History Funny / GameOfThronesSeasonFiveToEight

** Better yet, given the difference in height between Sophie Turner and Emilia Clarke,[[note]]Turner is 5'9" (176.25 cm), and Clarke is 5'2" (157.5 cm)[[/note]] Sansa's instant dissaproval of Daenerys can be translated as "Really? Jon fell in love with that midget?".

* While Ramsay shooting Wun Wun in the eye is a very sad moment, Ramsay himself ruins it. It's unlikely he ever learned the giant's name, but he extends a new offer of [[IncrediblyLamePun one-on-one combat]].

** In a case of BlackComedy IncrediblyLamePun, the event certainly gives another meaning to "King's Landing".

** Tyrion made a secret entrance to sneak in prostitutes. It's a [[IncrediblyLamePun hoe-door]].

* As Gregor is choking Sandor against the wall, Sandor pulls a dagger out and starts stabbing Gregor into every vital area he can. Gregor, being an undead monster, doesn't even flinch at any of these wounds, prompting the Hound to yell in frustration "FUCKING DIE!" with all the conviction of a child trying to beat his big brother in video games.

-->'''Cersei:''' [[IronicEcho Shame.]] [[FateWorseThanDeath Shame.]] [[KickTheSonOfABitch Shame.]]

** This is even more hilarious as Tyrion convinces everyone that the new king should be elected by the High Lords each time the old one dies from King Bran the Broken and on-wards. Given what happened in our world, it's pretty inevitable that this will eventually lead to democratic republics being formed centuries down the line.

* Grey Worm demands that Tyrion be punished for his crimes and King Bran does... by making him Hand of the King. Tyrion's response to it is AnythingButThat The thing is that Grey Worm doesn't demand Tyrion be punished until AFTER Tyrion refuses to which King Bran explains why it's a punishment. Tyrion practically started this whole mess, so he will spend the rest of his life fixing it. It's clear that Tyrion and Greyworm just fell into [[TheOmniscient Bran's]] [[DreamingOfThingsToCome trap]] and both of them have to accept this decision.

* Tyrion sits down to get ready for the Council meeting, then gets up to fix the positioning of the chairs. Then Davos and Bronn come in and scrap and drag the chairs out of position, much to his annoyance.

* Tyrion speaks to an Unsullied soldier who is guarding Jaime in broken Valyrian. The guard just stares at him, trying to make sense on what he's saying. When Tyrion tries to talk to him again in Valyrian, the guard informs him that he can speak in the Common Tongue.

** Better yet, given the difference on height between Sophie Turner and Emilia Clarke, Sansa's instant dissaproval of Daenerys can be translated as "Really? Jon fell in love with that midget?".

** The fact that the first thing the Wight do after getting out of the box is running directly to Cersei, with the obvious intention to kill her, followed with Cersei's OhCrap reaction. What's funnier is how a lot of problems could've solved had them allowed the Wight to kill Cersei.