History Funny / LesVisiteurs

[[folder:''The Corridors of Time'']]

[[folder:''Bastille Day'']]

* Jacquouille throws the pricey comb Maximilien Robespierre offered to his sister Charlotte in the latrines. Maximilien finds it and berates his sister.
* One gag that's ''not'' caused by either Godefroy or Jacquouille for once: TheDreaded and Incorruptible UsefulNotes/MaximilienRobespierre has a PottyEmergency after eating the boudin Philibert specially cooked for him.

!!''Les Visiteurs'':

!!''The Corridors of Time'':

!!''Bastille Day'':

* One gag that's ''not'' caused by either Godefroy or Jacquouille for once: TheDreaded and Incorruptible Maximilien Robespierre has a PottyEmergency after eating the boudin Philibert specially cooked for him.

** Jean-Pierre wants to examine Jacquouille's teeth, to which Jacquouille responds by biting his fingers and "I'm not a mule, thousand distaffs!".

** As they wake up in 1992, Godefroy and Jacquouille ask themselves where they are. Jacquouille bumps into an Afro-French postman and his van and runs away, believing the guy to be a "Saracen" and believing the car to be "powered by the Devil". He seeks Godefroy, they come back at the postman, and Godefroy throws his mace at him, scaring him away. They then proceed to wreck the postal van with Godefroy's weapons and a large tree branch.

** As they wake up in 1993, Godefroy and Jacquouille ask themselves where they are. Jacquouille bumps into an Afro-French postman and his van and runs away, believing the guy to be a "Saracen" and believing the car to be "powered by the Devil". He seeks Godefroy, they come back at the postman, and Godefroy throws his mace at him, scaring him away. They then proceed to wreck the postal van with Godefroy's weapons and a large tree branch.

* Jacquouille is scared shitless by what he heard of the forest of Malcombe and the witch that lives there, but Godefroy decides to raid the witch's house anyway and [[ShieldBash bashes his squire on the head with his shield]] as he keeps lamenting this choice. As they are stealthily approaching the house, Jacquouille is [[JumpScare jump scared]] by a horse skull that falls and hangs on a wire. At the first glance of what happens inside, he suggests to run away. Godefroy then forces him to shut up by hitting him on the head with his gauntlet.

* When Godefroy and Jacquouille lie about the fireplace in Godefroy's room (which conceals a SecretUndergroundPassage), they pretend they were sweeping the chimney (which is reinforced by the fact that unlocking the secret door caused a massive fall of soot that dirtied the whole room). Jacquart doesn't believe it, goes under the chimney and pretends there's nothing... then another mass of soot [[AshFace falls on his face]].

* When Godefroy and Jacquouille lie about the fireplace in Godefroy's room (which conceals a SecretUndergroundPassage), they pretend they were sweeping the chimney (which is reinforced by the fact that unlocking the secret door caused a massive fall of soot that dirtied the whole room). Jacquart doesn't believe it, goes under the chimney and pretends there's nothing... then another fall of soot [[AshFace falls on his face]].

* When Godefroy and Jacquouille lie about the fireplace in Godefroy's room (which conceals a SecretUndergroundPassage), they pretend they were sweeping the chimney (which is reinforced by the fact that unlocking the door caused a massive fall of soot that dirtied the whole room). Jacquart doesn't believe it, goes under the chimney and pretends there's nothing... then another fall of soot [[AshFace falls on his face]].

* At one point, Godefroy and Jacquouille disguise themselves as cops and walk into a town. A woman whose son keeps watching TV sees them pass by and asks them to scare him into doing his homeworks. They oblige, and ''it works''. And said TV ends up in the neighbor house's pool courtesy of Jacquouille.

* Jacquart's [[AmusingInjuries torture]]. He is forced to drink so much water that his belly, navel and even ''eyes'' inflate... and he doesn't stop pissing afterwards. Jacquouille and Godefroy also have fun pressing his belly to make him spew water.

* Jean-Pierre's tantrums and [[ComicalOverreacting reactions]] to Godefroy and Jacquouille.
* Every single FishOutOfTemporalWater moment our protagonists go through in 1992.

** Overall, Jacquart [[ComicalOverreacting reacting]] to Godefroy's and Jacquouille's antics.

* The potion the witch gives to an old woman turns her into her younger self. She's happy to have her "virgin's body" again. One other woman comments on how ugly she is, and another old woman who seemingly knew her back then says "She looked like this when she was young!".

* Every single FishOutOfTemporalWater moment our protagonists go through in the 20th century.

** The bath scene. Jacquouille and Godefroy take their bath in what looks like medieval pajamas and empty ''all'' of the Goulards' products they can find in the bathtub, including a pricey bottle of Chanel No. 5 perfume. Jacquouille doesn't know what a sponge is and uses it to wash Godefroy.
** Jacquouille hearing the word "OK" and making it his own CatchPhrase ("OH-KAAAAAY!!!!"), using it randomly without much clues of what it means.
** Jacquart [[ComicalOverreacting reacting]] to Godefroy's and Jacquouille's antics.
** Godefroy's reaction to a telephone with Jacquouille talking to him through it.

* The HumiliationConga involving Jacquart and the Bernay brothers. It starts with President Edgar Bernay suffering from cold water in the shower, and ends with the other brother having a soup tureen thrown on his face after Ginette gets BlownAcrossTheRoom by Godefroy.

** Jacquouille banging on the Goulards' home's door and using his blowing horn as if it was a castle in Middle Ages.

* Jacquart turning into a ''small'' pile of dung as he travels in time.

* Godefroy and Jacquouille steal a [[UsefulNotes/LesCopsSportif gendarmerie]] van but don't have a clue how to start the engine. They hurtle down a forest slope until they crash into... a postal van driven by the postman they met in the first film. He ends ups running away, again.

* Jacquouille shouts at Honorine (Adélaïde's servant). Those seconds of exposure to Jacquouille's mouth's smell are enough for her to be revulsed like she has never been before.

* The HumiliationConga involving Jacquart and the Bernay brothers. It starts with President Edgar Bernay suffering from cold water in the shower, and ends with the other brother having a soup tureen thrown on his face.

* Jacquart being lost in medieval Montmirail. He is chased by wolves and a bear, and bumps into villagers that [[TheDungAges look and smell]] like they were taken straight from ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''. And said people want to [[BurnTheWitch burn him at the stake]].
* The entire DisasterDominoes sequence caused by Jacquouille at the Goulards' home. It includes a TV implosion, a house fire reinforced with vodka and a fire hose rampage. With Jean-Pierre, the woman whose teeth were treated by Jean-Pierre and firefighters as victims.

* Godefroy and Jacquouille steal a gendarmerie van but don't have a clue how to start the engine. They hurtle down a forest slope until they crash into... a postal van driven by the postman they met in the first film. He ends ups running away, again.

-->'''Postman:''' The nuts!

-->'''Postman:''' (''running away'') THE NUTS ARE BACK! THE NUTS ARE BACK! THE NUTS ARE BACK!
* At one point, Godefroy and Jacquouille disguise themselves as cops. A woman whose son keeps watching TV sees them pass by and asks them to scare him into doing his homeworks. They oblige. And said TV ends up in the neighbor house's pool courtesy of Jacquouille.

* Lorenzo is proud to tell Godefroy about his father-in-law who held a candle while king Louis XV took a dump after waking up, with all the court watching. Godefroy and Jacquouille then nickname him "Ass-Wiper".

* The entire DisasterDominoes sequence caused by Jacquouille at the Goulards' home. It includes a TV implosion, a house fire reinforced with vodka and a fire hose rampage. With Jean-Pierre, the woman whose teeth were treated by Jean-Pierre and firemen as victims.
* Jacquart's torture. He is forced to drink so much water that his belly, navel and even eyes inflate... and he doesn't stop pissing afterwards. Jacquouille and Godefroy also have fun pressing his belly to make him spew water.

* Jacquouille finds a plugged microphone at Philippine's wedding and discovers its effect on his voice and has fun with it. Cue the wedding guests' reaction. Then Godefroy takes it and starts singing.