History Funny / KnightsOfTheOldRepublicIITheSithLords

* In the restored content, if you find the love interest's message from the first game, Kreia will later attack T3 screaming, "BETRAYAL!" It's so incongruent, it's hysterical.

* "Nice outfit. What, you miners change regulation uniform while I've been in here?" Depending on your gender, this is delivered curtly or in a 'How ''you'' doin'?" manner, seeing as you're in your underwear at the time.
* "Look, not that your half-naked interrogation isn't a personal fantasy of mine..."
* "Look, no offense or anything, but your weird half-naked interrogation thing isn't my idea of a-"

* (''after the Exile tells him she's found some clothing'') "''Dammit''. I mean...good, good to hear it. No sense in you running around half-naked. It's... it's distracting. [[BlatantLies I mean, for the droids]]."
* (''after a male Exile tells him he's found some clothing'') It's about time. The whole "half-naked Jedi" thing was wearing a little thin.

** Downloading the TSLRCM adds all the HK-47 and HK-50 conversation back to the game, allowing you to experience the factory in all of it's HamToHamCombat glory. Just one of the funniest events includes 47 walking up to the usual trio of 50's, realizes that his programming prevents him from attacking "himself", realizes ''their'' programming also prevents them from attacking "themself", and proceeds to simply [[TakeAThirdOption walk past them]].

* As you proceed through the factory, HK-47 stumbles across several "Classrooms" where HK-50 Units are being trained in various ways. In the third room he visited: the HK-50 Units are being taught in the art of interrogation and extracting information, and the dialogue speaks for itself.

* Once you've deduced his identity, you can ask him about his holographic avatar. He claims that no one would have taken him seriously if they knew he was just an accountant droid who broke bad, so he constructed a human avatar with a personality made up entirely of holovid cliches, which he notes were "surprisingly effective". He then shows you his avatar, who is available in several models, including "[[MsFanservice thin, young, female]], and an [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe exciting variety of alien personalities]]."

* When you first land on Nar Shaddaa, you will get reprimanded by a Toydarian dockmaster (and the only Toydarian you meet in the game unless you've got the Restored Content mod installed). Try to use a JediMindTrick on him to make him let an unscheduled landing pass, and the game's dialogue (and dice rolls) will decide to tease those who are unaware or forgot that Toydarians are [[NoSell immune to mind tricks]].