History Funny / LelouchOfTheWingsOfRebellion

---> '''Nemo''': Now I have three future sister-in-laws to look forward to, all of whom I can count on to protect my brother.\\

-->'''Diamond:''' Most males, and especially soldiers, are the hot-blooded type. [[AllMenArePerverts They see a pretty girl, and some of those higher brain functions shut down, while more primitive parts take over.over]]. They'll be eager to please her. If they see six pretty girls... then we're home free.\\

* After [[spoiler: Lelouch's and Leila's RelationshipUpgrade, Kallen asks when Leila's Persona evolved from Jeanne d'Arc to Freyja]], before remembering how ''her'' Persona evolved... [[SexyDiscretionShot and what happened afterward]]. [[ClingyJealousGirl She immediately demands Leila to explain what she was doing with Lelouch that night.]]
** After the above exchanged, a slightly amused Dragon[[spoiler:/Li Xingke]] says that the supposed rumors about the Black Knights being Zero's harem were true, to Lelouch's detriment.

* After [[spoiler: Lelouch's and Leila's RelationshipUpgrade, Kallen asks when Leila's Persona evolved from Jeanne d'Arc to Freyja, before remembering how ''her'' Persona evolved... [[SexyDiscretionShot and what happened afterward]]. [[ClingyJealousGirl She immediately demands Leila to explain what she was doing with Lelouch that night.]]

* At the MasqueradeBall, Kaguya take one look at Kallen's stepmother -- nominally Lelouch's "date" as he needed an inconspicuous way to get into the bulding -- and asks whether he LikesOlderWomen and if perhaps Mrs Stadtfeld is one of his "Court Ladies", which is Kaguya-speech for a member the {{Polyamory}} centered on him. Lelouch and Kallen respond with a perfectly coordinated NoJustNoReaction.

'''Bishop:''' [They] are not going to like that... especially Kallen.\\

--> '''Dame''': Um, Zero. It's not that I'm not grateful to you for saving me there...\\

* Lelouch and Kallen are talking about what {{Code Name}}s to give to themselves[[note]] [[MythologyGag Zero]] for Lelouch, [[ChessMotif Queen]] for Kallen[[/note]] when Arthur asks if he can change his code name from [[ADogNamedDog Tama]] into something cooler:

* Shirley and Lelouch conversation in Chapter 43:

* While having breakfast at a RyokanInn, the [[MythologyGag Amagi]] [[VideoGame/Persona4 Inn]] is mentioned, reminding Suzaku of a "precocious cousin" of his who once told him she wanted have a month-long stay there for her honeymoon someday. The "precocious" bit comes from the fact that the then 7-year-old Kaguya also mentioned her intention to [[InsatiableNewlyweds not let her husband leave their bedroom for at least half as long]]. Suzaku admitted that it took him until he was ''fourteen'' [[DelayedReaction to understand what she meant]].

* After Lelouch (semi-reluctantly) agrees to the above, he asks that [[SecretRelationship they keep this a secret for the moment]] to avoid further complications... only for ''[[LovableSexManiac Milly]]'' to jump out of ''nowhere'' and shamelessly admit she overheard ''everything'' because suspected something "juicy" was going to happen.

* During a flashback about [[ADayInTheLimelight The Irregulars]] in Chapter 53, it revealed that Power once [[InnocentlyInsensitive bluntly asked]] Nemo if "Onii-sama" is the Japanese word for "boyfriend" because that's how it sounds the way she says it when talking about her brother, cue Nemo being ''very'' flustered and [[IgnoredEnamoredUnderling Speed]] being [[ClingyJealousGirl jealous]].

* During a flashback in about [[ADayInTheLimelight The Irregulars]] in Chapter 53, it revealed that Power once [[InnocentlyInsensitive bluntly asked]] Nemo if "Onii-sama" is the Japanese word for "boyfriend" because that's how it sounds the way she says it when talking about her brother, cue Nemo being ''very'' flustered and [[IgnoredEnamoredUnderling Speed]] being [[ClingyJealousGirl jealous]].

** It begins with Shirley asking who Noire is after earlier hearing she is his half sister.

'''Lelouch:''' I'm being completely serious, Shirley. That was Princess Euphemia, and she is my half sister, though it had been years since I had seen her when she came to Japan.\\

'''Shirley:''' Oh, right… Sorry… I was just rambling there- ''[realises what Lelouch said]'' Wait… that means… if you and Princess Euphemia have the same father… that means… Your father… [[OhCrap Your father is… The Emperor]]!\\

* In Chapter 46 while they boys are in a hot spring while on vacation. They overhear [[TheGadfly Milly]] and [[MythologyGag the rest of girls coming in]]. As they try to find a way to escape [[TeamPet Arthur]] tells the girls that they are in the springs.

** When Lelouch tries to figure out how he could get such a dream he initially wonders if the tea Leila gave him had hallucinogenic properties (a reasonable conclusion since [[LethalChef Leila helped made Mystery Food X]]). Turns out his newest Persona, [[HornyDevils Lilim]], is to blame.

'''Queen''': ''[fuming]'' But what were you thinking, risking yourself like that? Don't you remember? It's our jobs to protect you, not the other way around! ''[notices that the others are looking at her funny, except Milly who looks quiet amused]'' You're more valuable than any of us, Zero, with how you can change Personas and adapt to any situation! When you took that curse yourself...\\

* During a flashback in about [[ADayInTheLimelight The Irregulars]] in Chapter 53, it revealed that Power once [[InnocentlyInsensitive bluntly asked]] Nemo if "Onii-sama" is the Japanese word for "boyfriend" because that's how it sounds the way she says it when talking about her borther, cue Nemo being ''very'' flustered and [[IgnoredEnamoredUnderling Speed]] being [[ClingyJealousGirl jealous]].

[[{{Beat}} Kallen and Shirley processing what Nunnally just said.]]\\
'''Both:''' '''[[BigWhat What?]]'''

* Lelouch's dream in Chapter 51 starts out like his other [[MythologyGag dreams, with Arthur turning into a car dubbed by the "Arthurmobile" with Queen driving]]... [[DrivesLikeCrazy Badly]]. The reason being she and the other girls all arguing who would marry Lelouch before they suddenly declared to "share" him. [[EroticDream Lelouch then finds himself in a large bed in his boxers with Kallen, Shirley, and Leila (dressed in a dance outfit, a bikini, and black lingerie respectively) all clambering onto it, the three girls each taking turns making out with Lelouch.]] [[MomentKiller Then Nunnally suddenly shows up, angry that her brother is "three-timing", turns into her thief garb and orders her Persona to attack.]] Lelouch wakes up right then, drenched in sweat... [[ADateWithRosiePalms with an unfamiliar stickiness in his boxers]].

'''Arthur:''' Nice knowing you, and serves you right.\\

* The anecdote above prompts several amusing reactions too. Shirley goes beet red as she couldn't believe a girl as young ''[[DirtyKid seven]]'' actually said that, while Lelouch feels himself go pale because this happened just three chapters after Kaguya gave him a WackyMarriageProposal. For her part Milly grins and praises her by saying "she sounds like my kind of girl!", which in turn makes Lelouch go ''paler'' at the "[[FauxHorrific nightmarish scenario]] in which [[TheTease Milly]] and [[CovertPervert Kaguya]] were the best of friends."

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* While having breakfast at a RyokanInn, the [[MythologyGag Amagi]] [[VideoGame/Persona4 Inn]] is mentioned, reminding Suzaku of "precocious cousin" of his who once told him she wanted have a month-long stay there for her honeymoon someday. The "precocious" bit comes from the fact that the then 7-year-old Kaguya also mentioned her intention to [[InsatiableNewlyweds not let her husband leave their bedroom for at least half as long]]. Suzaku admitted that it took him until he was ''fourteen'' [[DelayedReaction to understand what she meant]].

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* While having breakfast at a Ryokan Inn, Suzaku tells the group that his "precocious cousin"[[note]]Kaguya[[/note]] once told him, when she was ''[[DirtyKid seven]]'', that her honeymoon plans consists in a month long stay in a Ryokan Inn [[InsatiableNewlyweds and wanting them to stay in their bedroom for at least half of the time]]. It took Suzaku until he was ''fourteen'' [[DelayedReaction to understand what she meant]].
** Meanwhile, Lelouch pales due to having meet with Kaguya earlier and already give a WackyMarriageProposal from her and fears her and [[TheTease Milly]] meeting.

* While having a cookout at the beach, Leila tries to help by making a sauce despite having little idea how to cook. The result is [[LethalChef has a consistency of pudding yet runny in certain places, smells of burning, rotting eggs, with a sickly green color]]. Before the group can get rid of it, Lloyd shows up and takes a bite, causing him to [[VomitDiscretionShot run off to the water to vomit]].

* While having breakfast at a Ryokan Inn, Suzaku tells the group that his "precocious cousin"[[note]]Kaguya[[/note]] once told him, when she was ''[[DirtyKid seven]]'' that her honeymoon plans consists in a month long stay in a Ryokan Inn [[InsatiableNewlyweds and wanting them to stay in their bedroom for at least half of the time]]. It took Suzaku ''turning fourteen'' [[DelayedReaction until he got what she meant]].
* While at having a cookout at the beach, Leila tries to help by making a sauce despite having little idea how to cook. The result [[LethalChef has a consistency of pudding yet runny in certain places, smells of burning, rotting eggs, with a sickly green color]]. Before the group can get rid of it, Lloyd shows up and takes a bite, causing him to [[VomitDiscretionShot run off to the water to vomit]].

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---> '''Lilim''': Aw, I tried to give you a nice dream, but you had to go ahead and ruin it with your little sister showing up.\\
'''Lelouch''': Don't mess with my head, polluting it like that, unless you want to end up like Incubus before you!\\
'''Lilim''': Geez, you don't have to be a jerk about it! Don't forget I'm also you. I can't make you dream up anything that isn't already in your unconscious mind. Can't you just admit what you really want?\\
'''Lelouch''': Be silent!
** Even better, later when Shirley and Kallen are talking to Lelouch about them accepting the idea of a [[{{Polyamory}} polyamorist relationship]], Lelouch pinches himself to see if he's in [[AllJustADream another dream created by Lilim.]] [[OrWasItADream He isn't]].
** After Lelouch agrees (semi-reluctantly) he asks that they keep this a secret from everyone... Only for [[TheTease Milly]] to reveal she overheard everything.

* Lelouch's dream in Chapter 51 starts out like his other [[MythologyGag dreams, with Arthur turning into a car dubbed by the "Arthurmobile" with Queen driving]]... [[DrivesLikeCrazy Badly]]. The reason being she and the other girls all arguing who would marry Lelouch before they suddenly declared to "share" him. [[EroticDream Lelouch then finds himself in a large bed in his boxers with Kallen, Shirley, and Leila (dressed in a dance outfit, a bikini, and black lingerie respectively) all clambering onto it, the three girls each taking turns making out with Lelouch.]] [[MomentKiller Then Nunnally suddenly shows up, angry that her brother is "three-timing", turn into her thief garb and orders her Persona to attack.]] Lelouch wakes up right then, drenched in sweat... [[ADateWithRosiePalms with an unfamiliar stickiness in his boxers]].

** Even better, later when Shirley and Kallen are talking to Lelouch about them accepting the idea of a [[{{Polyamory}} polyamorist,]] Lelouch pinches himself to see if he's in [[AllJustADream another dream created by Lilim.]] [[NotADream He isn't.]]

---> '''Lilim''': "Aw, I tried to give you a nice dream, but you had to go ahead and ruin it with your little sister showing up."\\

'''Lilim''': "Geez, you don't have to be a jerk about it!" Lillm pouted. "Don't forget I'm also you. I can't make you dream up anything that isn't already in your unconscious mind. Can't you just admit what you really want?"\\

** When Lelouch tries to figure out how he could get such a dream ad initially wonders if the tea Leila gave him had hallucinogenic properties (a reasonable conclusion since [[LethalChef Leila helped made Mystery Food X]]). Turns out his newest Persona, [[HornyDevils Lilim]], is to blame.

** Even better, later when Shirley and Kallen are talking to Lelouch about them accepting the idea of a polyamorist, Lelouch pinches himself to see if he's in another dream created by Lilim. [[spoiler:He isn't.]]