pavel]] up the stairs, this troper ran the other way to replace his gas mask. [[spoiler: Pavel]] will call out Artyom on running away, going so far as to call him a chicken and even make the classic "bawk bawkbawkbawkbawk baaaawk!"

* When you, Khan, Miller, [[spoiler: and the baby Dark One]] confront Moskvin, Khan immediately bellows '''''[ThatLiarLies "You are a liar!"]]''''' at him upon entering the room. It's especially funny coming from the otherwise subdued and soft-spoken Khan.

** You can [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rhJZCzNj-w watch a group of women]] do the can can. The dancer on the far left is noticeably out of synch with the rest of the dancers.

* In the Ranger level of the Faction Pack DLC, Shaman tells you not to expect to find the Secret Map of the Metro. The last item on the list of salvageable items is literally just that.

* Hold still while holding a gun, and Artyom will play around with it. With the Bastard, he tosses it into the air, and it doesn't come down, then checks to see where it went (Right when it drops back in his hands) and on the Kalash 2012, [[spoiler: he rips out a sweet air guitar solo on it!]]

** Doubles as a small CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. [[spoiler: Old girl got you through a lot.]]

* Near the beginning of the game, when you're getting your gear from the quartermaster: there's a DrillSeargentNasty training some troops. If you listen long enough, you can hear him say: