History Funny / Hamlet

18th May '16 10:21:56 AM LeedsKing
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* The First Quarto [[note]]Once considered to be the 'bad version' of Hamlet, but now seen as snappier and more logical in the scene order, as it's most likely a memorial reconstruction by one of the actors in Shakespeare's company. The accuracy of the text noticeably jumps up whenever Voltimand is onstage.[[/note]] has a variation on the graveyard scene. Only a few lines after "AlasPoorYorick", Hamlet jumps into Ophelia's grave after Leartes, who attacks him:

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* The First Quarto [[note]]Once considered to be the 'bad version' of Hamlet, but now seen as snappier and more logical in the scene order, as it's most likely a memorial reconstruction by one of the actors in Shakespeare's company. The accuracy of the text noticeably jumps up whenever Voltimand is onstage.[[/note]] has a variation on the graveyard scene. Only a few lines after "AlasPoorYorick", Hamlet jumps into Ophelia's grave after Leartes, Laertes, who attacks him:



I loved Ophelia as dear\\

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I loved Ophelia Ophelia! as dear\\



** The entire graveyard scene given that it is Hamlet and Leartes having what can only be described as an Emo-off.

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** The entire graveyard scene given that it is Hamlet and Leartes Laertes having what can only be described as an Emo-off.
17th May '16 2:00:46 PM bannermanner
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* In the 1996 film, a clever rearrangement of blocking and dialogue see Osric following and judging the fencing performances of Hamlet and Laertes while it's painfully obvious to everyone else that they're no longer fencing but actually trying to kill each other.
15th Apr '16 7:54:24 PM nxtm4n
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**Just as good are the following lines: remember that "nothing" was Elizabethan slang for a vagina.
-->'''Ophelia:''' I think nothing, my lord.
-->'''Hamlet:''' That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
-->'''Ophelia:''' What is, my lord?
-->'''Hamlet:''' Nothing.
23rd Dec '15 2:57:09 AM LahmacunKebab
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*** "Do you think I mean CUNT...rrrrrrry matters" - David Tennant as Hamlet

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*** "Do you think I mean CUNT... rrrrrrry matters" - David Tennant as Hamlet
3rd Jul '15 11:30:55 PM easytorememberhandle
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--> '''Polonius:''' What is the matter, my lord?
--> '''Hamlet:''' What is a the matter with what?

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--> '''Polonius:''' What is the matter, ''matter'', my lord?
--> '''Hamlet:''' What is a the matter with what?''what''?
3rd Jul '15 11:30:11 PM easytorememberhandle
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* In that same scene:
--> '''Polonius:''' What are you reading, my lord?
--> '''Hamlet:''' Words, words, words.
--> '''Polonius:''' What is the matter, my lord?
--> '''Hamlet:''' What is a the matter with what?
** Some actors have Hamlet give the book a long, careful examination as they say "words, words, words". And then reply with mock alarm when they deliberately misinterpret "what is the matter".
28th Dec '14 10:40:59 AM Fluid
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* Hamlet reflecting on how everyone eventually dies and decays into dirt, [[{{Bathos}} eventually coming to the conclusion that Alexander the Great might have become a barrel stopper by now.]]
1st Dec '14 9:27:01 PM CharlestonMan
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-->'''Ophelia:''' You are keen, my lord, you are keen.
1st Dec '14 9:24:26 PM CharlestonMan
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*** His double entredes just keep coming throughout the scene, and it gets funnier when Ophelia, in spite of herself, gets to ''liking'' it, particularly when Hamlet insinuates having sex with her.
17th Mar '14 5:41:36 PM mzytryck01
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* Hamlet's GentlemanSnarker moment here;
---> '''Polonius:''' My honoured lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.
---> '''Hamlet:''' [[GetOut You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal]]
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