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22nd Feb '17 4:38:19 PM fearlessnikki
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** And Hermione gets another good line in as Ron prepares to make a promise.
--> '''Ron:''' If I'm ever rude to you again--
--> '''Hermione:''' I'll know you're [[SlapSlapKiss back to normal]].


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* Poor Hannah Abbott has such a stressful time going into exams. It's a RunningGag how stressed she is, and it pays off in the news of the Transfiguration exam - where Hannah apparently panics and multiplies her ferret into a flock of flamingos. The exam is reportedly shut down for several minutes while the teachers try to round the birds up.
22nd Jan '17 10:16:18 AM Anddrix
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** Just to take this to its logical conclusion, the list of "competent teachers" includes [[Literature/PrisonerOfAzkaban A werewolf]], [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheSorcerersStone Not one]] [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire but TWO]] separate [[TheMole Moles]] for Voldemort, and [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets Gilderoy Lockhart]]. All of which, [=McGonagall=] insinuates, are better for the job than her.

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** Just to take this to its logical conclusion, the list of "competent teachers" includes [[Literature/PrisonerOfAzkaban A werewolf]], [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheSorcerersStone [[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone Not one]] [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire but TWO]] separate [[TheMole Moles]] for Voldemort, and [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets Gilderoy Lockhart]]. All of which, [=McGonagall=] insinuates, are better for the job than her.
22nd Jan '17 10:14:35 AM Landis
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** Just to take this to its logical conclusion, the list of "competent teachers" includes [[Literature/PrisonerOfAzkaban A werewolf]], [[Literature/SorcerorsStone Not one]] [[Literature/GobletOfFire but TWO]] separate {{Moles}} for Voldemort, and [[Literature/ChamberOfSecrets Gilderoy Lockhart]]. All of which, McGonagall insinuates, are better for the job than her.

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** Just to take this to its logical conclusion, the list of "competent teachers" includes [[Literature/PrisonerOfAzkaban A werewolf]], [[Literature/SorcerorsStone [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheSorcerersStone Not one]] [[Literature/GobletOfFire [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire but TWO]] separate {{Moles}} [[TheMole Moles]] for Voldemort, and [[Literature/ChamberOfSecrets [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets Gilderoy Lockhart]]. All of which, McGonagall [=McGonagall=] insinuates, are better for the job than her.
22nd Jan '17 10:12:06 AM Landis
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** Just to take this to its logical conclusion, the list of "competent teachers" includes [[PrisonerOfAzkaban A werewolf]], [[SorcerorsStone Not one]] [[GobletOfFire but TWO]] separate {{Moles}} for Voldemort, and [[ChamberOfSecrets Gilderoy Lockhart]]. All of which, McGonagall insinuates, are better for the job than her.

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** Just to take this to its logical conclusion, the list of "competent teachers" includes [[PrisonerOfAzkaban [[Literature/PrisonerOfAzkaban A werewolf]], [[SorcerorsStone [[Literature/SorcerorsStone Not one]] [[GobletOfFire [[Literature/GobletOfFire but TWO]] separate {{Moles}} for Voldemort, and [[ChamberOfSecrets [[Literature/ChamberOfSecrets Gilderoy Lockhart]]. All of which, McGonagall insinuates, are better for the job than her.
22nd Jan '17 10:10:51 AM Landis
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** For added fun (and perhaps even irony) one of those very same teachers was a [[spoiler: spy for Voldemort]]. Another was a werewolf (which Umbridge hates).
** This must be take to the logical conclusion: A werewolf might be an insult to her racial sensibilities, but this is a list that also includes Gilderoy Lockhart, a man who was a blithering idiot who knew nothing about the job before he self-inflicted [[LaserGuidedKarma Laser Guided Karma]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia and Amnesia]] on himself. The true insult is that Umbridge is [[TakeThat less competent than Lockhart!]]

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** For added fun (and perhaps even irony) one of those very same teachers was a [[spoiler: spy for Voldemort]]. Another was a werewolf (which Umbridge hates).
** This must be
Just to take this to the its logical conclusion: A werewolf might be an insult to her racial sensibilities, but this is a conclusion, the list that also of "competent teachers" includes [[PrisonerOfAzkaban A werewolf]], [[SorcerorsStone Not one]] [[GobletOfFire but TWO]] separate {{Moles}} for Voldemort, and [[ChamberOfSecrets Gilderoy Lockhart, a man who was a blithering idiot who knew nothing about Lockhart]]. All of which, McGonagall insinuates, are better for the job before he self-inflicted [[LaserGuidedKarma Laser Guided Karma]] [[LaserGuidedAmnesia and Amnesia]] on himself. The true insult is that Umbridge is [[TakeThat less competent than Lockhart!]]her.
21st Dec '16 8:18:06 PM JMQwilleran
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* Harry is steamed at being sent see Professor [=McGonagall=] in her office by Umbridge and has the misfortune to encounter Peeves.
-->'''Peeves''': Ooh, crackpot's feeling cranky! What is it this time, my fine Potty friend? Hearing voices? Seeing visions? Speaking in... Tongues? ''Oh, most think he's barking, the potty we lad, but some are more kindly and think he's just sad, but Peevsy knows better and says that he's mad!''
8th Nov '16 12:31:46 PM LorienTheYounger
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* Two particularly hilarious dreams: Before Harry has his out-of-body experience in Nagini attacking Arthur, he dreams Cho is angry at him for luring her to the DA under false pretenses by promising her 150 Chocolate Frog Cards: "Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!" Then she becomes Hermione who says he did promise Cho and suggests he should give her his Firebolt, but Umbridge has it and he just came to the DA to put up Christmas ornaments shaped like Dobby's head… The second dream involves him watching Neville and Professor Sprout waltzing in the Room of Requirement while [=McGonagall=] plays the bagpipes. This is ''not'' out of character for [=McGonagall=] either, as she is Scottish and, according to Pottermore, made her father's bagpipes play on their own as a baby!

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* Dobby decorates the entire Room of Requirement with Christmas baubles, all emblazoned with pictures of Harry's face and the message "HAVE A VERY HARRY CHRISTMAS!"
* Two of Harry's particularly hilarious dreams: Before Harry has his out-of-body experience in Nagini attacking Arthur, he dreams:
** He
dreams Cho is angry at him for luring her to the DA under false pretenses by promising her 150 Chocolate Frog Cards: "Cedric gave me loads of Chocolate Frog Cards, look!" Then she becomes Hermione who says he did promise Cho and suggests he should give her his Firebolt, Firebolt — but Umbridge has it it, and he just came to the DA to put up Christmas ornaments shaped like Dobby's head… head…
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The second dream involves him watching Neville and Professor Sprout waltzing in the Room of Requirement while [=McGonagall=] plays the bagpipes. This is ''not'' out of character for [=McGonagall=] either, as she is Scottish and, according to Pottermore, made her father's bagpipes play on their own as a baby!
30th Oct '16 7:29:50 AM SasquatchJim
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* It's a blink-and-you'll miss it moment, but prior to embarking on their broom journey, Moody grumbles [[TheParanoiac "Don't break ranks if one of us is killed!"]] Tonks, clearly tired of his shit, gives a VERY noticeable [[SilentSnarker eyeroll]].

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* It's a blink-and-you'll miss it moment, but prior to embarking on their broom journey, Moody grumbles [[TheParanoiac "Don't break ranks if one of us is killed!"]] Tonks, clearly tired of his shit, gives a VERY ''very'' noticeable [[SilentSnarker eyeroll]].
29th Oct '16 9:32:48 AM SasquatchJim
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*[[CuteClumsyGirl Tonks]] in general is a great source of funny moments.
29th Oct '16 7:37:50 AM SasquatchJim
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* It's a blink-and-you'll miss it moment, but prior to embarking on their broom journey, Moody grumbles [[ {TheParanoiac} "Don't break ranks if one of us is killed!"]] Tonks, clearly tired of his shit, gives a VERY noticeable eyeroll.

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* It's a blink-and-you'll miss it moment, but prior to embarking on their broom journey, Moody grumbles [[ {TheParanoiac} [[TheParanoiac "Don't break ranks if one of us is killed!"]] Tonks, clearly tired of his shit, gives a VERY noticeable eyeroll.[[SilentSnarker eyeroll]].
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