History Funny / METALOCALYPSE

-->'''CFO:''' They're not paying you and you'll lose money.

-->'''Charles:''' I'm going to be out of town for a few days, Nathan, Pickles, I'm trusting you to look after the band while I'm gone, kay?

-->'''Pickles:''' What are you, a eunich?? Sign us up!

** [FunnyBackgroundEvent Watch what happens to the]] [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice poor guy in the background]] when Nathan says, "All the chefs are cursed, yeah. Yeah."

* This memorable exchange from season 1:

** And then without missing a beat:

** Charles' comment "Oh, dear god" is the icing on the cake.

* After their chefs get...''decommissioned'', so to say, they have to do their own food shopping. The entire episode after that becomes a laugh riot starting around the line, "And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!" courtesy of Nathan Explosion.

* Toki's cat dream sequence song, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0qyXMjb1s "Hamburger Time"]], from Dethhealth.

** And coupled with ''complete'' [[BlatantLies insincerity]] from Ofdensen when Dr. Rockso's "[[ColdBloodedTorture taking a little nap]]"...
-->'''Ofdensen''': [[TheComicallySerious Oh my gosh, what's going on here, stop torturing him]]... [[http://youtu.be/eYFkfJ80w5U give him one more]].

* Nathan repeatedly putting firecrackers down the backside of Murderface's shorts in Dethdad when he, Pickles and Skiwsgaar prank him into thinking there are other firecrackers hidden in the grass. It continues as a gag throughout the episode.

** Then there's Nathan and Pickles acting like parents, from Nathan awkwardly making sure Toki has his insulin shots and giving him a Dethklok snow-globe to Pickles letting Skiwsgaar and Murderface sleep in his bed after they have nightmares.
** Also, Skwisgar and Murderface acting like adolescent boys in that episode. Without Toki to tattle on them, Murderface tells Skwisgar that they can get away with whatever they want. They decide to enjoy their new found freedom by binging on candy and watching ''Film/FacesOfDeath''... which results in them having nightmares and asking Pickles if they can sleep in his bed.
* The entire sequence in the premiere of someone calling someone a dildo... and then having the person be right behind them, but especially the last one, just for the delivery alone.

* Skwisgaar has a classic OhCrap moment in "Diversityklok" when Toki gets his revenge on his fellow bandmates for always leaving him behind by making Nathan, Pickles and Skwisgaar [[http://youtu.be/e-6MYnGKIas dress as the KKK and Murderface as Hitler at a diversity rally]]:

-->'''Murderface''': "He seems fibrallated."

* Nathan Explosion: Singer. Songwriter. Death Metal growler. ''Incredible'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZI6Pre_dt0 storyteller and music critic.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhcssVFeUw The band trying to learn about the Blues]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFl0NEVYB3M The Christian Rock mosh pit]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88 Dr Rockso's music video]]

--> '''Murdeface''': "I belive that is known as freeballin'."

* Squisgar and Toki being cornered by the Revengers soldiers during the climax of the season 2 finale after their escape pods are separated from the others.

* The band going away to the Caribean for a weekend to dry out and get healthy in preparation for a doctors visit. They spend the entire time there partying like animals. They end up coming back in even worse shape than they were when they left.
--> '''Offdesen''': From the look and...''smell'' of you guys, you drank and did drugs the entire time.

* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard" at points), just because Hamill became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]
* Pickles doing an incredibly intense drum session for the recording of the new album in "Dethrekord", only to find out that Dick Knubbler hadnt even started the recording yet.

* The band embarking on a quest to learn how to suck their own dicks after seeing an Internet video.

*** Among the things he tried to think of to not get aroused, ''TheGoldenGirls'' was one of those thoughts.

-->'''Nathan:''' Yeah you're right. Let's go. Charles always gets pissed off if we're late, you know? He's such an uptight dilllllllllldoooooo hi.
-->'''Charles:''' ...Hi.

-->'''Skwisgaar:''' Holy [[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]] guys, we ams dressed like the [[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]]ings Klans!

--> '''Dr Rockso''': "This one was banned from MTV because you could see my junk through my jumpsuit]]
--> '''Murdeface''': "I belive that is known as freeballin'"

'''Pickles''': Hey fatso! We got your favorite thing: disappointment!

** "''You'' ladys, Skwisgaar." '''''"NO I'M NOT!"'''''

'''Murderface''': ''(Sitting perfectly still)'' ''EEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH-!''

-->''(Dr. Rockso slips his hand into the pants of a sleeping Murderface...then Murderface wakes up.)''\\
'''Dr. Rockso''': ''(whispering)'' I do cocaine.\\

'''Murderface''': ''(sitting perfectly still)'' ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!''

* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard" at points), just because Hamill became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]

** ""Two cups of rice..."" (Nathan pours the rice into the shopping cart and watching it fall through the bottom] ""Brutal.""

** "''You'' ladys, Skwisgaar." '''''"NO I'S NOT!"'''''

** Also, Skwisgar and Murderface acting like adolescent boys in that episode. Without Toki to tattle on them, Murderface tells Skwisgar that they can get away with whatever they want. They decide to enjoy their new found freedom by binging on candy and watching ''Faces of Death''... which results in them having nightmares and asking Pickles if they can sleep in his bed.

* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard" to come up with names), just because Mark became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]

* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard"), just because Mark became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]

* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Senator Stampingston unpronounceable names to say (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard"), just because Mark became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]

* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Mark Hamill]] reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Senator Stampingston unpronounceable names to say (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard"), just because Mark became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]

--> '''Toki''': [[DyingDeclarationOfHate I hates you, Squisgar.]]
--> '''Squisgar''': I knows.

--> '''Odefsen''': From the look and...''smell'' of you guys, you drank and did drugs the entire time.

** From the same episode, the band insisting that Odefsen use the word "Hamburger Time" when talking about death when around them, due to the four being freaked out from a near death experience. Also, Murderface refusing to go to the doctor because they'll just find something that will kill him.
--> '''Murderface''': Hey, my uncle had a big huge thing growing on his neck, and he's totally fine. Then he goes to the doctor...''cancer''. Bing bam, hair out, [[RunningGag Hamburger Time]].

* Quite a bit of The Klok Opera.

* Skwisgaar has a classic OhCrap moment in "Diversityklok" when Toki gets his revenge on his fellow bandmates for always leaving him behind by making Nathan, Pickles and Skwisgaar dress as the KKK and Murderface as Hitler at a diversity rally:

*** "I'M [[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]]ING HAPPY AGAIN!"