History Funny / LimbusCompany

-->'''Heathcliff''': C'mon, mate. Even the incomprehensible lass can't understand what the hell you're talking about. Write plainly for once, yeah?\\

*** Don Quixote ends the log by reassuring everybody that should [[spoiler:Heathcliff ever distort again]], she will beat him senseless to [[spoiler:restore him to his original form]].
*** In the margins, Sinclair worries about [[spoiler:Heathcliff, since he seemed to be in a lot of pain when they hit him.]] Don Quixote offers to beat him senseless less painfully, and [[TheQuietOne Meursault]] delivers a whole paragraph analyzing the reversion of Distortions. Sinclair just ends the log with a weak "nevermind".

* Faust apparently saddled Don Quixote with writing the logs for larger Abnormalities, since she's sure she won't try to eat them like with the Headchickens. The results are... [[PlayedForLaughs varied.]]

* Faust apparently saddled her with writing the logs for larger Abnormalities, since she is sure that Don Quixote won't try to eat them like with the Headchickens. The results are... [[PlayedForLaughs varied.]]

* After what went down with the Headchickens, apparently Faust has tasked Don with writing the logs for the larger Abnormalities... with varying success.

*** Don Quixote ends the log by saying that should [[spoiler:Heathcliff ever distort again]], she will beat him senseless to [[spoiler:restore him to his original form]].

* Faust apparently saddled her with writing the log for the [[KillerRobot Steam Transport Machine]] since she's sure that she won't try to eat it the way she did with the Headchickens. Later in the logs, Don casually mentions that it used steam to [[EyeScream boil her eyes off her face]], which nobody acknowledges in the notes except [[TeamMom Rodion]].

** Faust apparently saddled her with writing the log for the [[KillerRobot Steam Transport Machine]] since she's sure that she won't try to eat it the way she did with the Headchickens. Later in the logs, Don casually mentions that it used steam to [[EyeScream boil her eyes off her face]], which nobody acknowledges in the notes except [[TeamMom Rodion]].
** In her log of the [[SpaceWhale Dream-Devouring Siltcurrent]], she mentions trying to pet the beast despite every Sinner holding her back. The log ends with her saying that she spies a chance. The rest is waterlogged beyond recognition, and it's revealed afterward that all 12 Sinners drowned, and because Dante had to resurrect them all at once, they felt the sensation of all of them drowning at the same time. The log ends with Dante begging Don not to make this a repeat occurrence.
** The start of [[spoiler:Heathcliff, The Heartbroken's]] boss fight starts with Don Quixote rambling about her personal opinions on him, which Faust erases.
*** Don Quixote ends the log by saying that should [[spoiler:Heathcliff ever distort again]], she will beat him senseless to [[spoiler:restore him to his original form]].
*** In the margins, Sinclair worries about [[spoiler:Heathcliff, since he seemed to be in a lot of pain when they hit him.]] Don Quixote offers to beat him senseless less painfully, and [[TheQuietOne Meursault]] delivers a whole paragraph analyzing the reversion of Distortions. Sinclair just ends the book with a weak "nevermind".

** Heathcliff interjects in his report on the Shock Centipede, claiming it looks more like a snake. Gregor is incredulous at this, asking if he's ever seen a snake with legs. Heathcliff replies that he has, with both Ishmael and Outis corroborating this, leaving Gregor to wonder if ''he's'' the odd-man-out.
** Gregor starts getting nostalgic when writing about KQE-1J-23...

* In the Shock Centipede's log, Heathcliff, Ishmael, and Outis take the piss out of Gregor by lying about seeing snakes with legs, confusing him.
** After Gregor says that breaking its head might stop it from generating more electricity, Ishmael gives it a go, and while he was right, it also results in her getting fried to char, with Outis saying her hair looked like spoiled broccoli afterwards.

* After what went down with the Headchickens, apparently Faust has tasked Don with writing the logs for the larger Abnormalities...with varying success.

** In her log of the [[SpaceWhale Dream-Devouring Siltcurrent]], she mentions trying to pet the beast despite every Sinner holding her back. The log ends with her saying that she spies a chance. The rest is waterlogged beyond recognition.
*** Because of Don's antics, all 12 Sinners drowned, and Dante had to resurrect them all at the same time, thus feeling them all drowning at the same time. The log ends with them begging Don not to make this a repeat occurrence.

* Rodion writes the second log on the [[TheFairFolk Fairy Gentleman]] while drunk.

** Her log of the [[KillerRobot Steam Transport Machine]] has her casually mentioned that it used steam to [[EyeScream boil her eyes off her face]]. Nobody acknowledges this in the notes except [[TeamMom Rodion]].

** Ishmael's story has her about to enjoy her day off by ordering a large portion of beef noodles... only to be interrupted by a work call. The next scene has her beating up her targets while being pissed off because her noodles had gone soggy. In addition, her nighttime conversation has her complaining that she probably should wear sunglasses during her training because the flame flickers are hard on her eyes.

* When the Sinners return to Mephistopheles after fending off Kurokumo thugs, they meet an LCCA Captain named Caiman. Heathcliff immediately insults the LCCA, and Caiman in turn proceeds to [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech tear into all of them]] for the shenanigans the LCB enact that the LCCA have to clean up. This would include charging up a Syndicate-riddled tower, getting chased by an ice castle, fighting a heavily armed cult, destroying multiple of K Corp. and the TLA's [[KillerRobot army of killer robots]], clawing their way through a [[EldritchAbomination Mermaid]]-infested Lobotomy Corporation Branch, having to fight their parasitized LCCB counterparts in said branch, etc.; all things the Sinners went through, except for them, DeathIsCheap, which is not so for any of the LCCA. In the end, she insults them so badly that [[BadBoss Vergilius]] tells her to watch her mouth.

** Becomes FridgeBrillance and absolutely hillarious when you realize that in Outis' inspiration, ''Literature/TheOdyssey'', Odysseus drills a huge tree branch into [[Cyclops Polyphemus']] eye. Since Sinner backstories are often very similar to their book counterparts, Outis probably has a lot of experience in EyeScream.

** Meanwhile, Gregor [[FailedASpotCheck only then realizes Ryoshu didn't bother to put on her disguise]], throwing yet another wrench into their rapidly deteriorating plan.
* Frustrated by the lack of progress during the brawl on the casino's bottom floor, Ryoshu calls Yi Sang a poetaster (basically, a bad poet) and demands his knife, which he gives her. She throws it at a chandelier, and after a long section of narration describing how good Ryoshu is at swordplay (along with a remark on how she respects Dante's words less than a wad of gum), the chandelier falls... and everyone realizes that it didn't actually ''do'' anything. And then she immediately tries to claim [[BlatantLies she meant to do that]].

* Upon reaching the second floor, the Sinners encounter the Mariachis, one of whom takes issue with Ryoshu's frown and tells her to cheer up, pissing her off and making her threaten to "SYNC" (Snap Your Neck Completely). Dante tries to calm her down, and then the Mariachi questions which clock hand was supposed to be their eyes, pissing THEM off and siccing Ryoshu on them.

** Ryoshu offers to perform a sword dance (with the implication she intends to ''literally'' kill it on the dance floor).

** The [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]] as Sinclair dances are also well worth mentioning. The Mariachis and Rodya are cheering him on (and one Mariachi is drying his tears), Hong Lu is cheerily offering a hesitant Gregor a sombrero, Ryoshu is playing a guitar while Meursault holds a pan flute, Heathcliff is side-eyeing everyone wondering what the hell is happening, and Dante, who is barely in the frame, is wearing a sombrero of their own.

** The Sinners do manage to get permission from the Crew to pass, however, when Ryoshu impresses them all by explaining how to mutilate someone's body in enough graphical detail that the game has to censor her speech, enough that they listen with twinkling eyes and even take notes. Even Heathcliff, a violent thug who had a very rough life, is disturbed by her. Yi Sang also praises her creativity, and Ishmael remarks a sailor's vocabulary has nothing on her.
** Adding to this is the artwork accompanything the scene. Ryoshu is lounging on a mahjong table with heavily censored drawings in her speech bubbles, with one featuring a mini-Ryoshu with a bloody knife heaping swears on a censored pile of butchered flesh. The Tieqiu Crew members, meanwhile, are listening to her with rapt attention, and one is even scribbling notes into a pad. As for the Sinners, a disapproving Rodion covers a stunned Sinclair's ears with her hands, Dante is freaking out with their hands pressed to their head, Ishmael looks genuinely disgusted, a comically confused Heathcliff is looking up at a speech bubble, and Outis looks mildly impressed.

** Upon encountering a debtor miner, Ryoshu threatens to "BARF" on his hands, which Sinclair quickly understands to be "break all remaining fingers", which disturbs Dante with how fast he got that.

* The credits art features Rodion gloating about snagging so many chips to the point she has a literal glow around her face, while just about everyone is quite taken with how many she managed to get, especially Don Quixote and Heathcliff. Hong Lu is excitedly showing Faust a chip while an irritated Ryoshu covers her ears, and Charon is drooling as she drives.

** Ryoshu is cooking her kebab with her lighter all while maintaining an evil grin.

** An angry Heathcliff is arguing with an indifferent Ryoshu as Meursault listens.

* When facing Ricardo, Ryoshu calls him a B.B., which Sinclair ends up translating as "B**ch Brother" [[note]]yes, that's how it's censored in the game[[/note]] and people are quick to point out that she obviously must have meant "Big Brother". A few minutes later, it turns out that [[spoiler:no, Sinclair was right, she really did call him a "b**ch"]].

** Ryoshu and Meursault with a tightrope, having trained a seagull to ride a bike across it.

* Heathcliff needed to look immaculate in Wuthering Heights, or "those bastards" will torment him about every little flaw in his clothes, as they did during his childhood. [[NightmareFetishist Ryoshu]] suggests gouging their eyes out, and Outis agrees, using the same scheming face she uses to shamelessly flatter Dante.

* When Gregor and Ryoshu both step up with the intent of being the head chef to resolve the Distortion's cooking obsession, Rodion decides that the Sinners should break up into teams... and the Sinners' reasons for joining each side winds up with Gregor taking much mockery.
** On Ryoshu's team, Rodion joins since she figures she and Gregor have been sticking together too much and need some space, Outis joins out of offense toward Gregor giving canned food to his soldiers, Ishmael joins since she had enough canned food on her voyage, Faust joins [[ItAmusedMe because she thought it'd be interesting]], and Sinclair joins because Ryoshu threatened him.
** On Gregor's team, Heathcliff joined because he dislikes Ryoshu, Don Quixote joined because she was horrified at Ryoshu setting her chicken kebab on fire during the Canto 3 credits, Hong Lu joins because he's interested in what it's like eating canned food (which he directly notes as being akin to ''pet food''), Yi Sang joins because Ryoshu doesn't want him, and Meursault joins to keep the team balance even. By the end of the selection process, Gregor is crying.
* Ryoshu justifies using the restaurant kitchen with a new acronym - [=RAFTS=], or Restaurant Already Fated To Shut.
* When some chickens take offense to Gregor and Ryoshu commandeering the restaurant's kitchen, the two ''immediately'' SpeakInUnison and threaten the chickens with getting chopped and sliced up.
* Dante is ''distinctly'' irked when they notice that both Gregor and Ryoshu are smoking in the kitchen and tells them both off, much to their shame... though only Gregor puts out his cigarette.
* Sinclair is left in the unenviable position of being the ''only person actually cooking on his team'', while all the other members of Ryoshu's team hover over his shoulder and act as backseat cooks, giving various and contradictory pieces of advice.
* Gregor and Ryoshu both feed their team's first dishes to the restaurant owner, who rejects it and then leads to you having to fight him. GamePlayAndStoryIntegration comes in with the restaurant owner having a debuff from eating Gregor's and Ryoshu's chickens called "Poultry Apocalypse" taking away 40% of his health.

* Ryoshu's team, meanwhile, hasn't even produced a second dish - all of the girls have been backseating Sinclair so much that he eventually has enough, throwing his apron to the ground and complaining that cooking like this was more hopeless than him beating Heathcliff in an arm wrestle, which was a remark from Ishmael that she tries to say was just a joke, and that Faust claims is as likely as him growing 6 inches in a week, which angers him even more.

** It's worth noting that the moment the owner sadly informs her that it was his mother's name, [[SuddenSoundtrackStop the background music immediately cuts out]]. And that Sinclair and ''[[EverybodyHasStandards Ryoshu]]'' are the ones to call her out on it as Outis immediately backtracks.

* One of the scenes is Ryoshu taking way too much time to plan out how to cook the Trash Crabs, [[GotMeDoingIt with Meursault also getting involved.]]

* The simple fact that [[MadArtist Ryoshu]] is the only Sinner to have never written a log yet.

--->'''Ryoshu:''' ''Old fart.''\\

* Hong Lu and Ryoshu both get access to the Soda E.G.O. which is already a humorous callback to the [[VideoGame/LobotomyCorporation Opened Can of Wellcheers]]...and for some inexplicable reason, Hong Lu's attack animation has him don the E.G.O. in a TransformationSequence not unlike that of a MagicalGirl. It's arguably funnier considering that the attack itself ''is shorter than the TransformationSequence''.

** The first log has Sinclair run away to vomit. Heathcliff thinks that it got on the log, and [[Squick reacts accordingly.]] However, Faust reveals that it was simply sweat.