History Funny / KillingEve

Funny page for the Series/KillingEve series. Keep in mind that most of the humor is pitch black, so don’t feel bad about laughing at the show.

'''Beware of spoilers!'''

* When being asked to accompany Eve to Berlin, Bill is cooing to his baby, ''"Oh, God, I'm going to die, aren't I? Hmm? Daddy's going to die, isn't he?"'' [[spoiler: Becomes something of a FunnyAneurysmMoment when later in the episode Bill actually does die in Berlin]].

* The dead Chinese colonel's nickname was apparently "Fat Panda," which according to the Chinese attache Bill and Eve are talking to was a little racist...and fattist.

* [[spoiler: Delivering Bill's eulogy is ''Frank,'' of all people]]. It would probably be a TearJerker if the total ineptness of it wasn't so amusing.

* The end of the episode [[spoiler: after Villanelle kills Nadia the guards burst in to see Villanelle scream (with the kind of enthusiasm usually meant for winning a holiday trip) “Take me to the hole!”]]

* While reviewing some private letters between [[spoiler:Konstantin and Carolyn]] that Kenny dug up. The exchange is especially funny when you bear in mind that [[spoiler:Carolyn is Kenny's ''[[ParentalSexualitySquick mother]]''.]]

--> '''Konstantin''': Where’s my family?
--> '''Villanelle''': You abandoned me.
--> '''Konstantin''': I was protecting you they want you dead!
--> '''Villanelle''': No, they want ''[[NoYou you]]'' dead.
--> '''Konstantin''': Who told you ''that''?!
--> '''Villanelle''': Anton.
-->'''Konstantin''': Where is he?
-->'''Villanelle''': ''(smiling)'' [[DeadpanSnarker He’s dead.]]
* After [[spoiler: Villanelle attempts to have Konstantin commit suicide, Konstantin clocks her in the face with a log and escapes by motorboat, middle finger saluting her. All Villanelle can do is angrily flip the bird back at him in frustration.]]

* Eve's [[spoiler: GainingTheWillToKill by stabbing Villanelle in the stomach with a switchblade...]] followed by her total MoodWhiplash when she immediately panicks and runs for a first aid kit.
** Villanelle [[spoiler: urging Eve not to pull the knife out because it'll make her bleed more, followed by Eve pulling the knife out, which prompts Villanelle's own response, with mixture of panic and sheer exasperation...]]

* Villanelle's delight when she sees that the [[spoiler:hospital room she's in]] has stickers and lollipops is hilariously childish:

* After his heart attack, a doctor asks Konstantin if he has been under extra stress lately. His only response is to laugh hysterically.

* Villanelle kills a pianist and a nanny for annoying her, then kidnaps the baby and brings it to her breakfast with Dasha. After the baby throws food at Dasha, she gets annoyed, picks up the baby, and deposits it in a garbage bin nearby. As she and Villanelle continue their conversation as though nothing happened, you can hear a crowd in the background panicking about the baby.

* Villanelle and Dasha try to pose as German tourists, but Villanelle decides to show up in a tartan suit.

* "I really ''did'' have a bulbous head."

* Carolyn summons Mo and Eve to meet with her while she's in the bath. It's as awkward as it sounds.

-->"Oh, management sucks!"

* Eve freaks out when the little boy Carolyn was sitting with (presumably her grandson) is being taken by some random man, assuming that he was a paedophile or a kidnapper. Carolyn assures her that he was probably the boy's father. Turns out that the little boy wasn't her grandson at all -- she'd never seen him before in her life.

--> '''Villanelle:''' ''(to herself, upon seeing the stickers, with a absolutely shit-eating grin)'' "Stickers."

* Carolyn reminiscing about a park her father used to visit. According to her, it was very popular with spies in the 1950s; an ideal place for sensitive conversation...and to have sex with boys, which was apparently an added bonus for her dear old dad.

-->'''Villanelle:''' ''(just before she collapses)'' "I'm f--"