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** Rocket even [[EveryoneHasStandards tries to give him the benefit of the doubt]] about it before laying into him.

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** Rocket even [[EveryoneHasStandards tries to give him the benefit of the doubt]] about it before laying into him. And even Taserface's henchmen [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't help but laugh with Rocket]].



'''Taserface:''' ''[extravagantly]'' ''IT'S '''METAPHORICAAAAAAAL!'''''\\

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'''Taserface:''' ''[extravagantly]'' ''IT'S '''METAPHORICAAAAAAAL!'''''\\'''''IT'S METAPHORICAAAAAAAL!'''''\\



'''Rocket:''' Uhh, okay. Whatever you say.
** Rocket roasting Taserface for his name in front of his Ravager buddies, despite Rocket being their prisoner, and Taserface's henchmen [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually find it funny]]:
--->'''Rocket:''' ''[sniggering]'' I'm sorry! I am ''so'' sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror, and in all seriousness saying to yourself, ''[super-gruff voice]'' "Y'know what would be a REALLY kickass name? '''''TASERFACE!!!'''''" ''[normal voice]'' That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? '''''"SCROTUMHAT?!"'''''\\

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'''Rocket:''' Uhh, okay. Whatever you say.
** Rocket roasting Taserface for
say.\\
'''Taserface:''' ''[pulls out
his name in front of knife]'' You shut up. You're next. ''[Taserface turns and puts his Ravager buddies, despite Rocket being their prisoner, and Taserface's henchmen [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually find it funny]]:
--->'''Rocket:''' ''[sniggering]''
knife to Yondu's throat]'' Udonta, I have waited a long time to-\\
'''Rocket:''' ''[begins loudly sniggering]''\\
'''Taserface:''' ''[irritated]'' '''WHAT?!'''\\
'''Rocket:''' ''[trying to suppress his laughter]''
I'm sorry! I am ''so'' sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror, and in all seriousness saying to yourself, ''[super-gruff voice]'' "Y'know what would be a REALLY kickass name? '''''TASERFACE!!!'''''" ''[normal voice]'' That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? '''''"SCROTUMHAT?!"'''''\\
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** Gamora tells Groot to run to safety, but all he does is wave to her, to which she humors him by saying "Hi!" back.

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* One of the first things Ego does after meeting Peter is [[ToiletHumor go take a whizz]], which is depicted (at least heard) complete with nonchalant whistling. Now, remember that Ego is a PhysicalGod entirely unbound by biological necessity. There's no reason he has to urinate; he simply wants to.



* One of the first things Ego does after meeting Peter is [[ToiletHumor go take a whizz]], which is depicted (at least heard) complete with nonchalant whistling. Now, remember that Ego is a PhysicalGod entirely unbound by biological necessity. There's no reason he has to urinate; he simply wants to.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj4MviyRHmQ As Peter and Rocket argue over who's the better pilot]], in the middle of a raging space battle no less, Rocket threatens to put a turd in Peter's bed.
-->'''Rocket:''' Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down, there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase. And you're gonna be like, "what's that?", and it's gonna be because ''I put a turd in there!''\\
'''Peter:''' You put your turd in my bed and I shave you!\\
'''Rocket:''' Oh, it won't be ''my'' turd, it'll be ''Drax's''!\\
'''Drax:''' HA HA HA HA! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I have famously huge turds!]]



* Rocket is overjoyed to learn that the Guardians are saving the galaxy again.
-->'''Rocket:''' We're really going to be able to jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers.\\
'''Peter:''' I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes.\\
'''Rocket:''' It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends. Of course I care about the planets, and the buildings, and all the animals on the planets.\\
'''Peter:''' And the people.\\
'''Rocket:''' [[DarthWiki/CrowningMomentOfIndifference Meh]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj4MviyRHmQ As Peter and Rocket argue over who's the better pilot]], in the middle of a raging space battle no less, Rocket threatens to put a turd in Peter's bed.
-->'''Rocket:''' Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down, there's gonna be something squishy in your pillowcase. And you're gonna be like, "what's that?", and it's gonna be because ''I put a turd in there!''\\
'''Peter:''' You put your turd in my bed and I shave you!\\
'''Rocket:''' Oh, it won't be ''my'' turd, it'll be ''Drax's''!\\
'''Drax:''' HA HA HA HA! [[CrossesTheLineTwice I have famously huge turds!]]



* Creator/StanLee makes an appearance telling TheWatcher and two of his compatriots some stories. They are not impressed and renege on their promise to bring him back to Earth, leaving the writer to find his own way home.
** He also brings up the time he was a [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar Fed Ex delivery guy]], which means that ''his appearances have a continuity in the MCU!'' (This leads to a slight continuity error as [=GOTG2=] is set 2 years before then, but WordOfGod does a HandWave saying ''Civil War'' wasn't the first time he's used that disguise).



* Rocket is overjoyed to learn that the Guardians are saving the galaxy again.
-->'''Rocket:''' We're really going to be able to jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers.\\
'''Peter:''' I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes.\\
'''Rocket:''' It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends. Of course I care about the planets, and the buildings, and all the animals on the planets.\\
'''Peter:''' And the people.\\
'''Rocket:''' [[DarthWiki/CrowningMomentOfIndifference Meh]].



* Creator/StanLee makes an appearance telling TheWatcher and two of his compatriots some stories. They are not impressed and renege on their promise to bring him back to Earth, leaving the writer to find his own way home.
** He also brings up the time he was a [[Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar Fed Ex delivery guy]], which means that ''his appearances have a continuity in the MCU!'' (This leads to a slight continuity error as [=GOTG2=] is set 2 years before then, but WordOfGod does a HandWave saying ''Civil War'' wasn't the first time he's used that disguise).

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