History Funny / KingsmanTheSecretService

--> '''Harry:''' I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at the military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

* During a briefing with Harry, Eggsy snatches Merlin's (who is standing between the two) clipboard away from him to show them Valentine on the news. Merlin snatches it back while giving Eggsy a dirty look, then immediately has it snatched out of his hands AGAIN, by Harry this time. Merlin just holds his hands and looks frustrated.

** A bit of Black Comedy and YMMV, but when Eggsy is ordered to shoot the dog. Every time the scene cuts to the pug's face, the "derp" nature of a pug's face kind of deflates the tension of the scene and turns it into one of these. *tense three seconds of Taron Egerton's inner turmoil*/*Michael Caine glaring expectantly*/*pug: "derp?"*

** And of course, what happens to said bigoted rubes will get at least a chuckle out of anyone who's ever rolled their eyes at the Westboro Baptist Church. BloodyHilarious BlackComedy at its most over-the-top.

** [[spoiler:Professor Arnold's death is just full of BlackComedy. Harry has tracked him down and is interrogating him about who kidnapped him in the first place and the resulting death of Lancelot. Valentine then remotely detonates the chip in Arnold's head so he can't blab, and he starts screaming in agony -- Harry thinks this is because he's overreacting from the slap he just gave him -- moments before his head explodes]]:

** And Eggsy's {{Squick}}ed out reaction when he sees this on camera later on in the film.

** [[spoiler:Professor Arnold's death is just full of BlackComedy. Harry has tracked him down and is interrogating him about who kidnapped him in the first place and the resulting death of Lancelot. Valentine then remotely detonates the chip in his head so he can't blab, and he starts screaming in pain -- Harry thinks this is because he's overreacting from the slap he just gave him -- moments before his head explodes]]:

--->['''''BOOM''''']

** [[spoiler:Professor Arnold's death is just full of BlackComedy. Harry has tracked him down and is interrogating him about the death of Lancelot and who kidnapped him in the first place. As a result, Valentine remotely detonates the chip in his head so he can't say anything, and he starts screaming in pain -- Harry thinks this is because he's overreacting from the slap he just gave him -- moments before his head explodes]]:

** [[spoiler:Professor Arnold's death is just full of BlackComedy. Harry has tracked him down and is interrogating him about the death of Lancelot and who kidnapped him in the first place. As a result, Valentine remotely detonates the chip in his head so he can't say anything -- and he starts screaming in pain -- Harry thinks this is because he's overreacting from the slap he just gave him -- moments before his head explodes]]:

--->'''Harry:''' For God's sake, I barely touched you! Oh, MAN UP--

--->'''Harry:''' For God's sake, I barely touched you! Oh, MAN UP--['''''BOOM''''']

** [[spoiler:Professor Arnold's death is just full of BlackComedy. Galahad has tracked him down and is interrogating him about the death of Lancelot and who kidnapped him in the first place. As a result, Valentine remotely detonates the chip in his head so he can't say anything -- and he starts screaming in pain right moments before his head explodes, and Galahad thinks this is because he had just slapped him]]:
--->'''Galahad:''' For God's sake, I barely touched you! Oh, MAN UP--['''''BOOM''''']

** [[spoiler:Professor Arnold's death is just full of BlackComedy. Galahad has tracked him down and is interrogating him about the death of Lancelot and who kidnapped him in the first place. As a result, Valentine remotely detonates the chip in his head so he can't say anything -- and he starts screaming as a result]]:
--->'''Galahad:''' [''who had just slapped him''] For God's sake, I barely touched you! Oh, man up--['''''BOOM''''']

--->'''Galahad:''' [''who had just slapped him''] For God's sake, I barely touched you! Oh, man up---['''''BOOM''''']

* The fact that Harry Hart, suave BadAss, named his dog ''Mr. Pickle.''

* Likewise, Galahad juxtaposes Colin Firth's usual typecasting of a british upperclassman... with a razor-sharp superspy that can determine twenty different ways to kill you in a moment's glance... ''very politely''.

--> "I'll have a Martini. Gin, not vodka, of course, stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth."

* Likewise, Galahad juxtaposes Colin Firth's usual typecasting of a british upperclassman... with a razor-sharp superspy that can determine twenty different ways to kill you in a moment's glance.

* Eggsy claims to have never seen ''TradingPlaces'', ''PrettyWoman'', or ''{{Nikita}}'' and so doesn't get what Harry's getting at when he tries to use those as examples about how he wants to help Eggsy. When Harry does explain, Eggsy immediately recognizes it as being like ''Theatre/MyFairLady'', to Harry's surprise.

* One of the thug's OhCrap reaction when he realizes Eggsy stole his car, and watches helplessly as Eggsy performs multiple donuts right in front of him with his car.

*** Best of all, the code 2625 spells out [[spoiler:A N A L.]]

* The panicked looks his stepdad's gang give each other when Eggsy locks the door to the pub just like Harry did are pure ThisIsGonnaSuck.

** Even funnier for a wine connoisseur are the wines that Harry and Valentine suggest having with burgers and fries. Both 1945 Lafite and 1937 Château d'Yquem are ''ungodly'' expensive super-elite wines.