History Funny / Max0r

-->'''Ranni:''' Tell you what, I'm also in the business of killing God. I want to restore [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy the good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely.]]\\

'''Ranni:''' [[Memes/TheDarkKnightTrilogy For you.]] (bitcrushed boom)

** Also, Tanith's Crucible Knight is just named Gug, and he can only say his name.

--> '''[=Max0r=]''': That's right, Gamer Supps made the mistake of sponsoring me. And they said, "Yes, you can make Elden Ring builds based on our flavors." This is a decision I will make them regret.

'''Varre:''' (Zooming in on Varre's face with [[SynchroVox a realistic mouth and eyes]]) [[BluntYes Yes.]] Deep below our feet, on the shores of The Blood Swamp, ('''[=Max0r=]:''' [[DoubleTake The Blood what!?]]) there lies a kingdom, for the rejected, the poor, and especially, the incels, like you. ([=Max0r=] is now wearing the Albinauric Mask) Together, with the power of the Great Empyrean Miquella, which I kidnapped :)\\

'''[=Max0r=]:''' (With the immolated Erdtree right behind him) You know I set the tree on fire, right?\\

* Melotonin's final monologue.

-->'''Max:''' Much like his [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} titular cat]], Godrick is a fucking gremlin who obtained his abilities by entering [[VideoGame/FiveNightsatFreddys Freidrich Fastbear's]] Mega-Pissplex in the year of our [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]] 1987 and then sewed the children therein into his wacky animatronic suit. They call him [[{{Pun}} Willam Grafton]].

--> ''I hope this world crushes your head like a grape.''

--> Things definitely weren't dying before, I checked.

--> Restore the Elden Ring.

* Gideon's off-camera monologue after Elden John defeats Malakith and releases the Rune of Death.

** Max0r then uses the game's character creator to make some [[BodyHorror truly horrific]] characters representing each flavor. It must be seen to be believed.

* A running gag throughout the video features Elden John doing a silly dance in random locations - usually in the vicinity of hostile [=NPCs=] that immediately attack him.

* A running gag throughout the video features Elden John doing a silly dance in random locations - usually in the vicinity of hostile NPCs that immediately attack him.

* "The nukes were never intended for Ustio to ''begin with.'' And on June 6th, 1995, ''[[MoodWhiplash Belka bit into]]'' ''[[UnusualEuphemism the Crazy Hamburger.]]''" "'''[[MemeticMutation CRRRAZY HAMBURGE-]]'''" '''''[[MoodWhiplash (Visual of a nuclear bomb exploding)]]'''''

''[[[SensoryOverload every sound effect]]'' ''[[SensoryAbuse at once]]]''\\

* Varre (voiced by Martincitopants) has a new "greeting" for the Tarnished.

-->'''Wolf:''' I am pre-programmed with knowledge of '''''EVERYONE'''''.\\

'''Wolf:''' [Audibly seething] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice I will never eat peanut butter ever again]].''
* Mistral's unsettling head-turns, complete with neck snapping.
-->'''Raiden:''' Please stop that.
* Before the Mistral boss fight:

-->'''Erusean Doge 1''': ''[over the roar of jet engines]'' '''''HEY BRO, DO YOU SEE ANY JETS?'''''\\
'''Erusean Doge 2''': '''''WHAT?'''''

-->'''Captain Torres''': Ahoy me maties, it be me, Cap'n Torres, and I'm here to tell ye that ye can prevent like 99% of all wars by nuking the capital of Osea. I learned about ye knowledge while stuck under the sea for 698 days while only being able to watch VirtualYouTuber content, and I'm as sane as any ol' scurvy dog on the ship! Yar har har, it's ''MY'' mental illness so ''I'' get to choose the coping mechanism!

-->'''D. North''': Okay, but you'll have to like, hand over all your anime and the nuke.\\
'''Captain Torres''': ''({{Beat}})''\\
'''D. North''': ''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Captain Torres''': The what?\\
'''D. North''': The fucking nuke Torres, what else would I be talking about-\\
'''Captain Torres''': No no no no no, the other thing?\\
'''D. North''': The anime?...\\
'''Captain Torres''': ''({{Beat}})''\\
'''D. North''': ... Torres, you have to hand that shit over, it's like a hazard.\\
'''Captain Torres''': ''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Clown Torres''': ''(with'' [[Film/Joker2019 Joker]] ''makeup on)'' '''WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!''' IF I CAN'T WATCH [[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCzUftO8KOVkV4wQG1vkUvg MARINE CH.]] ON YOUTUBE-DOT-COM, [[DisproportionateRetribution THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL]]! ''(Fires the Alicorn's Railgun)'' '''''FUCK, I MISSED!!''''' 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗠𝗨𝗧𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪, 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗔 𝗟𝗢𝗧 !!! I WILL FLOOD THE BACK OF THIS SUBMARINE TO GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! '''''ONE MILLION LIVES!!''''' YOU SHOULD'VE JUST LET ME KEPT MY ANIME, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! ''(Alicorn blows up)''

-->'''Gelb 1''': Hey, did you see that new episode of Ray William Johnson? I love that guy. Hey, you think I can haz cheezburger? Ha, get it?\\
'''Pixy''': Cipher, I can't put my finger on it but I don't feel comfortable about these guys.\\
'''Gelb 1''': Rarw xD! I am so random, haha, but you can't be my friend on clubpenguin.com. It's only for goths like myself.

-->'''PJ''': Hello, Galm Team, I'll be joining you today. My name is PJ, which stands for peanut butter and Jacksonville, Florida. ''[[{{Corpsing}} (cracks up)]]'' I'm really sorry about my microphone quality, guys. ''(caption: "I couldn't do this take without laughing")'' [[TemptingFate You know I got a girlfriend back at base]].
-->'''Max''': [[{{Retirony}} And with that, PJ's death was guaranteed]].

-->'''Schwarze 1''': Whoever installed the microwave inside of my jet is a goddamn genius, holy shit look at those fucking utensils go they are so fucking bright.''\\

-->'''Schwarze 1 & Schwarze 2''': Oh god, that camera has such good zoom!
-->'''Schwarze 1''': Prolonged exposure to the upper atmosphere's radiation has opened our eyes to holy sparkiness of the microwave oven, specifically metal inside of it. And you're looking an awful lot like a spoon right now.\\

'''Schwarze 1''': ''(Noticing the game reload)'' [[OhCrap Oh shit]], [[BreakingTheFourthWall how did he rewind time]]?

-->'''Base Commander''': The industrial city of Hoffnung is vital to the enemy arms productio-- ''(music cuts out)'' I-I don't think we're looking for fucking nukes anymore, dawg.

--> '''Ocelot:''' Now Snake tell me; is it true that in Capitalist America, hordes of pigs can appear from nowhere and ''kill children''?\\

--> '''Bernie:''' You will be receiving healthcare ''by force''! After all, is free healthcare not the definition of communism?\\

--> '''Volgin:''' How about I lay it out in a way that you can understand, you unfresh bonobo? Communism is when the government gives people healthcare. And the ''more'' healthcare the government gives, the ''more communister'' it is. My plan is to use this money to give healthcare to every man, woman and child in the world, and therefore, ''force them to adopt communism''! I will ensure that the government takes every [[CallBack toothbrush]], every [=iPhone=] and every stock market; and ''burns'' them; along with every [[CrossesTheLineTwice starving Ukrainian]]! Once the Soviet Union stands supreme; as leader of the world's nations and the top provider of healthcare I will rename the Earth to 'UsefulNotes/{{Venezuela}}' and inflate our currency until the end of time! To destroy all of the small business owners and mom-and-pop landlords; I have my Shagohod tank, which will rain a nuclear fire upon a NEW! RED! WORLD!

-->'''[=Max0r=]''': Let's go down the list. Attack Hawaii for no reason, that's on the list. Attack people in a forest fire, that is definitely on the list. Save civilian lives. [[RuleOfThree Oh, I'm sorry]], that's not on the list.

-->'''[=Max0r=]''': ''[while careening towards a ship]'' You'll notice that [[{{Understatement}} controlling an aircraft without wings is hard]]. That's alright; the guys on that destroyer don't have [[KilledMidSentence famili-]]

--->'''[=Max0r=]''': I mean, I guess you could use unguided bombs. ''({{Beat}})'' [[BaitAndSwitch If you want to miss.]]

--->'''[=Max0r=]''': [[MadeOfExplodium What is in the fucking ammo?]] If normal bullets work like this, Chicago would be a nuclear wasteland by tomorrow. [[TakeThat As opposed to the current wasteland that it is now]].

-->'''Wolf''': I am pre-programmed with knowledge of '''''EVERYONE'''''.\\
'''Raiden''': Oh yeah?[[note]] '''Wolf''': Yes. [[/note]] Who's your owner then, little dog?\\
'''Wolf''': The NSA. [[BestialityIsDepraved But my handler is a white woman]].\\
'''Raiden''': [[SincerityMode Damn, that's rough]].\\
'''Wolf''': [Audibly seething] ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice I will never eat peanut butter ever again]].''

-->'''Raiden''': Please stop that.

-->'''Jeffery Epstein''': Stop right there, Raiden, or I'll blow this child!\\
'''Raiden''': Who is that?\\
'''Jeffery''': [[ThatCameOutWrong His head!]] I'll blow his head open-- wait are you for real?\\
'''Raiden''': I don't have time for this conversation, children are in ''danger''.\\
'''Jeffery''': Do you know what a "gun" does?\\
'''Raiden''': [As he's cutting Jeffery and George in half] What's a gun?

--->'''Max''': So, enjoy that second phase while you can, because [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic this music]] is a ''gift from god''.

-->'''Doktor''': I can't go to prison, Raiden.\\
'''Raiden''': Why, because you play Genshin?\\
'''Doktor''': No, Raiden, I'm a Nazi!

-->'''Raiden''': I'm running '''late'''.\\
'''Sam''': Oh don't worry, Raiden, the ''Clown College'' is closer than you think.\\
'''Raiden''': [[InsultBackfire Yeah, it's right in front of me.]]\\
'''Sam''': Hahahaha... ''[[SuicideDare Kill yourself]].'' Your ass will always be cringe, and ''my'' ass will always be '''thicc'''.\\
'''Raiden''': [[ImpliedDeathThreat 497 North Parker Drive.]]\\
'''Sam''': Oh good! You're getting more based by the day! But I live with my mother-\\
'''Bladewolf''': [[ShameIfSomethingHappened Is this her house?]]\\
'''Sam''': ''[[RageBreakingPoint [Immediately draws his sword without another word] ]]''

--> '''Varre''': Tarnished, if you're lost, how about you start by finding some ''bitches''. Stupid weeaboo-wearing ass. When's the last time you took a shower with your dirty helmet-wearing ass? With your weird-ass cargo-shorts yo mama gave you. Look, what I'm trying to say is: your fit, is ''mid''. And, you get zero bitches. Get the fuck outta my sight before I gotta look at those stank-ass vans again.

-->'''Marge''': ''FOUL TARNISHED!''\\
'''John''': God dammit-\\
'''Marge''': - ''In search of the hoes!'' Unfortunately, I hate '''WOMEN'''!\\
'''John''': That sounds like a ''you'' problem chief.\\
'''Marge''': I am also [[CardCarryingVillain homophobic]]!\\

'''Marge''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner And you are looking pretty gay right now.]]

--> '''Blaidd''': Greetings, traveler! I am the Pitbull of the Woods!\\
'''John''': Uh...\\
'''Blaidd''': Have you seen any orphanages nearby?\\
'''John''': Why are you asking me that?\\
'''Blaidd''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial No reason.]] Legend has it that at the edge of these woods, there is a well containing the ''tastiest'' children.\\
'''John''': Ok?\\
'''Blaidd''': Go there, traveler, and I will '''KILL''' the infant of your choice!

--> '''Max''': Okay, this might seem bad, but I know a good deal when I see one[[note]]WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THE VOICES[[/note]]. Unfortunately, I am blind.

---> '''Gideon''': ''Hey hey, people''.\\
'''John''': [[OhCrap Oh God]].\\
'''Gideon''': It is I, the Lore Man™.\\
'''John''': Okay, do you know where the bathroom is?\\
'''Gideon''': My IQ is the highest among all Reddit.\\
'''John''': [[TakeThat That's not saying much]].\\
'''Gideon''': Did you know, Rennala of the Full Moon resides in--\\
'''John''': ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Flees from Gideon's presence)]]'' Okay, you know what, never mind.

--->'''John''': OK, so I've been to [[GiantEnemyCrab Red Lobster]] once already, where do I go next?\\
'''Gideon''': Caelid.\\
'''John''': ''[[FlatWhat What]]''.\\
'''Gideon''': You must continue your adventure in ''Caelid''.\\
'''John''': Uhhhh...\\
'''Gideon''': (said as a trollface appears over his head) Is that a problem? \\
'''John''': [[BlatantLies No! Not at all! There's nothing wrong with Caelid.]]\\

-->'''Max''': But sometimes, life is just a Bulgarian, [[CrossesTheLineTwice and you are an unstolen car.]]

--> '''[=Max0r=]:''' If there's anyone who knows how to keep me down, it's myself. This boss's weakness is naked anime women.

-->'''Enia''': (In static filter) MUST. CONSUME. CORN SYRUP. \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': Yeah, that's great. Look, I need help getting into the glowstick tree. Do you have any shears? \\
'''[[LetsPlay/TheRussianBadger Enia]]''': Whooooo- ''("her" voice loses distortion)'' -oooooa! Why didn't you say so? \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': ''(Cut to the Twin Fingers)'' No reason in particular. \\
'''Enia''': Nah, don't worry about him. He's, uh, doing stretches. \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': ''(Stares at Enia)'' \\
'''Enia''': For the next five thousand years. \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': What? \\
'''Enia''': Anyways, you need to, uh, burn the tree. \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': Excuse me? \\
'''Enia''': You need to go to a giant mountain and burn someone to death. ''I want that shit to look like a road flare.'' \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': You are scaring me. \\
'''Enia''': The pain is immense and without limit. \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (Flees from Enia's room)]]'' How about I just go kill Satan instead? \\
'''Enia''': '''''You cannot run from me!'''''

--->'''[=TheRussianBadger=]''': you actually cannot run from me I don't know why you keep trying

-->'''[=Max0r=]''': I think I chose the wrong voice actor. ''({{Corpsing}})''\\

--->'''Gug''': Gug. \\
'''Tanith''': Gug is in pain. \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': Aren't we all?

-->'''[=Max0r=]''': [[AwesomeMusic/EldenRing Also holy shit this music goes hard.]] This is an absolutely inappropriate boss theme for the inside of a Walmart.

--> '''Rykard:''' ''"Demigod of Mt. Gelnyr. [[CatchPhrase Number Fifteen]]: [[OhCrap Praetor Rykard.]] It appears that you are trying to cut off my [[{{Understatement}} pet snake]], so in return [[GroinAttack I will now cut off yours.]] The last thing you want on your journey to hell is to join the Serpent King as family, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."''

-->'''[=Max0r=]''': Hey, so, uh, I might have killed Satan.\\
'''Tanith''': You fucking ''[[BigWhat WHAT!?]]''\\
'''[=Max0r=]''': Yeah, so, uh... ''(Tanith vanishes)'' Where did she go?\\
'''Gug''': Gug. \\
'''[=Max0r=]''': Oh... she's eating [[FlatWhat what?]]\\

--> '''V1''': ''*kicks down a door* '' '''SWIGGITY SWOOTY'''\\
'''Gabriel''': What does that even ''MEAN?''\\
'''V1''': '''I AM INSIDE YOUR WALLS'''\\
'''Gabriel''': [[Memes/FistOfTheNorthStar You call shooting a coin a martial art?!]]

--> "To question God is ''heresy,'' Machine. But for your information, I am driving the Corpse of King Minos like a [[SophisticatedAsHell fucking Mazda.]]"

-->'''[=Maxor=]''': I really hope you don't mind, but I'm going to use [the Shotgun parry] for the rest of the game. And if that hurts your eyes too much, don't worry, it can get worse.\\
'''[=Maxor=]''': I love being able to understand my screen. Really sorry if you thought this video was going to have a bitrate.\\
'''[=Maxor=]''' (during the fight with V2): The fight is so fast it's editing itself.

-->'''Gabriel''': Machine, I have taken a selfie with the funny rock.

--->'''[=Max0r=]''': Let's just uh... look at the catalog.\\

'''[=Maxor=]''': ''Nevermind.'' [Actively scrambling away from the computer]

--> '''Hideous Mass''': Top Ten Moments in ''ULTRAKILL'', Number One; ''YOUR FUCKING'' '''''DEATH.'''''
* V2 gives [=Maxor=] a real run for his money.
-->'''[=Maxor=]''': Good luck trying to fucking heal, because hitting him up close is a Parkinson's simulation. ''I just want to fucking shoot him.'' Human brains are not fucking built for this. We're supposed to be [[BlackComedy threshing wheat and dying of smallpox]].[[note]]Which is a reference to a quote from WebVideo/Jerma985 from his own Ultrakill livestream playthrough, said during the fight with [[ThatOneBoss Gabriel]].[[/note]]\\
'''[=Maxor=]''': Overall, the beauty of this fight is that it's simple but complicated. Simple in that [[MirrorBoss he has your moveset]], but complicated in that [[LightningBruiser he has your moveset]].

-->'''Gabriel''': I DO ''NOT'' HAVE DADDY ISSUES! ''I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''BOY!''\\

'''Gabriel''': YES! YES, IT FUCKING DID!

-->'''Gabriel''': H-... how can this-\\
'''[=Max0r=]''': '''''SHUT UP...''''' "this was not worth it," I said to my bitcoin assassin.

-->'''Minos Prime''': '''My blood is a controlled substance in 39 states.'''

--->'''Minos Prime''': You know how to parry, don't you?\\

'''Minos Prime''': [[EvilLaugh [The Divine Comedy] ]] ([[FlashStep teleports in front of V1]]) ''[[{{Superboss}} Time to learn.]]'' (dropkicks V1 to the sound of the Taco Bell gong)

--->'''[=Max0r=]''': ...''Jesus Christ.''

--->'''[=Max0r=]''': I think he's gone.\\
'''Insurrectionist''': Oh machine... are you ''HIDING FROM ME?''

-->"This one will cost you an arm ''and'' a leg, brother!"\\
"What's the matter, Brother? Does your ''arm hurt?!'' '''''BECAUSE I CAN FIX THAT!!!'''''

-->'''V2''': ''I WON'T GIVE YOU THE'' '''''PLEASURE''''' ''OF KILLING ME!''\\

-->'''[=Max0r=]''': ''[[GetBackHereBoss You get back here right this]]'' '''''[[TranquilFury FUCKING INSTANT]]'''''.

-->'''V2''': ''YOUR FORM IS'' '''''INCREDIBLE!!!'''''\\

'''V2''': '''''FUCKING NIKON!!!!!''''' ''(Crashes into the ground to his death)''\\
'''[=Max0r=]''': ...Is he okay?

--> '''[=Max0r=]''': "[[CatchPhrase Hey, guys, it's Max0r here]], back at it again in the..." ''{{Beat}}'' ''"...Chinese lead-mines.'' [[BlatantLies The children love it]], it's just like ''[[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Minecra]]-[[{{Corpsing}} hahaaft]]''. So you guys remember [=V2=], right? [[SarcasmMode I know, it's been a long-time]]. He really gave us a [[IncrediblyLamePun hand]]." ''{{Beat}}'' "[[AnArmAndALeg Again]]. This is the [[GrapplingHookPistol Grappling Hook]], and it's ''really'' good at bypassing the entire game. [[SimpleYetAwesome It's also quite simple]] -- you either catch the fish, [[DeadlyEuphemism or the fish catches you]]. It can lead to some... [[SequenceBreaking odd results]]. So we head through the halls of the Jiangxi Copper Company, at which point I fell into the [[UsefulNotes/{{Xinjiang}} Uyghur Disposal Sha]]-''[[{{Corpsing}} hehaft]]''..."

--> "Don't touch any ''what''?"

-->'''Jakito''': '''''A NEW GOD IS BORN'''''\\
'''[=Max0r=]''': ''[[DissonantSerenity what have i done.]]''\\

'''[=Max0r=]''': ...it crashes the game.

-->'''[=Max0r=]''': So after four seconds of ''very'' adverse weather, I finally decide to kill a man the only way I know how; ''fucking spaghettification''.

--> '''Max''': I have to explain my team. The.. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck uh... th- the Kindergarten]]. [[TokenMiniMoe Nahida]] is... ({{Beat}}) ICanExplain. My Girl a 10... but [[OlderThanTheyLook she is 10]].

--> '''Luis:''' You know chains aren’t normally my thing. But uh, we don’t kinkshame in this house.\\

--> "[[Characters/HololiveJapanGenerationFour Watame]] brings ''vengeance''! '''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext REVENGE FOR CHECHNYA!]]'''"

-->'''[=Max0r=]:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong I just realized]], I can get [[{{Hermaphrodite}} Futa]].
-->'''Rimmy and Whiskey:''' [[BigWhat W-what?]]
-->'''[=Max0r=]:''' I'm declaring an interest.

* "On a complicated level, you have a gun, and normally, bullets hurt people, but in London, [[ImmuneToBullets bullets are a suggestion,]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice like the Geneva Convention.]]"

--->'''Max''': [[SincerityMode So, enjoy that second phase while you can, because]] [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic this music]] is a ''gift from god''.

* Raiden slams headfirst into the street so hard that [[OutOfGenreExperience he lands in a]] [[{{VideoGame/Roblox}} different game]] for a moment.

'''Armstrong:''' [[RuleOfThree Free to]] [[{{Corpsing}} follow your heart]]--\\

** Making it extra funny is that once one digs deeper into the lore, it becomes apparent that ''canon'' Morgott is also incredibly bigoted toward anyone who doesn't fit into the Golden Order (implicitly [[YouAreWhatYouHate including]] [[BoomerangBigot himself]]), meaning this interpretation is actually pretty accurate.

-->'''Max:''' Much like his [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} titular cat]], Godrick is a fucking gremlin who obtained his abilities by entering [[VideoGame/FiveNightsatFreddys Freidrich Fastbear's]] Mega-Pissplex in the year of our [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]] 1987 and then sewed the children therein into his wacky animatronic suit. They call him [[{{Pun}} Willam]] [[{{Corpsing}} Grafton]].

* "For some [[VisualPun back]]story, this game is [[{{Understatement}} loosely]] based on a [[Literature/TheDivineComedy 14th Century fanfiction about God]], therefore, what you are about to see is [[BlatantLies canon to the]] [[RefugeInAudacity Christverse]]; ''I will not be accused of blasphemy'' ''[[NoodleIncident again.]]''"

* At one point during V2's second boss fight in Clair de Soleil, [=Max0r=] demonstrates that you can enrage V2 [[CrossesTheLineTwice by hitting him with the arm you stole from the last fight]]. [[SarcasmMode V2 takes this]] ''[[SarcasmMode rather well]]''.

* Not that V2 isn't coping in his own way, letting out a barrage of jokes as he goes absolutely apeshit.

--> '''[=Max0r=]''': "[[CatchPhrase Hey, guys, it's Max0r here]], back at it again in the..." ''{{Beat}}'' ''"...Chinese lead-mines.'' [[BlatantLies The children love it]], it's just like ''[[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Minecra]]-[[{{Corpsing}} hahaaft]]''. So you guys remember [=V2=], right? [[SarcasmMode I know, it's been a long-time]]. He really gave us a [[IncrediblyLamePun hand]]." ''{{Beat}}'' "[[AnArmAndALeg Again]]. This is the [[GrapplingHookPistol Grappling Hook]], and it's ''really'' good at bypassing the entire game. [[SimpleYetAwesome It's also quite simple]] -- you either catch the fish, [[DeadlyEuphemism or the fish catches you]]. It can lead to some... [[SequenceBreaking odd results]]. So we head through the halls of the Jiangxi Copper Company, at which point I fell into the [[UsefulNotes/{{Xinjiang}} Uyghur]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Disposal Sha]]-''[[{{Corpsing}} hehaft]]''..."

'''Gabriel:''' (rapidly) [[NonAnswer Bye.]] [[VillainExitStageLeft [Bad To The Bone.mp3] ]]\\

--> '''Max''': I have to explain my team. The.. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck uh... th-]] [[MistakenForPedophile the Kindergarten]]. [[TokenMiniMoe Nahida]] is... ({{Beat}}) ICanExplain. My Girl a 10... but [[OlderThanTheyLook she is 10]].

* The entire Senator Armstrong portion brings the character's already memetic status to even further heights thanks to Max's wacky dialogue, especially when delivered perfectly by ''professional voice actor'' [[https://www.youtube.com/c/GianniMatragrano Gianni Matragrano]].

** Speaking of Gideon. He's voiced by Web/SsethTzeentach. And introduces himself thusly:

** Speaking of Gideon. He's voiced by Web/SsethTzzentach. And introduces himself thusly:

* A short clip of a balance sheet is played when [=Max0r=] says he spends his money [[BlatantLies "very responsibly"]], showing he spends $25,000 on Genshin Impact, while other expenses (food, water, computer, candles, Project Wingman) doesn't even add up to $1,000.

'''Wolf''': The NSA. But my handler is a white woman.\\
'''Raiden''': Damn, that's rough.\\
'''Wolf''': [Audibly seething] ''I will never eat peanut butter ever again.''

--->'''Max''': So, enjoy that second phase while you can, because this music is a ''gift from god''.

** The HoYay between Leon and Luis goes off the chart here, with Leon [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday aggressively asserting his heterosexuality]] by saying he has relationships with women [[ImmediateSelfContradiction and sex with men]].

** Speaking of Gideon... guess who he is voiced by now. Here, this dialogue may help you:
---> '''Gideon''': ''[[WebVideo/SsethTzeentach Hey hey, people]]''.\\

'''John''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck No]]! [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Not at all]]! [[BlatantLies There's nothing wrong with Caelid]].\\

'''Raiden:''' Doktor, turn off my Cringe Inhibitors!\\
'''Doktor:''' But Raiden, you'll lose subscribers.\\
'''Raiden:''' Do it!\\
'''Doktor:''' Ok. ''(Raiden's [[SuperPoweredEvilSide Ripper Mode]] is unlocked and ''Music/GangnamStyle'' starts playing)''\\
'''Raiden:''' Aaah, I was fucking joking! Why did you do it?!\\