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* Mark Parchezzi III's line of "You don't want to kill me. We are almost like brothers!". What makes it funny is if you have played the previous games and know exactly [[KillThemAll what]] 47 has done to his actual "brothers".

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* Mark Parchezzi III's line of "You don't want to kill me. We are almost like brothers!". What makes it funny is if you have played the previous games and know exactly [[KillThemAll what]] what 47 has done to [[SiblingMurder his actual "brothers"."brothers"]].
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The mission doesn't take place during his infant son's birthday party - that would be morbid, even for a Hitman game. The lack of guests indicates that it's happening before that.


* You can complete one particularly grim mission (killing an FBI-protected witness in his home, in broad daylight, ''during his son's birthday party'') while dressed as a clown.

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* You can complete one particularly grim mission (killing an FBI-protected witness in his home, in broad daylight, ''during ''while he's preparing for his son's birthday party'') while dressed as a clown.

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* Cayne telling Diana someone of her status will have a special place in The Franchise, revealed to be...his assistant/nurse.

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* Cayne telling Diana someone of her status will have a special place in The Franchise, [[ExactWords revealed to be...be... his assistant/nurse.assistant/nurse]].
* Eve, The Franchise's assassin disguised as the Heaven club's chanteuse, will occasionally go onto stage to sing. [[HollywoodToneDeaf Her performance leaves much to be desired]].

** If you hide in the closet in her office while she's briefing her employer on the status, she will actually demand they pay her for being forced to sing.
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* Cayne telling Diana someone of her status will have a special place in The Franchise, revealed to be...his assistant/nurse.
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* Killing people with "accidents" can lead to moments of unintentional hilarity. Guards never find it suspicious in the slightest when half a dozen people fall down the same flight of stairs and break their necks within half an hour. This game mechanic also always causes an instant kill regardless of how far down the person falls on stairs or over a railing. There are spots in the game where the ground on both sides of a railing is on the same level, and pushing people over it is still lethal!
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* The final mission has a fairly useless glitch which requires very specific circumstances to work, but is worth trying solely for the spectacle alone. [[spoiler:You must wake up from your faked death, kill all the guards present but ''not'' Alexander, and lure him over towards the stairs on the far side of the room, leading down. He'll slowly give chase in his motorized wheelchair. [[HilarityEnsues The stairs have no wheelchair ramp.]]]] Enjoy a cheat-assisted display of the glitch [[http://youtu.be/hwyA4zb7ekQ?t=1h18m14s here]].

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* The final mission has a fairly useless glitch which requires very specific circumstances to work, but is worth trying solely for the spectacle alone. [[spoiler:You You must wake up from your faked death, kill all the guards present but ''not'' Alexander, and lure him over towards the stairs on the far side of the room, leading down. He'll slowly give chase in his motorized wheelchair. [[HilarityEnsues The stairs have no wheelchair ramp.]]]] ]] Enjoy a cheat-assisted display of the glitch [[http://youtu.be/hwyA4zb7ekQ?t=1h18m14s here]].

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* Tthe final mission has a fairly useless glitch which requires very specific circumstances to work, but is worth trying solely for the spectacle alone. [[spoiler:You must wake up from your faked death, kill all the guards present but ''not'' Alexander, and lure him over towards the stairs on the far side of the room, leading down. He'll slowly give chase in his motorized wheelchair. [[HilarityEnsues The stairs have no wheelchair ramp.]]]] Enjoy a cheat-assisted display of the glitch [[http://youtu.be/hwyA4zb7ekQ?t=1h18m14s here]].

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* Tthe Mark Parchezzi III's line of "You don't want to kill me. We are almost like brothers!". What makes it funny is if you have played the previous games and know exactly [[KillThemAll what]] 47 has done to his actual "brothers".
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final mission has a fairly useless glitch which requires very specific circumstances to work, but is worth trying solely for the spectacle alone. [[spoiler:You must wake up from your faked death, kill all the guards present but ''not'' Alexander, and lure him over towards the stairs on the far side of the room, leading down. He'll slowly give chase in his motorized wheelchair. [[HilarityEnsues The stairs have no wheelchair ramp.]]]] Enjoy a cheat-assisted display of the glitch [[http://youtu.be/hwyA4zb7ekQ?t=1h18m14s here]].

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* In the "Traditions of the Trade" level of ''Contracts'', there is an Easter egg of sorts in one of the closed-off hotel rooms where [[spoiler:a ghost appears if you look in the bathroom mirror of the blood-stained room]]. The funny part is that [[spoiler:the ghost still counts as an NPC and can be killed just like anybody else...and the cops will somehow see the dead ghost and raise the alarm if he's spotted dead.]]
* "[[MemeticMutation Allan please add details]]" shows up in Hitman (2016) [[https://youtu.be/kA_Mx3-ZMGE E3 Gameplay trailer]].

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* In 2016 reboot, at a fashion show in Paris, you can walk in between a news reporter and the recording cameraman.
-->'''Reporter''': "Ugh, cut!"
-->'''Cameraman''': "Yeah, thanks a lot man. Real considerate."

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* In 2016 reboot, at a fashion show in Paris, you can walk in between a news reporter and the recording cameraman.
-->'''Reporter''': "Ugh, cut!"
-->'''Cameraman''': "Yeah, thanks a lot man. Real considerate."
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* In ''Blood Money'', you can complete one particularly grim mission (killing an FBI-protected witness in his home, in broad daylight, ''during his son's birthday party'') while dressed as a clown.

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* In ''Blood Money'', you You can complete one particularly grim mission (killing an FBI-protected witness in his home, in broad daylight, ''during his son's birthday party'') while dressed as a clown.
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* In ''Blood Money'', you can complete one particularly grim mission (killing an FBI-protected witness in his home, in broad daylight, ''during his son's birthday party'') while dressed as a clown.
** The same level allows the player to obtain a child's air rifle, for use in any level.
** Or you can trick the FBI into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKbptWt_Qs4 running over the very man they were supposed to protect!]]
* Joseph Clarence a.k.a Mister Swing King can see it in your eyes - you're not a [[IgnoreTheDisability bald man]] - bad man...
* The mission "Flatline." 47 begins to yell then stops, having resigned himself to the fact that he's just going to have to rescue Agent Smith for the umpteenth time. Made more jarring when Smith speaks, sporting a far more cynical and self-aware tone of voice than in other instances.
** 47 also finds himself dancing in ''Blood Money'' in the level "Till Death Do Us Part". If 47 goes onto the dance floor and waits for a while, a woman that didn't have any partner steps up and starts dancing with with him. And he has [[ComicallySerious a completely deadpan expression the entire time]].
* During the ''Blood Money'' level "Til Death Do Us Part", the groom will occasionally sit down and "play" the piano. As seen in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmdMU-xYMPo this Silent Assassin run]], with a well-placed mine, you can drop the chandelier on him. "[[KilledMidSentence YEE-]]" *SPLAT*
* One route to the chandelier hoist in the ''Blood Money'' level "Curtains Down" passes directly through the opera house's women's locker room. Just ''try'' not running through it.
* Tthe final mission has a fairly useless glitch which requires very specific circumstances to work, but is worth trying solely for the spectacle alone. [[spoiler:You must wake up from your faked death, kill all the guards present but ''not'' Alexander, and lure him over towards the stairs on the far side of the room, leading down. He'll slowly give chase in his motorized wheelchair. [[HilarityEnsues The stairs have no wheelchair ramp.]]]] Enjoy a cheat-assisted display of the glitch [[http://youtu.be/hwyA4zb7ekQ?t=1h18m14s here]].
* In the "Traditions of the Trade" level of ''Contracts'', there is an Easter egg of sorts in one of the closed-off hotel rooms where [[spoiler:a ghost appears if you look in the bathroom mirror of the blood-stained room]]. The funny part is that [[spoiler:the ghost still counts as an NPC and can be killed just like anybody else...and the cops will somehow see the dead ghost and raise the alarm if he's spotted dead.]]
* "[[MemeticMutation Allan please add details]]" shows up in Hitman (2016) [[https://youtu.be/kA_Mx3-ZMGE E3 Gameplay trailer]].
* ''Blood Money'' has a large number of ratings to grade performance in a mission. Many of the ones received for making a mess of things in creative ways are hilarious to see on the newspapers at the end of missions, such as '''Perpetrator''' (kill only targets but leave lots of witnesses), '''Mugger''' (knocking out lots of people with punches), '''Insurance Agent''' (lots of deaths via accidents), '''Raging Bluecollar''' (lots of kills with a hammer), and '''The Russian Hare''' (kill nearly everyone with sniper rifle headshots).
* In 2016 reboot, at a fashion show in Paris, you can walk in between a news reporter and the recording cameraman.
-->'''Reporter''': "Ugh, cut!"
-->'''Cameraman''': "Yeah, thanks a lot man. Real considerate."

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