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* Jon's initial reaction to the Space Maze level in his SpaceAce review: he yells "JESUS, WE'RE GOING IN HARD, STRAP IN," puts on a Daft Punk helmet (which makes a squeaky toy noise), and starts firing a toy laser while holding an Atari joystick as an alert sounds and screaming incoherently.
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* When King Graham receives fairy dust from Cedric the owl, he flies in an ''extremely'' clumsy and awkward manner. It gets even crazier when the dust suddenly wears off, causing Graham to fall into a lake. [[CaptainObvious Cedric then comments that the dust wore off.]]
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-->'''Jon''': He's got the eyes of Muhammad Ali... and a butt of Bea Arthur.
* When King Graham receives fairy dust from Cedric the owl, he flies in an ''extremely'' clumsy and awkward manner. It gets even crazier when the dust suddenly wears off, causing Graham to fall into a lake. [[CaptainObvious Cedric then comments that the dust woreoff.]]off,]] [[WhatTheHellHero which means that he knew all along and could've easily told Graham]], [[JerkAss but didn't]]. Jon doesn't take it lightly.
-->'''Jon''': Oh, yeah! It's real funny, ain't it?! HAHAHA! ''I almost just died'', you piece of shit! (''voice now more distant'') Fuckin' owl, you '''''suck'''''! (''door slam'')
** Jon's reaction to Graham's fly sequence alone is grand.
-->'''Jon''': As gracefully as the beautiful black swan. How could it be possible to be so stupid and so magical all at the same time? Surely, we will never know. I mean, have you goddamn seen this guy?
* This exchange:
-->'''Narrator''': He who speaks with forked tongues should never be trusted.
-->'''Jon''': [[EverythingIsRacist Blatant racism.]]
* Jon's advice for anyone who is complaining about him choosing ''V'' out of all the ''King's Quest'' series, despite having the full series.
-->'''Jon''': I mean, you can leave a complaint in the complaint box, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju-F0AIBGmg BUT I DON'T CHECK THAT SHIT!]]
* Jon's response to Cedric referring to his "leftover fairy dust".
-->'''Jon''': [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?]] I mean, the 90s... 'cause this game was made in the 90s...so I can't use that joke.
* Jon using the "old piece of magical white snake" line from the "wizard named 'I don't give a fuck'" to make a joke about Music/{{Whitesnake}} and put in a bit of their "Here I Go Again" video from the 80s.
* Why you should never ignore Cedric's advice.
-->'''Cedric'': Graham, watch out! A [[MemeticMutation POI]]sonous snake!
-->'''Jon''': Yeah, okay, yeah. Let's talk about this. Imma need you to never speak again, please. Is that - is - are we clear? Are we clear on that? [[TemptingFate I don't need a owl telling me what to do anyway]] - (''[[EpicFail runs into snake and dies]]'') - ..Ohhhhh, the owl was right.
* "That there is a Wilford Brimley impression. My pancreas doesn't work." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgP5nfdPV6c (ORIGINAL JOKE)]]
* Jon doesn't enjoy the narrator's [[BlackComedy dark jokes]] [[HaveANiceDeath about Graham's demises]].
-->(''Graham loses game by succumbing to greed'')
-->'''Narrator''': Cheer up, Graham. At least you can practice your game of tiddlywinks.
-->'''Jon''': Hey, fuck you, man.
* When King Graham receives fairy dust from Cedric the owl, he flies in an ''extremely'' clumsy and awkward manner. It gets even crazier when the dust suddenly wears off, causing Graham to fall into a lake. [[CaptainObvious Cedric then comments that the dust wore
-->'''Jon''': Oh, yeah! It's real funny, ain't it?! HAHAHA! ''I almost just died'', you piece of shit! (''voice now more distant'') Fuckin' owl, you '''''suck'''''! (''door slam'')
** Jon's reaction to Graham's fly sequence alone is grand.
-->'''Jon''': As gracefully as the beautiful black swan. How could it be possible to be so stupid and so magical all at the same time? Surely, we will never know. I mean, have you goddamn seen this guy?
* This exchange:
-->'''Narrator''': He who speaks with forked tongues should never be trusted.
-->'''Jon''': [[EverythingIsRacist Blatant racism.]]
* Jon's advice for anyone who is complaining about him choosing ''V'' out of all the ''King's Quest'' series, despite having the full series.
-->'''Jon''': I mean, you can leave a complaint in the complaint box, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju-F0AIBGmg BUT I DON'T CHECK THAT SHIT!]]
* Jon's response to Cedric referring to his "leftover fairy dust".
-->'''Jon''': [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?]] I mean, the 90s... 'cause this game was made in the 90s...so I can't use that joke.
* Jon using the "old piece of magical white snake" line from the "wizard named 'I don't give a fuck'" to make a joke about Music/{{Whitesnake}} and put in a bit of their "Here I Go Again" video from the 80s.
* Why you should never ignore Cedric's advice.
-->'''Cedric'': Graham, watch out! A [[MemeticMutation POI]]sonous snake!
-->'''Jon''': Yeah, okay, yeah. Let's talk about this. Imma need you to never speak again, please. Is that - is - are we clear? Are we clear on that? [[TemptingFate I don't need a owl telling me what to do anyway]] - (''[[EpicFail runs into snake and dies]]'') - ..Ohhhhh, the owl was right.
* "That there is a Wilford Brimley impression. My pancreas doesn't work." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgP5nfdPV6c (ORIGINAL JOKE)]]
* Jon doesn't enjoy the narrator's [[BlackComedy dark jokes]] [[HaveANiceDeath about Graham's demises]].
-->(''Graham loses game by succumbing to greed'')
-->'''Narrator''': Cheer up, Graham. At least you can practice your game of tiddlywinks.
-->'''Jon''': Hey, fuck you, man.
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* When King Graham receives fairy dust from Cedric the owl, he flies in an ''extremely'' clumsy and awkward manner. It gets even crazier when the dust suddenly wears off, causing Graham to fall into a lake. [[CaptainObvious Cedric then comments that the dust wore off.]]
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* When King Graham receives fairy dust from Cedric the owl, he flies in an ''extremely'' clumsy and awkward manner. It gets even crazier when the dust suddenly wears off, causing Graham to fall into a lake. [[CaptainObvious Cedric then comments that the dust wore off.]]
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* The King's Quest V review is hysterical. From his reaction to the king flying, to the deaths (including bear), it's just an absolute joy.
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'''Jon:''' ''STOP IT!''\\
'''Jon:''' '''''STOP TAUNTING ME!'''''
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-->'''Jon:''' STOP!\\
'''Jon:''' ''STOP IT!''\\
'''Jon:''' '''''STOP TAUNTING ME!'''''
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After Jon sees an in-game radio that plays music from ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay''.
-->'''Jon:'''STOP!\\
'''Jon:'''We get it, Rareware! You used to be cool! Can-can you get on with it? STOP!.. ''STOP IT!''\\
'''Jon:'''IT!''.. '''''STOP TAUNTING ME!'''''
* After Jon sees that Lord of Games can be abbreviated to LOG:
-->'''Jon''': Yeah. This game reminds me of some certain kinds of logs.
-->(''cut to logs spinning wildly against a spiraling background while "Running in the '90s" plays in the background'')
-->'''Jon''': '''LIKE THESE ONES!'''
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'''Jon:'''
'''Jon:'''
* After Jon sees that Lord of Games can be abbreviated to LOG:
-->'''Jon''': Yeah. This game reminds me of some certain kinds of logs.
-->(''cut to logs spinning wildly against a spiraling background while "Running in the '90s" plays in the background'')
-->'''Jon''': '''LIKE THESE ONES!'''
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-->'''L.O.G.''': In line with ''Banjo'' tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible.\\
(''RecordNeedleScratch'')\\
'''Jon''': WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! YOU JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!\\
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'''Jon''': HAHAHAHA GET IT? BECAUSE ''BANJO-KAZOOIE'' WAS TOTALLY THIS TEDIOUS! (''cut to black'') '''HOLY SHIT!'''
-->'''L.O.G.''': In line with ''Banjo'' tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible.\\
(''RecordNeedleScratch'')\\
'''Jon''': WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! YOU JUST HOLD ON A SECOND!\\
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'''Jon''': HAHAHAHA GET IT? BECAUSE ''BANJO-KAZOOIE'' WAS TOTALLY THIS TEDIOUS! (''cut to black'') '''HOLY SHIT!'''
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* The intro to the Monster Bash review consists of a disclaimer that Jon failed to keep up with his Halloween deadline... to the tune of the FreshPrinceOfBelAir rap.
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-->'''Jon''': Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' ♪ [[Creator/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?! ♪
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-->'''Jon''': Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' ♪ [[Creator/WhitneyHouston [[Music/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL SHIT!'''—[[Film/TheBodyguard WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?! YOU]]'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?! ♪
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* "What did I see?! What am I seeing here, no what am I NO, is this--!? Is this--am I, right now at this moment, as Tim Allen...from ''Home Improvement''...using a lightsaber chainsaw to fight a raptor?"
-->"''MMMMMMMMMM!...'''SHIET'''."
-->"''MMMMMMMMMM!...'''SHIET'''."
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-->'''Jon''': Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' AND IIIIIIIII—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!
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-->'''Jon''': Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' ♪ [[Creator/WhitneyHouston AND IIIIIIIII—'''HOLY IIIIIIIII]]—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?! ♪
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-->'''(Large red letters spelling out "THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE" appear as techno music plays and fire obscures the background)'''
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** Sleep timely on the rocks, with baby Jesus by your side.
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* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? I know you'll make the '''''MEOWST''''' OF IT! ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I believe in ya, Bubsy!]]'''"
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* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[SaturdayNightLive [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? [[SuddenlyShouting I know you'll make the '''''MEOWST''''' the]] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MEOWST]]''''' [[SuddenlyShouting OF IT! IT!]] ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I believe in ya, Bubsy!]]'''"
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-->"[[SuddenlyShouting Bubsy 3D: LITERALLY A PLATFORMER]]!!"
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* Jacques attempting to mindwipe Jon to forget about the game when he finds it. It's winds up backfiring when Jon discovers it in his hands and gets excited over there's a new Banjo-Koozie game.
-->'''Jacques''': OhCrap (Gooma stomp sound as Jon picks up up)
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-->''(Jacques then zaps Jon with a laser from his eye.)''
-->'''Jon''': ACKGH!! SHIET!!
-->'''Jon''': ACKGH!! SHIET!!
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* The moment where... I'll let him explain.This moment:
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* At the start of the video when Jacques calls Jon, we see that Jon's ringtone is, of all songs, "Hit Em Up" by Music/{{Tupac|Shakur}}.
** Even more funny since all we hear of the song is the line "You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife".
* The momentin Jon's VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} video where... I'll let him explain.
** Even more funny since all we hear of the song is the line "You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife".
* The moment
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* "My favorite publisher: Absolute'''ly''' copied Sierra's logo!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "How about a series of levels where Tim Allen explores the true depth of his love for his family and wife?"]]
* His reaction to a ''Series/HomeImprovement'' game being set in the Stone Age.
-->I can't even believe - OH!! Where's the Pillsbury Doughboy award... pullsb.. what's the.. Paul Newbery.. the one... [[SuddenlyShouting THE ONE WHEN WE WERE KIDS!!]]
* At one point, Jon mentions that he's been reviewing a lot of stuff with dinosaurs lately, and didn't notice until his viewers pointed it out. He started reviewing the ''Home Improvement'' game because he wanted to see what to expect from a ''Home Improvement'' game. He ended up getting yet another game with dinosaurs.
* "My favorite publisher: Absolute'''ly''' copied Sierra's logo!
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "How about a series of levels where Tim Allen explores the true depth of his love for his family and wife?"]]
* His reaction to a ''Series/HomeImprovement'' game being set in the Stone Age.
-->I can't even believe - OH!! Where's the Pillsbury Doughboy award... pullsb.. what's the.. Paul Newbery.. the one... [[SuddenlyShouting THE ONE WHEN WE WERE KIDS!!]]
* At one point, Jon mentions that he's been reviewing a lot of stuff with dinosaurs lately, and didn't notice until his viewers pointed it out. He started reviewing the ''Home Improvement'' game because he wanted to see what to expect from a ''Home Improvement'' game. He ended up getting yet another game with dinosaurs.
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** Jon trying to bash the cartridge to bits with a cheap dollar-store plastic Thor hammer, only for [[RealityEnsues the opposite to happen and the toy to be quickly obliterated from the abuse]]. Jon just takes the wrecked handle and pretends it's a microphone, just because it resembles one. He then starts ''singing bad karaoke'' of Tom Jones' ''She's a Lady'' while the video's frame rate is slowed to a crawl, making him sound like a sedated Chewbacca.
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** Jon trying to bash the cartridge to bits with a cheap dollar-store plastic Thor hammer, only for [[RealityEnsues the opposite to happen and the toy to be quickly obliterated from the abuse]]. Jon just takes the wrecked handle and pretends it's a microphone, just because it resembles one. He then starts ''singing bad karaoke'' of Tom Jones' ''She's a Lady'' while the video's frame rate is slowed to a crawl, making him sound like a sedated Chewbacca.
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[[folder:Final Hallway XIII]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YPs-qwNQU Final Hallway XIII.]] The entire thing.
** Special mention goes to Jon and the Crew's screams as they discover that the [[spoiler: game is playing itself.]]
--> '''Michael''': [[spoiler: THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF JON! THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF!]]
** And its sequel is glorious, with the most beautiful TakeThat to Square Enix imaginable.
-->'''Jon''': To unlock the ending of this [=JonTron=], go to [=youtube.com/DLC=] and give us all your money! Did you like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX this game]]? Or [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI that one]]? How [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger about]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG these]]? Wuzzat? Wh-Wuzzat? You ju- you just want a game that ''doesn't'' have six meterosexual Jonas brothers in it? Well ''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU''! ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2 Th]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV is]]'' is what you get, '''fuck you'''! Square Enix: Because ''fuck'' you guys!
** Jon's casual mention of what happened to Micheal.
-->'''Jon:''' You know, the last time somebody played this, Micheal ''died''. No? Ya just gonna sit there and play? Just stay put, I'm gonna get a bodybag and a soda.
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[[folder:Gaming in Public Episode 1]]
* From Gaming In Public Episode 1:
-->'''Claudio''': Oi gente tudo bem?
-->'''Caption''': Oye gents you're all from Maine!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Stairfax Temperatures]]
* His reaction to the Bafomdad from the ''Starfox Adventures'' game. Just [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8LPQ6nT4UpA#t=793s watch.]]
* Towards the start of the video Jacques suddenly kills himself by self-destructing, spraying Jon with blood, leading him to cry out dramatically "Oh no... oh no, ''Oh no, he's DEAD''!" About two minutes later Jacques (suddenly alive again) comments on the speciesism in the game and Jon reacts nonchalantly thus.
--> '''Jacques:''' Bro, the fuck is that?
--> '''Jon:''' [[UnfazedEveryman Oh hey Jacques, I thought you died.]] ''[sniff]''
* His reaction to overly cutesy [[TheScrappy baby triceratops]] Tricky.
-->'''Fox''': That's right. It was your mother that sent me to find you.
-->'''Tricky''': Is she... okay?
-->'''Fox''': {hesitates} [[LyingToProtectYourFeelings She'll be just fine.]]
-->'''Jon''': Oh man, really? You know... I've never cared so little about anything in my life.
* Hallucinatory Slippy's entire daemonic speech, and Jon's reaction to it. The whole thing has a very [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Eva]] feel to it. However, unlike Eva, it's played for laughs.
-->'''Slippy''': [[VoiceOfTheLegion The beast calls your name, yet you do not answer. You fear the truth. You fear true salvation. It is your time, Tron and Bird. God has come to reap the sinners. Step into the light and cleanse yourself. Cleanse yourself of what you have seen. There is still time. Escape. But it comes with a price: your SOUL, your DIGNITY, your BEING.]]
-->'''Jon''': [[HeroicBSOD What do I do? Can I stop playing the game now? Please help me!]]
-->'''Slippy''': ... [[MoodWhiplash AHHHH! I'm hit!]]
-->'''Jon''': [[EurekaMoment I understand now... I have to help... Myself...]]
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[[folder:Sonic R]]
* In his ''VideoGame/SonicR'' review, Jon demonstrated how [[SoundtrackDissonance goofy the soundtrack was]] by playing the cheerfully upbeat "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" over a scene in VideoGame/GodOfWar where somebody gets eaten by a Hydra.
* Also, from the same review:
-->'''Jon''': ''[Pretending to be a stoned Sonic Team member after snorting a line of cocaine]'' Welcome to Sonic Team! We make games, I think!
-->'''Manager''': ...What the FUCK is a "Sonic"!?
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[[folder:Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis]]
* "''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis'' hit store shelves for a mere 20 dollars and received such crowning scores as [[SuddenlyShouting RUN! RUN]], ''[[DontAskJustRun FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!]]'' '''''[[Horrible/VideoGames RUN!]]'''''"
* From the same review, his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nohsA4R_1HU&list=UUdJdEguB1F1CiYe7OEi3SBg&feature=player_detailpage#t=34s reaction]] to the Youtube comments page. [[SpaceWhaleAesop Remember kids, YouTube comments are cancerous]]!
* "Apparently the developers forgot that if you swim at certain angles [[SpecialEffectsFailure you can give Aquaman a bald spot]]! [[{{Squick}} EEEUHGHGHG]]! Aquaman, King of Atlantis and Conqueror of Rogaine. I QUIT. [[{{Angrish}} GHHHHUGH]]!"
* "What's this blue pants? What's this blue pants? ...[[RuleOfThree What's this blue pants?]] I can't get it. I can get the gold pants, but I can't get the blue pants, and don't even get me ''started'' on the purple pants. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IN THIS GAME IS."
* This, made in response to the game's Dreadnaught {{Mook}}s:
-->'''Jon:''' More like Dread-[[{{Pun}} not!]] (while the head of an ostrich flies around the screen) '''EEEEEEHEHHEH!'''
* Toward the end of the review, Jon gives the game a scathing TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that starts with this:
-->'''Jon:''' [[TheyJustDidntCare They didn't even]] ''[[TheyJustDidntCare try]]'' [[TheyJustDidntCare when making this game!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis They]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DIDN'T! EVEN! TRY!]]'''''
* His response to [[spoiler:the game crashing]].
-->"'''[[Film/TheKarateKid YOU'RE THE BEST, AROUND]]--'''"
-->'''Jon:''' Time to celebrate ''this'' occasion by playing a ''real game!'' [=HP7P2P=] THE [[VideoGame/LEGOAdaptationGame LEGO]]! Break it down, Captain Stingray! *{{Beat}}* Stingray... Stingray Beats... *[[{{Beat}} another beat]]* S-Music/{{Skrillex}}!
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[[folder:2010 Halloween Special]]
* Part one of his 2010 Halloween Special.
-->'''Jon''': [With an ominous tone] Welcome to part one of the '''''[=JonTron=] Halloween Special.'''''
-->[He goes cross-eyed] [[MoodWhiplash THE TOP TEN MARIO KART TRACKS!]]
-->[He flips two bowls of chips onto the floor.]
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[[folder:Monster Party]]
* The ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review is full of funny moments, but particularly noteworthy is the face Jon makes when actual [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs gameplay]] is shown for the first time.
--> '''Jon''': I tell ya what there sure is some sort of a party goin on over here. Just not sure it's the kind I want to be invited to.
** The above quote is then followed by a gigantic LOL on the screen itself.
* And then there's the start of the actual review:
--> '''Jon''': You got all your normal kinds of monster madness going on here in the background: killer plants, spiders, minotaurs, tempu--OH...Tempura...Shrimp? Oh......[[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is gonna be one of those days isn't it]]?
* "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Who wants a piece of my dick bat?!?]]"
* Special mention to reactions to some of the strange enemies in the game.
-->'''Jon''': I'm ready for anything.
-->[Dramatic closeup of a mashup mook that looked like a dog with the head of a bald man]
-->'''Jon''': WAIT, I LIED! I was NOT ready for anything! Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE. [Accompanied by splatters of that string of "Nopes" that fill the screen]
* His reactions to the "boss" that's already dead and the pumpkin boss that did not want Jon to hurt him.
-->'''Jon''': (reading) Sorry I'm dead. (normal) Okay y'know I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to disturb you. *{{Beat}}* ...wait, [[BigWhat What]]? REAALLY? ''Really''? I just...yeah great, grab the freaking question mark and keep moving. It's like war time no time to question this shit.
-->'''Jon''': (reading) Please don't pick on me. (normal) Yeah well no. I wasn't planning on it-'''''Holy shit!''''' *Boss attacks, and Jon throws the controller through the air* A-are you being serious with me right now? This guy's gonna go around opening with lines like "please don't pick on me" and then immediately jump all over you like Bruce Willis in the midst of a bathroom emergency?
** Hilariously enough he brings up the pumpkin boss again with regards to the dancing zombies
--->'''Jon''': Captain Pumpkin Head says "please don't pick on me" then immediately sucker punches the shit out of you, but no dancing zombies [[SeriousBusiness mean business]] when they say things.
* His reaction to the tempura boss:
-->'''Jon''': When did this game go from a game called "Monster Party" to a game [[SurrealHumor where I fight SHRIMP and ONION RINGS]]?! [[{{Angrish}} WHY?! And what th...]] why is there a space station IN THE BACKGRO-OU-OU-OU-UND?!!! ''(voice echoes)''
* Jon's internal struggles after fighting the tempura boss:
--> [Jon tossing around in his bed with a transparent overlay of the onion ring splashed onto the screen]
-->'''Jon''': What's going on? Am I... Am I dead? Did I die because I saw a... Goddamn eight-bit onion ring?
* After trying his best to tolerate the [[NintendoHard difficulty]] of this game, finally [[RageQuit Rage Quitting]] when he dies to the final boss, causing him to [[spoiler: pull up [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoTrqqfP7jQ a video]] on Website/YouTube where the boss was beaten and claiming he did that.]]
-->'''Jon''': No one can say I'm not good at finishing games.
-->'''Jacques''': Jon, you couldn't finish a cheese danish.
-->'''Jon''': Hey Jacques, I keep you naked on purpose.
* "Then they ''fused'' together." [[BigWhat WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT]]?!
* "Oh, cool, I [[ItMakesSenseInContext took some drugs and became a dragon.]] [{{Beat}}] OK, COOL, WHA'EVER, I'M JUST ROLLIN' WITH IT. TIME FOR YOUR PREPARATION H, SIR!!!"
* And then there's also his reaction to the upright walking pants.
-->'''Jon''': Wait wh--is--Issa--Issat pants? Is that motherfucking starched pants walking around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon? No no I-I changed my mind. I can't! I can't! This game is going to be the end of me! *cue [[{{Meatloaf}} Paradise By the Dashboard Light]]*
* His reaction to the empty room while trying to find the key.
-->'''Jon''': Well, I can tell you one thing. It's certainly not here. GOOD. No no good no. I'm glad. I'm glad they put it in the game. NO. I'm-I'm glad. No! I mean it's not like--*cuts to the next scene*
* Start of Round 2
-->'''Jon''': (said quickly) Fish face on legs! Yup! Yup! YUUUUUUUUUP! Oh, whoa. I-[[{{Understatement}} I think I lost my train of thought there for a second]].
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[[folder:Charlie's Angels]]
* The intro to the ''VideoGame/CharliesAngels'' review. [[spoiler:It's obvious he had to rerecord the audio as what is being said in the audio ''doesn't match with what's being said in the video''.]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[spoiler:(slurred) [-I don't even know what's going on right now, ya guys, there's some sort of thing in my hands. I don't give a SHIT about this. [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Fwuh's trophy]]-].]]
* "Now all we need is a game to review." Cue the game [[spoiler:falling out of the sky from nowhere]].
* "Let's get the party goin' ''on'' in this party wagon!" ''[Beer awkwardly squirts from a can]''
* His reaction to the Angels' idle animations is '''beyond''' priceless.
* "Oh my God, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight is that a]] [[{{Joisey}} piana]]?"
* Jon commenting on the bizarreness of the characters' running animations, noting that they wouldn't seem out of place in WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants:
-->'''Jon:''' ''(giggles)'' Just look at...just look at how strange the walk cycle is. They look like they belong more in a [=SpongeBob=] cartoon.
-->''(A clip of one of the walk cycles from the [=SpongeBob SquarePants=] episode The Sponge Who Could Fly appears on the screen; it is then displayed side-to-side with the game's walking animation for comparison.)''
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[[folder:The Lost World: Jurassic Park]]
* Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, but the [[ItMakesSenseInContext following line of his]] [[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark "The Lost World" review]] (a ''Christmas'' review, mind you):
-->'''Jon''': [While "Happy Valentines" appears on screen] Morty Gumbiss.
* His comment on the film's net profit:
-->'''Jon''': Well, with all that money, you could... [[TemptingFate well, you could finance]] ''Film/JurassicParkIII''! [Picture of JPIII poster appears] ''Oh,'' '''''noooooooooooo'''''!
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[[folder:Apples and Grapes]]
* Jon made a video called "Apples and Grapes" - it doesn't make much sense at all if you're a new fan, but it's still got a few funny moments. Jon plays ''[[MySims MySims]]'' and finds himself very disappointed by it (nearly going insane, repeating the question "What do you do?" in disbelief). Jon subsequently ''walks all the way from California to Texas to speak to PeanutButterGamer'', resulting in some of the most SurrealHumor that Normal Boots has ''ever'' produced.
--> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' What?
--> '''Jon:''' ''[sobbing]'' I just couldn't bear it any more, PBG, I played [=MySims=]. I played [=MySims=], PBG, I had to tell you...I came from California to Texas to tell you I know how you feel. ''[incoherently]'' Iss'a worst game I've ever played. ''[sobs]'' ''[incoherent shouting]''
--> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' You came here from ''California''? ''[camera zooms in uncomfortably close]'' Like, to Texas from ''California''? I mean, it's freaking cold out, do you need anything?
--> ''[{{Beat}}]''
--> '''Jon:''' ''[with bizarre enunciation]'' [[TitleDrop Apples AND grapes]].
--> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' ''[holding punnets full of apples and grapes]'' Dude, you lucked out! ''[{{Beat}}]''
--> ''[the two begin dancing to bass-heavy electronic music]''
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[[folder:Malkovich's Gaming Game Show]]
* Pretty much the entirety of "Malkovich's Gaming Game Show." Jon as a CloudCuckooLander John Malkovich plus Egoraptor in a dress as his "sometimes beautiful" assistant Vitalia is funny enough on its own, but the way it is acted out is just perfect.
--> '''Malkovich:''' Contestant number you're dead first. Tell me, has the milk gone bad?
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[[folder:Drunk Gaming: The Castlevania Adventure]]
* Jon prepares for the review by drinking, in his own words, "way too much." Jacques is crawling around on his shirt as he starts drinking.
--->'''Jon''': Jacques, you can't have any Seagram's! Are you twenty-one - you're, like one and a fuckin' half!
* He's still able to give relatively coherent reasons as to ''why'' the game is bad, despite being drunk.
* When describing a particularly difficult jump, he brings a hand down to the floor (complete with a 'woosh' sound!) to demonstrate how poorly a novice player would handle it. Then, with a drunken giggle...
--->'''Jon''': Where'd I go. How did I get here. Let's get back up - okay. We're good.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Monster Bash]]
* The intro to the Monster Bash review consists of a disclaimer that Jon failed to keep up with his Halloween deadline... to the tune of the FreshPrinceOfBelAir rap.
* When discussing the various types of games that came out in the MS-DOS era, Jon shows some clips from obscure game ''Demon Blue'' when he adds "weird fuckin' games" to the list. Rather than elaborate, he allows the weirdness of the game to speak for itself.
* When Jon claims that the sound of giggling, falling skulls (in the game) is music to his ears, the sound is featured with a clip from an ad for Mattress Ranch. Something about the surreal nature of this combination and the jump-cut zoom on the man's face towards the end makes this moment hilarious.
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[[folder:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts]]
* Jon realizing Grunty has bound him to his seat until he beats the game:
-->'''Jon''': Oh, ''no...'' '''OOOHH,''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!]]'''''
* Jon's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation reaction]] to cars in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts:
-->'''Jon''': Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' AND IIIIIIIII—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69BP1uhlMs&feature=g-user-u Hell, the entire review]]. Such as the epic buildup to when he realizes what he's actually going to play.
* This:
-->'''Jon:''' STOP!\\
'''Jon:''' ''STOP IT!''\\
'''Jon:''' '''''STOP TAUNTING ME!'''''
* His explanation of the disappointment of Nuts and Bolts.
-->'''Jon''': I mean, what if after ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' Nintendo came out with a teaser trailer for ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'', but upon release day, you were greeted with MARIO '''CITY SIMULATOR?!''' AND THEN YOU TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "'''UHHH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMIRITE? ''BRB, MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!!'''''"
* "Ladies and gentlemen, I've plucked a whale from the ocean, and he sounds like a seal!" *whale makes seal noises* *cut to Jon smiling and nodding*
* Rockington being PutOnABus.
-->'''Jon''': What a beautiful day; wouldn't you say, Rockington?
-->[Cut to the ground, with nothing in the shot]
-->'''Jon''': Oh, yeah. I l- I lost Rockington. I lo- I LOST A '''ROCK!'''
* Jon trying to finish the game early by running over Gruntilda with his car.
-->'''Jon''': Maybe I can end the game early by killing Gruntilda ''while she's in the open!'' Get 'er! Get 'er! Kick 'er eees! HAHAHAHAH-Seriously. This ain't funny anymore. This is now called [[PunnyName DramTron]].
* The way Jon [[spoiler:brings Jacques back to life]]. You'd expect there to be some kind of convoluted way to do it, as this is one of the more plot-driven VideoReviewShow[=s=] (in the WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall sense). But then, instead, you get:
-->'''Jon''': ''[[spoiler:Jacques!]] OW-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!''
-->''[[spoiler:[Jacques [[UnexplainedRecovery just comes back]]]], accompanied by a powerup SFX from SuperMarioBros]''
* Jon appreciates the [[BlatantLies subtle]] BreakingTheFourthWall in ''Nuts & Bolts''.
-->'''Jon''': ... if you spell 'subtly' like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVAhW4ToLFI this!]]
-->''[The word "SUBTLY" appears [[MundaneMadeAwesome in big, bold, flashing letters spinning against a backdrop of fire and explosions with]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} Ghost Love Score]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome playing in the background]]]''
* After he complains about the small pizza thing from the opening this happens.
-->'''Jon''': OHHHHHHHM, I'm in da treesh. [[LampshadeHanging How did I get dere?]]
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[[folder:Birdemic]]
* While the entire review of ''Birdemic'' is a crowning moment of funny, it's Jon's reaction to the birds finally showing up that seals the deal. Just the way his voice crackles as he reacts to the scene is utterly hysterical.
--> '''Jon''': "[[TemptingFate Okay, we are forty minutes into this movie and I haven't seen any GODDAMN birds—]]"
-->[[[GilliganCut Cue a storm of]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure badly animated digital birds]] [[GilliganCut dive bombing and exploding on a town.]]]
-->[[http://i.imgur.com/S8QBN.gif [Cut to Jon]]]
-->'''Jon''': Well, [[DrivenToSuicide that's about enough life for me for one day]]. Let me check the time. [Checks wrist] Yes, it's about that time. [Falls and [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]]]
-->[Cut back to film]
-->'''Jon''': [Scared] I take it back! Go back to when there weren't birds!
* Not to mention his reaction shot when the characters are shown fighting terribly CGI'd birds with wire hangers.
--> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpjZjQrfGNg SRSLY?]]
* When one of the actors stumbles over his line:
-->'''Actor''': ''[Half-mumbled]'' What's with th- all the noise?
-->'''Jon''': I'm sorry, what was that?
-->'''Actor''': ''[Again]'' What's with th- all the noise?
-->'''Jon''': I d-d-know whaja talkin' abbat.
* And when he complains about the camera angle. It escalates pretty fast.
-->'''Jon''': Hey, could you move the camera down a bit? The camera is a bit-the camera-the camera's a bit '''''[[SuddenlyShouting HIGH UP!!]]'''''
* After being burnt out by the solar panel scene:
-->'''Jon''': Let me weight this down for ya: Hitchcock, Kubrick, Coppola, Nguyen. Okay? [[TemptingFate Just, can we get to the romantic subplot already? Please?]]
-->[Cut to said subplot]
-->'''Rod''': I work at a starter company called MCT Software. Got the stock option. Hopefully, if the company makes it big by-
-->'''Jon''': '''[[NoIndoorVoice NEVER MIND, I TAKE IT BACK!]]'''
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[[folder:Bubsy]]
* The moment in Jon's VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} video where... I'll let him explain.
-->'''Jon''': Jumping. In a car. Killed me. No, it's, I don't really, THAT'S THE WAY WE WASH OUR HANDS! (throws controller on the floor) '''FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!!'''
* "''Bubsy is 3D in Furbitten Planet'', [[SarcasmMode because talent]]."
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Watch the fuck out, citizens of Bubsyland. Captain Bubsy is drunk as shit again and heavily armed with puns!]]"
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? I know you'll make the '''''MEOWST''''' OF IT! ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I believe in ya, Bubsy!]]'''"
* "Yeeeaaaah! Bubsy Two! Bubsy Three!...BUBSY FUCKIN' TWO!"
* "They put FALLING DAMAGE in their motherfucking 2D platform game?" (Cut to a newspaper with the headline "[=JonTron=] Quits" while Eric Prydz' "Call On Me" plays in the background.)
** Even better is what the newspaper says: "'Falling Damage in a platformer? There are things no man should see. Nice tits btw' Said a melancholy JonTron" (sic)
* "Did I say that I felt bad? Let me rephrase that: I feel bad for me."
* The beginning had this gem:
-->'''Jon''': [Upon realizing that he's back in his room and Jacques is ticked off] Whoa, whoa, oh no! I-I was reviewing the game the whole time, look! ''[Laughs nervously while putting the cover of ThreeDDotGameHeroes in his SNES, Jacques just looks with flaming eyes and a red-tinted background]'' Jon, that doesn't go in there, you silly ''bitch''! ''[Laughs nervously again]''
* "Yeah, Play for Points! Gotta get that high score and post it to SNES-Live, yo."
** [[CutawayGag "Yo,]] [[Series/BreakingBad Gatorade me, bitch!"]]
* "It's a cat an' ya put him in a shirt an' bam! Is' Bubsey! (Cut to black) I QUIT!"
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[[folder:King's Quest V]]
* The King's Quest V review is hysterical. From his reaction to the king flying, to the deaths (including bear), it's just an absolute joy.
* Also, Jon using his Tron-Bunk kit to figure out one of the game's essential flaws:
-->'''Jon''': Yeah... yes, I see... oh, that's righteous, that's good. Ah, there it is. It's clear now, I've got it. ''[Cut to Jon, deadpan]'' '''ev'rbuhdy mov' sfuckin' slow! Ev'rybuhdy mov'sssreally fuckin' slow!'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Continue Crossover]]
* The Continue Show crossover. Six games in a row. Adult Chocolate Milk. HilarityEnsues.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 10 Necessary Game Sequels]]
* The start of his entry on Mega Man in the Top 10 Necessary Game Sequels.
-->"Pew pew pew [With accompanying text] pewpewpewpewpewpewpew [With accompanying text] BRAAAAAAAAAP [Picture of {{Skrillex}}]"
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[[folder:Dino City]]
* Jon trying to figure out how to load up ''Dino City'', starting his infamous RunningGag. He tries the PS3, then the PS2, then tries to load it into a PC tray, then into the DS, then on top of his wireless router, then into the dishwasher, then into the dishwasher, then into the... dishwasher... again, and then finally realises the correct console: The SMBS.
--> '''Jon''': Now, if I just remembered how to play this thing... ''[tries to load it into PS3]'' Oh, no, ''no'', not on the PS3... Silly to think it'd be on the 2... ''[puts into PC tray]'' I'll just put it in the PC tray, see what happens... ''[game falls out]'' Well that's unfortunate. ''[opens DS and rams it with the cartridge]'' Alright, well, the DS can, uh, usually play the games, so... ''[places game on wireless router]'' Ohhh, it's a done deal, it's the wireless router! It's... This has not worked... ''[drops in dishwasher]'' Dishwasher? No... ''[drops in dishwasher again]'' Dishwasher? No... ''[throws in dishwasher [[RuleOfThree a third time]]]'' ...Dishwasher? Yeah, that's what I-- ''[shakes camera at SNES]'' Oh my God, how could I have been so stupid?! The SMBS! ''[places game in... upside-down]''
* Jon getting irritated by the fact that the game counts your lives past 9 but doesn't show you and [[BrickJoke tossing the cartridge back in the dishwasher.]]
* At the end, [[SuddenMusicalEnding he bursts into a cover of "Firework".]]
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[[folder:Nightshade]]
* Jon's response to being fooled during his ''{{Nightshade}}'' video:
-->'''Jon''': Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, "This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him!" '''FUCK YOU!''' '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]''' *cracks a small grin*
* Jon's bizarre methods of putting cartridges into their respective consoles reaches its nadir when he just throws the cartridge at his NES. [[EpicFail And misses.]]
* Jon's priceless reaction to finding his popularity increased after killing a random policeman.
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The meltdown at the end.]]
** Jon trying to bash the cartridge to bits with a cheap dollar-store plastic Thor hammer, only for [[RealityEnsues the opposite to happen and the toy to be quickly obliterated from the abuse]]. Jon just takes the wrecked handle and pretends it's a microphone, just because it resembles one. He then starts ''singing bad karaoke'' while the video's frame rate is slowed to a crawl, making him sound like a sedated Chewbacca.
* "Nightshade likes it to be night. In the shade. Doesn't wanna acknowledge curtains-''[[ThrowItIn uh fuck cut that, just cut that whole...]]''"
* Jon reading a HurricaneOfPuns about "grate/great", [[VomitDiscretionShot not even managing to finish the sentence.]]
* [Trying to pick up a crowbar] "A don't do it, and B don't do it, so what do it? [[{{NES}} This controller]] only got 2-it...dem buttons..." [Caption to sped-up music: [[DontExplainTheJoke THATWASAJOKETHX4COMING]]]
* His inability to spell Sutekh's name, so he called him "HUEGH" or "HEUGH". The second time he did it seems to also gain a little bit memetic status due to how hilarious he delivered it:
-->'''Jon''' (raising and shaking one hand): DAMN YOU, '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JThq26BZDxU HUEGH]]'''!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osSgtV0EsGE GROSS]]
* Willem Dafoe Basketball.
* Jon's reaction to starting the game by losing half his health.
--> '''Jon''': *squinty-eyed smile* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Dis' gonn' be a good game.]]
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[[folder:Space Ace]]
* Jon as he describes the games creator, Don Bluth.
-->'''Jon:''' These games were made by the living legend, Don Bluth. Or as he's better known: The Half-Second Cousin of Mitt Romney!
-->''[beat]''
-->'''(Large red letters spelling out "THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE" appear as techno music plays and fire obscures the background)'''
* Jon's initial reaction to the Space Maze level in his SpaceAce review: he yells "JESUS, WE'RE GOING IN HARD, STRAP IN," puts on a Daft Punk helmet (which makes a squeaky toy noise), and starts firing a toy laser while holding an Atari joystick as an alert sounds and screaming incoherently.
* [[http://youtu.be/wJPHu7tVlJQ Space]] [[Creator/ChristopherWalken Walken]].
* The [[http://youtu.be/epbsT2mrR80 follow-up]].
-->'''Jon''' [[{{Angrish}} Literally, with the motherfuckin']] ''[[{{Angrish}} humming]]'' [[{{Angrish}} and the...]] ''bring on the Mariachi band!'' [Music/{{Fleshgod|Apocalypse}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPsBevd6V5w Apocalypse]] plays] That's not Mariachi!
* Jon claiming that he has some of the original cels from Space Ace and Dragon's Lair... [[spoiler: Except he's in his friend Ross' house.]]
* Jon asks for a hi-five. Words cannot do it justice.
* '''"HMM HMM?"'''
* Space Maze [[JustForPun (Pictures of corn in space appear)]]
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[[folder:Top 20 SNES Games]]
* In the intro to the Top 20 SNES Games, Jon quickly goes from his usual demeanor to this:
-->'''Jon''': These are my Top 20 favorite, in no particular order, this is just the way they happen to fall on my ''[Climbs on table]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting EMOTIONAL SCALE]], ''[[LargeHam AND YOU'RE GONNA ACCEPT I-]]''''' ''[Cue "Number 20" card]''
* [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid SUPERMETROID]]? ONLYNUMBERTWELVEONDALIST? *cue a scene of a riot happening in a town*
** It's the delivery of this line that really sells it.
* In his Top 10 SNES Games video, at the end of the VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} part where he's talking about Earthbound as an experience. "I mean, look at VideoGame/HeavyRain!" Cue yet another mockery of [[MemeticMutation Press X to Jason]], except the last one ''crashes''. [[spoiler:And then [[BrickJoke it shows up again]] at the end of the VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG part. "So to cap it off, I'll just say-''[[CutawayGag Jason!]]''"]]
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[[folder:Kinect Star Wars]]
* Jon realizes that the game just might be too big to take on by himself.
--> '''Jon:''' Man, I don't think I can tackle this alone. You know who I need--
--> '''Jirard:''' ''*Pops into frame, yelling*'' [[WebVideo/TheCompletionist THE COMPETI--]]
--> '''Jon:''' ''*Leaps back*'' '''''AAAAH!!!'''''
--> '''Jirard:''' ''*Startled*'' '''''AAAAH!!!'''''
* Jon's reaction to the Galactic Dance Off in Kinect Star Wars.
-->'''Jon''': [[BigOMG Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!]]
** It's even funnier when it turns out that ''this is the part of the game that he enjoys the most'', in spite of the InternetBackdraft against the mini-game.
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[[foldercontrol]]
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[[folder:Final Hallway XIII]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47YPs-qwNQU Final Hallway XIII.]] The entire thing.
** Special mention goes to Jon and the Crew's screams as they discover that the [[spoiler: game is playing itself.]]
--> '''Michael''': [[spoiler: THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF JON! THE GAME'S PLAYING ITSELF!]]
** And its sequel is glorious, with the most beautiful TakeThat to Square Enix imaginable.
-->'''Jon''': To unlock the ending of this [=JonTron=], go to [=youtube.com/DLC=] and give us all your money! Did you like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX this game]]? Or [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI that one]]? How [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger about]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG these]]? Wuzzat? Wh-Wuzzat? You ju- you just want a game that ''doesn't'' have six meterosexual Jonas brothers in it? Well ''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU''! ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2 Th]][[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV is]]'' is what you get, '''fuck you'''! Square Enix: Because ''fuck'' you guys!
** Jon's casual mention of what happened to Micheal.
-->'''Jon:''' You know, the last time somebody played this, Micheal ''died''. No? Ya just gonna sit there and play? Just stay put, I'm gonna get a bodybag and a soda.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Gaming in Public Episode 1]]
* From Gaming In Public Episode 1:
-->'''Claudio''': Oi gente tudo bem?
-->'''Caption''': Oye gents you're all from Maine!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Stairfax Temperatures]]
* His reaction to the Bafomdad from the ''Starfox Adventures'' game. Just [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8LPQ6nT4UpA#t=793s watch.]]
* Towards the start of the video Jacques suddenly kills himself by self-destructing, spraying Jon with blood, leading him to cry out dramatically "Oh no... oh no, ''Oh no, he's DEAD''!" About two minutes later Jacques (suddenly alive again) comments on the speciesism in the game and Jon reacts nonchalantly thus.
--> '''Jacques:''' Bro, the fuck is that?
--> '''Jon:''' [[UnfazedEveryman Oh hey Jacques, I thought you died.]] ''[sniff]''
* His reaction to overly cutesy [[TheScrappy baby triceratops]] Tricky.
-->'''Fox''': That's right. It was your mother that sent me to find you.
-->'''Tricky''': Is she... okay?
-->'''Fox''': {hesitates} [[LyingToProtectYourFeelings She'll be just fine.]]
-->'''Jon''': Oh man, really? You know... I've never cared so little about anything in my life.
* Hallucinatory Slippy's entire daemonic speech, and Jon's reaction to it. The whole thing has a very [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Eva]] feel to it. However, unlike Eva, it's played for laughs.
-->'''Slippy''': [[VoiceOfTheLegion The beast calls your name, yet you do not answer. You fear the truth. You fear true salvation. It is your time, Tron and Bird. God has come to reap the sinners. Step into the light and cleanse yourself. Cleanse yourself of what you have seen. There is still time. Escape. But it comes with a price: your SOUL, your DIGNITY, your BEING.]]
-->'''Jon''': [[HeroicBSOD What do I do? Can I stop playing the game now? Please help me!]]
-->'''Slippy''': ... [[MoodWhiplash AHHHH! I'm hit!]]
-->'''Jon''': [[EurekaMoment I understand now... I have to help... Myself...]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sonic R]]
* In his ''VideoGame/SonicR'' review, Jon demonstrated how [[SoundtrackDissonance goofy the soundtrack was]] by playing the cheerfully upbeat "Can You Feel The Sunshine?" over a scene in VideoGame/GodOfWar where somebody gets eaten by a Hydra.
* Also, from the same review:
-->'''Jon''': ''[Pretending to be a stoned Sonic Team member after snorting a line of cocaine]'' Welcome to Sonic Team! We make games, I think!
-->'''Manager''': ...What the FUCK is a "Sonic"!?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis]]
* "''Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis'' hit store shelves for a mere 20 dollars and received such crowning scores as [[SuddenlyShouting RUN! RUN]], ''[[DontAskJustRun FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!]]'' '''''[[Horrible/VideoGames RUN!]]'''''"
* From the same review, his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nohsA4R_1HU&list=UUdJdEguB1F1CiYe7OEi3SBg&feature=player_detailpage#t=34s reaction]] to the Youtube comments page. [[SpaceWhaleAesop Remember kids, YouTube comments are cancerous]]!
* "Apparently the developers forgot that if you swim at certain angles [[SpecialEffectsFailure you can give Aquaman a bald spot]]! [[{{Squick}} EEEUHGHGHG]]! Aquaman, King of Atlantis and Conqueror of Rogaine. I QUIT. [[{{Angrish}} GHHHHUGH]]!"
* "What's this blue pants? What's this blue pants? ...[[RuleOfThree What's this blue pants?]] I can't get it. I can get the gold pants, but I can't get the blue pants, and don't even get me ''started'' on the purple pants. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IN THIS GAME IS."
* This, made in response to the game's Dreadnaught {{Mook}}s:
-->'''Jon:''' More like Dread-[[{{Pun}} not!]] (while the head of an ostrich flies around the screen) '''EEEEEEHEHHEH!'''
* Toward the end of the review, Jon gives the game a scathing TheReasonYouSuckSpeech that starts with this:
-->'''Jon:''' [[TheyJustDidntCare They didn't even]] ''[[TheyJustDidntCare try]]'' [[TheyJustDidntCare when making this game!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis They]]'' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis DIDN'T! EVEN! TRY!]]'''''
* His response to [[spoiler:the game crashing]].
-->"'''[[Film/TheKarateKid YOU'RE THE BEST, AROUND]]--'''"
-->'''Jon:''' Time to celebrate ''this'' occasion by playing a ''real game!'' [=HP7P2P=] THE [[VideoGame/LEGOAdaptationGame LEGO]]! Break it down, Captain Stingray! *{{Beat}}* Stingray... Stingray Beats... *[[{{Beat}} another beat]]* S-Music/{{Skrillex}}!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:2010 Halloween Special]]
* Part one of his 2010 Halloween Special.
-->'''Jon''': [With an ominous tone] Welcome to part one of the '''''[=JonTron=] Halloween Special.'''''
-->[He goes cross-eyed] [[MoodWhiplash THE TOP TEN MARIO KART TRACKS!]]
-->[He flips two bowls of chips onto the floor.]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Monster Party]]
* The ''VideoGame/MonsterParty'' review is full of funny moments, but particularly noteworthy is the face Jon makes when actual [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs gameplay]] is shown for the first time.
--> '''Jon''': I tell ya what there sure is some sort of a party goin on over here. Just not sure it's the kind I want to be invited to.
** The above quote is then followed by a gigantic LOL on the screen itself.
* And then there's the start of the actual review:
--> '''Jon''': You got all your normal kinds of monster madness going on here in the background: killer plants, spiders, minotaurs, tempu--OH...Tempura...Shrimp? Oh......[[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is gonna be one of those days isn't it]]?
* "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Who wants a piece of my dick bat?!?]]"
* Special mention to reactions to some of the strange enemies in the game.
-->'''Jon''': I'm ready for anything.
-->[Dramatic closeup of a mashup mook that looked like a dog with the head of a bald man]
-->'''Jon''': WAIT, I LIED! I was NOT ready for anything! Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope SO MUCH NOPE. [Accompanied by splatters of that string of "Nopes" that fill the screen]
* His reactions to the "boss" that's already dead and the pumpkin boss that did not want Jon to hurt him.
-->'''Jon''': (reading) Sorry I'm dead. (normal) Okay y'know I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to disturb you. *{{Beat}}* ...wait, [[BigWhat What]]? REAALLY? ''Really''? I just...yeah great, grab the freaking question mark and keep moving. It's like war time no time to question this shit.
-->'''Jon''': (reading) Please don't pick on me. (normal) Yeah well no. I wasn't planning on it-'''''Holy shit!''''' *Boss attacks, and Jon throws the controller through the air* A-are you being serious with me right now? This guy's gonna go around opening with lines like "please don't pick on me" and then immediately jump all over you like Bruce Willis in the midst of a bathroom emergency?
** Hilariously enough he brings up the pumpkin boss again with regards to the dancing zombies
--->'''Jon''': Captain Pumpkin Head says "please don't pick on me" then immediately sucker punches the shit out of you, but no dancing zombies [[SeriousBusiness mean business]] when they say things.
* His reaction to the tempura boss:
-->'''Jon''': When did this game go from a game called "Monster Party" to a game [[SurrealHumor where I fight SHRIMP and ONION RINGS]]?! [[{{Angrish}} WHY?! And what th...]] why is there a space station IN THE BACKGRO-OU-OU-OU-UND?!!! ''(voice echoes)''
* Jon's internal struggles after fighting the tempura boss:
--> [Jon tossing around in his bed with a transparent overlay of the onion ring splashed onto the screen]
-->'''Jon''': What's going on? Am I... Am I dead? Did I die because I saw a... Goddamn eight-bit onion ring?
* After trying his best to tolerate the [[NintendoHard difficulty]] of this game, finally [[RageQuit Rage Quitting]] when he dies to the final boss, causing him to [[spoiler: pull up [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoTrqqfP7jQ a video]] on Website/YouTube where the boss was beaten and claiming he did that.]]
-->'''Jon''': No one can say I'm not good at finishing games.
-->'''Jacques''': Jon, you couldn't finish a cheese danish.
-->'''Jon''': Hey Jacques, I keep you naked on purpose.
* "Then they ''fused'' together." [[BigWhat WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT]]?!
* "Oh, cool, I [[ItMakesSenseInContext took some drugs and became a dragon.]] [{{Beat}}] OK, COOL, WHA'EVER, I'M JUST ROLLIN' WITH IT. TIME FOR YOUR PREPARATION H, SIR!!!"
* And then there's also his reaction to the upright walking pants.
-->'''Jon''': Wait wh--is--Issa--Issat pants? Is that motherfucking starched pants walking around like J. Edgar Hoover on a Tuesday afternoon? No no I-I changed my mind. I can't! I can't! This game is going to be the end of me! *cue [[{{Meatloaf}} Paradise By the Dashboard Light]]*
* His reaction to the empty room while trying to find the key.
-->'''Jon''': Well, I can tell you one thing. It's certainly not here. GOOD. No no good no. I'm glad. I'm glad they put it in the game. NO. I'm-I'm glad. No! I mean it's not like--*cuts to the next scene*
* Start of Round 2
-->'''Jon''': (said quickly) Fish face on legs! Yup! Yup! YUUUUUUUUUP! Oh, whoa. I-[[{{Understatement}} I think I lost my train of thought there for a second]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Charlie's Angels]]
* The intro to the ''VideoGame/CharliesAngels'' review. [[spoiler:It's obvious he had to rerecord the audio as what is being said in the audio ''doesn't match with what's being said in the video''.]]
-->'''Jon:''' [[spoiler:(slurred) [-I don't even know what's going on right now, ya guys, there's some sort of thing in my hands. I don't give a SHIT about this. [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Fwuh's trophy]]-].]]
* "Now all we need is a game to review." Cue the game [[spoiler:falling out of the sky from nowhere]].
* "Let's get the party goin' ''on'' in this party wagon!" ''[Beer awkwardly squirts from a can]''
* His reaction to the Angels' idle animations is '''beyond''' priceless.
* "Oh my God, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight is that a]] [[{{Joisey}} piana]]?"
* Jon commenting on the bizarreness of the characters' running animations, noting that they wouldn't seem out of place in WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants:
-->'''Jon:''' ''(giggles)'' Just look at...just look at how strange the walk cycle is. They look like they belong more in a [=SpongeBob=] cartoon.
-->''(A clip of one of the walk cycles from the [=SpongeBob SquarePants=] episode The Sponge Who Could Fly appears on the screen; it is then displayed side-to-side with the game's walking animation for comparison.)''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Lost World: Jurassic Park]]
* Also doubles as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, but the [[ItMakesSenseInContext following line of his]] [[Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark "The Lost World" review]] (a ''Christmas'' review, mind you):
-->'''Jon''': [While "Happy Valentines" appears on screen] Morty Gumbiss.
* His comment on the film's net profit:
-->'''Jon''': Well, with all that money, you could... [[TemptingFate well, you could finance]] ''Film/JurassicParkIII''! [Picture of JPIII poster appears] ''Oh,'' '''''noooooooooooo'''''!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Apples and Grapes]]
* Jon made a video called "Apples and Grapes" - it doesn't make much sense at all if you're a new fan, but it's still got a few funny moments. Jon plays ''[[MySims MySims]]'' and finds himself very disappointed by it (nearly going insane, repeating the question "What do you do?" in disbelief). Jon subsequently ''walks all the way from California to Texas to speak to PeanutButterGamer'', resulting in some of the most SurrealHumor that Normal Boots has ''ever'' produced.
--> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' What?
--> '''Jon:''' ''[sobbing]'' I just couldn't bear it any more, PBG, I played [=MySims=]. I played [=MySims=], PBG, I had to tell you...I came from California to Texas to tell you I know how you feel. ''[incoherently]'' Iss'a worst game I've ever played. ''[sobs]'' ''[incoherent shouting]''
--> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' You came here from ''California''? ''[camera zooms in uncomfortably close]'' Like, to Texas from ''California''? I mean, it's freaking cold out, do you need anything?
--> ''[{{Beat}}]''
--> '''Jon:''' ''[with bizarre enunciation]'' [[TitleDrop Apples AND grapes]].
--> '''[=PeanutButterGamer=]:''' ''[holding punnets full of apples and grapes]'' Dude, you lucked out! ''[{{Beat}}]''
--> ''[the two begin dancing to bass-heavy electronic music]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Malkovich's Gaming Game Show]]
* Pretty much the entirety of "Malkovich's Gaming Game Show." Jon as a CloudCuckooLander John Malkovich plus Egoraptor in a dress as his "sometimes beautiful" assistant Vitalia is funny enough on its own, but the way it is acted out is just perfect.
--> '''Malkovich:''' Contestant number you're dead first. Tell me, has the milk gone bad?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Drunk Gaming: The Castlevania Adventure]]
* Jon prepares for the review by drinking, in his own words, "way too much." Jacques is crawling around on his shirt as he starts drinking.
--->'''Jon''': Jacques, you can't have any Seagram's! Are you twenty-one - you're, like one and a fuckin' half!
* He's still able to give relatively coherent reasons as to ''why'' the game is bad, despite being drunk.
* When describing a particularly difficult jump, he brings a hand down to the floor (complete with a 'woosh' sound!) to demonstrate how poorly a novice player would handle it. Then, with a drunken giggle...
--->'''Jon''': Where'd I go. How did I get here. Let's get back up - okay. We're good.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Monster Bash]]
* The intro to the Monster Bash review consists of a disclaimer that Jon failed to keep up with his Halloween deadline... to the tune of the FreshPrinceOfBelAir rap.
* When discussing the various types of games that came out in the MS-DOS era, Jon shows some clips from obscure game ''Demon Blue'' when he adds "weird fuckin' games" to the list. Rather than elaborate, he allows the weirdness of the game to speak for itself.
* When Jon claims that the sound of giggling, falling skulls (in the game) is music to his ears, the sound is featured with a clip from an ad for Mattress Ranch. Something about the surreal nature of this combination and the jump-cut zoom on the man's face towards the end makes this moment hilarious.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts]]
* Jon realizing Grunty has bound him to his seat until he beats the game:
-->'''Jon''': Oh, ''no...'' '''OOOHH,''' '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!]]'''''
* Jon's [[GoMadFromTheRevelation reaction]] to cars in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts:
-->'''Jon''': Cars...? Cars?! '''CAAAAAAARS!!!!!''' AND IIIIIIIII—'''HOLY SHIT!'''—WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU'''ICAN'TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHISTOMEGODDAMMITHOWCOULDYOUDOTHISTOME'''?!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l69BP1uhlMs&feature=g-user-u Hell, the entire review]]. Such as the epic buildup to when he realizes what he's actually going to play.
* This:
-->'''Jon:''' STOP!\\
'''Jon:''' ''STOP IT!''\\
'''Jon:''' '''''STOP TAUNTING ME!'''''
* His explanation of the disappointment of Nuts and Bolts.
-->'''Jon''': I mean, what if after ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld'' Nintendo came out with a teaser trailer for ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'', but upon release day, you were greeted with MARIO '''CITY SIMULATOR?!''' AND THEN YOU TURNED ON THE GAME AND SHIGERU MIYAMOTO'S GHOST COMES OUT AND IS LIKE "'''UHHH FUCKIN' WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMIRITE? ''BRB, MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!!'''''"
* "Ladies and gentlemen, I've plucked a whale from the ocean, and he sounds like a seal!" *whale makes seal noises* *cut to Jon smiling and nodding*
* Rockington being PutOnABus.
-->'''Jon''': What a beautiful day; wouldn't you say, Rockington?
-->[Cut to the ground, with nothing in the shot]
-->'''Jon''': Oh, yeah. I l- I lost Rockington. I lo- I LOST A '''ROCK!'''
* Jon trying to finish the game early by running over Gruntilda with his car.
-->'''Jon''': Maybe I can end the game early by killing Gruntilda ''while she's in the open!'' Get 'er! Get 'er! Kick 'er eees! HAHAHAHAH-Seriously. This ain't funny anymore. This is now called [[PunnyName DramTron]].
* The way Jon [[spoiler:brings Jacques back to life]]. You'd expect there to be some kind of convoluted way to do it, as this is one of the more plot-driven VideoReviewShow[=s=] (in the WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall sense). But then, instead, you get:
-->'''Jon''': ''[[spoiler:Jacques!]] OW-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO!''
-->''[[spoiler:[Jacques [[UnexplainedRecovery just comes back]]]], accompanied by a powerup SFX from SuperMarioBros]''
* Jon appreciates the [[BlatantLies subtle]] BreakingTheFourthWall in ''Nuts & Bolts''.
-->'''Jon''': ... if you spell 'subtly' like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVAhW4ToLFI this!]]
-->''[The word "SUBTLY" appears [[MundaneMadeAwesome in big, bold, flashing letters spinning against a backdrop of fire and explosions with]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} Ghost Love Score]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome playing in the background]]]''
* After he complains about the small pizza thing from the opening this happens.
-->'''Jon''': OHHHHHHHM, I'm in da treesh. [[LampshadeHanging How did I get dere?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Birdemic]]
* While the entire review of ''Birdemic'' is a crowning moment of funny, it's Jon's reaction to the birds finally showing up that seals the deal. Just the way his voice crackles as he reacts to the scene is utterly hysterical.
--> '''Jon''': "[[TemptingFate Okay, we are forty minutes into this movie and I haven't seen any GODDAMN birds—]]"
-->[[[GilliganCut Cue a storm of]] [[SpecialEffectsFailure badly animated digital birds]] [[GilliganCut dive bombing and exploding on a town.]]]
-->[[http://i.imgur.com/S8QBN.gif [Cut to Jon]]]
-->'''Jon''': Well, [[DrivenToSuicide that's about enough life for me for one day]]. Let me check the time. [Checks wrist] Yes, it's about that time. [Falls and [[StuffBlowingUp blows up]]]
-->[Cut back to film]
-->'''Jon''': [Scared] I take it back! Go back to when there weren't birds!
* Not to mention his reaction shot when the characters are shown fighting terribly CGI'd birds with wire hangers.
--> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpjZjQrfGNg SRSLY?]]
* When one of the actors stumbles over his line:
-->'''Actor''': ''[Half-mumbled]'' What's with th- all the noise?
-->'''Jon''': I'm sorry, what was that?
-->'''Actor''': ''[Again]'' What's with th- all the noise?
-->'''Jon''': I d-d-know whaja talkin' abbat.
* And when he complains about the camera angle. It escalates pretty fast.
-->'''Jon''': Hey, could you move the camera down a bit? The camera is a bit-the camera-the camera's a bit '''''[[SuddenlyShouting HIGH UP!!]]'''''
* After being burnt out by the solar panel scene:
-->'''Jon''': Let me weight this down for ya: Hitchcock, Kubrick, Coppola, Nguyen. Okay? [[TemptingFate Just, can we get to the romantic subplot already? Please?]]
-->[Cut to said subplot]
-->'''Rod''': I work at a starter company called MCT Software. Got the stock option. Hopefully, if the company makes it big by-
-->'''Jon''': '''[[NoIndoorVoice NEVER MIND, I TAKE IT BACK!]]'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bubsy]]
* The moment in Jon's VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} video where... I'll let him explain.
-->'''Jon''': Jumping. In a car. Killed me. No, it's, I don't really, THAT'S THE WAY WE WASH OUR HANDS! (throws controller on the floor) '''FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!!'''
* "''Bubsy is 3D in Furbitten Planet'', [[SarcasmMode because talent]]."
* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Watch the fuck out, citizens of Bubsyland. Captain Bubsy is drunk as shit again and heavily armed with puns!]]"
* "[[IncrediblyLamePun Good one]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext Bubsy!]] Hey, wanna be a cast member on [[SaturdayNightLive Sat-purr-day Night Live]]? I know you'll make the '''''MEOWST''''' OF IT! ''[Suddenly distant]'' '''[[AC:I believe in ya, Bubsy!]]'''"
* "Yeeeaaaah! Bubsy Two! Bubsy Three!...BUBSY FUCKIN' TWO!"
* "They put FALLING DAMAGE in their motherfucking 2D platform game?" (Cut to a newspaper with the headline "[=JonTron=] Quits" while Eric Prydz' "Call On Me" plays in the background.)
** Even better is what the newspaper says: "'Falling Damage in a platformer? There are things no man should see. Nice tits btw' Said a melancholy JonTron" (sic)
* "Did I say that I felt bad? Let me rephrase that: I feel bad for me."
* The beginning had this gem:
-->'''Jon''': [Upon realizing that he's back in his room and Jacques is ticked off] Whoa, whoa, oh no! I-I was reviewing the game the whole time, look! ''[Laughs nervously while putting the cover of ThreeDDotGameHeroes in his SNES, Jacques just looks with flaming eyes and a red-tinted background]'' Jon, that doesn't go in there, you silly ''bitch''! ''[Laughs nervously again]''
* "Yeah, Play for Points! Gotta get that high score and post it to SNES-Live, yo."
** [[CutawayGag "Yo,]] [[Series/BreakingBad Gatorade me, bitch!"]]
* "It's a cat an' ya put him in a shirt an' bam! Is' Bubsey! (Cut to black) I QUIT!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:King's Quest V]]
* The King's Quest V review is hysterical. From his reaction to the king flying, to the deaths (including bear), it's just an absolute joy.
* Also, Jon using his Tron-Bunk kit to figure out one of the game's essential flaws:
-->'''Jon''': Yeah... yes, I see... oh, that's righteous, that's good. Ah, there it is. It's clear now, I've got it. ''[Cut to Jon, deadpan]'' '''ev'rbuhdy mov' sfuckin' slow! Ev'rybuhdy mov'sssreally fuckin' slow!'''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Continue Crossover]]
* The Continue Show crossover. Six games in a row. Adult Chocolate Milk. HilarityEnsues.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 10 Necessary Game Sequels]]
* The start of his entry on Mega Man in the Top 10 Necessary Game Sequels.
-->"Pew pew pew [With accompanying text] pewpewpewpewpewpewpew [With accompanying text] BRAAAAAAAAAP [Picture of {{Skrillex}}]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Dino City]]
* Jon trying to figure out how to load up ''Dino City'', starting his infamous RunningGag. He tries the PS3, then the PS2, then tries to load it into a PC tray, then into the DS, then on top of his wireless router, then into the dishwasher, then into the dishwasher, then into the... dishwasher... again, and then finally realises the correct console: The SMBS.
--> '''Jon''': Now, if I just remembered how to play this thing... ''[tries to load it into PS3]'' Oh, no, ''no'', not on the PS3... Silly to think it'd be on the 2... ''[puts into PC tray]'' I'll just put it in the PC tray, see what happens... ''[game falls out]'' Well that's unfortunate. ''[opens DS and rams it with the cartridge]'' Alright, well, the DS can, uh, usually play the games, so... ''[places game on wireless router]'' Ohhh, it's a done deal, it's the wireless router! It's... This has not worked... ''[drops in dishwasher]'' Dishwasher? No... ''[drops in dishwasher again]'' Dishwasher? No... ''[throws in dishwasher [[RuleOfThree a third time]]]'' ...Dishwasher? Yeah, that's what I-- ''[shakes camera at SNES]'' Oh my God, how could I have been so stupid?! The SMBS! ''[places game in... upside-down]''
* Jon getting irritated by the fact that the game counts your lives past 9 but doesn't show you and [[BrickJoke tossing the cartridge back in the dishwasher.]]
* At the end, [[SuddenMusicalEnding he bursts into a cover of "Firework".]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Nightshade]]
* Jon's response to being fooled during his ''{{Nightshade}}'' video:
-->'''Jon''': Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay? You know him, you know the one. You go to the bar and he's like, "This suit is, uh, officially it's a Giorgio Armani, actually my dad knows him!" '''FUCK YOU!''' '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LIC8r9zf0U I AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN' THAT SHIT!]]''' *cracks a small grin*
* Jon's bizarre methods of putting cartridges into their respective consoles reaches its nadir when he just throws the cartridge at his NES. [[EpicFail And misses.]]
* Jon's priceless reaction to finding his popularity increased after killing a random policeman.
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The meltdown at the end.]]
** Jon trying to bash the cartridge to bits with a cheap dollar-store plastic Thor hammer, only for [[RealityEnsues the opposite to happen and the toy to be quickly obliterated from the abuse]]. Jon just takes the wrecked handle and pretends it's a microphone, just because it resembles one. He then starts ''singing bad karaoke'' while the video's frame rate is slowed to a crawl, making him sound like a sedated Chewbacca.
* "Nightshade likes it to be night. In the shade. Doesn't wanna acknowledge curtains-''[[ThrowItIn uh fuck cut that, just cut that whole...]]''"
* Jon reading a HurricaneOfPuns about "grate/great", [[VomitDiscretionShot not even managing to finish the sentence.]]
* [Trying to pick up a crowbar] "A don't do it, and B don't do it, so what do it? [[{{NES}} This controller]] only got 2-it...dem buttons..." [Caption to sped-up music: [[DontExplainTheJoke THATWASAJOKETHX4COMING]]]
* His inability to spell Sutekh's name, so he called him "HUEGH" or "HEUGH". The second time he did it seems to also gain a little bit memetic status due to how hilarious he delivered it:
-->'''Jon''' (raising and shaking one hand): DAMN YOU, '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JThq26BZDxU HUEGH]]'''!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osSgtV0EsGE GROSS]]
* Willem Dafoe Basketball.
* Jon's reaction to starting the game by losing half his health.
--> '''Jon''': *squinty-eyed smile* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Dis' gonn' be a good game.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Space Ace]]
* Jon as he describes the games creator, Don Bluth.
-->'''Jon:''' These games were made by the living legend, Don Bluth. Or as he's better known: The Half-Second Cousin of Mitt Romney!
-->''[beat]''
-->'''(Large red letters spelling out "THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE" appear as techno music plays and fire obscures the background)'''
* Jon's initial reaction to the Space Maze level in his SpaceAce review: he yells "JESUS, WE'RE GOING IN HARD, STRAP IN," puts on a Daft Punk helmet (which makes a squeaky toy noise), and starts firing a toy laser while holding an Atari joystick as an alert sounds and screaming incoherently.
* [[http://youtu.be/wJPHu7tVlJQ Space]] [[Creator/ChristopherWalken Walken]].
* The [[http://youtu.be/epbsT2mrR80 follow-up]].
-->'''Jon''' [[{{Angrish}} Literally, with the motherfuckin']] ''[[{{Angrish}} humming]]'' [[{{Angrish}} and the...]] ''bring on the Mariachi band!'' [Music/{{Fleshgod|Apocalypse}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPsBevd6V5w Apocalypse]] plays] That's not Mariachi!
* Jon claiming that he has some of the original cels from Space Ace and Dragon's Lair... [[spoiler: Except he's in his friend Ross' house.]]
* Jon asks for a hi-five. Words cannot do it justice.
* '''"HMM HMM?"'''
* Space Maze [[JustForPun (Pictures of corn in space appear)]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 20 SNES Games]]
* In the intro to the Top 20 SNES Games, Jon quickly goes from his usual demeanor to this:
-->'''Jon''': These are my Top 20 favorite, in no particular order, this is just the way they happen to fall on my ''[Climbs on table]'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting EMOTIONAL SCALE]], ''[[LargeHam AND YOU'RE GONNA ACCEPT I-]]''''' ''[Cue "Number 20" card]''
* [[VideoGame/SuperMetroid SUPERMETROID]]? ONLYNUMBERTWELVEONDALIST? *cue a scene of a riot happening in a town*
** It's the delivery of this line that really sells it.
* In his Top 10 SNES Games video, at the end of the VideoGame/{{Earthbound}} part where he's talking about Earthbound as an experience. "I mean, look at VideoGame/HeavyRain!" Cue yet another mockery of [[MemeticMutation Press X to Jason]], except the last one ''crashes''. [[spoiler:And then [[BrickJoke it shows up again]] at the end of the VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG part. "So to cap it off, I'll just say-''[[CutawayGag Jason!]]''"]]
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* Jon realizes that the game just might be too big to take on by himself.
--> '''Jon:''' Man, I don't think I can tackle this alone. You know who I need--
--> '''Jirard:''' ''*Pops into frame, yelling*'' [[WebVideo/TheCompletionist THE COMPETI--]]
--> '''Jon:''' ''*Leaps back*'' '''''AAAAH!!!'''''
--> '''Jirard:''' ''*Startled*'' '''''AAAAH!!!'''''
* Jon's reaction to the Galactic Dance Off in Kinect Star Wars.
-->'''Jon''': [[BigOMG Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!]]
** It's even funnier when it turns out that ''this is the part of the game that he enjoys the most'', in spite of the InternetBackdraft against the mini-game.
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