History Funny / HunterTheParenting

* Kitten runs into Elise and asks her where is everyone, only for Big D to burst from a closet under staircase with a copy of an old magazine yelling "THE DODO BIRD IS BACK! ''WE CAN EAT IT AGAIN!''" To which Elise reacts with gleefull "finally".

* Brok tries to rise suspicion about Marckus, pointing out both him and Occam were gone for "thee tire changes" or almost the length of two football games.

** The map shows everyone's locations throughout the House, along with a legend detailing what they're currently doing. Big D's is conspicuously absent, and the legend lists his activity as "???".... probably because he himself is slowly creeping into view in the bottom left corner.

** The map shows everyone's locations throughout the House, along with a legend detailing what they're currently doing. Big D's is conspicuously absent, and the legend list his activity as "???".... probably because he himself is slowly creeping into view in the bottom left corner.

** The map shows everyone's locations throughout the House, along with a legend detailing what they're currently doing. Big D's is conspicuously absent, and his location is listed as "???".... probably because he himself is slowly creeping into view in the bottom left corner.

* The last interlude shows a map of the Chapter House... and near the entrance hall is a "''penis explosion room,''" which only the elite members of the Arcanum can access.

* Brok tries to rise suspicion about Marckus, pointing out both him and Occam were gone for "thee tire changes" or almost the legth of two football games.

'''Big-D: ''(clutching his head)'' NO, IT'S GOOD!!!

* Kevin doesn't exactly take the advertising of a plush-toy of himself particularly well, to the point where he tries to curse the Advertiser with his "Wizard Gun", which he [[FiringInTheAirALot haphazardly shoots everywhere in his room]]. Including shooting [[AmusingInjuries himself]] by accident.
** His anguished cry of "WHAT HAS SHE DONE!?" implies that he believes (for some reason) that the Regent or his sire are responsible for selling his likeness as a plush toy. Although the actual possibility that they are doing this not only to [[PokeThePoodle spite Kevin]] but also have an alternative way of securing funds for their cabal (their previous ideas being criticized by Kevin) is equally hilarious.

* When Marckus rushes in to save Elise from his father's interrogation, he finds her... doing Big D's hair. D, slightly offended, asks Marckus [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough what kind of amateur]] would [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique use torture to extract information]]... at which point [[ExplainExplainOhCrap both of them realize]] that is exactly what Remold and Brok were doing right that second.

* After he forcefully swipes Remold's keys, Big-D walks away with a goofy, hip-swaying stride that exudes raw sexual confidence. He's too slow and unaware to avoid Remold pickpocketing him in return, upon which Remold discovers Kevin's ID from before he was turned, which has a couple funny details:
** Kevin's photo ID shows him to be anxiety-ridden even as a mortal, with panicked eyes, an unsteady brow, and a sweaty forehead. Just as Chapman describes in "Big D's Guide to Avoiding Arrest," Kevin couldn't be more different from D, making his use of Kevin's ID card even more questionable.
** Kevin's middle name turns out to be "Malcolm." In other words, he has ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle.''

** We later learn that, while this was supposed to be a group effort, Remold didn't let anyone except himself, his son, Big D, Harry and Marckus (who couldn't help anyway) carry the box because he deemed it a task for only "the fittiest of men". both Fatigue and Grimal rub it in later.

** Kevin's photo ID shows him to be anxiety-ridden even as a mortal, with panicked eyes, an unsteady brow, and a sweaty forehead.

** Kevin's middle name turns out to be "Malcom." In other words, he has ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle.''

* Occam tasks everyone with carrying out the Cold Tessillation - a huge metal box - downstairs, calling it a cooperation trial and that he's sure everything works out if they succeed on it. Remold and Big D both enthustically declare they'll do it...[[InstantlyProvenWrong and we cut to the box ending up being flung through the staircase rail, sliding down the stairs and breaking through the dinning room's wall]]. At which point Big D and Remold get into another fistfight, Marckus and Brok start fighting and Kitten and Grimal get into an argument, while everyone else watch in a mixture of horror and embarassement.

* When Occam prepares the blood test, he asks doctor Waters to provide sanitized scalpels. She is offended by an assumption she's just carrying that around in her medical bag... before sheepishly pulling out ''twice'' as many scalpels as they need. After a cut back to Occam and D, one of the scalpels lands on D's head ''blade-first''. Yet he's either none the wiser or is simply choosing not to react, even as blood trickles down his forehead.

* When Occam prepares the blood test, he asks doctor Waters to provide sanitized scalpels. She is offended by an assumption she's just carrying that around in her medical bag... before sheepishly pulling out ''twice'' as many scalpels as they need. After a cut back to Occam and D, one of the scalpels lands on D's head ''blade-first''. Yet he's none the wiser, even as blood trickles down his forehead.

* When Occam prepares the blood test, he asks doctor Waters to provide sanitized scalpels. She is offended by an assumption she's just carrying that around in her medical bag... before sheepishly pulling out ''twice'' as many scalpels as they need. After a cut back to Occam and D, one of the scalpels lands D's head ''blade-first''. Yet he's none the wiser, even as blood trickles down his forehead.

* When Occam prepares the blood test, he asks doctor Waters to provide sanitized scalpels. She is offended by an assumption she's just carrying that around in her medical bag... before sheepishly pulling out ''twice'' as many scalpels as they need.

** His anguished cry of "WHAT HAS SHE DONE!?" implies that he believes (for some reason) that the Regent or his sire are responsible for selling his likeness as a plush toy. Althugh the actual possibility that they are doing this not only to [[PokeThePoodle spite Kevin]] but also have it as a way to secure funds for their cabal (their previous ideas being criticized by Kevin) is equally hilarious.

* Due to Youtube's content censorship, a few days after its initial release Alfabusa released a censored version of the episode. Or rather, a CENSORED BABY CORPO-CONFORMING EDITION that not only censors profanity and violence, but all ''mentions'' of violence, blood, drugs, medication, sexuality, relationships, big government, taking the Lord's name in vain, British slang, foreign languages, and products and measurements other than those used by the USA, which it does so by covering the audio with obnoxious air horns and replacing the subtitles with increasingly ridiculous replacements.

** Grimal and Markus's canon debate becomes a [STOCK PORTFOLIO] debate.

-->'''Mackus:''' Who measures time like that?? HOURS? Have you heard of HOURS?!

'''Brok:''' NO DISCOUNTS FOR YOU, RED!

'''Bid D:''' I am BIG D!\\

'''Bid D:''' MASTER hunter!\\

* While Remold's "Polygraph" being little more than a [[PsychoElectro a car battery hooked to the victim's head]] is harrowing, there's plenty of BlackComedy to be had with it. First, Grimal's whimpering is [[FunWithSubtitles subtitled as "Nervous Squid Noises"]]. Second, Grimal's "truth" to stop the polygraph is to loudly scream "''[[{{Gonk}} BROK'S FACE LOOKS LIKE A BABBOON'S ARSE!!!]]''" Thirdly, Brok brags about how he interrogated Amanda earlier to find out if she was in on Big-D's "scheme"... Only to admit the results were "[[{{Understatement}} inconclusive]]", as [[NonSequiturThud a catatonic Amanda mumbles incoherently about Baba Yaga]].a

* When Occam prepares the blood test, he asks doctor Waters to provide sanitized scalpels. She is offended by an assumption she's jsut carrying that around in her medical bag... before sheepishly pulling out ''twice'' as many scalpels as they need.

** We later learn that, while this was supposed to be a group effort, Remold didn't let anyone except himself, his son, Big D, Harry and Marckus (who couldn't help anyway) carry the box because he deemed it a tak for only "the fittiest of men". both Fatigue and Grimal rub it in later.

** Kitten tries to explain this article originated in a XIX Century conspiracy magazine, only for Remold to burst in, declaring that magazine, called ''Holy Creation Magazine'', a "paraphrased word of God". At which point Big D calls him a creationist, sparking aaother fight.

** Kitten tries to explain thisarticle originated in a XIX Century conspiracy magazine, only for Remold to burst in, declaring that magazine, called ''Holy Creation Magazine'', a "paraphrased word of God". At which point Big D calls him a creationist, sparking naother fight.

(Brok and Spit both shoot dirty looks to a sheepish-looking Git)\\

* Occam tasks everyone with carrying out the Cold Tessillation - a huge metal box - downstairs, calling it a cooperation trial and that he's sure everything works out if they succeed on it. Remold and Big D both enthustically declare they'll do it...[[InstantlyProvenWrong and we cut to the box ending up being flung through the staircase rail, sliding down the stairs and breaking through the wall]]. At which point Big D and Remold get into another fistfight, Marckus and Brok start fighting and Kitten and Grimal get into an argument, while everyone else watch in a mixture of horror and embarassement.

* At one point Big D angrily snaps at Grimal in Japanese. [[GeniusBonus While not subtitled, his words translate to]] "Shut up, Kueji-jin believer!"

** The way Kitten and Boy scream can only be described as making them look almost like {{Muppets}}.

* When Occam prepares the blood test, he asks doctor Waters to provide sanitized scalpels. She is offended by an assumption she's jsut carrying that around in her medical bag...before sheepishly pulling out ''twice'' as many scalpels as they need.
* Occam tasks everyone with carrying out the Cold Tessillation - a huge metal box - downstairs, calling it a cooperation trial and that he's sure everything works out if they succeed on it. Remold and Big D both enthustically declare they'll do it...[[InstantlyProwenWrong and we cut to the books ending flung through the staircase rail, sliding down the stair and breaking through the wall]]. At which point Big D and Remold get into another fistfight, Marckus and Brok start fighting and Kitten and Grimal get into an argument, while everyone else watch in a mixture of horror and embarassement.

** His anguished cry of "WHAT HAS SHE DONE!?" implies that he believes (for some reason) that the Regent or his sire are responsible for selling his likeness as a plush toy.

* When Marckus rushes in to save Elise from his father's interrogation, he finds her...doing Big D's hair. D, slightly offended, asks Marckus [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough what kind of amateur]] would [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique use torture to extract information]]... at which point [[ExplainExplainOhCrap both of them realize]] that is exactly what Remold and Brok were doing right that second.
* While Remold's "Polygraph" being little more than a [[PsychoElectro a car battery hooked to the victim's head]] is harrowing, there's plenty of BlackComedy to be had with it. First, Grimal's whimpering is [[FunWithSubtitles subtitled as "Nervous Squid Noises"]]. Second, Grimal's "truth" to stop the polygraph is to loudly scream "''[[{{Gonk}} BROK'S FACE LOOKS LIKE A BABBOON'S ARSE!!!]]''" Thirdly, Brok brags about how he interrogated Amanda earlier to find out if she was in on Big-D's "scheme"... Only to admit the results were "[[{{Understatement}} inconclusive]]", as [[NonSequiturThud a catatonic Amanda mumbles incoherently about Baba Yaga]].

'''Kevin:''' Okay, consider this: Fuck you.