History Funny / HaroldAndKumarEscapeFromGuantanamoBay

* "What a Wonderful World" plays as Harold is taking a shower, happily dreaming of kissing Maria over and over again...right until he hears ''and'' smells Kumar shitting in the toilet right next to him.

-->'''Kumar''': ''[upon seeing Raza's pubic hair]'' That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard!

* The UsefulNotes/KuKluxKlan are arguably the most well-liked comedy part of the movie.

-->"Send them Indians back to Africa!"
-->"Look what we got us here, brothers...''Mexicans!''"

-->'''Kumar''': I took a Ko-re-an guy's toothbrush, and rubbed it all over my ''diiiiiiiiiiiiick''.\\

-->"PUSSYFART!"

** The leader is so racist that he says "What the nigger was that?" at two of his men screaming.

—> Kumar : [upon seeing Raza's pubic hair] ''That looks like Osama Bin Laden's beard!''

** "Look what we got us here, brothers...''Mexicans!''"

* The racist (and apparently anti-semitic) Agent Fox tries to break Rosenberg and Goldstein during interrogation by slowly pouring a bag of pennies out on the table in front of them. What makes it more hilarious is Rosenberg's actor can barely contain himself throughout all the takes and that they both take the coins after Fox leaves

* Fuck you, donuts are awesome!

** "Is dat Grape SODA? What da ''FUCK'', yo?!" is easily one of ''the'' highlights of the film.

* Ron Fox "torturing" the black orthodontist.

* The scene where Creator/NeilPatrickHarris does mushrooms and has a vision of himself on a unicorn. Even better, he's being questioned by a police officer the entire time. Not once does the cop even ''suspect'' that anything is wrong.
* The racist (and apparently anti-semitic) Agent Fox tries to break Rosenberg and Goldstein during interrogation by slowly pouring a bag of pennies out on the table in front of them. What makes it more hilarious is Rosenberg's actor can barely contain himself throughout all the takes.

** One KKK guy demonstrates how much he knows about the peoples he hates so much: "Send them Indians back to Africa!"

** The leader accidentally sets himself on fire and falls down a hill. The rest of the Klan just stand watching, while one asks, "Should we put it out or what?"

* ''What a Wonderful World'' plays as Harold is taking a shower happily dreaming of kissing Maria over and over again....right until he hears and smells Kumar shitting in the toilet right next to him.
* The KKK are arguably the most well-liked comedy part of the movie.
** One KKK gay shouts how much he knows about the peoples he hate so much: "Send them Indians back to Africa!"
** "Look what we got us here brothers... Mexicans!"

'''Harold''': (''concerned cause '''he's''' that Ko-re-an guy'') Dude, you did that?\\

** "Dude, the klan is fucking slow."
** The clan even make their own white dog wear a KKK hat.
** The leader is so racist that hearing the pains of his own men make him ask "What the nigger was that?"
** The leader sets himself on fire, badly, and it burns all of him alive as he runs around dying. The rest of the clan, who appear to have invested so much loyalty in him, just stand watching in awe as one questions, "Should we put it out or what?"