History Funny / LawAndOrderUK

28th Feb '16 11:46:45 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

** From the same episode, as Matt and Ronnie interview the owner of a driving school, titled, [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast "Intensive Care"]]. Matt and Ronnie are incredulous at how oblivious the woman is to the inappropriateness of the name, with Matt finally bursting out laughing (in a manner that indicates that Creator/JamieBamber is [[{{Corpsing}} genuinely losing it]]) after she walks away. As they leave, Ronnie snaps:
--> "Do me a favor, Matty boy. Next time we walk past a brick wall, just bang my head against it. It'll be much quicker."
14th Feb '16 7:14:20 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

** Later in the episode, as Matt takes off after a suspect, Ronnie saunters along in the opposite direction in order to cut him off, as casually as if he's taking a Sunday evening stroll. Upon being confronted by Ronnie, the suspect inexplicably decides that he has a better chance of taking on the younger, fitter Matt, who subdues him in about five seconds. At this, Ronnie informs him YouDoNotHaveToSayAnything, still as calm and relaxed as ever.
7th Nov '15 5:48:01 PM mlsmithca
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* A rather dark example from "Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so one of you will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.

to:

* A rather dark example from "Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I "I don't do threesomes, so one of you will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.
7th Nov '15 5:47:21 PM mlsmithca
Is there an issue? Send a Message


--> Matt: "You sit here all day, forwarding letters?"
--> Clerk: "All day... every day... We're not allowed a computer, because that would be too distracting... and that camera monitors me... all day... every day..."
--> Ronnie: "You enjoy your job?"

to:

--> Matt: "You -->'''Matt:''' You sit here all day, forwarding letters?"
--> Clerk: "All
letters?\\
'''Clerk:''' All
day... every day... We're not allowed a computer, because that would be too distracting... and that camera monitors me... all day... every day..."
--> Ronnie: "You
\\
'''Ronnie:''' You
enjoy your job?"job?



--> Matt: (stumbling) Avez vous. . .(turns to Ronnie) What's "seen"?
--> Ronnie: {Proceeds to speak to the man in perfect French)
--> Matt: You speak French?
--> Ronnie: What do you think I am, some sort of Neanderthal?
--> Matt: You might have said something before I made a tit of myself.
--> Ronnie: Where's the fun in that?
** (this scene is made all the funnier by the fact that Creator/JamieBamber is fluent in French and probably could have spoken the language for the entire ''episode'')
** And it's just one of ''numerous'' hilarious scenes--not just across the series, but in the episode itself--of Ronnie and Matt snarking at each other--there's an amusing inversion of a scene from the original, where Robinette borrowed Logan's coat for a sting operation, only for Logan to mock-angrily demand it back when the sting was over. In this case, Matt takes Ronnie' s tie away to make him look more like "a dodgy landlord", much to his annoyance, only for Ronnie to demand it back after they nail the corrupt official.

to:

--> Matt: (stumbling) -->'''Matt:''' ''(stumbling)'' Avez vous. . .(turns vous... ''(turns to Ronnie) Ronnie)'' What's "seen"?
--> Ronnie: {Proceeds
"seen"?\\
'''Ronnie:''' ''(Proceeds
to speak to the man in perfect French)
--> Matt:
French)''\\
'''Matt:'''
You speak French?
--> Ronnie:
French?\\
'''Ronnie:'''
What do you think I am, some sort of Neanderthal?
--> Matt:
Neanderthal?\\
'''Matt:'''
You might have said something before I made a tit of myself.
--> Ronnie:
myself.\\
'''Ronnie:'''
Where's the fun in that?
** (this This scene is made all the funnier by the fact that Creator/JamieBamber is fluent in French and probably could have spoken the language for the entire ''episode'')
''episode''.
** And it's just one of ''numerous'' hilarious scenes--not just across the series, but in the episode itself--of Ronnie and Matt snarking at each other--there's an amusing inversion of a scene from the original, where Robinette borrowed Logan's coat for a sting operation, only for Logan to mock-angrily demand it back when the sting was over. In this case, Matt takes Ronnie' s Ronnie's tie away to make him look more like "a dodgy landlord", much to his annoyance, only for Ronnie to demand it back after they nail the corrupt official.



--> George: "Let's not panic. No sane judge would let that get beyond a hearing. So who did we draw?"
--> Alesha: "Judge [=DeMarco=]."
--> (James winces and groans)
--> George: "Oh, God. Let's panic."

to:

--> George: "Let's -->'''George:''' Let's not panic. No sane judge would let that get beyond a hearing. So who did we draw?"
--> Alesha: "Judge
draw?\\
'''Alesha:''' Judge
[=DeMarco=]."
--> (James
\\
''(James
winces and groans)
--> George: "Oh,
groans)''\\
'''George:''' Oh,
God. Let's panic."



* The special features on the Season 2 DVD include a 10-minute gag-reel. Most of the clips are typical, such as flubbing lines, malfunctioning props, etc. But the highlight is a botched scene where Matt and Ronnie are interviewing a witness. Distracted by the loud music playing in the background, Jamie Bamber begins struggling not to laugh before finally cracking up, declaring, "I'm sorry; I can't fucking do this". Knowing that the take is no good anyway, Bradley Walsh begins dancing to the music. What makes this double as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome is that he continues to say his lines with a straight face as though this is perfectly normal, even as his movements get increasingly goofy, pretending to be unaware as to why Bamber and the other actors are laughing so hard that they're doubling over.

to:

* The special features on the Season 2 DVD include a 10-minute gag-reel. Most of the clips are typical, such as flubbing lines, malfunctioning props, etc. But the highlight is a botched scene where Matt and Ronnie are interviewing a witness. Distracted by the loud music playing in the background, Jamie Bamber begins struggling not to laugh before finally cracking up, declaring, "I'm sorry; I can't fucking do this". this." Knowing that the take is no good anyway, Bradley Walsh begins dancing to the music. What makes this double as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome is that he continues to say his lines with a straight face as though this is perfectly normal, even as his movements get increasingly goofy, pretending to be unaware as to why Bamber and the other actors are laughing so hard that they're doubling over.



--> '''Ronnie''': We need to schedule a rendezvous with "Deep Throat"
--> (Matt's eyes widen and he starts purring like a cat)
--> '''Ronnie'''(snaps): Not the porn film!
* "Unsafe": As Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to give him a DopeSlap. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.
* A rather dark example from " Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so one of you will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.

to:

--> '''Ronnie''': -->'''Ronnie''': We need to schedule a rendezvous with "Deep Throat"
--> (Matt's
Throat".\\
''(Matt's
eyes widen and he starts purring like a cat)
--> '''Ronnie'''(snaps):
cat)''\\
'''Ronnie:''' ''(snaps)''
Not the porn film!
* "Unsafe": As Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .HeldGaze... which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .expression... which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to give him a DopeSlap. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.
* A rather dark example from " Broken"."Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so one of you will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.
7th Nov '15 4:10:04 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** (this scene is made all the funnier by the fact that JamieBamber is fluent in French and probably could have spoken the language for the entire ''episode'')

to:

** (this scene is made all the funnier by the fact that JamieBamber Creator/JamieBamber is fluent in French and probably could have spoken the language for the entire ''episode'')



* "Unsafe": As Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to smack him upside the head. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.
* A rather dark example from " Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so one of you will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.

to:

* "Unsafe": As Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to smack give him upside the head.a DopeSlap. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.
* A rather dark example from " Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so one of you will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.priceless.
* "Survivor": When Natalie realizes that they'll need to talk with Alesha, she and Ronnie give Matt a very meaningful look. Cue the hilarious wide-eyed DoubleTake from him as he realizes that they're not only aware of his crush on her, but expect him to use it to get the information they need.
5th Oct '15 5:31:33 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** And it's just one of ''numerous'' hilarious scenes--not just across the series, but in the episode itself--of Ronnie and Matt snarking at each other.

to:

** And it's just one of ''numerous'' hilarious scenes--not just across the series, but in the episode itself--of Ronnie and Matt snarking at each other.other--there's an amusing inversion of a scene from the original, where Robinette borrowed Logan's coat for a sting operation, only for Logan to mock-angrily demand it back when the sting was over. In this case, Matt takes Ronnie' s tie away to make him look more like "a dodgy landlord", much to his annoyance, only for Ronnie to demand it back after they nail the corrupt official.
4th Oct '15 11:47:58 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* A rather dark example from " Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so your mate will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.

to:

* A rather dark example from " Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so your mate one of you will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.
6th Aug '15 5:41:46 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* "Unsafe": As Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to smack him upside the head. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.

to:

* "Unsafe": As Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to smack him upside the head. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.this.
* A rather dark example from " Broken". When they arrive at the apartment of a woman who works as a prostitute, she comes out of her bedroom and declares, " I don't do threesomes, so your mate will have to wait." The brief WTF reaction from Matt and Ronnie is priceless.
4th Jul '15 2:44:02 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Just about any scene of Matt and Ronnie nattering at each other. For example, from "Care", as Matt tries to question a witness who only speaks French:

to:

* Just about any scene of Matt and Ronnie nattering at each other. For example, from "Care", as Matt tries to question a witness who only speaks French:


Added DiffLines:

** And it's just one of ''numerous'' hilarious scenes--not just across the series, but in the episode itself--of Ronnie and Matt snarking at each other.
24th Dec '14 6:48:35 PM DrOO7
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Matt and Ronnie are trying to find the office of a business. They find a forwarding house, and talk to the clerk there.

to:

* "Vice": Matt and Ronnie are trying to find the office of a business. They find a forwarding house, and talk to the clerk there.



* "It's finally happened. You've become Elliot Ness."
* Just about any scene of Matt and Ronnie nattering at each other. For example, from the very first episode, as Matt tries to question a witness who only speaks French:

to:

* "Love & Loss": "It's finally happened. You've become Elliot Ness."
* Just about any scene of Matt and Ronnie nattering at each other. For example, from the very first episode, "Care", as Matt tries to question a witness who only speaks French:



* When Alesha informs James and George of an defense attorney's intent to present a ludicrous (but still plausible) defense:

to:

* "Unloved": When Alesha informs James and George of an defense attorney's intent to present a ludicrous (but still plausible) defense:



* Matt and Ronnie are talking to several gang members to discern if they're responsible for the death of a young boy. Matt bets that if he makes a basketball shot, the gang leader will answer his questions. So Matt takes the ball, makes the play. . .and misses by a mile. The boys laugh their heads off at him, but the gang leader decides to answer Matt's questions anyway, as a "thank you" for amusing him.

to:

* ** From the same episode, Matt and Ronnie are talking to several gang members to discern if they're responsible for the death of a young boy. Matt bets that if he makes a basketball shot, the gang leader will answer his questions. So Matt takes the ball, makes the play. . .and misses by a mile. The boys laugh their heads off at him, but the gang leader decides to answer Matt's questions anyway, as a "thank you" for amusing him.



* In the episode "Sacrifice", a doctor the detectives have been speaking with gives Ronnie her card, ostensibly in case they need more information. The GenreSavvy Matt sees through her ruse and as they walk away, starts gushing like a teenage girl, "She just gave you her phone number!". An amused Ronnie merely replies, " I know".
* In "The Wrong Man", the detectives are alerted to a case of medical malpractice by an anonymous informant. The investigation soon stalls.

to:

* In the episode "Sacrifice", a "Sacrifice": A doctor the detectives have been speaking with gives Ronnie her card, ostensibly in case they need more information. The GenreSavvy Matt sees through her ruse and as they walk away, starts gushing like a teenage girl, "She just gave you her phone number!". An amused Ronnie merely replies, " I know".
* In "The Wrong Man", the Man": The detectives are alerted to a case of medical malpractice by an anonymous informant. The investigation soon stalls.



* In "Unsafe", as Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to smack him upside the head. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.

to:

* In "Unsafe", as "Unsafe": As Alesha, Matt, and Ronnie gather in the lab, the technician describes the evidence found on a victim as "stuff you might find in your mattress." Matt turns to Alesha and cheekily declares "Not in ''my'' mattress" while giving her a smoldering HeldGaze. . .which Alesha doesn't notice because she's turning to look at Ronnie with a shocked, "Is this guy for real?" expression. . .which ''he'' doesn't notice because he's looking at Matt like he wants to smack him upside the head. Meanwhile, the technician babbles on, completely oblivious to any of this.
This list shows the last 10 events of 28. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Funny.LawAndOrderUK