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'''Zinnia''': ''[hands him his hat]'' Here's your hat, Harry.\\
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* Just before her rampage, the Trunchbull sniffing at her favorite chocolate box lid Franchise/{{Wolverine}}-style [[TheNoseKnows and then her sudden twitch realizing she's not alone in her house]].
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* Just before her rampage, the Trunchbull sniffing at her favorite chocolate box lid Franchise/{{Wolverine}}-style ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}-style [[TheNoseKnows and then her sudden twitch realizing she's not alone in her house]].
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** Your mommy...is a TWIT!!
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** WHY "WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED?!
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**Your "Your mommy...is a TWIT!!
TWIT!!"
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GOD!]]"
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* At a cast reunion, the now-grown child actors [[http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/watch-matilda-cast-members-reenact-scenes-as-grown-ups re-enacted famous scenes from the film]], including the cake-eating and pigtail-toss scenes. It's as hysterical as it sounds.
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* At a cast reunion, the now-grown child actors [[http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/watch-matilda-cast-members-reenact-scenes-as-grown-ups re-enacted famous scenes from the film]], including the cake-eating and pigtail-toss scenes. It's as hysterical as it sounds.sounds.
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--> '''Zinnia:''' I think your head is swollen, Harry.
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'''Zinnia''': ''[hands him his hat]'' Here's your hat, Harry.
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--> ''[Leaving the hospital with a newborn Matilda]'' "$5,000?! I'm not paying it! What are they gonna do, repossess the kid?!"
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* Trunchbull is getting ready to leave her house in her car, but suddenly, a black cat approaches her, asking for her attention. As it turns out, Trunchbull is a superstitious person and is, therefore, terrified of black cats. The teacher is seen skipping backwards like a scared little girl and tries to scare it off by shaking her key-ring and barking like a dog, only to send it flying by kicking it away when it gets too close for comfort.
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* Trunchbull is getting ready to leave her house in her car, but suddenly, a black cat approaches her, asking meowing for her attention. As it turns out, Trunchbull is a superstitious person and is, therefore, terrified of black cats. The teacher is seen skipping backwards like a scared little girl and tries to scare it off by shaking her key-ring and barking like a dog, only to send it flying by kicking it away when it gets too close for comfort.
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** "Literature/MobyDick"..." ''({{Beat}})'' "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Easy, grandma]]."
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** For this newt, you [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar PISS-WORM!!]]
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* At the beginning of the "Naughty" number, Matilda switches from nursery rhymes to SesquipedalianLoquaciousness.
-->'''Matilda''': "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. They said their subsequent fall was inevitable."
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** During the glue incident, Matilda recounts (or possibly makes up) a story about a little boy who [[NoseNuggets went to pick his nose]] but he had superglue on his finger.
** One of the tricks Matilda plays on her father is that she replaces his hair oil with her mother's hair bleach. When he ends up blond, Mrs. Wormwood says that he looks just like somebody's grandmother gone wrong. He responds, "I look just like ''you'' gone wrong!".
* The parrot scene ishilarious.
hilarious. To put it into perspective, Matilda borrows Chopper, the neighbours' parrot, and hides him up the chimney. Chopper knows two phrases: "Hello" and "Rattle my bones". So when Mr. and Mrs. Wormwood hear him, they think the house is haunted.
* The poem Nigel recites for how to spell "Difficulty", basically referring to the letters (and groups of letters) as "Mrs. [Letter]". Trunchbull responds by shouting, "Why are all these women married?!".
* Hortensia pranking Trunchbull with itching powder in her underwear.
** One of the tricks Matilda plays on her father is that she replaces his hair oil with her mother's hair bleach. When he ends up blond, Mrs. Wormwood says that he looks just like somebody's grandmother gone wrong. He responds, "I look just like ''you'' gone wrong!".
* The parrot scene is
* The poem Nigel recites for how to spell "Difficulty", basically referring to the letters (and groups of letters) as "Mrs. [Letter]". Trunchbull responds by shouting, "Why are all these women married?!".
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** Am I wrong? I'm never wrong. In this classroom, in this school, I am [[LargeHam GOD!]]
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** Am I wrong? I'm never wrong. In this classroom, in this school, I am GOD![[LargeHam GOD!]]
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** Also, the bit with peroxide in the hair tonic, leading to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWRB3E3IPlg this priceless moment.]]
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*** "Here's your hat, Harry."
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* Many of the bits with the [[ComicallySerious goofy FBI Agents.]]
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--> ''*Leaving the hospital with a newborn Matilda*'' "$5,000?! I'm not paying it! What are they gonna do, repossess the kid?!"
--> ''*Selling a car to Ms. Trunchbull*'' "In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, ''whatever!''"
--> ''*Michael chokes on a carrot*'' "Chew yer food! You're an animal!"
--> ''*Selling a car to Ms. Trunchbull*'' "In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, ''whatever!''"
--> ''*Michael chokes on a carrot*'' "Chew yer food! You're an animal!"
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--> ''*Leaving ''[Leaving the hospital with a newborn Matilda*'' Matilda]'' "$5,000?! I'm not paying it! What are they gonna do, repossess the kid?!"
-->''*Selling ''[Selling a car to Ms. Trunchbull*'' Trunchbull]'' "In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, ''whatever!''"
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* Trunchbull is getting ready to leave her house in her car, but suddenly, a black cat approaches her, asking for her attention. As it turns out, Trunchbull is a superstitious person and is, therefore, terrified of black cats. The teacher is seen skipping backwards like a scared little girl and tries to scare it off by shaking her key-ring and barking like a dog, only to send it flying by kicking it away when it gets too close for comfort.
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--> '''Zinnia:''' Five, then.
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