History Funny / JoJosBizarreAdventureEyesOfHeaven

** Polnareff asks Joseph out on a date; [[UnsettlingGenderReveal he then finds out, and freaks out in their winning quote]].

** Another thing to note is that whoever is the character that you use to do this action will ''regain'' their health. This can lead to some unintentionally hilarious moment like Speedwagon regaining health by reading a newspaper, Hol Horse regaining health by smoking, and Pillar Men, Trish, and Johnny regaining health by ''posing on the side of the chair''.

** His dialogue with Jolyne is the best, as after the fight is over, they simply [[http://wrybrando.tumblr.com/post/135664461738/please-watch-tequila-joseph-and-jolynes-special laugh at each other.]]

** Part 3 DIO being in utter disbelief at his outfit, making Joseph [[OhCrap exclaim that he should've changed]]. If DIO wins the fight, he then comments that he doesn't have the desire to drink his blood anymore.

-->'''Josuke Higashikata (DiU):''' He didn't look like he'd snapped out of it, so I hit him again."

-->'''Young Joseph''': [[GratuitousEnglish DOUBLE SHOCK]] [[note]] The translated line is "Talk about a one, two punch!" which is a good trnaslation, but you can clearly hear him yelling double shock in the Japanese voice acting. [[/note]]! This is even more shocking than meeting with ghosts. Young Speedwagon! And the old decrepit me who came from the future is staring at me!

-->'''Young Joseph''': [[GratuitousEnglish DOUBLE SHOCK]]! This is even more shocking than meeting with ghosts. Young Speedwagon! And the old decrepit me who came from the future is staring at me!

-->'''Jotaro''':I don't believe this crap ... He has a son ?
-->'''Jolyne''':EXCUSE-ME ! Aren't you forgetting someone ?

** Nearly every pre-reset protagonist (barring Josuke) has a special intro and win dialogue with Joseph while he's wearing it, [[OtherMeAnnoysMe including his older self]], as well as Speedwagon, Lisa Lisa, and the aforementioned Caesar. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPqagA_HcHY They all have some really interesting things to say about the disguise he is donning]].

-->'''Jotaro''': Higashikata Josuke, was it? Koichi told me your name.
-->'''Old Joseph''': *does an epic OhCrap face*

-->'''Old Joseph''': Well, I'd better introduce myself. The name is [[InternalReveal Joseph Joestar]]. Any questions?
-->'''Young Joseph''': ''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAT?!!]]''
-->'''Old Joseph''': And this young tough guy wannabe is Jotaro. My grandson.
-->'''Jotaro''': ...
-->'''Old Joseph''': We come from the future of this time period.
-->'''Young Joseph''': WHADDYA SAY? I really wondered what you were gonna say. You came from the future? Did you hit your head or something...
-->'''Old Joseph''': ... is what you should say. Any who would hear that would have the same reaction, I think. But once you will see that, you will have no choice but to believe that we've been travelling through time. Jotaro, the turtle, please.

-->'''Old Joseph''': Hey, Speedwagon. Can you come out for a bit?
-->'''Young Joseph''': What? Speedwagon?

-->'''Speedwagon''': You called me?
-->'''Young Joseph''': [[LargeHam SOMEONE CAME OUT OF THE TURTLE!]] And that face! I saw it on an old photo of Grandma Erina!
-->'''Speedwagon''': Huh? Who's that young lad?
-->'''Old Joseph''': He's the young me. I wanted for him to see your face so he can have a better understanding of the situation.
-->'''Speedwagon''': Hey! You're the spitting image of Mr. Joestar. I really want to take some time to talk to you right now, but I'm pretty busy taking care of Mr. Joestar while he's resting. See you later, Joseph.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8bkO1v2W3k After beating Joshu and purifying him of the mind control]], Joshu threatens to beat Josuke 4 up. Josuke then has Crazy Diamond hit him again, and when Josuke 8 asks why Josuke says "He didn't look like he'd snapped out of it, so I hit him again." Cue a period of silence, then Josuke 8 saying "Fair enough."
** Made better by Joskue 4 using the holy corpse again. It seems he legitimately thought Joshu was still under mind control, while Joskue 8 clearly knows better and knows Joshu is just an ass.

-->Joseph: "Let's go, Caesar! (beat) Caesar?"
-->Caesar: (''Barely holding in his laughter'') "No...it's nothing, let's start, Jojo."

-->Jonathan: ''Stand down, Joseph! There's no way you can fight dressed like that!''
-->Joseph: ''I've been given up on, haven't I?''

-->Joseph: ''After seeing me in action, he'll leave me alone.''
-->Jonathan: ''I'm surprised. Even dressed like that, he can still fight...!''

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vryhTGJzNVk insulting Josuke's hair gag]] has come back. Some highlights:

** Kars gives a backanded compliment, calling it "befitting for a peasant".
** Since Jotaro has two incarnations now, his Part 4 version uses the line from All-Star Battle. Part 3's Jotaro is much more brutal.
-->'''Jotaro''': I have nothing left to say to you....that hair....it's too pathetic for me to say anything else.
** Old Joseph saying that his parents would be ashamed to have a son with a hairstyle like that....and who is Josuke's father?

-->'''N'Doul''': This guy's head...is something sitting on it?

-->'''Fugo''': That hair is a piece of shit!

-->'''Trish''': What's up with that hair?! Teehee, how lame! It's soooo uncool!!

-->'''Kakyoin''': Your. Underwear. Is. Showing.
-->'''Polnareff''': YEEEEEAH!

-->'''Okuyasu''': [[PowerOfTheVoid Don’t copy other people’s abilities, you dumbass!]]

* Most likely unintentional, but it's hard not to laugh every time someone from Parts 4-8 mention how ''young'' Part 3 Jotaro looks, given that he's rather famous for apparently aging in reverse due to the ArtEvolution of the series.

-->'''Jolyne:''' "''Generation gaaap!''"

* After beating Joshu and purifying him of the mind control, Joshu threatens to beat Josuke 4 up. Josuke then has Crazy Diamond hit him again, and when Josuke 8 asks why Josuke says "He didn't look like he'd snapped out of it, so I hit him again." Cue a period of silence, then Josuke 8 saying "Fair enough."

-->'''Jotaro''': Higashikata Josuke, was it ? Koichi told me your name.

* Some of the special Dual attacks are this.

** Joseph screwing up his Hermit Purple attack during his DHA with Jotaro. [[spoiler:It's a ruse though.]]

** Rohan mentioning how he hates Josuke. Naturally Josuke defends himself with a bunch of punches from Crazy Diamond and calls Rohan out on his momentary betrayal.

** Avdol and Polnareff's DHA is both this and awesome; funny because most of the stuff that they do and say comes from ''when they were still enemies!''[[labelnote:*]]When Polnareff is first introduced, he (under DIO's control, of course) threatens to kill the Joestar group and fights Avdol specifically. When demonstrating his Stand's power, he actual skewers a few of Avdol's flames.[[/labelnote]]

** Despite not being one of the Pillar Men, Trish '' does exactly the same thing.''

* In order not to get both Josuke Hishigikatas confused, Speedwagon refers to the Part 4 one just as Josuke, and the Part 8 one [[{{InSeriesNickname}} as]] [[{{NiceHat}} Hat Josuke]].

-->(If its Jolyne) "Only 5 dollars? That's not even enough to buy pizza."\\

-->'''Speedwagon''': Huh ? Who's that young lad?

-->'''Speedwagon''': Hey ! You're the spitting image of Mr. Joestar. I really want to take some time to talk to you right now, but I'm pretty busy taking care of Mr.Joestar while he's resting. See you later, Joseph.

-->Caesar:(''Barely holding in his laughter'') "No...it's nothing, let's start, Jojo."
** Nearly every pre-reset protagonist (barring Josuke) has a special intro and win dialogue with Joseph while he's wearing it, [[OtherMeAnnoysMe including his older self]], as well as Speedwagon, Lisa Lisa and the aforementioned Caesar. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPqagA_HcHY They all have some really interesting things to say about the disguise he is donning]].
** His dialogue with Jolyne is the best as after the fight is over they simply [[http://wrybrando.tumblr.com/post/135664461738/please-watch-tequila-joseph-and-jolynes-special laugh at each other.]]
** His winning quote with Kakyoin has him asking him if he wants to try out the outfit too, Kakyoin rejects the offer though.
** Polnareff asks Joseph out on a date, [[UnsettlingGenderReveal he then finds out, and freaks out in their winning quote]].

** What's funnier is that even ''Jonathan'', Joseph's grandfather who he never met, has something to say about his interesting choice of clothing. However rather than questioning just what he's wearing, Jonathan is more concerned and impressed about just ''how'' Joseph can fight in that outfit.

* Giorno fighting either Jolyne or Josuke reveals that he stole their wallets.
** Even funnier, if he defeats Josuke, Giorno is shocked to find that he only had ''12 yen.''

** Nearly every pre-reset protagonist (barring Josuke) has a special intro and win dialogue with Joseph while he's wearing it, [[OtherMeAnnoysMe including his older self]], as well as Speedwagon, Lisa Lisa and the aforementioned Ceasar. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPqagA_HcHY They all have some really interesting things to say about the disguise he is donning]].

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* During chapter 3, Old Joseph and Part 3 Jotaro meets with Part 4 Josuke.
-->'''Jotaro''': Higashikata Josuke, was it ? Koichi told me your name.
-->'''Old Joseph''': *does an epic OhCrap face*
* During Chapter 5, Old Joseph meets his Young Self and try to explain to him what is going on.
-->'''Old Joseph''': Well, I'd better introduce myself. The name is [[InternalReveal Joseph Joestar]]. Any questions?
-->'''Young Joseph''': ''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAT?!!]]''
-->'''Old Joseph''': And this young tough guy wannabe is Jotaro. My grandson.
-->'''Jotaro''': ...
-->'''Old Joseph''': We come from the future of this time period.
-->'''Young Joseph''': WHADDYA SAY? I really wondered what you were gonna say. You came from the future? Did you hit your head or something...
-->'''Old Joseph''': ... is what you should say. Any who would hear that would have the same reaction, I think. But once you will see that, you will have no choice but to believe that we've been travelling through time. Jotaro, the turtle, please.
-->''(Jotaro puts the turtle on the floor)''
-->'''Old Joseph''': Hey, Speedwagon. Can you come out for a bit?
-->'''Young Joseph''': What? Speedwagon?
-->''(Speedwagon pops out of the turtle.)''
-->'''Speedwagon''': You called me?
-->'''Young Joseph''': [[LargeHam SOMEONE CAME OUT OF THE TURTLE!]] And that face! I saw it on an old photo of Grandma Erina!
-->'''Speedwagon''': Huh ? Who's that young lad?
-->'''Old Joseph''': He's the young me. I wanted for him to see your face so he can have a better understanding of the situation.
-->'''Speedwagon''': Hey ! You're the spitting image of Mr. Joestar. I really want to take some time to talk to you right now, but I'm pretty busy taking care of Mr.Joestar while he's resting. See you later, Joseph.
-->'''Young Joseph''': [[GratuitousEnglish DOUBLE SHOCK]]! This is even more shocking than meeting with ghosts. Young Speedwagon! And the old decrepit me who came from the future is staring at me!

* After beating Joshu, Joshu threatens to beat Josuke 4 up. Josuke then has Crazy Diamond hit him again, and when Josuke 8 asks why Josuke says "He didn't look like he'd snapped out of it, so I hit him again." Cue a period of silence, then Josuke 8 saying "Fair enough."

** Jolyne and Hermes' Dual Heat attack starts with Hermes putting her stickers on Stone Free's arms, only for Jolyne to flip out at her doing so without warning her. Hermes proceeds to kick back and let the four-armed Stone Free handle things.
*** Jolyne has unique Dual Heat Attacks with Hermes and Weather Report...but not poor, lovelorn Anasui.

-->'''Polanreff''': Iggy! Now's your chance to strike--

-->'''Polanreff''': [[SitcomArchNemesis Oh you bastard!!!]]

** Hermes still calls Josuke a "regent-styled pig".

* Polnareff and Iggy's shared intro: Iggy's trying to hang on Polnareff's shoulders and failing while both of them complain about fighting together.

* Most likely unintentional, but it's hard not to laugh every time someone from Parts 4-8 mention how ''young'' Part 3 Jotaro looks, given that he's rather famous for apparently aging in reverse due to the ArtEvolution of the series.

* You thought [[VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureAllStarBattle Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price]] was the funniest DubNameChange in [=JoJo=] video games? Well, the title just got a strong contender in Music/LimpBizkit's translation: "Flaccid Pancake".

* In order not to get both Josuke Hishigikatas confused, Speedwagon refers to the Part 4 one just as Josuke, and the Part 8 one [[{{InSeriesNickname}} as]] [[{{NiceHat}} Hat Josuke]].