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** Then, if you do that after chucking the iceberg lettuce in the pond to cool it down:
-->'''Narrator:''' The pond gives Alexander the cold shoulder.
-->'''Narrator:''' The pond gives Alexander the cold shoulder.
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* If, for some reason, you decide to talk to a boiling pond on the Isle of the Beast:
-->'''Alexander:''' Listen here, pond! I wish to pass!
-->'''Narrator:''' The pond, rather hotheadedly, refuses to respond.
-->'''Alexander:''' Listen here, pond! I wish to pass!
-->'''Narrator:''' The pond, rather hotheadedly, refuses to respond.
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--> What do you want from me? A re-cer-tation or something? Leave me alone
--> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
--> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
--> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
--> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
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--> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this herekingdom
kingdom.
--> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all overyaya.
--> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here
--> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over
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* The game gets ridiculous amounts of mileage out of TheComicallySerious Alexander being put into whimsically silly situations. A few examples:
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* Alexander is a entertaining combination of TheChewToy, StoicWoobie, and MrFanservice. The game gets ridiculous amounts of mileage out of TheComicallySerious Alexander being put into whimsically silly situations. A few examples:
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** And... basically, Alexander is a entertaining combination of TheChewToy, StoicWoobie, and MrFanservice.
--> What do you want from me? A re-cer-tation or something? Leave me alone
--> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
--> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
--> What are you born in a BARN? Yeah it's pigsty back here. Yeah. All this STUFF ya got. Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?
--> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
--> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
--> What are you born in a BARN? Yeah it's pigsty back here. Yeah. All this STUFF ya got. Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series; a few examples include [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIRomancingTheThrone a bridge repairing kit]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIIToHeirIsHuman cat cookie mix]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIVThePerilsOfRosella a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder an Owl bravery potion]]... seriously, Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series; a series. A few examples include [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIRomancingTheThrone a bridge repairing kit]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIIToHeirIsHuman cat cookie mix]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIVThePerilsOfRosella a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder an Owl bravery potion]]... seriously, Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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--->'''Bookworm:''' Was it a rare book you wanted?
--->'''Alexander:''' Yes, sir.
--->'''Bookworm:''' Well, then none of ''these'' (they are surrounded by stacks of books) will do; they've been sitting in the sun for far too long, and must be well-cooked by now.
--->'''Alexander:''' Yes, sir.
--->'''Bookworm:''' Well, then none of ''these'' (they are surrounded by stacks of books) will do; they've been sitting in the sun for far too long, and must be well-cooked by now.
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--->'''Pawn Shop Owner:''' Arrgh no thank you. I leave the storage of bones to the graveyard!!
* Rotten Tomato after you pick him up:
---> What do you want from me? A re-cer-tation or something? Leave me alone
---> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
---> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
---> What are you born in a BARN? Yeah it's pigsty back here. Yeah. All this STUFF ya got. Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?
* Rotten Tomato after you pick him up:
---> What do you want from me? A re-cer-tation or something? Leave me alone
---> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
---> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
---> What are you born in a BARN? Yeah it's pigsty back here. Yeah. All this STUFF ya got. Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?
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* Rotten Tomato after you pick him up:
---> What do you want from me? A re-cer-tation or something? Leave me alone
---> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
---> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
---> What are you born in a BARN? Yeah it's pigsty back here. Yeah. All this STUFF ya got. Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?
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* Rotten Tomato after you pick him up:
---> What do you want from me? A re-cer-tation or something? Leave me alone
---> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
---> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
---> What are you born in a BARN? Yeah it's pigsty back here. Yeah. All this STUFF ya got. Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?
---> What do you want from me? A re-cer-tation or something? Leave me alone
---> I gotta lawyer ya know. There's kidnappin laws in this here kingdom
---> Yer ugly and you smell bad. Yeah. Put me down before I juice all over ya
---> What are you born in a BARN? Yeah it's pigsty back here. Yeah. All this STUFF ya got. Whaddaya wanna carry all this trash around for?
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* The Pawn Shop owners reaction if you give him the skull:
--->'''Pawn Shop Owner:''' Arrgh no thank you. I leave the storage of bones to the graveyard!!
--->'''Pawn Shop Owner:''' Arrgh no thank you. I leave the storage of bones to the graveyard!!
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** Hopping across the still-uncomfortably hot pond after he cools it down.
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** Hopping across the still-uncomfortably hot pond after he cools it down.down, arms flailing like it's a rave.
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series; a few examples include [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIRomancingTheThrone a bridge repairing kit]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIIToHeirIsHuman cat cookie mix]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIVThePerilsOfRosella a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder a an Owl bravery potion]]... seriously, Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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* What WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} dubbed [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkP5OtN0aCw "the land of the wacky dead."]]
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series, a few examples include [[VideoGame/KingsQuestII a bridge repairing kit]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIII cat cookie mix]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIV a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestV a Owl bravery potion]], seriously Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series, series; a few examples include [[VideoGame/KingsQuestII [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIRomancingTheThrone a bridge repairing kit]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIII [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIIToHeirIsHuman cat cookie mix]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIV [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIVThePerilsOfRosella a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]], [[VideoGame/KingsQuestV [[VideoGame/KingsQuestVAbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder a Owl bravery potion]], seriously potion]]... seriously, Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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* Bookworm is a DeadpanSnarker:
--->'''Bookworm:''' Was it a rare book you wanted?
--->'''Alexander:''' Yes, sir.
--->'''Bookworm:''' Well, then none of ''these'' (they are surrounded by stacks of books) will do; they've been sitting in the sun for far too long, and must be well-cooked by now.
--->'''Bookworm:''' Was it a rare book you wanted?
--->'''Alexander:''' Yes, sir.
--->'''Bookworm:''' Well, then none of ''these'' (they are surrounded by stacks of books) will do; they've been sitting in the sun for far too long, and must be well-cooked by now.
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series, a few examples include [[KingsQuestII [[VideoGame/KingsQuestII a bridge repairing kit]], [[KingsQuestIII [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIII cat cookie mix]], [[KingsQuestIV [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIV a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]], [[KingsQuestV [[VideoGame/KingsQuestV a Owl bravery potion]], seriously Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series, a few examples include [[KingsQuestII a bridge repairing kit]] kit]], [[KingsQuestIII cat cookie mix]] mix]], [[KingsQuestIV a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]] uses]], [[KingsQuestV a Owl bravery potion]] potion]], seriously Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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* The fact the pawnshop has items that would have been useful in all previous games in the series, a few examples include [[KingsQuest2 [[KingsQuestII a bridge repairing kit]] [[KingsQuest3 [[KingsQuestIII cat cookie mix]] [[KingsQuest4 [[KingsQuestIV a shovel that won't break until 100 uses]] [[KingsQuest5 [[KingsQuestV a Owl bravery potion]] seriously Graham, have your people invest in that place and turn it into a chain, placing them in every kingdom in case of future adventures.
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* The bad endings all make jokes pertaining to what has just transpired. In this case, losing is funny!
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* The bad endings all make jokes Every GameOver screen, crossed with {{Pun}}s pertaining to what has just transpired. In this case, losing is funny!
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** Most of the scenes where you can get the genie blind, stinking drunk on mint can be filed here.
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* What WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} dubbed [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkP5OtN0aCw "the land of the wacky dead."]]
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* During the course of the game, Alexander is confronted by a number of odd folks with [[SupernaturalGoldEyes glowing eyes]], who often tempt him to do [[TooDumbToLive rather stupid and dangerous things]]. If he doesn't do such things, and instead talks to them, they grow exasperated and say hilarious things.
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* The game gets ridiculous amounts of mileage out of TheComicallySerious Alexander being put into whimsically silly situations. A few examples:
** Hopping across the still-uncomfortably hot pond after he cools it down.
** Talking to the catacomb ceiling after it's been jammed. "Stay up, ceiling! Goooooooood ceiling."
** If you have Alexander try throwing the Rotten Tomato instead of Bump-On-A-Log, it goes... maybe all of five feet. Bump and Stick-in-the-Mud then make merciless fun of Alexander's lack of throwing skill.
** His pitiful BadLiar reactions to being caught by the guards during the Short Path. "Hi. Uh... nice castle!" "Hello, there! Um... nice... painting?"
** If he talks to Jollo in the castle's basement towards the end, he cracks a surprising number of utterly dry, deadpan jokes during the conversation, all of which Jollo reacts to in exasperation.
** Or if you fall off the Cliffs of Logic, he'll suffer a moment of [[GravityIsAHarshMistress Gravitational Cognizance]], then wave goodbye before falling.
** And... basically, Alexander is a entertaining combination of TheChewToy, StoicWoobie, and MrFanservice.
* If you get the magic map before going to the castle, there's a hilarious scene between the Vizier and a very drunk genie, in which the genie mangles Alexander's name multiple times and announces that Alex has gotten a "Magic Smap!"
* The Queens in Chessboard Land arguing over who gets to give a lump of coal as a wedding present.
* Rotten Tomato's insults if you keep clicking on him, including making fun of how much junk you have in your inventory.
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** Hopping across the still-uncomfortably hot pond after he cools it down.
** Talking to the catacomb ceiling after it's been jammed. "Stay up, ceiling! Goooooooood ceiling."
** If you have Alexander try throwing the Rotten Tomato instead of Bump-On-A-Log, it goes... maybe all of five feet. Bump and Stick-in-the-Mud then make merciless fun of Alexander's lack of throwing skill.
** His pitiful BadLiar reactions to being caught by the guards during the Short Path. "Hi. Uh... nice castle!" "Hello, there! Um... nice... painting?"
** If he talks to Jollo in the castle's basement towards the end, he cracks a surprising number of utterly dry, deadpan jokes during the conversation, all of which Jollo reacts to in exasperation.
** Or if you fall off the Cliffs of Logic, he'll suffer a moment of [[GravityIsAHarshMistress Gravitational Cognizance]], then wave goodbye before falling.
** And... basically, Alexander is a entertaining combination of TheChewToy, StoicWoobie, and MrFanservice.
* If you get the magic map before going to the castle, there's a hilarious scene between the Vizier and a very drunk genie, in which the genie mangles Alexander's name multiple times and announces that Alex has gotten a "Magic Smap!"
* The Queens in Chessboard Land arguing over who gets to give a lump of coal as a wedding present.
* Rotten Tomato's insults if you keep clicking on him, including making fun of how much junk you have in your inventory.
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