History Funny / Hulk

* After David Banner's HumansAreBastards speech fails to make Bruce HulkOut, he sits down sullenly, briefly stamps his feet, and shakes his fists like a child. [[https://youtu.be/DIGGyidGagA?t=252 Nick Nolte at his finest.]]

* The banter between Bruce and his assistant, Harper, about Bruce's bike helmet.
** When Betty steps out of her office and greets Bruce, Bruce greets her in return...and then removes his bike helmet.
* Betty has some nice DeadpanSnarker moments during her first scene with Bruce, like this section:

** Seeing Talbot cower on Bruce's couch while and after Bruce turns into the Hulk.
** The Hulk throws Talbot—still on the sofa—out the front of Bruce's house. After busting out and roaring, the Hulk sees Talbot on the porch railing, so he puts his foot on Talbot's back and kicks him away.
** As the Hulk grows from nine to 12 ft tall from Ross's men shooting at him and making him madder, there's a shot of his left sock—somehow still on his foot—now bursting off.
** After growing, the Hulk kicks the sofa through another house's window before grabbing Talbot and flinging him at one of Ross's [=MP=]s, knocking both men unconscious.

** The Hulk swats Lily into the air, flying into a redwood tree with Lily yelping when she scrapes it.
** GroinAttack #1: Lily bites and pulls the Hulk's crotch ''hard'', making him grimace and grunt in pain before yanking her off and slapping her to the ground. Since Lily also drags the Hulk forward slightly while pulling his crotch, she's probably giving him a slight [[{{Wedgie}} melvin wedgie]].
** Groin Attack #2: Seconds later, the Hulk lifts Sammy by his leg and punches the pitbull in the testicles to get him off his leg.
** As Smokey and Sammy lunge at him from opposite sides, the Hulk jumps into the air, and the dogs crash into each other mid-air.
** With Sammy latched on to his neck, the Hulk smashes a rock in the dog's face, knocking him out cold.

** Talbot tries using KnockoutGas on the Hulk, but it only makes the Hulk sneeze.
** Groin Attack #3: When Talbot's men shoot sticky foam to trap the Hulk, the streams hit his crotch first.
** As the Hulk grows to 15 ft tall and starts escaping the sticky foam, Talbot fires a timed grenade at him, ricocheting off Hulk's chest and embedding into the wall behind Talbot. What follow are Talbot's OhCrap face and [[spoiler:his infamous freeze-frame death scene.]]
** The Hulk emerges from the shaft on the Blue Level with a soldier whimpering and recoiling in fear on the floor.
* The Hulk vs. the Army:

** Immediately after, the Hulk shakes two soldiers out of the tank turret after ripping it off.
** The Hulk metaphorically [[ThisMeansWar "rolls up his sleeves," and holds a tank barrel threateningly to the two men in the remaining tank as though he's saying, "You're in for it now"]], while slapping it against his other hand as if it were a baseball bat. Then he throws the tank barrel to the ground, making the men cowardly retreat inside the tank, and bends the other tank's barrel back until it's inches away from the man's face; the soldier's fearful reaction says it all.
** While fighting the helicopters, the Hulk catches a missile that one of them fires, tears its head off with his mouth, and spits it at another helicopter's tail, sending it down.

** A deleted scene of General Ross speaking with the then-San Francisco Mayor Willis Brown during the Hulk's rampage.
* When Hulk arrives in San Francisco, his jump goes noticed by a bypassing car. The car instantly stops right afterward, the driver most certainly going "[[OhCrap wait a minute, what the hell?]]".
* After David Banner's HumansAreBastards speech fails to make Bruce HulkOut, he sits down sullenly for a moment... and briefly stamps his feet and shakes his fists like a child. [[https://youtu.be/DIGGyidGagA?t=252 Nick Nolte at his finest.]]

* A deleted scene where Bruce tells a security guard (Creator/LouFerrigno's [[TheCameo cameo]]) about someone leaving a poodle in the lab building, and the guard tells Bruce that he'll look into it and enters the elevator after looking at Bruce like, "Is this guy for real?"

* After Brian Banner's HumansAreBastards speech fails to make Bruce HulkOut, he sits down sullenly for a moment... and briefly stamps his feet and shakes his fists like a child. [[https://youtu.be/DIGGyidGagA?t=252 Nick Nolte at his finest.]]

** The Hulk throws Talbot—still on the sofa—out the front of Bruce's house. After busting out and roaring, Hulk sees Talbot on the porch railing, so he puts his foot on Talbot's back and kicks him away.
** As the Hulk grows from nine to 12ft tall from Ross's men shooting at him and making him madder, there's a shot of his left sock—somehow still on his foot—now bursting off.
** After growing, Hulk kicks the sofa through another house's window before grabbing Talbot and flinging him at one of Ross's [=MP=]s, knocking both men unconscious.

** Hulk swats Lily into the air, flying into a redwood tree with Lily yelping when she scrapes it.
** GroinAttack #1: Lily bites and pulls Hulk's crotch ''hard'', making him grimace and grunt in pain before yanking her off and slapping her to the ground.
*** Since Lily also drags Hulk forward slightly, she's probably giving him a slight [[{{Wedgie}} melvin wedgie]].
** Groin Attack #2: Seconds later, Hulk lifts Sammy by his leg and punches the pit bull in the testicles to get him off his leg.
** As Smokey and Sammy lunge at him from opposite sides, Hulk jumps into the air, and the dogs crash into each other mid-air.
** With Sammy latched on to his neck, Hulk smashes a rock in the dog's face, knocking him out cold.

** Talbot tries using KnockoutGas on the Hulk, but it only makes Hulk sneeze.
** Groin Attack #3: When Talbot's men shoot sticky foam to trap Hulk, the streams hit his crotch first.
** As Hulk grows to 15ft tall and starts escaping the sticky foam, Talbot fires a timed grenade at him, ricocheting off Hulk's chest and embedding into the wall behind Talbot. What follow are Talbot's OhCrap face and [[spoiler:his infamous freeze-frame death scene.]]
** Hulk emerges from the shaft on the Blue Level with a soldier whimpering and recoiling in fear on the floor.
* Hulk vs. the Army:
** Groin Attack #4: While tearing the turret off one of the tanks attacking him, Hulk stands with the tank barrel between his legs. He lifts the turret too high, accidentally hitting himself in the groin with the barrel. You can hear a crunch sound when it happens, and looking closely, Hulk has a stunned look on his face before yelling in pain.

-->'''Betty:''' He is a human being.
-->'''Ross:''' He is also something else. Suppose he gets out, has one of his little mood swings in a populated area.
-->'''Betty:''' Yes. I'm aware of the potential danger. I'm also aware that he saved my life.
-->'''Ross:''' Yeah, from a mutant French Poodle. I'm indebted to him for that.

* Bruce and Betty's conversation after the failed experiment, mainly the first half.
* After Talbot tries convincing her to work with him at Atheon, Betty answers very bluntly.

** After he's done growing, Hulk kicks the sofa through another house's window before grabbing Talbot and flinging him at one of Ross's [=MP=]s, knocking both men unconscious.

** Hulk swats Lily into the air, sending her flying into a redwood tree with Lily yelping when she scrapes it.
** GroinAttack #1: Lily bites and yanks Hulk's crotch ''hard'', making him grimace and grunt in pain—rather hilariously—until he yanks the poodle off and slaps her to the ground.
*** Given how Hulk's body gets dragged forward slightly on the initial pull, Lily may also be making Hulk suffer a slight variation of a [[{{Wedgie}} melvin wedgie]].

** Groin Attack #3: When Talbot's men shoot sticky foam to trap the Hulk, the streams hit his crotch first.
** As Hulk grows to 15ft tall and starts escaping the sticky foam, Talbot fires a timed grenade at him, ricocheting off Hulk's chest and embeds into the wall behind Talbot. What follow are Talbot's OhCrap face, and [[spoiler:his infamous freeze-frame death scene.]]

** Groin Attack #4: While tearing the turret off one of the tanks attacking him, Hulk stands with the tank barrel between his legs. He lifts the turret too high, hitting himself in the groin with the barrel; you can hear a crunch sound when it happens, and looking closely, Hulk has a stunned look on his face before yelling in pain.

** The Hulk metaphorically [[ThisMeansWar "rolls up his sleeves," and holds a tank barrel threateningly to the two men in the remaining tank as though he's saying, "You're in for it now."]] Then he throws the tank barrel to the ground, making the men cowardly retreat inside the tank, and bends the other tank's barrel back until it's inches away from the man's face; the soldier's fearful reaction says it all.

** Groin Attack #3: When Talbot's men shoot sticky foam to trap the Hulk, the streams happen to hit his crotch first.
** As Hulk grows to 15ft tall and starts escaping the sticky foam, Talbot fires a timed grenade at him, which ricochets off Hulk's chest and embeds into the wall behind Talbot. What follow are Talbot's OhCrap face, and [[spoiler:his infamous freeze-frame death scene.]]

** Groin Attack #4: While tearing the turret off one of the tanks attacking him, Hulk stands with the tank barrel between his legs. He lifts the turret too high, hitting himself in the groin with the barrel; you can hear a crunch sound when it happens, and—looking closely—Hulk has a stunned look on his face before yelling in pain.

* The film has four GroinAttack moments:
** Lily bites and pulls Hulk's crotch until he yanks the poodle off and slaps her to the ground.
** Seconds later, Hulk lifts Sammy by his leg and punches the pit bull in the testicles to get him off his leg.
** When Talbot's men shoot sticky foam to trap the Hulk, the streams happen to hit his crotch first.
** While tearing the turret off one of the tanks attacking him, Hulk stands with the tank barrel between his legs. He lifts the turret too high, hitting himself in the groin with the barrel; you can hear a crunch sound when it happens, and, looking closely, Hulk has a stunned look on his face before yelling in pain.
* This bit of the first exchange Betty and her father have about Bruce at Desert Base:
-->'''Betty:''' He is a human being.
-->'''Ross:''' He is also something else. Suppose he gets out, has one of his little mood swings in a populated area.
-->'''Betty:''' Yes. I'm aware of the potential danger. I'm also aware that he saved my life.
-->'''Ross:''' Yeah, from a mutant French Poodle. I'm indebted to him for that.
* Talbot tries using KnockoutGas on the Hulk, and all it does is make the Hulk sneeze.
* [[spoiler:Talbot's infamous freeze-frame death scene.]]
* The Hulk shakes two soldiers out of the tank turret he rips off.
* The Hulk metaphorically [[ThisMeansWar "rolls up his sleeves," and holds a tank barrel threateningly to the two men in the remaining tank as though he's saying, "You're in for it now."]] Then he throws the tank barrel to the ground, making the men cowardly retreat inside the tank, and bends the other tank's barrel back until it's inches away from the man's face; the soldier's OhCrap reaction says it all.
* While fighting the helicopters, the Hulk catches a missile that one of them fires, tears its head off with his mouth, and spits it at another helicopter's tail, sending it down.

* A deleted scene of General Ross speaking with the then-San Francisco Mayor Willis Brown during the Hulk's rampage.

* The film has four GroinAttack moments; three have the Hulk on the receiving end, but the latter two are unintentional:
** While the Hulk fights the Hulk-dogs, Lily bites and pulls his crotch until he yanks the poodle off and slaps her to the ground. The Hulk wincing and grunting in pain might remind someone of how getting a [[{{Wedgie}} melvin wedgie]] feels.
** To get Sammy off his leg, Hulk lifts the pit bull by its leg and punches him in the testicles.

** The Hulk accidentally does this to himself: When he tears the turret off one of the tanks attacking him, he's standing with the tank barrel between his legs. He lifts the turret too high, hitting himself in the groin with the barrel and yelling in pain.

* The Hulk shaking the two soldiers out of the tank turret he rips off.

* A deleted scene where Bruce tells a security guard (Creator/LouFerrigno's [[TheCameo cameo]]) about someone leaving a poodle in the lab building, and the guard tells Bruce that he'll look into it and enters the elevator, after looking at Bruce like, "Is this guy for real?"

** When Talbot's men shoot sticky foam to trap the Hulk, the first streams happen to hit his crotch.
** The Hulk accidentally does this to himself: When he tears the turret off one of the tanks attacking him, he's standing with the tank barrel between his legs. Then he lifts the turret too high, hitting himself in the groin with the barrel and yelling in pain.

* Bruce and Betty's conversation after the failed experiment.
* After Talbot tries convincing her to work with him at Atheon, Betty gives him her answer very bluntly.

* The film has four GroinAttack moments, and three involve the Hulk being on the receiving end:
** While the Hulk fights the Hulk-dogs, the poodle bites and pulls on the Hulk's crotch until he yanks the poodle off his shorts and slaps it to the ground. The Hulk's reaction might remind someone of how it feels to get a [[{{Wedgie}} melvin wedgie]].
** To make the pit bull let go of his leg, Hulk lifts it by its leg and punches it in the testicles.
** When Talbot's men shoot sticky foam to trap the Hulk, the first streams hit the Hulk's crotch.
** The Hulk does this to himself in one of the film's amusing moments. When he tears the turret off one of the tanks attacking him, he's standing over the barrel positioned between his legs, and he lifts the turret too high and accidentally hits himself in the groin with the tank barrel.

* The Hulk holds a tank barrel in a threatening manner to the two men in the remaining tank as though to say, "You're in for it now." Then he throws the tank barrel to the ground, making the men cowardly retreat inside the tank, and bends the other tank's barrel back until it's inches away from the man's face; the soldier's OhCrap reaction says it all.

* A deleted scene of General Ross speaking with the San Francisco mayor during the Hulk's rampage.