History Funny / MenInBlackII

* The scene at the start of the second film where Serleena [[ToServeMan devours a man]] [[SwallowedWhole whole]] zigzags between being funny and being NightmareFuel. On the funny side, it comes out of absolutely ''nowhere'' -- the would-be rapist literally appeared ''two seconds'' after she assumed her human form -- and Serleena's hot Victoria's Secret model body with a BalloonBelly is just bizarre. The nonchalant way she studies the picture again, concludes the belly has to go, and then walks back behind the bushes to vomit before walking off on her mission with her assailant's clothes is also funny. The nightmare fuel comes when it kicks in that you just saw some random person be ''eaten, digested and regurgitated'', with all the casualness of a New Yorker eating a hotdog. The funniest part is the blank, mannequin stare off into space Serleena has when being dragged into the bushes; she knows she's in no danger, and is just going along with it.

*** It's [[AllThereInTheManual all on the card]]- "Be Kind! Rewind! Two For One Every Wednesday! Large Adult Entertainment Section In The Back!"

-->'''Rapist:''' Hey, pretty lady. ''(licks Serleena)'' You taste good!\\

*** It's [[AllThereInTheManual all on the card]]- "Large Adult Entertainment Section In The Rear"

* From the second film, K shoots Jeebs's head off (though the first part can also be NightmareFuel because [[JumpScare how abrupt and out-of-nowhere Jeebs' head explosion was]]).

* From the second film, K shoots Jeebs's head off.

-->'''Rapist:''' Hey, baby. ''(licks Serleena)'' You taste delicious!\\

** Even funnier, Kay's only reaction to the mail-sorting "machine" being a box containing a multi-armed alien is to berate the alien for smoking in the workplace. Made even funnier still when the aliens simply places another cigarette in his mouth after Kay takes his.

** Even funnier, Kay's only reaction to the mail-sorting "machine" being a box containing a multi-armed alien is to berate the alien for smoking in the workplace. Made even funnier when the aliens simply places another cigarette in his mouth after Kay takes his.

** Even funnier, Kay's only reaction to the mail-sorting "machine" being a box containing a multi-armed alien is to berate the alien for smoking in the workplace.

* The mailroom scene--both the multi-armed, smoking mail sorter and Will Smith beatboxing with Biz Markie.

* Jay and Kay go to Kay's old apartment to pick up some weapons, much to the confusion of the family now living there, played by director Barry Sonnenfeld and his family.

* [[http://youtu.be/qUnxfLXbtdU?t=2m4s A particularly lengthy blooper]] that takes up the majority of the film's [[HilariousOuttakes gag reel]], wherein Sonnenfeld gets the name of a cast member wrong, which spirals Smith, Jones and Dawson into an infectious fit of giggles. It only gets worse from there, as the three begin to react hysterically to every demand made by the continuously stoic Sonnenfeld, who is unamused by their antics.

* "Didn't your mom ever give you a Game Boy?" "''What is a Game Boy?!''" "[[TranquilFury You know what, move.]]"

-->'''Jay''': Actually it came with a black dude but he kept getting pulled over.

-->'''Rapist:''' ''(licking Serleena)'' You taste good!\\

'''Serleena:''' So do you.

-->'''Serleena:''' Education. I really want to learn how to be an underwear model. They say I've got real potential. ''(rips open shirt)''

*** It's [[AllInTheManual all on the card]]- "Large Adult Entertainment Section In The Rear"

* The scene at the start of the second film where Serleena [[ToServeMan devours a man]] [[SwallowedWhole whole]] zigzags between being funny and being NightmareFuel. On the funny side, it comes out of absolutely ''nowhere'' -- the would-be rapist literally appeared ''two seconds'' after she assumed her human form -- and Serleena's hot Victoria's Secret model body with a BalloonBelly is just bizarre. The nonchalant way she studies the picture again, concludes the belly has to go, and then walks back behind the bushes to vomit before walking off on her mission with her assailant's clothes is also funny. The nightmare fuel comes when it kicks in that you just saw some random person be ''eaten, digested and regurgitated'', with all the casualness of a New Yorker eating a hotdog.

--> '''Kay:''' [[NotTooSubtleSubjectChange MIB's a mess, kid. Let's go.]]

* The MichaelJackson cameo. "I could be Agent M!"

* After J neuralyzes the commuters on the half-eaten subway train he just saved:
-->'''J''': The City of New York would like to thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been a real emergency, y'all would have been eaten. Cuz ya' don't listen! You're ignorant! How's a man gonna come crashing through the back of a subway window- that's the problem with y'all New Yorkers! "Oh, we've seen it all. Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us, Mr. black man!". Now I come in, I ask you nicely to move to the next car, and y'all just sit there like...
-->(''realizing he's carried on to long and neuralyzes them again'')

-->'''J''': Thank you for participating in our drill. Had this been a real emergency, y'all would have been eaten. Cuz ya' don't listen. How's a man gonna come crashing through the back of a subway window- that's the problem with y'all New Yorkers. "Oh, no, we've seen it all. Oh no, a 600 foot worm, save us, Mr. black man!". I ask you nicely to move to the next car, and you just sit there like...
-->(''neuralyzes them again'')
-->'''J''': Thank you for participating in our drill. Hopefully, you've all enjoyed our smaller, more energy efficient subway cars. Watch your step. You will have a nice day.