History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix

10th Oct '17 8:54:57 PM mariic
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** He dreams Cho is angry at him for luring her to the DA under false pretenses by promising her 150 Chocolate Frog Cards: "Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!" Then she becomes Hermione who says he did promise Cho and suggests he should give her his Firebolt — but Umbridge has it, and he just came to the DA to put up Christmas ornaments shaped like Dobby's head…

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** He dreams Cho is angry at him for luring her to the DA under false pretenses by promising her 150 Chocolate Frog Cards: "Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!" Then she becomes Hermione who says he did promise Cho and suggests he should give her his Firebolt — but Umbridge has it, and he just came to the DA to put up Christmas ornaments shaped like Dobby's head… [[spoiler: [[MoodWhipslash But it quickly changes to]] [[NightmareFuel a vision of Nagini wounding Arthur.]] ]]
21st Sep '17 3:05:34 AM SPBurke
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** You ''know'' Luna put hers on.
14th Sep '17 2:52:23 AM Wheatenlyric950
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'''[=McGonagall=]''': Professor Umbridge, how do you expect to gain any insight into my teaching techniques if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally allow other people to speak when I am speaking. ''[[[ShuttingUpNow Umbridge remains silent the remainder of the lecture]]]''

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'''[=McGonagall=]''': Professor Umbridge, how do you expect to gain any insight into my teaching techniques if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally allow other people to speak when I am speaking. ''[[[ShuttingUpNow Umbridge remains silent during the remainder of the lecture]]]''
13th Sep '17 10:52:24 PM DarkHunter
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** When [=McGonagall's=] evaluation does come around:
--->'''Umbridge''': I was just wondering, Minerva, if you received my notice of the time and date of your inspec-\\
'''[=McGonagall=]''': Obviously I received it, otherwise I would be asking what you think you're doing in my classroom.\\
''[Later, when she tries to correct [=McGonagall=] on something]''\\
'''[=McGonagall=]''': Professor Umbridge, how do you expect to gain any insight into my teaching techniques if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally allow other people to speak when I am speaking. ''[[[ShuttingUpNow Umbridge remains silent the remainder of the lecture]]]''
30th Aug '17 3:26:39 PM NhazUl
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** At one point, we see Umbridge evaluating Flitwick's music class. She ends up ''measuring him''. The "Are you kidding me?" look on his face is priceless.

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** Ron's reaction is almost none. Compared to Umbridge, Snape is a SitcomArchnemesis to him.
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At one point, we see Umbridge evaluating Flitwick's music class. She ends up ''measuring him''. The "Are you kidding me?" look on his face is priceless.
23rd Aug '17 1:30:37 PM USABobcat
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-->'''Fudge:''' It appears this is the end of your friend, Dumbledore.\\

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-->'''Fudge:''' [[UnderestimatingBadassery It appears this is the end of your friend, Dumbledore.Dumbledore]].\\
23rd Aug '17 1:12:10 PM JMQwilleran
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* The group is explaining to Harry how everyone is trying to discredit Dumbledore and make them think he's senile by doing stuff like demoting him from being Chief Warlock on the Wizengamot and possibly taking away his Order of Merlin, First Class.
-->'''Bill''': But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don’t take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.
16th Aug '17 12:47:36 PM Savini24
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** This works well for both sides of the pond as either a corruption of "Happy Christmas" (Preferred Commonwealth greeting) or "Merry Christmas" (Preferred American greeting).
17th Jul '17 11:04:30 PM JMQwilleran
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-->'''Peeves''': Ooh, crackpot's feeling cranky! What is it this time, my fine Potty friend? Hearing voices? Seeing visions? Speaking in... Tongues? ''Oh, most think he's barking, the potty we lad, but some are more kindly and think he's just sad, but Peevsy knows better and says that he's mad!''

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-->'''Peeves''': Ooh, crackpot's feeling cranky! What is it this time, my fine Potty friend? Hearing voices? Seeing visions? Speaking in... Tongues? ''Oh, most think he's barking, the potty we wee lad, but some are more kindly and think he's just sad, but Peevsy knows better and says that he's mad!''
1st Jul '17 2:15:14 PM RaustBD
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* When they sneak in to the Ministry of Magic to save Sirius, they all get name tags saying "Rescue Mission". It gets even better as it's ambiguous whether or not they put them on, so if you want you can picture them wearing ''name tags'' throughout the ensuing battle. [[CloudCuckooLander Luna Lovegood]] was there. She almost certainly put hers on. At least, if she somehow got it away from Harry - the book does say that Hermione scooped them all up and gave them to Harry.

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* When they sneak in to the Ministry of Magic to save Sirius, they all get name tags saying "Rescue Mission". It gets even better as it's ambiguous whether or not they put them on, so if you want you can picture them wearing ''name tags'' throughout the ensuing battle. [[CloudCuckooLander Luna Lovegood]] was there. She almost certainly put hers on. At least, if she somehow got it away from Harry - the book does say that Hermione scooped them all up and gave them to Harry.
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