History Funny / METALOCALYPSE

** "I think this is calleds 'food library'."

---> '''Nathan''': I think I know what you are all trying to say. I...uh...um... I think we have to build [[YouFailPhysicsForever a space helicopter.]]\\

--->'''Toki:''' [[ComicallyMissingthePoint Eh, not really. Doesn't sounds like a greats award to be honest.]]

--->'''Toki:''' [[CompletelyMissingthePoint Eh, not really. Doesn't sounds like a greats award to be honest.]]

-->"''MAMMY! HOME FROM ALABAMMY! LEECH AL JOLSON!'''"

---> '''Nathan''': I think I know what you are all trying to say. I...uh...um... I think we have to build a space helicopter.\\

'''Murderface''': ''(pops off the top of the bottle and pours some in a goblet)'' Well, I've been drinking all day.\\

'''Toki''': ''(holds up beer can)'' Me too!\\

'''Pickles''': (''surrounded by beer cans and beer bottles)'' Me too!\\

--->'''Pickles''': [smashes Charles' lamp]\\

'''Pickles''': [walks a short distance away to bunch of cheap lamps] What, these ones?\\

'''Pickles''': [Begins smashing the Ikea lamps]]

* Anything Dr. Rockzo the Rock n' Roll Clown says or does.

* When Nathan names a hurricane after being elected governor of Florida. (And proceeded to run it into the ground.)

* This memorable exchange from Season 1:

** He does COCAINE!

** "You lady, Skwisgaar." '''''"NO I'M NOT!"'''''

* Three words: '''"RELEASE...THE KITTIES!!"'''
* How could you forget this little gem from when Toki is recording his part for a new song in the recording studio while his band mates watch?

--->'''Toki:''' [[CompletelyMissingthePoint Eh, not really. Doesn't sounds like a very good award to be honest.]]

* The band starts recording their music on vials of water to deter music piracy. At the end of the episode, the band is completely smashed and doing very oddball things with the water (which heavily pollutes a good portion of the earth for each recording). Gems include, "Don't fill up the fish tank with the drum solo!" and, "You're making ramen noodles with Skwisgaar's solo!"
* And when Toki was concerned about his place in the band and he flashed back to a music lesson with Skwisgaar

* Toki's Cat dream sequence techno song, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0qyXMjb1s "Hamburger Time".]]
--->'''Murderface''': I jacked off on a doctor's face!\\
'''Skwisgaar''': He jacked off on a doctor's face!

*** KA-KA-KA-YEAH!
* "I woke up with a...clown's hand...in my pants. That's what I did today."

* How about when Nathan names a hurricane after being elected governor of Florida? (And proceeded to run it into the ground.)
--->'''Nathan''': We'll name it... Scrambles... Scrambles the, uh, the death...dealer.
* There is of course this memorable exchange from Season 1:

'''Nathan''': ...me too.

** And the best part of that scene: the only bandmember to successfully purchase anything is Pickles. Go ahead and guess what he bought.

* Three words: '''"RELEASE... THE KITTIES!!"'''
* How could you forget this little gem from when Toki is recording his part for a new song in the recording studio while his band-mates watch?

--->'''Toki:''' I can hear you, you know. The talk-back mike is on.
--->'''Skwisgaar:''' Pickle, in the future, will you please let me know when the talks-back mic is on, so Mr. Sensitives don'ts goes to crybabys house for vacations?

--->'''Toki:''' [[CompletelyMissingthePoint Eh, not really. Doesn't sounds like a very good award to me.]]

''(''One ''note later...)''\\
'''Skwisgaar''': '''''WRONG!'''''\\

---> '''Nathan''': I think I know what you are all trying to say. I... uh... um... I think we have to build a space helicopter.\\

--->'''Nathan''': And now, the blackest present for the most brutal of all bass players... [the gift box falls open, empty] ... [[BigNo NOOOOTHING!]]\\

'''Charles''': Would you stop breaking my good lamps? Break those – they're from Ikea.\\

* "I woke up with a... Clown's hand... In my pants. That's what I did today."

* How about when Nathan names a hurricane after being elected governer of Florida? (And proceeded to run it into the ground.)
--->'''Nathan''': We'll name it... Scrambles... the deathdealer.

-->'''Pickles''': Okay, so, uhh... number 421. You, ehh... you are part of the sector eighteen, recording studio maintainence clean team. Okay! Uhh... qui... couple questions. How, do, you, value, your, what you contribute, of, to, at the work force? Ehh... second part: which, do you most, can't, the least? Skwisgaar?

-->'''Woman''': Why are you hunched over like that?
-->'''Murderface''': That's because I tried to suck my own [[VerbalBackspace d- eeehhh - I - I had to save some babies!]]

-->"''MAMMY! HOME FROM ALABAMMY! LEECH, AL JOLSON!'''"

* The emergency cutaway when [[BrainBleach Skwisgaar explains to an elderly lady what a "GMILF" is]].

** And the best part of that scene: the only bandmember to sucessfully purchase anything is Pickles. Go ahead and guess what he bought.
* The emergency cutaway when [[BrainBleach Skwisgaar explains to an elderly lady what a "GILF" is]].
* Pickles yelling at Jean-Pierre in The Curse of Dethklok. "By the power of the holiest of evils, I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!"

--->'''Skwisgaar:''' Pickle, in the future, will you please let me know when the talks-back mic is on, so Mr. Sensitive doesn't goes to crybabys house for vacations?

--->'''Skwisgaar:''' Pickle, in the future, will you please let me know when the talks-back mike is on, so the little baby doesn'ts get his feeling hurt?

* Toki's Cat dream sequence techno song, featuring Murderface's backup chorus of "I jacked off on a doctor's face".

-->'''Murderface''': *defiant stare*

'''Toki:''' I can hear you, you know. The talk-back mike is on.
'''Skwisgaar:''' Pickle, in the future, will you please let me know when the talks-back mike is on, so the little baby doesn'ts get his feeling hurt?
'''Toki:''' I can still hear you.
'''Skwisgaar:''' Well what do you want?! A "Be-Ables-to-Hears-Things" award?!
'''Toki:''' [[CompletelyMissingthePoint Eh, not really. Doesn't sounds like a very good award to me.]]

** And the best part of that scene: the only bandmember to sucessfully purchase anything is Piccles. Go ahead and guess what he bought.

-->'''Murderface''': That's because I tried to suck my own d- eeehhh - I - I had to save some babies!

* And Pickles' reaction? He hurls a bottle of vodka at the control console.

* ''{{Metalocalypse}}'' has a bunch, for all of its usually morbid endeavors:
** After being given a bottle of very rare wine before a concert:

** After their chefs get...''decommissioned'', so to say, they have to do their own food shopping. The entire episode after that becomes a laugh riot starting around the line, "And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!" courtesy of Nathan Explosion.
*** And the best part of that scene: the only bandmember to sucessfully purchase anything is Piccles. Go ahead and guess what he bought.
** The emergency cutaway when [[BrainBleach Skwisgaar explains to an elderly lady what a "GILF" is]].
** Toki's MushroomSamba / BusbyBerkeleyNumber from Dethwater (he was stuffed in a tank, which was then filled with liquid oxygen).
** Murderface's very nonchalant reaction to a blackout on the ''nuclear submarine'' where they're recording their newest album: "Hey guys...nuclear submarine power's out."
** And Pickles' reaction? He hurls a bottle of vodka at the control console.
** The band starts recording their music on vials of water to deter music piracy. At the end of the episode, the band is completely smashed and doing very oddball things with the water (which heavily pollutes a good portion of the earth for each recording). Gems include, "Don't fill up the fish tank with the drum solo!" and, "You're making ramen noodles with Skwisgaar's solo!"
** And when Toki was concerned about his place in the band and he flashed back to a music lesson with Skwisgaar

** While Dethklok is discussing the fate of their adopted son:

** Earlier on, Charles points out that adopting him was not charity:

** What made this troper a believer was this exchange in "Birthdayface":

** And this moment, from "Snakes 'n' Barrels II" (which cuts off the opening of the show to Pickles going nuts to Charles over the Snakes 'n' Barrels reunion):

** Toki's Cat dream sequence techno song, featuring Murderface's backup chorus of "I jacked off on a doctor's face".
** Anything Dr. Rockzo the Rock n' Roll Clown says or does.
*** He does COCAINE!
**** KA-KA-KA-YEAH!
** "I woke up with a... Clown's hand... In my pants. That's what I did today."
** How about when Nathan names a hurricane after being elected governer of Florida? (And proceeded to run it into the ground.)

** There is of course this memorable exchange from Season 1:

** The band's attempts at autofellatio, and the aftermath.

** And this moment, from "Snakes 'n' Barrels II"