History Funny / MagicGumCivilizationExperiments

** "Storage Rooms." *Walks into dead end* "Nothing here... don't don't don't." - Mayyye

* The Desert building piston aircraft (''[[SchizoTech in a Medieval experiment']]') and attempting to use them to haul resources long distances to reach the plains. Emphasis on ''attempting'', as, during their first delivery, all of the pilots fell off of their vehicles to their deaths, leaving the planes to drop off their goods at the Plains unattended.

* The Desert building piston aircraft (''in a Medieval experiment'') and attempting to use them to haul resources long distances to reach the plains. Emphasis on ''attempting'', as, during their first delivery, all of the pilots fell off of their vehicles to their deaths, leaving the planes to drop off their goods at the Plains unattended.

* [=MagicGum=] treating the Republic of Alchembrew forcing a diamond covered player to give up their armor by force as a WitchTrial, complete with calling the clay patch technique "a generational art."

* [=MagicGum=] treating the Republic of Alchembrew forcing a diamond covered player to give up their armor by force as a witch trial, complete with calling the clay patch technique as a generational art.

** [=MagicGum=] mentioning that the Upsidedowners [[{{Understatement}} "had problems convincing people to stay"]], followed by their leader Venzai showing that they [[FelonyMisdemeanor imprisoned someone for calling his right hand man Josh ugly,]] and were planning on using him as a test subject.

* "Here, we'll be seeing constant natural disasters, brutal winters, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers violations of the Geneva Conventions]], [[CrossesTheLineTwice so just like normal earth]]."

* Magic asking for one of the last shops on the server for an additional 25% off due to the imminent [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt end of the world.]]

* The Russians' leader making the BadassBoast that they have "enough vodka in [their] bloodstream to kill a bear."

** Magic captions his own footage of the start of the Night of Fire with "pov: you used a plastic straw."

** [[MurderInc The Assassins Guild]] [[HighlyVisibleNinja confronting their target, Lirdak, in broad daylight, loudly announcing their intent to assassinate him.]] [[TooDumbToLive While Europe had a diplomatic mission there. Predictably,]] [[AssassinOutclassin many of the higher ranking members of the guild were slaughtered, including the former leader of Australia Venzai,]] [[EpicFail with Lirdak surviving the attack.]]

* "Who the [[PrecisionFStrike f-]] is laughing?" An African complaining during an African funeral service.

* "We have to stay safe, just... [[TemptingFate come over here,]] [[OhCrap oh shoot...]]" [[InstantlyProvenWrong- player attacked by Hannibal,]] captioned with [[MemeticMutation WHAT]].

* "We have to stay safe, just... come over here, [[OhCrap oh shoot...]]" - player attacked by Hannibal, caption with [[MemeticMutation WHAT]].
* "This is our base. I don't know what they do here. I don't like seeing their private places" - Mayyye, god of the Siberians

*** After stating to [=CorruptedFlare=] that he planned on leaving a 1-star Yelp review, gulfstream_, [[ImStandingRightHere being within earshot,]] [[DisproportionateRetribution immediately pulling a crossbow on Magic for this]], [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere causing Magic to run away into the streets to report him to the police,]] who then immediately go to [[PoliceBrutality "beat the ]][[PrecisionFStrike f-]] [[PoliceBrutality outta dis boy."]]

--> "It was a textbook mistake in the art of war: '[[TakeThat Never trust Comcast internet]]'"

* [=MagicGum=] stating that Hungery_ "became popular after promising riches in exchange for people's support" a.k.a *[[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord Bribing Officials]]*.

* "He had made a small hut during his time reflecting on his actions, but turns out he learned nothing from them, because he made his way all the way to the mesa base, and planned to ambush them"

* "The Jungle society was now thriving, with a full fledged wall, farm, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers their leader hadn't died to lava yet]], [[CaptainObvious so that was a good sign]].

* The BlackComedy of the initial experiments being [[CrapsackWorld absolutely chaotic]] with people speedrunning murdering each other to the most negative reputations ever.

* "The lack of leadership created a CivilWar, as members fell one by one like flies. Some by murdering other players, and some by trying to keep order by murdering those who murdered other players."

* [=MagicGum=] realizing that the Jungle's community system was starting to [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything look suspiciously]] like Communism, complete with the Soviet national anthem playing in the background.

** Beastow having to figure out who [[UsefulNotes/{{Mali}} MansaMusa]] is by Googling him.