History Funny / HFIL

* Whatever Recoome made in the art session. It isn't directly shown to the viewer, but it shocked Jeice, Mez, King Cold, impressing Cell, Dodoria and Zarbon, Burter simply commenting that it's why he couldn't find rigatoni in a pleasant tone, and Guldo shrieks in high-pitched horror that it involves his wife. [[SilentSnarker The only one with no reaction to it at all]] is [[SeenItAll Raditz]].

* Guldo is the only one who (correctly) guesses that the explanation for Ginyu's strange behavior is that he body-swapped with a frog, [[CassandraTruth but no one else believes him]]. That said, they do have a decent counter-argument.

--->"[cheerfully] Pack your bags, gentlemen. You're both going to hell! [awkwardly]...the other one."

'''Cold:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Perhaps if you had gotten back sooner, this wouldn't had happened.]]\\

* When Cell asks how Cooler died, King Cold tells him that Cooler was killed by the same Saiyan who humiliated Freeza. Cell, of course, has a reasonable response of asking which one. King Cold's first response is to say [[SuspectIsHatless the one who can turn their hair gold]] and then says the one Cell killed which Cell again asks which one. These two details upset Freeza even further as his reaction to hearing this definitely has him realizing that Cell killed both Saiyans who beat him.

*** After the Ginyus promise to rebuild Goz and Mez's home, the duo lament how they lost all their Otherworldly possessions, with the only thing that survived was the copy of ''Caddyshack II'' from Episode 8.

* Bojack is one of the silliest characters in ''HFIL'', where he maintains his TalkLikeAPirate speech patterns from the main series, and tries to smooth over relationships with the other HFIL residents by talking about his (space) pirate expeditions and time he tried to conquer Earth in his movie.

** King Cold states his favorite is Spacegiving. Cell figures out what that is right away, and King Cold confirms before he can ask that it is indeed [[SpaceX Thanksgiving in space]].

What do you get when you jump into the realm of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', take Cell, Raditz, and Guru, make them roommates, and then add to the mix Freeza, the Ginyu Force, Zarbon, and Dodoria, ''and'' have it animated by WebAnimation/DevilArtemis, making Team Four Star almost completely unrestricted by source footage? ''A barrel of laughs, that's what.''

* The first exchange of the entire series... and it's one massive callback.

'''Cell:''' Pffft! And cover up all ''[[EvilIsSexy this?]]''\\

-->'''Cell:''' Okay, cool. You two are charming brothers, or lovers, or both, I don't judge. But I want you to both know that before I kill you I will always remember how unconvincing your German accents were. ''(Cocks his arm like a shotgun, charges up a ki blast that sputters out with a little fart)'' [[OhCrap Ohhhhh]] ''[-[[ThisIsGonnaSuck no]]-]''... ''(Goz clobbers Cell over the head with his Kanabō)''
** After ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' it's a bit hard to ''not'' hear The Major when Goz speaks even though Lani's role as Goz predates the Major's by quite a bit.

-->'''Cell''' ''(childlishly dazed)'' ''Uuuuugh''... [[WakingNonSequitur I miss muh mommy. She was a computer, she hurrgh--she went "beep!"]]\\

'''Cell:''' ''(still dazed)'' But mommy say it not my birthday--''(speaking normally)''--Aaaaaand you're ''carrying'' me!

* Cell's despondent horror (pictured above) at the Ginyu Force's new dance: The Twerkarena, a combination of twerking and the Macarena. [[SuckinessIsPainful It's every bit as awful as it sounds.]]

* At long last Freeza and Cell finally meet. And their conversation about trying to break their ankle bracelets briefly switches to Goz and Mez.

'''Cell:''' Okay, Freeza, last time I checked, I'm a wee bit stronger than you, alright? Alright. ''(tries to smash the shackle again)'' GOD! DAMN! SON OF A! BITCH!\\

'''Freeza:''' Yes, should see them practice. ''It's terrifying. (shudders)''

* When the Ogres give Cell his key, he silently looks back and forth between it and his raised wrist, seemingly contemplating using the key on his wrist.
** Or just noticing that the key matches the colors and patterns of his shell, possibly seeing it as an extra layer of humiliation.

'''Guru:''' You got bottom bunk!

* Cell is still trying to break free from the PowerNullifier. This time, he tries to cut his leg off with shears so he can just regrow a new leg without it. It fails, and the shears break with a piece flying into a water keg by Raditz. For added hilarity Cell was quickly humming his own theme before the failed attempt.

* "New Nail? The box is talking again!"

''([[ThoseTwoGuys the two]] [[VillainousFriendship High-Five each other]])''

'''Zarbon:''' I... I...! ''(buffs to his [[StraightGay monster form]])'' ''I'M GOING '''BALLS''' DEEP!!!''
* The conclusion has Freeza throw the ball at Guru only for it to get stuck in his gut which is counted as it being caught allowing Cell back in. At first, Cell is happy as he starts thanking Guru, only for the ball to bounce out of Guru and hit both Freeza and Cell, making [[DarkhorseVictory Guru the winner]].

'''Burter:''' That means the winner is...\\

** Also, apparently Guru is so heavy that everyone combined, minus Cell and Freeza, could not even lift the fat bastard, even causing Goz to throw out his "everything" in the effort.

'''Guldo:''' ''(shrugging)'' I dunno.

* The [[https://preview.redd.it/2afr9p1ue2f81.jpg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1f8674361018c5dc7c7c67c372525ad9117074 whiteboard diagram]] in general.

'''Raditz:''' [[CallARabbitASmeerp Wuzzat? 'slike a]] [[SpaceX space cow?]]\\

* The Ginyu Force are [[{{Foreshadowing}} lamenting that they had to collar and leash Ginyu]] during the sharing circle, Burter saying that it was the hardest thing they ever had to do:

** After putting a brief stop to the conversation to welcome Cell and Raditz. [[{{Gonk}} Dodoria]] sensually pats the chair and beckons to Raditz when he's assigned to sit next to her, and both Cell ''and'' Freeza are unhappy with being next to each other.

** And Mez tries to ask how the others would feel if somebody genocided ''their'' species. [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder It doesn't work]] since Freeza does that to his own soldiers' planets.

--> '''Cell:''' ''(snorts)'' They can't be that strong if they ''died''. ''({{beat}} as he [[IResembleThatRemark glances down at himself]])'' [[MadeMyselfSad Ah, shit...]]

'''Raditz:''' ''[letting that sentence linger in the air knowing [[LazyBum exactly]] [[TheCaligula who]] [[AdiposeRex Guru]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior is]]]'' ...Uh huh.\\

'''Raditz:''' Never saw it myself, but I heard he was able to stop time while he was alive. [[StoryBreakerPower How do you think he got on the Ginyu Force?]] [[SquishyMage It wasn't his power level]].\\
''([[LampshadeHanging Cell wordlessly places his leg on the counter to gesture at the]] [[PowerLimiter security anklet]] [[FridgeLogic with a peeved look]])''\\

'''Guru:''' More than you know about ''getting me off the '''GOD-DANG FLOOR--''''' ''(Cell mutes him)''

'''Guru:''' ''[[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty You son-of-a-bitch]]''[[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty ... I'm in.]]

* When spinning about to dislodge Guldo, Cell [[GrievousHarmWithABody sends him]] [[FastballSpecial straight into]] [[GroinAttack Recoome's groin.]]

*** King Yemma is labeled [[CallBack "Mahogany?"]].

*** The Ginyu Force, Goz, Mez, and King Yemma are all linked to the [[CallBack Shasta]] cans labeled "Diet?"

--->'''Guru:''' [[JustForPun Nailed it]].

'''Goz:''' Now! Fetch ze spike strip!\\