Funny / Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

• Ron Fox "torturing" the black orthodontist by spilling grape soda.
• "What a Wonderful World" plays as Harold is taking a shower, happily dreaming of kissing Maria over and over again... right until he hears and smells Kumar shitting in the toilet right next to him.
• After escaping to Miami to find their college friend Raza in a "bottomless" party:
  Kumar: [upon seeing Raza's pubic hair] That looks like Osama bin Laden's beard!
• The incest couple in Alabama surprisingly being intelligent yet embodying stereotypes of the South.
• The Ku Klux Klan are one of the most well-liked comedy parts of the movie.
  • One KKK guy demonstrates how much he knows about the peoples he hates so much:
    "Send them Indians back to Africa!"
    "Look what we got us here, brothers...Mexicans!"
  • "Roldy, dude, I'd never thought I'd say this in a million years, but the Klan really knows how to party. You gotta try these hotdogs."
  • Kumar trying to impress the Ku Klux Klan.
    Kumar: I took a Ko-re-an guy's toothbrush, and rubbed it all over my diiiiiiiiiiiiick.
    Harold: [concerned because he's that "Ko-re-an" guy] Dude, you did that?
    Klan Leader: Now that's just downright disgusting. But I like it!
  • "Dude, the Klan is fucking slow."
  • Even the dog is white, and it's wearing a Klan hat!
  • The leader is so racist that he says "What the nigger was that?" at two of his men screaming.
  • The Klan leader falls down a hill, setting himself on fire in the process. The rest of the Klan just stand watching, while one asks, "Should we put it out or what?"
    "PUSSYFART!"
• When the old woman sees Kumar sitting some seats ahead of her, she briefly imagines him with a beard and turban, laughing at her, and imitating an airplane with his hand, falling out of the sky and making an explosion sound.
• The scene where Neil Patrick Harris does mushrooms and has a vision of himself on a unicorn. Even better, he's being questioned by DHS agents the entire time. Not once do the DHS agents even suspect that anything is wrong.
• The racist (and apparently anti-semitic) Agent Fox tries to break Rosenberg and Goldstein during interrogation by slowly pouring a bag of pennies out on the table in front of them. What makes it more hilarious is Rosenberg's actor can barely contain himself throughout all the takes and that they both take the coins after Fox leaves.
• At the brothel, Harold is telling prostitutes about how much Kumar has been screwing up the whole journey and is probably having a great time having sex with the prostitutes. Cut to Kumar's room and we find him crying over losing his girlfriend while the prostitutes try to comfort him over his loss.
• "Fuck you, donuts are awesome!"
  • "They're delicious."
• This scene.
  • "Is dat Grape SODA? What da FUCK, yo?!" is easily one of the highlights of the film.
  • One of the black guys ask: "See if he has any Kool Aid."