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[[folder:The World's Most EXTREME TV Lawyer]]
* Jon starts the episode by standing right in the middle of the road. And then Jim Adler appears... ''by ramming him with his truck.'' And sure enough, Jon casually chats with Jim as if nothing happened.
* Lampshading the appearance of Bill Adler in the second commercial:
-->'''Jon:''' You know, the universe of Jim Adler - it's got a lot of characters, it's extensive, you would have to read the manga to get it.
* Splicing himself into the ''Double Trouble'' commercial in hopes of becoming the third Texas Hammer... followed up by Jon's clones arguing amongst themselves.
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-->'''Historian:''' ...don't worry.

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-->'''Historian:''' ...[[YouDoNotWantToKnow don't worry.worry]].
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* "Hate to be the bearer of bad news, Gen Z, but literally nothing good ''ever'' happened in a compound! Waco! FLDS Church! [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers SUCROSE!]]"

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* "Hate to be the bearer of bad news, Gen Z, but literally nothing good ''ever'' happened in a compound! Waco! FLDS Church! [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers [[TheTriple SUCROSE!]]"

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* If the intro parodying "spooky investigative television" hosts and their shows didn't already tell you, this is meant to be the Halloween Special for this year. Jon justifies it by saying the potential legal issues from the tape he's about to review should induce a lot of scares.



** Jon actually expresses thankfulness he had the seatbelt on, but then puts on a lap bar for extra protection... only for it to prove insufficient when ''another'' detective suggests to subscribe the target to suspicious magazine services, causing a more severe couch accident when he casually says "there are dozens upon dozens of homosexual and bisexual magazines available today".
--->'''Jon:''' [[{{Angrish}} SONUVA BITCH,]] THE LIFE BAR ''WASN'T ENOUGH!''
* If the intro parodying "spooky investigative television" hosts and their shows didn't already tell you, this is meant to be the Halloween Special for this year. Jon justifies it by saying the potential legal issues from the tape he's about to review should induce a lot of scares.

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** *** Jon actually expresses thankfulness he had the seatbelt on, but then puts on a lap bar for extra protection... only for it to prove insufficient when ''another'' detective suggests to subscribe the target to suspicious magazine services, causing a more severe couch accident when he casually says "there are dozens upon dozens of homosexual and bisexual magazines available today".
--->'''Jon:''' ---->'''Jon:''' [[{{Angrish}} SONUVA BITCH,]] BITCH]], THE LIFE LAP BAR ''WASN'T ENOUGH!''
* If the intro parodying "spooky investigative television" hosts and their shows didn't already tell you, this is meant to be the Halloween Special for this year. Jon justifies it by saying the potential legal issues from the tape he's about to review should induce a lot of scares.
ENOUGH!''


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** After explaining that this movie has other well-known actors like Creator/MichaelWinslow and Creator/MartinKove, Jon even more surprised to learn that this movie has a $2,000,000 budget. Since it never played in theaters, Jon suspects that it could be part of a money laundering scheme.
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[[folder:A Wrestling Christmas Miracle]]
* Jon is absolutely baffled to learn that of all people, the late ''Creator/GilbertGottfried'' is in this movie. Since ''A Wrestling Christmas Miracle'' came out in 2020, Jon stops to check Gottfried's Wikipedia page to make sure that this wasn't his final role (thankfully, it wasn't).
-->'''Jon:''' Look, at least Gilbert Gottfried's in this movie--[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DO YOU MEAN GILBERT GOTTFRIED'S IN THIS MOVIE]]?!
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--->'''Jon:''' ''[strained tone, increasingly hectic]'' Yeah, you don't have to bring it up. Like, that's what I said! I said she can do more, you know, even though she's fasting; you don't have to bring it up, cause I obviously did it because erm, you know, she's my boss and I ''can't fuckin' shut her up! You fuckin' weird, [[SuddenlyShouting FUCKIN' ICE-MAN,]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKIN' WEIRDO, DUDE!!]]'''''

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--->'''Jon:''' ''[strained tone, increasingly hectic]'' Yeah, you don't have to bring it up. Like, that's what I said! I said said, like, she can do more, you know, even though she's fasting; you don't have to bring it up, cause I obviously did it because erm, you know, like, she's my boss and I ''can't fuckin' shut her up! You fuckin' weird, [[SuddenlyShouting FUCKIN' ICE-MAN,]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCKIN' WEIRDO, DUDE!!]]'''''
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--->'''Jon:''' [[{{Angrish}} TH-BUH-TH-THE]] LIFE BAR ''WASN'T ENOUGH!''

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--->'''Jon:''' [[{{Angrish}} TH-BUH-TH-THE]] SONUVA BITCH,]] THE LIFE BAR ''WASN'T ENOUGH!''

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** Becomes a BrickJoke when later in the video, a private investigator suggests that if the target of revenge is a minority to falsely report them to the immigration office, causing Jon's couch to crash as if in a car accident due to the implied DisproportionateRetribution of the act, to which Jon expresses thankfulness he had the seatbelt on and then puts on a lap bar for extra protection, only for it to prove insufficient when a detective suggests to subscribe the revenge target to homosexual pornographic magazines, causing a more severe couch accident.

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** Becomes a BrickJoke when later in the video, a private investigator suggests that if to [[DisproportionateRetribution falsely report the target of revenge is a minority to falsely report them to the immigration office, offices if they happen to be a minority]], causing Jon's couch to crash as if in a car accident due to the implied DisproportionateRetribution of the act, to which [[VisualPun whiplash]].
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Jon actually expresses thankfulness he had the seatbelt on and on, but then puts on a lap bar for extra protection, protection... only for it to prove insufficient when a ''another'' detective suggests to subscribe the revenge target to homosexual pornographic magazines, suspicious magazine services, causing a more severe couch accident.accident when he casually says "there are dozens upon dozens of homosexual and bisexual magazines available today".
--->'''Jon:''' [[{{Angrish}} TH-BUH-TH-THE]] LIFE BAR ''WASN'T ENOUGH!''
* If the intro parodying "spooky investigative television" hosts and their shows didn't already tell you, this is meant to be the Halloween Special for this year. Jon justifies it by saying the potential legal issues from the tape he's about to review should induce a lot of scares.

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