History Funny / MafiaTheCityOfLostHeaven

** During the chase, Sam and Paulie catch up to Sergio's car -- only to end up spinning out onto the footpath, once again leaving Tommy to chase the lucky bastard on his own.

* When Paulie and Tommy are leaving to smash up Morello's vehicles, Tommy receives his first vehicle from Ralph... and it's a Bolt Ace, the game's dead-ringer for the Ford Model T and just as slow and antiquated. Paulie is incredibly disappointed.

* When Paulie and Tommy are leaving to smash up Morello's vehicles, Tommy receives his first vehicle from Ralph... and it's a Bolt Ace, the game equivalent to the Ford Model T and just as antiquated and slow as the real thing. Paulie is incredibly disappointed.

** During the chase, Sam and Paulie catch up to Sergio's car and

* When Sergio Morello escapes the restaurant, Tommy decides to go after him on a nearby motorcycle. Paulie lets out in a shrill voice and his thick accent, almost like a child:

--->'''Tommy:''' You know what, boss

* In the brothel that gets destroyed, you can break into a couple of the rooms for easter eggs -- one of which is a [[NoodleImplements man dressed as a clown tied to a chair in a dimly and colorfully lit room]].[[note]]Specifically, it's the recycled model of Captain Pennies from ''Mafia III'', meaning he's stripped down to his shorts in whiteface and a red afro wig.[[/note]] He responds with "[[ICanExplain It's]] NotWhatItLooksLike".

-->'''Paulie:''' ''[[NoIndoorVoice YEAAAHHH!]]'' '''[[LargeHam GO GET 'EM, TOMMY!!!]]'''
* When the boys finally close in on Don Morello as he leaves the theater, a passing truck gets between them in the closer lane. Tommy brakes to a stop and waves the truck through, ''then'' chases down Morello.

* The boys are finally coming up on Don Morello... then a passing truck in the closer lane gets in the way. Tommy just decides to [[SkewedPriorities stop and let the truck pass, and then chase Morello down.]]
* When Sergio Morello escapes the restaurant, Tommy decides to go after him on a nearby motorcycle. Paulie lets out in a shrill voice and his thick accent, almost like a child:
-->'''Paulie:''' ''[[NoIndoorVoice YEAAAHHH!]]'' '''[[LargeHam GO GET 'EM, TOMMY!!!]]'''

* EasterEggs that have been added include an [[LittleGreenMen alien invasion]]'' and a set of objectives that you can complete to fend them off. You find notes around about abductions, then track down a UFO floating in the sky. After killing off some Mooks in alien-head costumes, you unlock a [[TheMenInBlack Men In Black-style]] suit.

-->'''Tommy:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Real]]'' professional.

* When Paulie and Tommy are leaving to smash up Morello's vehicles, Ralph gives them... a Bolt Ace, the game equivalent to the Ford Model T and just as antiquated and slow as the real thing. Paulie is incredibly disappointed.

** When the [assassins shoot up the restaurant, Salieri quips, "[[CasualDangerDialog [they] could've at least let me finish my wine]]." This line is kept in the remake.

** The whole sequence is backed up by violins playing a jaunty tune. Not exactly the type of music you're thinking about when you're being chased, and they're ''shooting at you.''

-->'''Gates:''' Damn thing's gonna be crooked by the time I'm done with this city...

* Perhaps unintentional, but the GameOver screen is headlined with "You Died", followed by the name of the mission below. When pared up with a few of the names, the results can be hilarious:

--> ''You died... Better Get Used To It"
--> ''You died... Visiting Rich People"
--> ''You died... Happy Birthday"
--> ''You died... Just for Relaxation"
--> ''You died... Moonlighting"

** On the car bomb attempt, a woman implied to be Sergio's mistress hops in instead, with predictable results. Tommy quips:

** On the second attempt, a bomb under his car, a woman implied to be Sergio's mistress hops in instead, with predictable results. Tommy quips: