History Funny / JusticeLeagueVsTeenTitans

* Superman breaks Trigon's hold over Flash by breaking his leg. Flash confirms he can heal his leg in about an hour THEN calls him out for it. Superman tells him he has 10 minutes to heal and flies off. Then the camera pans down to Flash's leg, ''which is literally broken in half''.

* When Dick and Kori are video chatting, Dick looks away in embarrassment when Kori unintentionally puts her cleavage too close to the webcam when she's trying to grab her hairbrush off the table. Later Dick is admiring her legs but is later disappointed when she ends the call quickly.
** Kori ends the call because Dick's suggestion that she and him have "fun" inspires her to plan a team-building exercise for the Titans, which is no doubt somewhat different from what Dick meant. In other words, Dick cockblocked himself.

-->'''Weather Wizard''': [[NotInTheFace Not in the face!]]
'''Flash''': ''({{beat}})'' Whatever you say. ''([[RapidFireFisticuffs proceeds to punch him rapidly]] [[ExactWords all over the torso]])'' \\

-->'''Lex Luthor''': You'll pay for this.\\
'''Superman''': Knowing you, it's insured.

-->'''Superman''': Come on, cut him some slack. At least he was trying to. . .\\

'''Superman''': ''({{Beat}})'' [[VerbalBackspace Not that I disagree. . .]]\\

--> '''Jaime''': How much more familiar can we get? We've already seen Garfield lick himself.\\
'''Damian''': As a dog?\\
'''Raven''': [[{{Squick}} I wish...]]

-->'''Batman''': Showoff.

'''Beast Boy''': But they totally "did it"!\\
'''Starfire''': Garfield!

--> '''Garfield''': Oh, my God, I think he does!

-->'''Cyborg''': Well, that was awkward.
** And this
-->'''Batman''': Where does all that food go [[FridgeLogic if you don't have a stomach?]]\\
'''Cyborg''': [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow You don't wanna know]].
* The ultimate fate of Trigon: [[spoiler: He's stuck in a tiny shard in the middle of Raven's forehead, continuing to shout out threats angrily...with Raven just casually eating a slice of pizza with a big smile on her face.]]

'''Superman''': ''({{Beat}}) [[VerbalBackspace Not that I disagree. . .]]\\

-->'''Cyborg:''' Tch, and my dad thinks ''I'm'' difficult...\\

'''Batman:''' No. We'll ge- ...He hasn't said anything about doing something like that, has he?

-->'''Raven:''' You know you're naked, right?
-->'''Garfield:''' Huh? ''[looks down, covers his junk]'' Aah! I overslept! Was rushing. Forgot to put on my uniform. So I sleep in the nude. So what? Animals are naked! I am the entire animal kingdom crammed into a single magnificent specimen.
-->'''Raven:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You're something crammed into something.]]

''(Bat-glare)''\\

''(Bat-glare)''

--> '''Jaime''': How much more familiar can we get? We've already seen Garfield lick himself.
--> '''Damian''': As a dog?
--> '''Raven''': [[{{Squick}} I wish...]]

* When Dick and Kori are video chatting, Dick looks away in embarrassment when Kori unintentionally puts her cleavage too close to the webcam when she's trying to grab her hair brush off the table. Later Dick is admiring her legs but is later disappointed when she ends the call quickly.

-->'''Batman:''' I've alerted Trevor. With any luck, military satellites are tracking him now.
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' And what will ''we'' do? Wait for him to... pull the moon from the sky?
-->'''Batman:''' No. We'll ge- ...He hasn't said anything about doing something like that, has he?

-->'''Wonder Woman:''' You can't expect me to hide.
-->'''Batman:''' ...It was worth a shot.

--->'''Cyborg:''' Tch, and my dad thinks ''I'm'' difficult...\\

--->'''Batman''': Where does all that food go [[FridgeLogic if you don't have a stomach?]]\\