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* WebVideo/Max0r casually calling Lumine (The Traveller) ([[Characters/GenshinImpactMainCharacters The Traveller]]) "John Impact". Sure...
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* WebVideo/Max0r totally did not sell his house so he could lust over Beidou, described by him as a "big titty pirate mommy."
* WebVideo/Max0r refuses to play as any of the male characters during the video, despite the fact that two of the characters mentioned in the video (Bennett, for example) are very useful in the game. The irony is that he actually acknowledges their overall usefulness.
* WebVideo/Max0r totally did not sell his house so he could lust over Beidou, described by him as a "big titty pirate mommy."
* WebVideo/Max0r refuses to play as any of the male characters during the video, despite the fact that two of the characters mentioned in the video (Bennett, for example) are very useful in the game. The irony is that he actually acknowledges their overall usefulness.
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* WebVideo/Max0r blatantly states that he installed VideoGame/GenshinImpact after downloading ''60 images of Ganyu'' [[Characters/GenshinImpactAdepti Ganyu]]'' after learning of her story about choking a monster because "her ass was so big" after being swallowed by said monster. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is actual lore.]] WebVideo/Max0r was not joking about this one.
* WebVideo/Max0r totally did not sell his house so he could lust overBeidou, [[Characters/GenshinImpactLiyue Beidou]], described by him as a "big titty pirate mommy."
* WebVideo/Max0r refuses to play as any of the male characters during the video, despite the fact that two of the characters mentioned in the video(Bennett, ([[Characters/GenshinImpactMondstadt Bennett]], for example) are very useful in the game. The irony is that he actually acknowledges their overall usefulness.
* WebVideo/Max0r totally did not sell his house so he could lust over
* WebVideo/Max0r refuses to play as any of the male characters during the video, despite the fact that two of the characters mentioned in the video
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* WebVideo/Max0r blatantly states that he installed VideoGame/GenshinImpact after downloading ''60 images of Ganyu'' after learning of her story about choking a monster because "her ass was so big" after being swallowed by said monster. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, that is actual lore. lore.]] WebVideo/Max0r was not joking about this one.
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-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' (''As Max0r pulls Bennett'') '''''IT'S A FUCKING GUY! GODDAMNIT!! FU--'''''
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-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' (''As Max0r pulls Bennett'') '''''IT'S A [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING GUY! GUY!]] GODDAMNIT!! FU--'''''[[CurseCutShort FU--]]'''''
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* As WebVideo/Max0r discusses the anti-cheat system of the game, he claims he is not afraid of the Chinese government harvesting data from his computer, shamelessly revealing that he has ''50 pages of Waluigi hentai.''
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* WebVideo/Max0r blatantly states that he installed VideoGame/GenshinImpact after downloading ''60 images of Ganyu'' after learning of her story about choking a monster because "her ass was so big" after being swallowed by said monster. Yes, that is actual lore. Max0r WebVideo/Max0r was not joking about this one.
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* WebVideo/Max0r blatantly states that he installed VideoGame/GenshinImpact after downloading ''60 images of Ganyu'' after learning of her story about choking a monster because "her ass was so big" after being swallowed by said monster. Yes, that is actual lore. Max0r was not joking about this one.
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* WebVideo/Max0r casually calling Lumine (The Traveller) "John Impact". Sure...
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* WebVideo/Max0r refuses to play as any of the male characters during the video, despite the fact that two of the characters mentioned in the video (Bennett, for example) are very useful in the game. The irony is that he actually knowledges acknowledges their overall usefulness.
-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' they're actually pretty useful but I don't want men in my party
-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' (''As Max0r pulls Bennett'') '''''IT'S A FUCKING GUY! GODDAMNIT!! FU--'''''
-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' they're actually pretty useful but I don't want men in my party
-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' (''As Max0r pulls Bennett'') '''''IT'S A FUCKING GUY! GODDAMNIT!! FU--'''''
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* WebVideo/Max0r refuses to play as any of the male characters during the video, despite the fact that two of the characters (Bennett, for example) are very useful in the game. The irony is that he actually knowledges their overall usefulness.
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What do you think this channel is about in the first place?
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What do you think this channel is about in the first place?
place? We could say the entire channel but that's not what this page is for!
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD ON THE RADAR, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF THIS SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS FROM ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a second, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE, WE JUST SIMPLY HAVE TO FLY TOWARDS IT!!'''''
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I <<'''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD ON THE RADAR, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF THIS SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS FROM ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a second, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE, WE JUST SIMPLY HAVE TO FLY TOWARDS IT!!'''''
IT!!'''''>>
** During this battle, [[TheScrappy PJ]] finally does something useful for once for the whole game:
-->'''PJ:''' <<Hey bro, why does the sun disappear in the horizon if the earth is flat?>>\\
'''Gault Team Leader:''' <<''''' Well you see that diafra--'''''[[LogicBomb Memory allocation error]]>>
-->''(Gets shot down by Cipher shortly afterward)''
\\
** During this battle, [[TheScrappy PJ]] finally does something useful for once for the whole game:
-->'''PJ:''' <<Hey bro, why does the sun disappear in the horizon if the earth is flat?>>\\
'''Gault Team Leader:''' <<''''' Well you see that diafra--'''''[[LogicBomb Memory allocation error]]>>
-->''(Gets shot down by Cipher shortly afterward)''
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD ON THE RADAR, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF THIS SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS FROM ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a second, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE, WE JUST SIMPLY HAVE TO FLY TOWARDS IT!!'''''
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD, GLOBETARD ON THE RADAR, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF THIS SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a second, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE, WE JUST SIMPLY HAVE TO FLY TOWARDS IT!!'''''
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a sec, second, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE! THERE, WE JUST SIMPLY HAVE TO FIND IT!'''''
FLY TOWARDS IT!!'''''
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-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' Here is a fun tip for all new Genshin players! '''''The Age of Consent is 18 Years Old.'''''
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-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' Here is Here's a fun tip for all new that most Genshin players! players don't know: '''''The Age of Consent is 18 Years Old.'''''
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a sec, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE! WE JUST HAVE TO FIND IT'''''!
IT!'''''
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-->"This is the first enemy in the game." (''Raiden activates Blade Mode and cuts the enemy to pieces.'') "Now he's the first one hundred enemies in the game."
-->"This is the first enemy in the game." (''Raiden activates Blade Mode and cuts the enemy to pieces.'') "Now he's the first one hundred enemies in the game."
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->"Needless to say, this fight is fantastic, [[FinalExamBoss combining and expanding on every skill we've acquired]] on our long and arduous journey for a final battle that truly tests our [[StealthPun mettle]]. This isn't even [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty the first time]] Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, it won't be the fucking last."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
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-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
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-->'''WebVideo/Max0r:''' Here is a fun tip for all new Genshin players! '''''The Age of Consent is 18 Years Old.'''''
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->'''"Known sex offender spotted."'''
-->--'''Bladewolf's''' first introduction to Raiden.
-->--'''Bladewolf's''' first introduction to Raiden.
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->"My stream! It's--it's gone offline! You are ''truly weirdchamp!''"
-->--'''Dolzaev,''' after Mistral's death
->"Hey, what's up gamers, [=Max0r=] here, and today we're gonna be questioning why Blade Wolf is [[JokeOfTheButt packing an entire bakery]]."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
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->"We've got more edge in this fight than VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} on the [[UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} PlayStation 1]]. Monsoon can fucking [[SmokeOut teleport]], he [[MagnetismManipulation throws helicopters]] for fun, and his preferred method of dodging is [[DetachmentCombat self-bisection]]. He knows he's three edges away from being a [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] [[OriginalCharacter OC]], and you know what? [[NarmCharm I fucking dig it.]]"
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->"''Metal Gear Rising: Sons of Delivery and [=DiGiorno=]'' is my favourite political and economic simulator, well intended to teach the player the basics of price [[VisualPun slashing]] and how to best [[VisualPun divide]] the country as quickly as possible. The answer, of course, is manually."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->"''Metal Gear Rising: Sons of Delivery and [=DiGiorno=]'' is my favourite political and economic simulator, well intended to teach the player the basics of price [[VisualPun slashing]] and how to best [[VisualPun divide]] the country as quickly as possible. The answer, of course, is manually."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
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->"[Raiden's] ass will always be cringe, while my ass will always be ''thicc''."
-->--'''Sam'''
->'''Sam:''' Guess I don't have a choice... I challenge you to a debate.\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck? [[BluntNo No]].\\
''[Sam "dies of cringe" while the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' death music plays]''
-->--'''Sam'''
->'''Sam:''' Guess I don't have a choice... I challenge you to a debate.\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck? [[BluntNo No]].\\
''[Sam "dies of cringe" while the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' death music plays]''
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* The JPEG Dog's appearance culminates with "Burn Osea to the ground.", just as VideoGame/DOOMEternal music plays intensely.
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* The JPEG Dog's appearance culminates with "Burn Osea to the ground.", just as VideoGame/DOOMEternal music plays intensely.intensely.
[[AC:An Incorrect Summary of VideoGame/MetalGearRising]]
* Everything in this video. That's it.
->'''Sam:''' I'm about to [[CharacterLevel level up]], Jack, and you look like just enough [[ExperiencePoints XP]]--\\
''[is shot at by Boris]''\\
'''Sam:''' [[GagSub oh fuck he's useigsn bue4lts]][[note]]Oh fuck, he's using bullets![[/note]]
->'''"Known sex offender spotted."'''
-->--'''Bladewolf's''' first introduction to Raiden.
->'''Mistral:''' Sorry, Jack, but my stream demands you die. ''[crushes a Dwarf Gekko underneath her foot]''\\
'''Raiden:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture God, I wish that was me]].\\
'''Mistral:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner That can be arranged]].
->"My stream! It's--it's gone offline! You are ''truly weirdchamp!''"
-->--'''Dolzaev,''' after Mistral's death
->"Hey, what's up gamers, [=Max0r=] here, and today we're gonna be questioning why Blade Wolf is [[JokeOfTheButt packing an entire bakery]]."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->'''Monsoon:''' (Real in-game dialogue) Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We're all pawns controlled by something greater. Memes. ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously]]) The DNA of the soul. They are our culture. Our clout.\\
'''Raiden:''' How about full of shit. Is that a meme?\\
'''Monsoon:''' Not it fucking isn't, you amoeba. You'll never be based with memes like that.\\
'''Raiden:''' [[VillainHasAPoint You're right. About me, I mean.]]\\
'''Monsoon:''' What?\\
'''Raiden:''' I thought I could be just like you, but... That is a mistake. Perhaps I am cringe, but that makes me free!\\
'''Monsoon:''' That's sus!\\
(A soldier impales Raiden in the gut)\\
'''Raiden:''' Doktor, turn off my Cringe Inhibitors!\\
'''Doktor:''' But Raiden, you'll lose subscriber.\\
'''Raiden:''' Do it!\\
'''Doktor:''' Ok. (Raiden's [[SuperPoweredEvilSide Ripper Mode]] is unlocked)\\
'''Raiden:''' Aaah, I was fucking joking! Why did you do it?\\
'''Monsoon:''' You think you can just log off, Jack?\\
'''Raiden:''' I'm starting to see what you're getting at. And if based means what I think it means, then caring about YOUR shitty posts is a long way off!\\
'''Monsoon:''' That's rich coming from the likes of you.\\
'''Raiden:''' Family Guy Funny Moments.
->"We've got more edge in this fight than VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} on the [[UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} PlayStation 1]]. Monsoon can fucking [[SmokeOut teleport]], he [[MagnetismManipulation throws helicopters]] for fun, and his preferred method of dodging is [[DetachmentCombat self-bisection]]. He knows he's three edges away from being a [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] [[OriginalCharacter OC]], and you know what? [[NarmCharm I fucking dig it.]]"
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->"''Metal Gear Rising: Sons of Delivery and [=DiGiorno=]'' is my favourite political and economic simulator, well intended to teach the player the basics of price [[VisualPun slashing]] and how to best [[VisualPun divide]] the country as quickly as possible. The answer, of course, is manually."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->'''Sundowner/Buff Bezos:''' Well well well, if it ain't the Feds.\\
'''Raiden:''' Unhand these brains, Jeff. They're children.\\
'''Sundowner:''' And kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve.\\
'''Raiden:''' Wait, what?\\
'''Sundowner:''' "War crime" this, "can't eat the drywall" that. Microwaving mice is wrong, they say.\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck?\\
'''Sundowner:''' (pulls one of the brains out) Not to worry. Kids love video games. That's why I got 'em all set up spinning the wheel on my favorite gacha games. How else is a man supposed to make his... [[VideoGame/GenshinImpact impact]]~?\\
'''Raiden:''' You refrigerated a preschool for fucking jpegs?\\
'''Sundowner:''' [[EvilLaugh Heh heh heh heh]]. You think I made the market for Ganyu, Jack? Like every casino's just a big old conspiracy? Bullshit! Gambling's just a part of who we are. I just market it to [[{{Corpsing}} sexy children]]. Besides, demand for my products is about to skyrocket. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer (Real in-game dialogue)]] Like the good old days after 9-11!\\
'''Raiden:''' Wait a minute. [[AndThatsTerrible 9/11 is bad]].\\
'''Sundowner:''' Speak for yourself. Let's debate this on the roof.
->'''Sundowner:''' Looks like you're a gacha player at heart.\\
'''Raiden:''' Is that because of my brain damage?\\
'''Sundowner:''' No, it's because you go after children. And there ain't enough room in this pre-school for the two of us.\\
''[Sundowner's "woman deflectors" activate]''\\
'''Sundowner:''' Like I said - kids are cruel, Jack. [[{{Corpsing}} And I love minors!]]
->"[Raiden's] ass will always be cringe, while my ass will always be ''thicc''."
-->--'''Sam'''
->'''Sam:''' Guess I don't have a choice... I challenge you to a debate.\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck? [[BluntNo No]].\\
''[Sam "dies of cringe" while the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' death music plays]''
->''[Metal Gear Excelsius's [[Franchise/TheIdolmaster Idolmaster music]] plays.]''\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck?\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[BlatantLies Nothing]]. Well if it isn't [[VideoGame/AmongUs sussy]] Jack [[{{Corpsing}} (has a mental breakdown)]].\\
'''Raiden:''' Bro are you high?\\
'''Armstrong:''' Let me check. [[BluntYes Yes]]. High on [[EagleLand American spirit]]. And there's nothing more American [[{{Corpsing}} (has a mental breakdown)]].
->'''Armstrong:''' And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world.\\
'''Raiden:''' What's a Walmart?\\
'''Armstrong:''' It's heaven Raiden. Check the internet lately?
->'''Boris:''' Raiden, hop on Twitter. You need to see this.\\
'''Raiden:''' Fuck, I hate this website.\\
"I physically cannot stop myself from spending my life's savings on VideoGame/GenshinImpact"\\
"My dick is absolutely fucking RAW for [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Suisei]] I will die soon."\\
"Please have a lot of sex with me [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Kiryu Coco]]"\\
"selling vtuber feet pic cryptocurrency today"\\
'''Boris:''' It's all fucking weebshit, Raiden! It doesn't make any sense! They're being distracted with utter nonsense!\\
'''Armstrong:''' These baboons don't even ''know'' they're at war with Pakistan.\\
'''Raiden:''' This one's calling me a "[[Website/{{Reddit}} Redditor]]".\\
'''Armstrong:''' And that's just the beginning. E-girls, [[GachaGames gacha]], memes, all just petty distractions so ''real'' men can get down to business.\\
'''Raiden:''' [[VideoGame/AmongUs Amogus]].
->'''Raiden:''' That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[MemeticMutation My source is that I made it the fuck up]].
->'''Armstrong:''' I've got my own to debate online.\\
[[ImageMacro me preparing to harass the minorities who live in my computer]]\\
[[ImageMacro IM GAMEING]]\\
[[ImageMacro SHUT UP MOM]]
->'''Raiden:''' Typical politician. All cock, but no cum.\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[FlatWhat what]]
->'''Armstrong:''' You need to work on your fitness.\\
'''Raiden:''' What?\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[WhatsAHenway Fittin' this]] dick in your mouth.
->'''Armstrong:''' [[PatrioticFervor My blood is red, white, and blue Jack]]. I wonder what color yours is.\\
'''Bladewolf:''' Wait. Raiden...\\
'''Raiden:''' Brian Griffin...\\
'''Bladewolf:''' You can't give up yet! Think about every mentally deranged moron you've fought up until this point. You've always had the strength to overcome! [[WaxingLyrical Whether it was violence in movies, or sex on TV]]. I was always lucky there was a Family Guy. [[IdiotHero Even if your IQ is the room temperature of Alaska]].\\
'''Raiden:''' You are the best Chia Pet ever made.\\
'''Bladewolf:''' Sam put a fucking speaker in his sword.\\
'''Sam:''' That's right, I've finally uploaded my consciousness into my gaming setup. Raiden, the reason you're cringe is not because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't ballin' on that stank-ass Windows 95 'puter.\\
'''Raiden:''' Even in death he's on crack.\\
'''Sam:''' [[EleventhHourSuperpower Just this once I'll lend you my setup]] so you can know what it's like to be a real GAMER.\\
'''Armstrong:''' You're my little Dogchamp. (Armstrong kicks Bladewolf out of the fight)\\
'''Raiden:''' I've always said my sword was a tool of justice. Not a weapon, but a way to bring back those good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely. But this isn't my sword. It's a fucking mistake.
->"Needless to say, this fight is fantastic, [[FinalExamBoss combining and expanding on every skill we've acquired]] on our long and arduous journey for a final battle that truly tests our [[StealthPun mettle]]. This isn't even [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty the first time]] Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, it won't be the fucking last."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->'''Armstrong:''' Y'know, I'm starting to have a [[{{Pun}} change of heart]].\\
'''Raiden:''' Yeah, I can tell.\\
'''Armstrong:''' That's why you're the best, Jack. You always [[{{Pun}} wore my heart]] on your sleeve.\\
'''Raiden:''' If I hear another goddamn pun...\\
'''Armstrong:''' If you kill me, Jack, you'll finally be free. [[RuleOfThree Free to follow your heart]]--\\
'''Raiden:''' ''[rips out Armstrong's heart]'' Oookay, that's it, buddy.
->'''Courtney:''' Ninja cyborg? Doesn't Raiden do that?\\
'''Doktor:''' Oh yes, Raiden, ahah, well... the police ''might'' be after him for that vehicular manslaughter.\\
'''Raiden:''' [laughter transcribed as [[FunWithSubtitles "The essence of comedy"]]] Manslaughter, Doktor? I did that shit on purpose!
[[AC:An Incorrect Summary of VideoGame/MetalGearRising]]
* Everything in this video. That's it.
->'''Sam:''' I'm about to [[CharacterLevel level up]], Jack, and you look like just enough [[ExperiencePoints XP]]--\\
''[is shot at by Boris]''\\
'''Sam:''' [[GagSub oh fuck he's useigsn bue4lts]][[note]]Oh fuck, he's using bullets![[/note]]
->'''"Known sex offender spotted."'''
-->--'''Bladewolf's''' first introduction to Raiden.
->'''Mistral:''' Sorry, Jack, but my stream demands you die. ''[crushes a Dwarf Gekko underneath her foot]''\\
'''Raiden:''' [[TooKinkyToTorture God, I wish that was me]].\\
'''Mistral:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner That can be arranged]].
->"My stream! It's--it's gone offline! You are ''truly weirdchamp!''"
-->--'''Dolzaev,''' after Mistral's death
->"Hey, what's up gamers, [=Max0r=] here, and today we're gonna be questioning why Blade Wolf is [[JokeOfTheButt packing an entire bakery]]."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->'''Monsoon:''' (Real in-game dialogue) Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We're all pawns controlled by something greater. Memes. ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously]]) The DNA of the soul. They are our culture. Our clout.\\
'''Raiden:''' How about full of shit. Is that a meme?\\
'''Monsoon:''' Not it fucking isn't, you amoeba. You'll never be based with memes like that.\\
'''Raiden:''' [[VillainHasAPoint You're right. About me, I mean.]]\\
'''Monsoon:''' What?\\
'''Raiden:''' I thought I could be just like you, but... That is a mistake. Perhaps I am cringe, but that makes me free!\\
'''Monsoon:''' That's sus!\\
(A soldier impales Raiden in the gut)\\
'''Raiden:''' Doktor, turn off my Cringe Inhibitors!\\
'''Doktor:''' But Raiden, you'll lose subscriber.\\
'''Raiden:''' Do it!\\
'''Doktor:''' Ok. (Raiden's [[SuperPoweredEvilSide Ripper Mode]] is unlocked)\\
'''Raiden:''' Aaah, I was fucking joking! Why did you do it?\\
'''Monsoon:''' You think you can just log off, Jack?\\
'''Raiden:''' I'm starting to see what you're getting at. And if based means what I think it means, then caring about YOUR shitty posts is a long way off!\\
'''Monsoon:''' That's rich coming from the likes of you.\\
'''Raiden:''' Family Guy Funny Moments.
->"We've got more edge in this fight than VideoGame/{{Bloodborne}} on the [[UsefulNotes/{{Playstation}} PlayStation 1]]. Monsoon can fucking [[SmokeOut teleport]], he [[MagnetismManipulation throws helicopters]] for fun, and his preferred method of dodging is [[DetachmentCombat self-bisection]]. He knows he's three edges away from being a [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] [[OriginalCharacter OC]], and you know what? [[NarmCharm I fucking dig it.]]"
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->"''Metal Gear Rising: Sons of Delivery and [=DiGiorno=]'' is my favourite political and economic simulator, well intended to teach the player the basics of price [[VisualPun slashing]] and how to best [[VisualPun divide]] the country as quickly as possible. The answer, of course, is manually."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->'''Sundowner/Buff Bezos:''' Well well well, if it ain't the Feds.\\
'''Raiden:''' Unhand these brains, Jeff. They're children.\\
'''Sundowner:''' And kids are cruel, Jack. They just lose touch with it at the ripe old age of twelve.\\
'''Raiden:''' Wait, what?\\
'''Sundowner:''' "War crime" this, "can't eat the drywall" that. Microwaving mice is wrong, they say.\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck?\\
'''Sundowner:''' (pulls one of the brains out) Not to worry. Kids love video games. That's why I got 'em all set up spinning the wheel on my favorite gacha games. How else is a man supposed to make his... [[VideoGame/GenshinImpact impact]]~?\\
'''Raiden:''' You refrigerated a preschool for fucking jpegs?\\
'''Sundowner:''' [[EvilLaugh Heh heh heh heh]]. You think I made the market for Ganyu, Jack? Like every casino's just a big old conspiracy? Bullshit! Gambling's just a part of who we are. I just market it to [[{{Corpsing}} sexy children]]. Besides, demand for my products is about to skyrocket. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer (Real in-game dialogue)]] Like the good old days after 9-11!\\
'''Raiden:''' Wait a minute. [[AndThatsTerrible 9/11 is bad]].\\
'''Sundowner:''' Speak for yourself. Let's debate this on the roof.
->'''Sundowner:''' Looks like you're a gacha player at heart.\\
'''Raiden:''' Is that because of my brain damage?\\
'''Sundowner:''' No, it's because you go after children. And there ain't enough room in this pre-school for the two of us.\\
''[Sundowner's "woman deflectors" activate]''\\
'''Sundowner:''' Like I said - kids are cruel, Jack. [[{{Corpsing}} And I love minors!]]
->"[Raiden's] ass will always be cringe, while my ass will always be ''thicc''."
-->--'''Sam'''
->'''Sam:''' Guess I don't have a choice... I challenge you to a debate.\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck? [[BluntNo No]].\\
''[Sam "dies of cringe" while the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' death music plays]''
->''[Metal Gear Excelsius's [[Franchise/TheIdolmaster Idolmaster music]] plays.]''\\
'''Raiden:''' What the fuck?\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[BlatantLies Nothing]]. Well if it isn't [[VideoGame/AmongUs sussy]] Jack [[{{Corpsing}} (has a mental breakdown)]].\\
'''Raiden:''' Bro are you high?\\
'''Armstrong:''' Let me check. [[BluntYes Yes]]. High on [[EagleLand American spirit]]. And there's nothing more American [[{{Corpsing}} (has a mental breakdown)]].
->'''Armstrong:''' And there's nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world.\\
'''Raiden:''' What's a Walmart?\\
'''Armstrong:''' It's heaven Raiden. Check the internet lately?
->'''Boris:''' Raiden, hop on Twitter. You need to see this.\\
'''Raiden:''' Fuck, I hate this website.\\
"I physically cannot stop myself from spending my life's savings on VideoGame/GenshinImpact"\\
"My dick is absolutely fucking RAW for [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Suisei]] I will die soon."\\
"Please have a lot of sex with me [[WebAnimation/{{Hololive}} Kiryu Coco]]"\\
"selling vtuber feet pic cryptocurrency today"\\
'''Boris:''' It's all fucking weebshit, Raiden! It doesn't make any sense! They're being distracted with utter nonsense!\\
'''Armstrong:''' These baboons don't even ''know'' they're at war with Pakistan.\\
'''Raiden:''' This one's calling me a "[[Website/{{Reddit}} Redditor]]".\\
'''Armstrong:''' And that's just the beginning. E-girls, [[GachaGames gacha]], memes, all just petty distractions so ''real'' men can get down to business.\\
'''Raiden:''' [[VideoGame/AmongUs Amogus]].
->'''Raiden:''' That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[MemeticMutation My source is that I made it the fuck up]].
->'''Armstrong:''' I've got my own to debate online.\\
[[ImageMacro me preparing to harass the minorities who live in my computer]]\\
[[ImageMacro IM GAMEING]]\\
[[ImageMacro SHUT UP MOM]]
->'''Raiden:''' Typical politician. All cock, but no cum.\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[FlatWhat what]]
->'''Armstrong:''' You need to work on your fitness.\\
'''Raiden:''' What?\\
'''Armstrong:''' [[WhatsAHenway Fittin' this]] dick in your mouth.
->'''Armstrong:''' [[PatrioticFervor My blood is red, white, and blue Jack]]. I wonder what color yours is.\\
'''Bladewolf:''' Wait. Raiden...\\
'''Raiden:''' Brian Griffin...\\
'''Bladewolf:''' You can't give up yet! Think about every mentally deranged moron you've fought up until this point. You've always had the strength to overcome! [[WaxingLyrical Whether it was violence in movies, or sex on TV]]. I was always lucky there was a Family Guy. [[IdiotHero Even if your IQ is the room temperature of Alaska]].\\
'''Raiden:''' You are the best Chia Pet ever made.\\
'''Bladewolf:''' Sam put a fucking speaker in his sword.\\
'''Sam:''' That's right, I've finally uploaded my consciousness into my gaming setup. Raiden, the reason you're cringe is not because you ain't skilled, but because you ain't ballin' on that stank-ass Windows 95 'puter.\\
'''Raiden:''' Even in death he's on crack.\\
'''Sam:''' [[EleventhHourSuperpower Just this once I'll lend you my setup]] so you can know what it's like to be a real GAMER.\\
'''Armstrong:''' You're my little Dogchamp. (Armstrong kicks Bladewolf out of the fight)\\
'''Raiden:''' I've always said my sword was a tool of justice. Not a weapon, but a way to bring back those good old fashioned values upon which we used to rely. But this isn't my sword. It's a fucking mistake.
->"Needless to say, this fight is fantastic, [[FinalExamBoss combining and expanding on every skill we've acquired]] on our long and arduous journey for a final battle that truly tests our [[StealthPun mettle]]. This isn't even [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty the first time]] Raiden has stabbed a politician to death, but if I get my way, it won't be the fucking last."
-->--'''[=Max0r=]'''
->'''Armstrong:''' Y'know, I'm starting to have a [[{{Pun}} change of heart]].\\
'''Raiden:''' Yeah, I can tell.\\
'''Armstrong:''' That's why you're the best, Jack. You always [[{{Pun}} wore my heart]] on your sleeve.\\
'''Raiden:''' If I hear another goddamn pun...\\
'''Armstrong:''' If you kill me, Jack, you'll finally be free. [[RuleOfThree Free to follow your heart]]--\\
'''Raiden:''' ''[rips out Armstrong's heart]'' Oookay, that's it, buddy.
->'''Courtney:''' Ninja cyborg? Doesn't Raiden do that?\\
'''Doktor:''' Oh yes, Raiden, ahah, well... the police ''might'' be after him for that vehicular manslaughter.\\
'''Raiden:''' [laughter transcribed as [[FunWithSubtitles "The essence of comedy"]]] Manslaughter, Doktor? I did that shit on purpose!
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a sec, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE! WE JUST HAVE TO FIND IT'''''!IT'''''!
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* Every time the Jeff Bezos Arsenal Bird arrives is bound to give a laugh.
* The JPEG Dog's appearance culminates with "Burn Osea to the ground.", just as VideoGame/DOOMEternal music plays intensely.
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* Every time the Jeff Bezos Arsenal Bird arrives is bound to give a laugh.
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* The way Grun Squadron is introduced:
-->'''Grun 4:''' <<Grun 4 reporting.>>\\
'''Grun 3:''' <<Grun 3 reporting.>>\\
'''Grun 2:''' <<Grun 2 reporting.>>\\
'''Grun 1:''' ''(Is talking in muffled screaming)'' <<WHO FILLED MY FUCKING COCKPIT WITH WATER>> <<WHERE THE FUCK AM I>>\\
''(Cut to Pop's Diner and the interview with Schmidt, recounting the events)''\\
'''Journalist:''' Wait a fucking second, ''did I hear that right?!''\\
'''Schmidt:''' What do you mean by that?\\
'''Journalist:''' The drowning part, Schmidt, i-is that real?\\
'''Schmidt:''' Yes.\\
''(Cut back to Grun 1 with more muffled screaming)''\\
'''Journalist:''' So was it like a prank or was it just like-\\
'''Schmidt:''' No, it's just water.\\
'''Journalist:''' Oh, okay.
-->'''Grun 4:''' <<Grun 4 reporting.>>\\
'''Grun 3:''' <<Grun 3 reporting.>>\\
'''Grun 2:''' <<Grun 2 reporting.>>\\
'''Grun 1:''' ''(Is talking in muffled screaming)'' <<WHO FILLED MY FUCKING COCKPIT WITH WATER>> <<WHERE THE FUCK AM I>>\\
''(Cut to Pop's Diner and the interview with Schmidt, recounting the events)''\\
'''Journalist:''' Wait a fucking second, ''did I hear that right?!''\\
'''Schmidt:''' What do you mean by that?\\
'''Journalist:''' The drowning part, Schmidt, i-is that real?\\
'''Schmidt:''' Yes.\\
''(Cut back to Grun 1 with more muffled screaming)''\\
'''Journalist:''' So was it like a prank or was it just like-\\
'''Schmidt:''' No, it's just water.\\
'''Journalist:''' Oh, okay.
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What do you think this channel is about in the first place?place?
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-->'''Gault Team Leader:''' '''''I AM DETECTING A GLOBETARD, GENTLEMEN! WE MUST DISPOSE OF SHEEPLE NASA FUCK! OUR FLAT EARTH COMMUNITY HAS MEMBERS ALL ACROSS THE GLOB--''''', wait a sec, '''''THE EDGE IS OUT THERE! WE JUST HAVE TO FIND IT'''''!
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What do you think this channel is about in the first place?
