History Funny / MajorGromPlagueDoctor

* For his BlackTieInfiltration, Grom has to borrow a tuxedo from [[LoveableRogue Ignat Booster]]. Booster also hands him a dubiously acquired invite (for which he claims [[NoodleIncident he had to relax in a sauna with members of parliament]]), and loans him a brand new, top-of-the-line sports car -- which, as Grom points out) just so happens to match the desciption of a car stolen the week before.

* At [[spoiler: Razumovsky's arrest]], Yulia takes a selfie with the rest of Igor and the rest of their new "pack" (including Dima and Fedor). Dima, who is positively giddy, imitates the two-finger "Together" logo...until Igor gives him an annoyed look, promoting him to quickly put his hand down.

--->'''Grom:''' (handing him the keys) Case closed, then.

* Dima Dubin being led by the holding cells (currently occupied by petty criminals and bank robbers).

-->''[Bank Robber shoves himself against the bars]''
-->'''Bank Robber''': ''I'M'' here by mistake, Four-Eyes! YEAH! AHAHAHAHA!

** When visiting [[LoveableRogue Ignat Booster]] (who, among other things, operates a seedy-looking boxing ring), Grom shuts the man's office door in Dubin's face (literally). Dubin turns around to find ''every thug and boxer in the place'' [[RightBehindMe standing there]], standing at him.

*** Even better? Grom had warned Dubin, above all else, not to tell ''anyone'' that he's with the police. In the five minutes Grom is away, Dubin not only tells ''everyone'' that he's a cop, but gives them all his phone number (''and'' begins sketching portraits of the men).

* Dubin and Gromov walking on the beach. Dubin is holding the umbrella over Grom's head as they walk, while rambling excitedly non-stop about their assigned case, which involves stolen refrigerators. When he finally stops, he looks up and finds Grom standing several yards behind him, scowling.

-->'''Cellmate''': Moron!

** Before they leave, Booster gives Igor a list of potential leads. He warns him not to rough them up, because they're good people. [[GilliganCut cut]] to a montage of Grom kicking in doors and roughing up the leads.

---->'''Grom''': Piece of shit door... ''(peers through hole)'' Hey girls! I need information! ''(glass comes flying at his head)''

* For his BlackTieInfiltration, Gromov has to borrow a tuxedo from [[LoveableRogue Ignat Booster]]. Booster also hands him a dubiously acquired invite (for which he claims [[NoodleIncident he had to relax in a sauna with members of parliament]]), and loans him a brand new, top-of-the-line sports car -- which (as Gromov points out) just so happens to match the desciption of a car stolen the week before.
** When Gromov pulls up to the casino grand opening, the valet asks for the keys; Gromov hands him a plastic grocery bag holding his civilian clothes, and asks him to guard it (with a warning not to touch the hat).

* Grom takes Dubin to [[WretchedHive the slums]] to search for leads in the Plague Doctor case. As soon as they set foot in the neighborhood, Grom walks through with no trouble at all, while ''everyone'' is staring at Dubin.
** When visiting [[LoveableRogue Ignat Booster]] (who, among other things, operates a seedy-looking boxing ring), he shuts the man's office door in Dubin's face (literally). Dubin turns around to find ''every thug and boxer in the place'' [[RightBehindMe standing there]], glaring at him.
--->'''Dubin''': ''(clears throat awkwardly)'' What do you know about [[RunningGag the disappearance of twelve refrigerators?]]
*** Even better? Grom had warned Dubin, above all else, not to tell ''anyone'' that he's with the police. In the five minutes Grom is away, Dubin not only tells ''everyone'' that he's a cop, but gives them all his phone number!
*** This actually pays off at the end, when [[spoiler: the thugs from the gym help Grom and his friends stand off against the Plague Doctor's followers]].
** Before they leave, Booster gives Igor a list of potential leads. He warns him not to rough them up, because they're good people. GilliganCut to a montage of Grom kicking in doors and roughing up the leads.

---->'''Grom''': Stupid door... ''(peers through hole)'' Hey girls! I need information! ''(glass comes flying at his head)''

* Some rather [[BlackHumor dark humor]] at the police station in the beginning of the film:
-->'''Low Life''': Seriously, officer, we don't go to jail for domestic violence here.
-->'''Officer''': But you beat up your neighbor!
-->'''Low Life''': Nah, he's like a brother to me. I promise.

** When Grom visits the owner of a seedy-looking boxing ring (who is on his payroll), he shuts the man's office door in Dubin's face (literally). Dubin turns around to find ''every thug and boxer in the building'' [[RightBehindMe standing there]], glaring at him.

** Before they leave, the owner of the place gives Igor a list of potential leads. He warns him not to rough them up, because they're good people. GilliganCut to a montage of Grom kicking in doors and roughing up the leads.
*** One of whom is cooking crystal meth, and accidentally sets himself on fire after Grom bursts in. Several seconds later, he's still [[ManOnFire stumbling around on fire]], so Igor directs Dubin to the fire extinguisher.

* For his BlackTieInfiltration, Gromov has to borrow a tuxedo from a criminal friend on his payroll. The guy also hands him a dubiously acquired invite (for which the criminal claims he had to relax in a sauna with members of parliament), and loans him an expensive car -- which, as Gromov points out, just happens to match the desciption of one stolen the week before.

-->'''Bank Robber''': ''I'M'' here by mistake, Four-Eyes! AHAHAHA!

** After Yulia leaves Grom's apartment, her associates threaten to assault her as "payment" for the damage the pain from Grom's beating them up. Yulia simply sprays them in the face with pepper spray and saunters off.

** After Yulia leaves Grom's apartment, her associates threaten to assault her as "payment" for the damage the pain from Grom's beating them up. Julia simply sprays them in the face with pepper spray and saunters off.

---->'''Grom''': Stupid door... Hey girls! I need information! (Glass comes flying at his head.)

*** Another lead is located at [[BondageIsBad a brothel/BDSM den]]. Grom ties the man to a bed himself, and threatens him with the dominatrix's riding crop.

* Grom takes Dubin to [[WretchedHive the slums]] to look for leads in the Plague Doctor case. As soon as they set foot in the neighborhood, Grom walks through with no trouble at all, while ''everyone'' is staring at Dubin.
** When Grom visits the owner of a seedy-looking boxing ring (who is on his payroll), he shuts the man's office door in Dubin's face (literally). Dubin turns around to find ''every thug and boxer in the building'' standing there, glaring at him.

*** Even better? Grom had warned Dubin, above all else, not to tell ''anyone'' that he's with the police. In the five minutes Grom is away, he not only tells ''everyone'' that he's a cop, but gives them all his phone number!

** Before they leave, the owner of the place gives Igor a list of potential leads. He warns him not to rough them up, because they're good people. GilliganCut to a montage of Grom kicking in doors and roughing up leads.
*** ...One of whom is cooking crystal meth, and accidentally sets himself on fire after Grom bursts in. Several seconds later, he's still [[ManOnFire stumbling around on fire]], so Igor directs Dubin to the fire extinguisher.

*** Another lead is located at a brothel/BDSM den. Grom ties the man to a bed himself, and threatens him with the dominatrix's riding crop.

--->'''Dubin''': ''(clears throat awkwardly)'' What do you know about the disappearance of twelve refrigerators?
*** Even better? Grom had warned Dubin, above all else, not to tell ''anyone'' that he's with the police. In the five minutes Grom is away, he not only tells everyone that he's a cop, but gives everyone his phone number!

* Some rather [[BlackHumor dark humor]] in the police station:

-->'''Officer''': But you beat up your neighbor.

* Dima Rubin being led by the holding cells (currently occupied by petty criminals and bank robbers).

*** ...One of whom is cooking crystal meth, and accidentally sets himself on fire after Grom bursts in.

-->'''Grom''': (glances over) Oh. Right.

-->'''Kostyan''': Yeah, Igor, we had an extremely dangerous suspect in one of our cases. and... (holds up a picture of a Toucan) Please tell me, is the the person you saw?