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--> '''Cassandra:''' He died last November and we have sadly missed the ham.

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--> '''Cassandra:''' He died last November and we have sadly missed the ham.ham.
* An exchange between Thomas and Rose.
--> '''Rose:''' I ''feel'' grim. I haven't an clothes, I haven't any prospects. I live in a mouldering ruin and I've nothing to look forward to but old age.
--> '''Thomas:''' Well, that's been the outlook for years. Why has it suddenly got you down?
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--> '''Cassandra:''' This idea has of course occurred to Rose but she has always hoped that the man would be handsome, romantic and lovable into the bargain. I suppose it was her sheer despair of ever meeting any marriageable men at all, even hideous poverty-stricken ones, that made her suddenly burst into tears.

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--> '''Cassandra:''' This idea has of course occurred to Rose but she has always hoped that the man would be handsome, romantic and lovable into the bargain. I suppose it was her sheer despair of ever meeting any marriageable men at all, even hideous poverty-stricken ones, that made her suddenly burst into tears.tears.
* The Mortmain's landlord used to send them a ham at Christmas.
--> '''Cassandra:''' He died last November and we have sadly missed the ham.
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--> '''Cassandra:''' Oh, poor Father, he really is very pathetic. But he might at least do a little work in the garden.

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--> '''Cassandra:''' Oh, poor Father, he really is very pathetic. But he might at least do a little work in the garden.garden.
* In the first chapter, when Rose dramatically suggests selling herself to earn some money, Topaz suggests it would be better to respectably marry a wealthy man.
--> '''Cassandra:''' This idea has of course occurred to Rose but she has always hoped that the man would be handsome, romantic and lovable into the bargain. I suppose it was her sheer despair of ever meeting any marriageable men at all, even hideous poverty-stricken ones, that made her suddenly burst into tears.
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--> '''Cassandra:''' Father explained in court that killing a woman with our silver cake-knife would be a long weary business entailing sawing her to death; and he was completely exonerated of any intention of slaying Mother.

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--> '''Cassandra:''' Father explained in court that killing a woman with our silver cake-knife would be a long weary business entailing sawing her to death; and he was completely exonerated of any intention of slaying Mother.Mother.
* Later Cassandra describes how unsociable he has become:
--> '''Cassandra:''' Oh, poor Father, he really is very pathetic. But he might at least do a little work in the garden.
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* Apparently there ''is'' [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible literary value to starting a book with "The cat sat on the mat"]] nineteen times.

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* Apparently there ''is'' [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible literary value to starting a book with "The cat sat on the mat"]] nineteen times.times.
* Cassandra explaining the cake-knife incident.
--> '''Cassandra:''' Father explained in court that killing a woman with our silver cake-knife would be a long weary business entailing sawing her to death; and he was completely exonerated of any intention of slaying Mother.
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* All the scenes where Cassandra and Thomas bring food to their imprisoned father.
* The 'bear' incident was absolutely hilarious.

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