History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix

10th May '16 1:16:47 PM wusch
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* The Teachers reactions to Harrys Interview. As they are by yet another educational degree forbidden to talk with the students about anything wich is not on the topic of their subject, they find ways around it. Flitwick gives him sweets for appereantly nothing, Sprout gives Points to Gryffindor to Harry for handing her a watering can and Trelawney of all people who loves to forsee his early (and probably painfull) death, suddenly changes her mind and tells Harry, that he will have 7 children, become Minister of Magic and will live into old age, much to Umbriges dismay who is present in all of Trelawnes classes.
6th May '16 12:13:39 PM TigerShadow
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** When talking about the dementor attack, Vernon demands to know what the hell they are. Petunia promptly answers "They guard the wizard prison, Azkaban" and then ''[[ExplainExplainOhCrap slaps her hands over her mouth in horror]]''.

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** When talking about the dementor attack, Vernon demands to know what the hell they are. Petunia promptly answers "They guard the wizard prison, Azkaban" and then ''[[ExplainExplainOhCrap slaps her hands over her mouth mouth]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor in horror]]''.
6th Apr '16 2:54:14 PM JamesSwann
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** To make this funnier, [=McGonagall=] is ''Scottish'' so just ''imagine'' the swear words she knows -- especially as she grew up in the 1930s and 40s when language was a lot less restrained and using swear words in public was less of a taboo than it was in the 90s.
6th Apr '16 2:47:28 PM JamesSwann
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** For added fun (and perhaps even irony) one of those very same teachers was a [[spoiler: spy for Voldemort]].

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** For added fun (and perhaps even irony) one of those very same teachers was a [[spoiler: spy for Voldemort]]. Another was a werewolf (which Umbridge hates).
23rd Mar '16 4:22:19 PM fruitstripegum
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* Harry getting in a good [[InsultBackfire]] in the buildup to the first Quidditch match of the season:

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* Harry getting in a good [[InsultBackfire]] InsultBackfire in the buildup to the first Quidditch match of the season:
2nd Mar '16 5:51:02 AM outlander2012
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* Harry getting in a good [[InsultBackfire]] in the buildup to the first Quidditch match of the season:
-->''"Harry had, of course, endured their snide comments for over four years, so whispers of "Hey Potty, I hear Warrington's sworn to knock you off your broom on Saturday", far from chilling his blood, made him laugh. "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me" he retorted, which made Ron and Hermione laugh and wiped the smirk off Pansy Parkinson's face.



** And before departing, he also (being the first one in the room to ''finally'' notice it) takes note of the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent sight of Crabbe all but asphyxiating Neville in a stranglehold]] and tells Crabbe to loosen his grip because ''"If Longbottom suffocates, it means a tedious amount of paperwork and I do have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job"''. From his tone, you can tell he considers the potential of extensive red tape for himself the greater concern.



*** Also, Rons nonplussed response to Luna's overreaction.

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*** Also, Rons Ron's nonplussed response to Luna's overreaction.
2nd Mar '16 5:30:43 AM outlander2012
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* The description of how, with the school more or less in open rebellion against Umbridge's regime, Filch is completely out of his depth trying to stem the tide of trouble making, and the Inquisitorial Squad have merely painted targets on their back when the rest of Hogwarts has declared open season on Umbridge and her cronies.
-->''"Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch miscreants, but the problem now was there were so many of them he never knew which way to turn. The Inquisitorial Sqaud was trying to help him, but odd things kept happening to its members. Warrington of the Slytherin Quidditch team reported to the hospital wing with a horrible skin complaint that made him look as though he'd been coated in cornflakes; Pansy Parkinson, to Hermione's delight, missed all her lessons the following day as she had sprouted antlers"''.
25th Feb '16 4:49:18 PM ShiroAkuma
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-->'''Mad-Eyes:''' I expect [[ExactWords what you're not aware of]] would fill several books, Dursley.

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-->'''Mad-Eyes:''' -->'''Mad-Eye:''' I expect [[ExactWords what you're not aware of]] would fill several books, Dursley.
24th Feb '16 8:37:38 AM Snipertoaster
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* When Umbridge is interrogating Snape. After she leaves, he [[RunningGag smacks Ron upside the head with a notebook]] while looking in her direction.

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* When Umbridge is interrogating Snape. After she leaves, he [[RunningGag smacks Ron upside the head with a notebook]] while looking in her direction. Plus, Creator/AlanRickman's delivery of "Obviously" is utterly hysterical.
13th Jan '16 3:16:06 AM DannWoolf
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** Then right after, when [[CrowningMomentofAwesome Dumbledore ''has'' taken on all four of them and disappeared, making them all look foolish]]

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** Then right after, when [[CrowningMomentofAwesome Dumbledore ''has'' has taken on all four of them and disappeared, making them all look foolish]]
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