History Funny / MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots

* If you install the game onto your PS3 system, Snake will have a little message upon completion. His line? [[MemeticMutation "Kept you waiting, huh?"]]

*** Snake mentioning that Outer Haven is like "Liquid's own [[Franchise/StarWars Death Star]]" is also a little chuckle worthy, if only because of the revelation that Snake apparently watched Star Wars at some point. [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3 Para-Medic]] would be proud.

*** It's even funnier when you realize that they land in the exact same way Snake landed on the tanker at the beginning of [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2 the Tanker Chapter]].

-->'''Sunny''': "You're not watching your nicotine intanke!"

** Also, him trying to grab not only Mei Ling's ass, but Meryl's too.

* After the epic fight between Metal Gears RAY and REX, Liquid Ocelot jumps out of RAY and... runs away, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0_QlA-0jw8 doing the most childish gestures and laughs]] as Snake limps after him.

** One of the spots is a talk show featuring David Hayter, where the host is ''clearly'' not listeing to him and just asks random questions or wings it. Hayter doesn't fare much better and just acts confused as he is very busy... Watching a baseball game on his Solid Eye. The host concludes the show by an inspiring quote from Hayter, who meekly says "I never said that..." before the SmashToBlack.

** When she drops her stick and gets on all fours to pick it up, Akiba is staring at her ass the whole time and even leans in to get a closer look before getting pulled back by an angry Meryl.

** The mission briefing where Sunny just walks up, snatches the cigarette out of Snake's hand, and yells "This is a no smoking flight!". His Psyche meter drains a quarter, like "I just got my ass handed to me by a little girl. I am not a man."

** At the end of the Act 5 mission briefing, Snake raises his hand and wiggles his fingers like an eager student. It's hilarious. And then when Mei Ling calls on him, he asks, "Anybody got a smoke?" Meryl groans, and his Psyche Meter drains.

** In the mission briefing for Act 1, Sunny finds out that Snake has been smoking (and a lot of cigarettes) after one of them falls. She then furiously stomps said cigarette and yells at Snake that smoking is not allowed on the plane.

''(Third kill)'': Knock it off Snake! Are you trying to abort this mission?!\\
''(Fourth kill)'': JUSTWHATDIDYOU ''SNAKE!''

-->'''Rosemary:''' Snake, you're suppose to be protecting Meryl, not hurting her!

-->'''Otacon:''' Stop it Snake! Meryl can’t take this kind of abuse! Keep her safe, don't hurt her!
-->'''Rosemary:''' Stop Snake! Don't let Meryl take anymore damage!

-->''(First kill)'': Snake, what are you doing?! We need them to lead us to Big Mama's hideout!\\
''(Second kill)'': Snake, do not kill them! Their our only means of finding Big Mama!\\

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7E_TwUAdn4 You're... THE SHIT!]]" Elaboration: Call Otacon in the Canyon area where Snake fought Raven in an M1 Tank. Snake bluntly explains how he beat the Tank with a bunch of grenades leading to an awe-inspired Otacon to make the aforementioned statement.
** A comment on that [=YouTube=] link sums this page up nicely - "Solid Snake is the shit, Johnny Sasaki needs to shit, the Patriots are full of shit, and Ocelot is doing stuff justs for shits-n-giggles."
** In retrospect, Otacon might have studied ''too little'' considering what Big Boss did in ''Snake Eater'', ''Peace Walker'' AND ''Phantom Pain''. Or even about how Snake [[VideoGame/MetalGear1 beat a tank back in Outer Heaven by tricking it into driving over a bunch of mines.]]

** His introduction, where he [[ToiletHumor gets caught relieving himself]] (or attempting to) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR7LNAsK91k inside a barrel]], has to be seen to be believed. As Snake's behind a wall from an enemy {{Mook}}, the Mook walks by the barrel and then the most ''hilarious'' farts, gurgles and groans echo out of it. The Mook uncovers poor Johnny with his pants down in a crouch, and Johnny can only look embarrassed as he lets one rip a final time before legging it as he tugs his pants up. The Mook covers his nose and lets out a disgusted grown, then pursues him, but he doesn't shoot him possibly out of sheer bewilderment. Snake [[{{Squick}} later decides to use the barrel as a hiding spot.]]

*** From that same mission briefing, Sunny [[FunnyBackgroundEvent snatching the cigarette out of Snake's mouth]], and Snake taking it back.

** First, [[spoiler:when re-infiltrating Shadow Moses Island, Otacon calls Snake to tell him to put in Disc 2, before realizing they were on a [=BluRay=] disc, which is dual-layered. Snake tolerates it for all of 3 seconds before telling Otacon to get a grip.]]
** And during the final act, [[spoiler:after defeating Screaming Mantis, the ghost of Psycho Mantis shows up to pull his old tricks. But after finding out the system doesn't have a memory card and (if you aren't using the Dual Shock 3) the controller doesn't vibrate, he freaks out and is banished by The Sorrow. Also, the flashbacks that normally call back to images of past games are of a [=PS1=].]]

** [[spoiler: His gleeful response to causing the [=DS3=] controller to vibrate is even funnier.]]

* Although the Camera is on the Nomad each act briefing for you to retrieve in a playthrough, getting it in Act 4 has a small album of photos of Sunny and [[spoiler: Naomi]] included. .. including [[http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll95/DarkPhoenix-/failth0.png a picture of Sunny learning how to flip eggs the hard way.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSZHEH3uiw "Fox....DIE!"]] [[spoiler: "Think again!"]] Another hilarious callback to [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid [=MGS1=]]].

* During the final battle [[spoiler: between Snake and Ocelot, if you allow Ocelot to choke hold Snake and do nothing, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15a2miaQwNQ Ocelot will kiss Snake on the cheek!]]]] Bonus points for the Achievement Trophy for unlocking this is ''You're pretty good''.

* During a massive firefight on [[spoiler:Outer Haven]], Akiba confesses [[spoiler:his love to Meryl but is rejected... because ''she'' wanted to do the proposing]].

** [[spoiler:At Meryl and Johnny's wedding, Little Gray snatches the [[BouquetToss bouquet]] from mid-air, much to Mei-Ling's chagrin.]]

* Among the in-game TV spots is a straight-laced nature documentary about [[EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods octopi]] and their [[ChameleonCamouflage camouflage and mimicry capabilities]]. What sells it is the [[{{Crawl}} news ticker]] [[FreezeFrameBonus that floats around the screen]], with darkly funny headlines like "Voter turnout lower than expected in Mexico City biannual warlord elections" and "14 mauled by genetically modified 'aggressive cow' hybrid in Ulaanbataar Friday; [[SkewedPriorities city officials express disappointment in technology]], promise fewer glitches in Bovex 400 model scheduled for release this January".

** One of the spots is a talk show featuring David Hayter, where the host is ''clearly'' not listeing to him and just asks random questions or wings it. Hayter doesn't fare much better and just acts confused as he is very busy... Watching a baseball game on his Solid Eye. The host concludes the show by an inspiring quote from Hayter, who meekly says "I never said that..." before the CutToBlack.

* In what is otherwise a fairly serious scene full of carnage, Ocelot is doing [[http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamy9hxML71rb8fpgo1_500.gif this]]. It's not uncommon to see Youtube comments on this scene joking about how Liquid is ''fingergunning'' people to death.

** A comment on that YouTube link sums this page up nicely - "Solid Snake is the shit, Johnny Sasaki needs to shit, the Patriots are full of shit, and Ocelot is doing stuff justs for shits-n-giggles."

** One of the spots is a talk show featuring David Hayter, where the host is ''clearly'' not listeing to him and just asks random questions or wings it. Hayter doesn't fare much better and just acts confused as he is very busy... Watching a baseball game on his Solid Eye.

** When she drops her stick and gets on all fours to pick it up, Akiba is ''staring at her ass' the whole time and even leans in to get a closer look before getting pulled back by an angry Meryl.

* In what is otherwise a fairly serious scene full of carnage, Ocelot is doing [[http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamy9hxML71rb8fpgo1_500.gif this]].

* At the beginning of Act 5, Mei Ling is giving a briefing on their mission but when she is too short to reach part of the slide, she jumps before extending her presentation stick. She also at one point holds her stick upside down and later drops it.

* Two callbacks to [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid MGS1]]:

*** Doubled if you've also played 'MGS1' on the PS3, which has the famous 'controller vibrates' trick regardless of if your controller is wireless or not, yet by 'MGS4' he seems totally mystified by the exact same controller

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSZHEH3uiw "Fox....DIE!"]] [[spoiler: "Think again!"]] Another hilarious callback to [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid MGS1]].

** His introduction, where he [[ToiletHumor gets caught relieving himself]] (or attempting to) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR7LNAsK91k inside a barrel]], has to be seen to be believed. As Snake's behind a wall from an enemy {{Mook}}, the Mook walks by the barrel and then the most ''hilarious'' farts, gurgles and groans echo out of it. The Mook uncovers poor Johnny with his pants down in a crouch, and Johnny can only look embarrassed as he lets one rip a final time before legging it as he tugs his pants up. The Mook pursues him, but he doesn't shoot him possibly out of sheer bewilderment. Snake [[{{Squick}} later decides to use the barrel as a hiding spot.]]

** Even funnier when done on a woman. She will become angry when he touches her privates during the search and sometimes even call him a pervert. Eventually knocking him down with a kick. Sometimes she will laugh when he touches her, probably because it tickles. Sometimes they may even enjoy it, either moaning or telling Snake he's good at it.

** Even funnier when done on a woman. She will become angry when he touches her privates during the search and sometimes even call him a pervert. Sometimes she will laugh when he touches her, probably because it tickles.

** Even funnier when done on a woman. She will become angry when he touches her breasts during the search and sometimes even call him a pervert. Sometimes she will laugh when he touches her, probably because it tickles.

** Even funnier when done on a woman. She will become angry when he touches her breasts during the search and sometimes even call him a pervert.