History Funny / GingerOrphanPlayhouse

* As a baby, Cooper had parrots on his mobile. Arguably counts as [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]], due to how cute it is, even if it's undercut by [[TearJerker what]] [[TragicBackstory happens]] [[DrivenToSuicide next.]]

* The way everybody just stands around silently and motionlessly, while Cooper gets thrown around the room and attacked by the King Parrot.

-->'''Cooper''': Seriously. Get. Me. The. [[PercisionFStrike Fuck]]! Out! Of! Here!

* The Salesman telling Clinton to use a red feather for cleaning up the blood. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Apparently it'll blend in better.]]

* The long listing the various wonderful things you can do in the basement, all of which are extremely boring.

-->'''The Salesman''': Looks like or is? This is very important.

* The way the orphanage director just does not give a single fuck about the safety, well-being, or even lives of his orphans and only cares about the green he rakes in from his job.
-->'''Orphanage Director''': Look, we can't have a funeral every time somebody doesn't come back.
-->'''Orphan''': Yes, but less orphans means less profits.

* The Salesman telling Clinton to use a red feather for cleaning up the blood.
* The Salesman accidentally wiping his tears away with his shaving feather ... twice.

-->'''Couper''': Groooouuuuund.

* Hank and Carol having a straight-up makeout sess with tongue right in front of a child.
** What arguably makes this better is the fact that said child seems fairly preoccupied with the parrot speaking Captain Trinkett's last words to him. Combined with the fact that the parrot doing so is unexplained makes the whole scene delightfully weird.

* Saltrot Joe being allergic to his hat.
* As a baby, Cooper had parrots on his mobile.
* The Salesman slamming the door, keeping everyone trapped inside.
* The story circle turning into a Satanic sacrifice circle, with everybody developing demon eyes and making an evil chant.
* The horrifying scene of The Salesman killing Clayton in cold blood, while Cooper screams in terror and gets blood splattered on his face, immediately cutting to Madame Trinkett just sleeping in her bed and listening to a happy little tune of Turkey in the Straw on her old record player.

* Carol doing an ape attack on Sandy Socks. Not only is it ridiculous how Carol was doing such a weak and useless attack but the fact that she was doing this to a fucking ''cop''! Good thing Sandy was such a nice person or else she'd be getting arrested on the spot.

** That's fairly amusing on its own, but consider that this case has been going on for quite a while, with Sandy showing particular interest. This has likely been happening for 'years', and [[PoliceAreUseless at no point did she think to take her shades off]].

* Cooper's mom killing herself.

-->'''The Salesman''': Is that why you killed the King Parror, ya guilty glass of sour milk?
-->''[Everyone looks at them]''
-->'''The Salesman''': Uh, ... allegedly.

-->'''Carol''': Hmmm, ... Soooo, how long have you been stranded?
* The police chief cussing at Sandy.
-->'''Police Chief''': OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M WRONG! DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FUCKING BOTHER ANYMORE!
* The revelation as to why Sandy didn't notice the extremely obvious connection between all of the victims.
* The Salesman cutting Cooper off after every other word, while Cooper drops him as a lawyer.

* Hank and Carol's reaction to Madame Trinkett crash landing on the island.
-->'''Hank''': Well, I wish she was as good at ''flying'' as she was at SURVIVING CRASHES!!!

* The revelation that the Salesman's father sold in to the orphanage solely to get another mop. That's only mildly absurd in isolation, but think about it for a second: An untold number of murders, the lack of escape attempts by the orphans, and about half the conflict in the series was all started because of a ''mop.''

* The Salesman's business is doing excellently, with him swinging one of his vacuums in excitement...before [[MomentKiller abruptly]] bludgeoning an innocent woman with said vacuum, cutting off both the [[SuddenSoundtrackStop jaunty music]] and her lifespan. [[BlackComedy The Salesman then proceeds to vacuum up the victim's blood,]] ''[[BlackComedy with the music starting up again and everything.]]''

* The majority of the episode is oddly amusing through its sheer awkwardness, essentially being a completely aimless conversation between a senile old woman and a young boy who's ''really'' not interested in the conversation.

* The Salesman's business is doing excellently, with him swinging one of his vacuums in excitement...before [[MomentKiller abruptly]] bludgeoning an innocent woman with said vacuum, cutting off both the [[SuddenSoundtrackStop the jaunty music]] and her lifespan. [[BlackComedy The Salesman then proceeds to vacuum up the victim's blood,]] ''[[BlackComedy with the music starting up again and everything.]]''

* During the titular shanty, a young Madame longingly stares at a framed picture of her offshore [[spoiler:and soon to be deceased]] husband, patiently waiting for him to return by her side. [[MoodWhiplash And then she]] [[CallForward starts scratching at it.]]