History Funny / HonestTrailers2019Episodes

** Starring... [[Franchise/StarWars Puke Skywalker]] (Star Lord), Trash Panda (Rocket Raccoon), Green Wrestling/JohnCena (Drax), Scary Sue (Gamora), [[Creator/VinDiesel Vin]] [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons DnDiesel]] (Groot), Right in the Arc Reactor (Iron Man), [[Film/AvengersEndgame America's Ass]] (Captain America), Unjolly Green Giant (Hulk), [[Film/TheBigLebowski The Dude]] (Thor), Largely Ignored (Falcon and Black Widow), [[CoolShades Human Oakleys]] (Hawkeye), [[BeeAfraid Anaphylactic Shock]] (Wasp), [[PantheraAwesome Very Big Cat Man]] (Black Panther), Chaos Tiara Magic (Scarlet Witch), Super Karen, Talker of the Managers (Captain Marvel), [[RubberMan Stacy Armstrong]] (Ms. Marvel), [[CanadaEh Captain Canada]] (Wolverine), [[Series/{{Inhumans}} Didn't They Cancel This]]? (Crystal), Snakeman (Loki), [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar The Inevitable Hulk]] (Thanos), Cosplay Patreon (Psylocke), Music/{{Beyonce}} of Weather (Storm), Marvel's [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]] (Nightcrawler), [[FakeNationality American Darling]] Creator/RyanReynolds (Deadpool), [[Music/InsaneClownPosse Magnetos]], [[MemeticMutation How Do They Work]] (Magneto), [[Series/SpiderManJapan Leopardon]] (Spider-Man), [[Music/PostMalone Spost Malone]] (Miles Morales), [[Music/GwenStefani Gwen Stephanie]] (Spider-Gwen), Leather Daddy Long Legs (Venom), Murdocks Red Hot (Daredevil), [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Raphael]] (Elektra), Harlem Globethrottle (Luke Cage), [[Film/KungPowEnterTheFist Kung Pow]] (Iron Fist), David Copperfield (Doctor Strange), Ashley and the Franchise/EvilDead (Elsa Bloodstone), and Creator/NicolasCage (Ghost Rider, along with a clip of him in the movie turning into the Rider)

--->'''Narrator:''' Get ready for a gnarly, sick, tight movie you'll love... as long as you're the kind of person who says "Gnarly!", "Sick!", and "Tight!", as the genre runs out of [[UsefulNotes/TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]] heroes to adapt, and enters [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks the extreme 90s era of leather jackets and attitude]].

** Starring: [[PornStache PG Ron Jeremy]] (Mario), [[{{Spoonerism}} Konkey Dong]] (Donkey Kong), Broke [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]] (Link), Big Baller (Samus), [[EvilDoppelganger 'Roid Rage]] (Dark Samus), [[VideoGame/{{Rampage}} Rampage World Tour]] (Yoshi), A Very Goo Boy (Kirby), Furry Flight Simulator (Fox), [[ShockAndAwe Shock and]] [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Awww]] (Pikachu), Anxiety Brothers (Luigi), [[KillerYoYo Stick a Yo Yo]] [[AssShove Up Yo Butt]] (Ness), Knee-Pain (Captain Falcon), [[MagicMusic Ambien]] (Jigglypuff), [[ParasolOfPain Parasol Punisher]] (Peach), [[AssKicksYou Booty Brawler]] (Daisy), President of Nintendo America (Bowser), Film/{{Fargo}} (Ice Climbers), Princess on the Streets, Freak in the Sheiks (Sheik), What if Link was a Boy? (Zelda), [=PHDeez=] Nuts (Dr. Mario), [[HighTierScrappy Pichoose Someone Else]] (Pichu), Goose (Falco), Generic Sword Boy 1 (Marth), Generic Sword Girl 1 (Lucina), [[Franchise/PeterPan Peter Pain]] (Young Link), Power Hour (Ganondorf), [[VideoGame/EarthBoundBeginnings Giygas]] (Mewtwo), Generic Sword Boy 2 (Roy), Generic Sword Dad 2 (Chrom), Mr. Likes to Watch (Mr. Game & Watch), VideoGame/DarkSouls Franchise/{{Kirby}} (Meta Knight), Loves an Eggplant (Pit), Hot Topic Not Even Once (Dark Pit), [[Creator/CatherineZetaJones Chozo Zeta Jones]] (Zero Suit Samus), Garlic God (Wario), Just Like One of My Japanese Animes (Snake), Generic Sword Guy 1... Again? (Ike), Michael Vick (Pokemon Trainer), Squirt Turtle (Squirtle), S&M Lettuce (Ivysaur), Char-ge Right Off the Map (Charizard), Run! That Monkey Has a Gun (Diddy Kong), Is That a Snake OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe (Lucas), ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} (Sonic), [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinny]] King (King Dedede), [[JustForFun/RecycledINSPACE Space]] [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Tingle]] (Olimar), WesternAnimation/HongKongPhooey (Lucario), Platform/VirtualBoy (R.O.B.), {{Anime}} Link (Toon Link), [[VideoGame/FatalFury Fatal Furry]] (Wolf), [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf Shia La Bouf]] (Villager), [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 Mighty No. 1]] (Mega Man), [[Creator/GwynethPaltrow Gwynneth Paltrow]] (Wii Fit Trainer), Celestial Bodying (Rosalina), Little Mac Big Heart (Little Mac), [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Froguto]] (Greninja), You in a Bar Fight (Mii Brawler), You and Your Many Antique Swords (Mii Swordfighter), You at Laser Tag (Mii Gunner), [[WebVideo/LowTierGod Low Tier Goddess]] (Palutena), [[Franchise/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Everlasting Gobstopper]] (Pac-Man), Robin Yo Life (Robin), Nude Code (Shulk [[WalkingSwimsuitScene in his swimming trunks]]), [[Series/{{Dinosaurs}} Baby Sinclair]] (Bowser Jr.), [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Doggo and Kazooie]] (Duck Hunt), Fighting Vagrant (Ryu), Film/BloodSport (Ken), Cloud Support (Cloud), Dragon You Down (Corrin), Combo Me to the Moon (Bayonetta), [=CalaMelee'd=] (Inkling), Bullzeye (Ridley), Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian (Simon), All Denim Demolisher (Richter), Someone Call VideoGame/{{Turok}} (King K. Rool), Dog Gone Deadly (Isabelle), Glow Up Franchise/{{Garfield}} (Incineroar), Venus Die Trap (Piranha Plant), Mr. Steal Yo Stock (Joker), Banned (Hero), and The Right to Bear Kazoos (Banjo-Kazooie)

--->'''Narrator:''' Yeah, it's cheesy, but it has as many [[UsefulNotes/AcademyAward Oscar]] nominations as ''Film/{{Vertigo}}''. ''Sooo,'' you tell ''me'' which one's better.

%%* ''VideoGame/{{Sekiro}}'' (aka ''VideoGame/{{Nioh}} [[UsefulNotes/NeoGeo Gee Oh]] I'm Dying A Lot'')

--->'''Narrator:''' ...Launching a whole ''new'' industry of Marvel movie news, theory and analysis, ''(shows thumbnails for MCU speculation and analysis videos)'' channels that just complain about Marvel movies, ''(shows thumbnails for various videos complaining about the MCU)'' [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and even]] [[WebVideo/HonestTrailers comedy webseries]] [[SelfDeprecation that would've died a long time ago if Marvel movies weren't so popular!]] ''([[CoughSnarkCough awkwardly coughs]])''

* Starring... [[BigAnimeEyes Eye]] [[Film/IRobot Robot]] (Alita), [[Music/MCHammer Doc!]] [[DropTheHammer Hammer Time]] (Dyson Ido), [[Music/AvrilLavigne He's Just a Skater Boi]] (Hugo), [[Film/RequiemForADream Pentium for a Dream]] (Chiren), Droid Rage (Zapan), [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Crime]] (Grewishka), Hidden Figure (Gerhad), [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers! Release the Saws!]] (The sawblades on the cables to Zalem), [[Film/FightClub The First Rule of Zalem is You Do Not Talk About Zalem]] (Nova)

** Starring: [[PornStache PG Ron Jeremy]] (Mario), [[{{Spoonerism}} Konkey Dong]] (Donkey Kong), Broke [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]] (Link), Big Baller (Samus), [[EvilDoppelganger 'Roid Rage]] (Dark Samus), [[VideoGame/{{Rampage}} Rampage World Tour]] (Yoshi), A Very Goo Boy (Kirby), Furry Flight Simulator (Fox), [[ShockAndAwe Shock and]] [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Awww]] (Pikachu), Anxiety Brothers (Luigi), [[KillerYoYo Stick a Yo Yo]] [[AssShove Up Yo Butt]] (Ness), Knee-Pain (Captain Falcon), [[MagicMusic Ambien]] (Jigglypuff), [[ParasolOfPain Parasol Punisher]] (Peach), [[AssKicksYou Booty Brawler]] (Daisy), President of Nintendo America (Bowser), Film/{{Fargo}} (Ice Climbers), Princess on the Streets, Freak in the Sheiks (Sheik), What if Link was a Boy? (Zelda), [=PHDeez=] Nuts (Dr. Mario), [[HighTierScrappy Pichoose Someone Else]] (Pichu), Goose (Falco), Generic Sword Boy 1 (Marth), Generic Sword Girl 1 (Lucina), [[Franchise/PeterPan Peter Pain]] (Young Link), Power Hour (Ganondorf), [[VideoGame/EarthBoundBeginnings Giygas]] (Mewtwo), Generic Sword Boy 2 (Roy), Generic Sword Dad 2 (Chrom), Mr. Likes to Watch (Mr. Game & Watch), VideoGame/DarkSouls Franchise/{{Kirby}} (Meta Knight), Loves an Eggplant (Pit), Hot Topic Not Even Once (Dark Pit), [[Creator/CatherineZetaJones Chozo Zeta Jones]] (Zero Suit Samus), Garlic God (Wario), Just Like One of My Japanese Animes (Snake), Generic Sword Guy 1... Again? (Ike), Michael Vick (Pokemon Trainer), Squirt Turtle (Squirtle), S&M Lettuce (Ivysaur), Char-ge Right Off the Map (Charizard), Run! That Monkey Has a Gun (Diddy Kong), Is That a Snake OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe (Lucas), ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} (Sonic), [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinny]] King (King Dedede), [[JustForFun/RecycledINSPACE Space]] [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Tingle]] (Olimar), WesternAnimation/HongKongPhooey (Lucario), UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy (R.O.B.), {{Anime}} Link (Toon Link), [[VideoGame/FatalFury Fatal Furry]] (Wolf), [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf Shia La Bouf]] (Villager), [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 Mighty No. 1]] (Mega Man), [[Creator/GwynethPaltrow Gwynneth Paltrow]] (Wii Fit Trainer), Celestial Bodying (Rosalina), Little Mac Big Heart (Little Mac), [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Froguto]] (Greninja), You in a Bar Fight (Mii Brawler), You and Your Many Antique Swords (Mii Swordfighter), You at Laser Tag (Mii Gunner), [[WebVideo/LowTierGod Low Tier Goddess]] (Palutena), [[Franchise/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Everlasting Gobstopper]] (Pac-Man), Robin Yo Life (Robin), Nude Code (Shulk [[WalkingSwimsuitScene in his swimming trunks]]), [[Series/{{Dinosaurs}} Baby Sinclair]] (Bowser Jr.), [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Doggo and Kazooie]] (Duck Hunt), Fighting Vagrant (Ryu), Film/BloodSport (Ken), Cloud Support (Cloud), Dragon You Down (Corrin), Combo Me to the Moon (Bayonetta), [=CalaMelee'd=] (Inkling), Bullzeye (Ridley), Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian (Simon), All Denim Demolisher (Richter), Someone Call VideoGame/{{Turok}} (King K. Rool), Dog Gone Deadly (Isabelle), Glow Up Franchise/{{Garfield}} (Incineroar), Venus Die Trap (Piranha Plant), Mr. Steal Yo Stock (Joker), Banned (Hero), and The Right to Bear Kazoos (Banjo-Kazooie)

--->'''Narrator:''' I'm so glad they didn't make ''Film/IronMan'' in the 90's.

** Starring: [[Comicbook/{{Killmonger}} Kiltmonger]] (William Wallace), King Bad Guy (King Edward the Longshanks), [[Film/TheresSomethingAboutMary There's Something About Murron]] (Murron), [[Film/ThePrincessBride Have Fun Storming The Castle]] (Robert the Elder), [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse Prince Adam]] (Prince Edward), [[Franchise/StarWars Le Padme]] (Isabella), [[Series/GameOfThrones Tormund Mediumsbane]] (Hamish Campbell), [[MushroomSamba When the Drugs Hit]] (Robert the Bruce), [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim I Used to Be an Adventurer Like You, Until I Took an Arrow to the Chest and an Axe to the Hand]] [[RuleOfThree and Another Axe to the Gut]] (Campbell the Elder), and ''Series/GameOfThrones''? (Scenes that are shot rather identical between Game of Thrones and Braveheart)

--->'''Narrator:''' So cheer along as DC finally cracks the code on making a heartwarming fun inspiring movie about an invincible strong man, a [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} "Super-man"]], [[DontExplainTheJoke if you will]].

** Starring: [[Creator/JacquesCousteau Jock Cousteau]] (Aquaman), Mer Lady (Mera), Marine [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy Goblin]] ([[Creator/WillemDafoe Vulko]]), [[Comicbook/{{Killmonger}} Erik Fishmonger]] (Orm), UsefulNotes/{{Atlanta}} (Queen Atlanna), [[Film/AttackOfTheClones Jango Wett]] ([[Creator/TemueraMorrison Thomas Curry]]), [[Film/RockyIV If He Drowns, He Drowns]] ([[Creator/DolphLundgren King Nereus]]), [[ComicBook/WarMachine War Merchine]] (Black Manta), [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Craaaaab People, Craaaaab People]] (The Brine), [[ToiletHumour Sea Men]][[note]][[ObligatoryJoke Come on, we had to!]][[/note]] (Atlantean Soldiers), {{Kaiju}}[[Creator/JulieAndrews lie Andrews]] (Karathen), Creator/PatrickWilson Yelling (montage of Patrick Wilson as Orm, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin well]], yelling), and [[StuffBlowingUp Explosive]] [[MomentKiller Interruptions]] (montage of certain moments being interrupted by explosions)[[note]]Oh, come on. How often do explosions really int- (''gets interrupted by another explosion from the movie'')[[/note]].

** A clip [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI of]] [[ThatOneBoss Absolute]] [[MarathonBoss Virture]] is shown making the narrator say "You mean there's no 24-hour boss fights in this one? This game's for casuals."

'''Hiccup:''' [[Tearjerker/HowToTrainYourDragon2 No! Get away from him! Go on!]] [[GetOut Get out of here!]]\\

** Starring: [[Series/FridayNightLights Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Kaiju!]] (Dr. Mark Russell); Typical Kaijuish Mother (Dr. Emma Russell); [[Westernanimation/TeenTitansGo Titan Teen Go!]] (Millie Bobby Brown as Madison Russell); [[Film/{{Inception}} An Old Man Filled with Regret Waiting to Die Alone]] (Dr. Ishirō Serizawa); [[Film/TheShapeOfWater Why Didn't She Just Seduce These Monsters?]] (Dr. Vivienne Graham); [[Series/GameOfThrones Hand of the King Ghidorah]] (Alan Jonah); Respect the Original and Put Her in a Tiny Seashell! (Zhang Ziyi as Dr. Ilene Chen and Dr. Ling); [[Film/GetOut I'd Have Given Godzilla A Third Movie If I Could]] (Dr. Rick Stanton); [[Music/ThinLizzy Thicc Lizzy]] (Godzilla); [[ComicBook/{{Hydra}} Hail Hydra]] (King Ghidorah); [[WaxingLyrical Come My Lady, Come Come My Lady, You're My Butterfly, Mothra, Baby!]] (Mothra); Mexico Wild Wings (Rodan); Franchise Building [Dr. Russell: "How many of these these things are there?" Dr. Serizawa: "Seventeen."]; and The Bear From Film/TheShining?! (a slightly-disturbing-in-hindsight family video) [[note]]What the?! What is wrong with this family?![[/note]]

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* ''VideoGame/StarWarsJediFallenOrder'' (aka ''[[VideoGame/SekiroShadowsDieTwice Jedi Dies Many Times]]'')

--->'''Narrator:''' From the director whose films make you say, "Ooh, what's happening?" ''[while showing scenes of ''Film/{{Unbreakable}}'', ''Film/TheSixthSense'', and ''Film/{{Split}}'']'' or "Uh, what's happening?" ''[while showing scenes of ''Film/TheVillage'', ''Film/TheLastAirbender'', ''Film/LadyInTheWater'', and ''Film/AfterEarth'']'' or just "What was ''Film/TheHappening''?"...\\

--->'''Narrator:''' From the studio that Creator/{{Marvel|Studios}} lets play with their toys, comes the Franchise/SpiderMan [[ComicBook/{{Venom}} villain]] everyone wanted to see on screen. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Until.]] [[Film/SpiderMan3 They Did.]]\\

** Starring: Aww Hee Haw!, [[WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget Inspect Her Gadgets]], Damsel out of Dis Dress, Shouldn't This Be a Franchise/SpiderMan villain? (shows Loveless inside his mechanical spider), DJ Earhorn, When You Were Partying, I Studied the Blades, And, Will Smith Trying to Make a Line Funnier by Yelling It.

** Starring: [[PornStache PG Ron Jeremy]] (Mario), [[{{Spoonerism}} Konkey Dong]] (Donkey Kong), Broke [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]] (Link), Big Baller (Samus), [[EvilDoppelganger 'Roid Rage]] (Dark Samus), [[VideoGame/{{Rampage}} Rampage World Tour]] (Yoshi), A Very Goo Boy (Kirby), Furry Flight Simulator (Fox), [[ShockAndAwe Shock and]] [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Awww]] (Pikachu), Anxiety Brothers (Luigi), [[KillerYoYo Stick a Yo Yo]] [[AssShove Up Yo Butt]] (Ness), Knee-Pain (Captain Falcon), [[MagicMusic Ambien]] (Jigglypuff), [[ParasolOfPain Parasol Punisher]] (Peach), [[AssKicksYou Booty Brawler]] (Daisy), President of Nintendo America (Bowser), Film/{{Fargo}} (Ice Climbers), Princess on the Streets, Freak in the Sheiks (Sheik), What if Link was a Boy? (Zelda), [=PHDeez=] Nuts (Dr. Mario), [[HighTierScrappy Pichoose Someone Else]] (Pichu), Goose (Falco), Generic Sword Boy 1 (Marth), Generic Sword Girl 1 (Lucina), [[Franchise/PeterPan Peter Pain]] (Young Link), Power Hour (Ganondorf), [[VideoGame/EarthBound Giygas]] (Mewtwo), Generic Sword Boy 2 (Roy), Generic Sword Dad 2 (Chrom), Mr. Likes to Watch (Mr. Game & Watch), VideoGame/DarkSouls Franchise/{{Kirby}} (Meta Knight), Loves an Eggplant (Pit), Hot Topic Not Even Once (Dark Pit), [[Creator/CatherineZetaJones Chozo Zeta Jones]] (Zero Suit Samus), Garlic God (Wario), Just Like One of My Japanese Animes (Snake), Generic Sword Guy 1... Again? (Ike), Michael Vick (Pokemon Trainer), Squirt Turtle (Squirtle), S&M Lettuce (Ivysaur), Char-ge Right Off the Map (Charizard), Run! That Monkey Has a Gun (Diddy Kong), Is That a Snake OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe (Lucas), ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} (Sonic), [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinny]] King (King Dedede), [[JustForFun/RecycledINSPACE Space]] [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Tingle]] (Olimar), WesternAnimation/HongKongPhooey (Lucario), UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy (R.O.B.), {{Anime}} Link (Toon Link), [[VideoGame/FatalFury Fatal Furry]] (Wolf), [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf Shia La Bouf]] (Villager), [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 Mighty No. 1]] (Mega Man), [[Creator/GwynethPaltrow Gwynneth Paltrow]] (Wii Fit Trainer), Celestial Bodying (Rosalina), Little Mac Big Heart (Little Mac), [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Froguto]] (Greninja), You in a Bar Fight (Mii Brawler), You and Your Many Antique Swords (Mii Swordfighter), You at Laser Tag (Mii Gunner), [[WebVideo/LowTierGod Low Tier Goddess]] (Palutena), [[Franchise/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Everlasting Gobstopper]] (Pac-Man), Robin Yo Life (Robin), Nude Code (Shulk [[WalkingSwimsuitScene in his swimming trunks]]), [[Series/{{Dinosaurs}} Baby Sinclair]] (Bowser Jr.), [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Doggo and Kazooie]] (Duck Hunt), Fighting Vagrant (Ryu), Film/BloodSport (Ken), Cloud Support (Cloud), Dragon You Down (Corrin), Combo Me to the Moon (Bayonetta), [=CalaMelee'd=] (Inkling), Bullzeye (Ridley), Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian (Simon), All Denim Demolisher (Richter), Someone Call VideoGame/{{Turok}} (King K. Rool), Dog Gone Deadly (Isabelle), Glow Up Franchise/{{Garfield}} (Incineroar), Venus Die Trap (Piranha Plant), Mr. Steal Yo Stock (Joker), Banned (Hero), and The Right to Bear Kazoos (Banjo-Kazooie)

* ''Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}'' (aka ''Black Panther's Third Act Looked Like a PlayStation Cutscene, And Did It Really Pick Up Enough Nominations to Win? I Personally Like [[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War]] Better and Furthermore...'')

* Narrator: "Before ''Film/{{Transformers}}'' (Bumblebee "lubricating" Simmons), before ''[[Film/GIJoeTheRiseOfCobra GI Joe]]'' (The Doctor putting on the mask to turn him fully into Cobra Commander), and before the inevitable Funko Pop mov--(zoom out to show that there's a headline that there's a Funko movie in development) and they're making it, relive the first terrible movie based on action figures that's also the kinkiest terrible movie based on action figures."\\

** Starring: [[Film/BackToTheFuture Make Like a Tree and Beef]] (clip of Tree farting), Nice Guys Finish Past (Carter), [[Film/MeanGirls Regina George]] (Danielle), Brett Kavanaugh ([[TakeThat a guy with a beer in hand walking in on Tree getting killed and doing nothing about it]]), Series/CupcakeWars (the birthday cupcake), and [[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} Tommy Pickles]] (the killer).

* "Because the franchise all about Pokémon fights comes out hard against Pokémon fights. [[BrokenAesop Because when they’re beating each other up to see who’s the strongest, it's fine. But, when they’re beating each other up to settle who’s the strongest once and for all, it’s suddenly not fine?]]"

* ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon'' and ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2'' (aka ''[[LongTitle How to Prevent the Submission of Your Dragon to the Will of a Homicidal Apex Predator]]''[[note]][[BrickJoke See? Not catchy.]][[/note]])

* ''Film/{{Black Panther|2018}}'' (aka ''[[LongTitle Black Panther's Third Act Looked Like a PlayStation Cutscene, And Did It Really Pick Up Enough Nominations to Win? I Personally Like]]'' ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar Infinity War]]'' ''[[LongTitle Better and Furthermore...]]'')

* Narrator: "Before ''Film/{{Transformers}}'' (Bumblebee "lubricating" Simmons), before ''[[Film/GIJoeTheRiseOfCobra GI Joe]]'' (The Doctor putting on the mask to turn him fully into Cobra Commander), and before the inevitable Funko Pop mov--(zoom out to show that there's a headline that there's a Funko movie in development) and they're making it, relive the first terrible movie based on action figures that's also the [[WhipItGood kinkiest]] terrible movie based on action figures."\\

** Starring: [[PornStache PG Ron Jeremy]] (Mario), [[{{Spoonerism}} Konkey Dong]] (Donkey Kong), Broke [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]] (Link), Big Baller (Samus), [[EvilDoppelganger 'Roid Rage]] (Dark Samus), [[VideoGame/{{Rampage}} Rampage World Tour]] (Yoshi), A Very Goo Boy (Kirby), Furry Flight Simulator (Fox), [[ShockAndAwe Shock and]] [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Awww]] (Pikachu), Anxiety Brothers (Luigi), [[KillerYoYo Stick a Yo Yo]] [[AssShove Up Yo Butt]] (Ness), Knee-Pain (Captain Falcon), [[MagicMusic Ambien]] (Jigglypuff), [[ParasolOfPain Parasol Punisher]] (Peach), [[AssKicksYou Booty Brawler]] (Daisy), President of Nintendo America (Bowser), Film/{{Fargo}} (Ice Climbers), Princess on the Streets, Freak in the Sheiks (Sheik), What if Link was a Boy? (Zelda), [=PHDeez=] Nuts (Dr. Mario), [[TierInducedScrappy Pichoose Someone Else]] (Pichu), Goose (Falco), Generic Sword Boy 1 (Marth), Generic Sword Girl 1 (Lucina), [[Franchise/PeterPan Peter Pain]] (Young Link), Power Hour (Ganondorf), [[VideoGame/EarthBound Giygas]] (Mewtwo), Generic Sword Boy 2 (Roy), Generic Sword Dad 2 (Chrom), Mr. Likes to Watch (Mr. Game & Watch), VideoGame/DarkSouls Franchise/{{Kirby}} (Meta Knight), Loves an Eggplant (Pit), Hot Topic Not Even Once (Dark Pit), [[Creator/CatherineZetaJones Chozo Zeta Jones]] (Zero Suit Samus), Garlic God (Wario), Just Like One of My Japanese Animes (Snake), Generic Sword Guy 1... Again? (Ike), Michael Vick (Pokemon Trainer), Squirt Turtle (Squirtle), S&M Lettuce (Ivysaur), Char-ge Right Off the Map (Charizard), Run! That Monkey Has a Gun (Diddy Kong), Is That a Snake OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe (Lucas), ComicBook/{{Cyclops}} (Sonic), [[Franchise/{{Disgaea}} Prinny]] King (King Dedede), [[JustForFun/RecycledINSPACE Space]] [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Tingle]] (Olimar), WesternAnimation/HongKongPhooey (Lucario), UsefulNotes/VirtualBoy (R.O.B.), {{Anime}} Link (Toon Link), [[VideoGame/FatalFury Fatal Furry]] (Wolf), [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf Shia La Bouf]] (Villager), [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 Mighty No. 1]] (Mega Man), [[Creator/GwynethPaltrow Gwynneth Paltrow]] (Wii Fit Trainer), Celestial Bodying (Rosalina), Little Mac Big Heart (Little Mac), [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Froguto]] (Greninja), You in a Bar Fight (Mii Brawler), You and Your Many Antique Swords (Mii Swordfighter), You at Laser Tag (Mii Gunner), [[WebVideo/LowTierGod Low Tier Goddess]] (Palutena), [[Franchise/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Everlasting Gobstopper]] (Pac-Man), Robin Yo Life (Robin), Nude Code (Shulk [[WalkingSwimsuitScene in his swimming trunks]]), [[Series/{{Dinosaurs}} Baby Sinclair]] (Bowser Jr.), [[VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Doggo and Kazooie]] (Duck Hunt), Fighting Vagrant (Ryu), Film/BloodSport (Ken), Cloud Support (Cloud), Dragon You Down (Corrin), Combo Me to the Moon (Bayonetta), [=CalaMelee'd=] (Inkling), Bullzeye (Ridley), Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian (Simon), All Denim Demolisher (Richter), Someone Call VideoGame/{{Turok}} (King K. Rool), Dog Gone Deadly (Isabelle), Glow Up Franchise/{{Garfield}} (Incineroar), Venus Die Trap (Piranha Plant), Mr. Steal Yo Stock (Joker), Banned (Hero), and The Right to Bear Kazoos (Banjo-Kazooie)