History Funny / GIJoe

10th Dec '15 4:37:21 PM TitoMosquito
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* In ''GIJoe TheMovie'', the movie's head writer Buzz Dixon manages one ''in the commentary track'' during Duke's [[strike:death]] "coma" scene, when he quotes, verbatim, [[Creator/MontyPython John Cleese's "Dead Parrot" monologue]] in protest of [[ExecutiveMeddling Hasbro balking at Duke dying at the last minute after seeing the reaction to]] [[WesternAnimation/TransformersTheMovie Optimus Prime dying]] and demanding the script be changed via some last-minute vocal inserts.



* Because he had his own "Declassified" mini-series, the only thing Snake-Eyes does in ''GIJoe: Declassified'' is... [[YouGetMeCoffee make coffee for Hawk]]. Which he does so using C4.

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* Because he had his own "Declassified" mini-series, the only thing Snake-Eyes does in ''GIJoe: ''G.I. Joe: Declassified'' is... [[YouGetMeCoffee make coffee for Hawk]]. Which he does so using C4.
10th Dec '15 4:18:51 PM TitoMosquito
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* Cobra Commander's dialogue after Serpentor threw Dr. Mindbender and Destro out of his way in the final episode of the "Serpentor Rises!" arc.
-->"Don't be such a cry-baby, Mindbender. If your Emperor is a weakling, we better learn about it now. Come on Slaughter, kick his face in!
** Also in the same episode, Sgt. Slaughter goads Serpentor into a fight, leading to the Sarge running through the halls of a Cobra Base being chased by Serpentor on a hover platform. The pair bowl through the Dreadnoks, who sit on the floor in astonishment as they disappear, followed by Dr. Mindbender, Destro, Tomax, Xamot, and a bunch of other high-ranking Cobra [[{{Mooks}} members]], all trying to catch up. And then, strolling along casually, Cobra Commander humming "La di da di da", clearly enjoying the complete chaos caused by his usurper.
* A majority of "Cold Slither", which involves Cobra filming a music video so they can brainwash the viewers.
-->'''Destro''': It is taking longer to dress these morons than it took to record the song.

-->'''Union Rep''': Excuse me, sir, but we are now into overtime and the union rules specifically state-- (''Cobra Commander {{Neck Lift}}s him'')
-->'''Cobra Commander''': The only 'union' they should be concerned with is the one between their heads and their shoulders!
** While filming the video, the Dreadnoks start trashing the set and their instruments. The Union Rep screams, "Oh man, we're going ''way'' over-budget!" The director calls them barbarians and orders them to stop, but Cobra Commander kicks him away and screams, "No, fool! This is what I want! Keep rolling!"
-->'''Scarlett''': Repeat after me: "Cobra Commander is a clown!"
-->'''Brainwashed Fans''': Cobra Commander is a clown!
* Cobra Commander's response to Flint and Lady Jaye taking out his henchmen so quickly in "Eu de Cobra."
-->'''Cobra Commander''': Morons! I have ''morons'' on my payroll!
* In "Grey Hairs and Growing Pains", Flint calls several Joes in for a covert assignment, but they make incredibly flashy entrances, much to the amazement of the civilians and Flint's annoyance. Then we get the nature of the assignment:
-->'''Beach Head''': You dragged us 3,000 miles just to watch commercials!?



* "Once Upon A Joe" is full of these...
** The Dreadnoks (minus Zartan) [[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext fighting over mints]].
--->'''One Dreadnok:''' ''(physical attack)'' "BREATH MINT!"
--->'''Another Dreadnok:''' ''(attacks the previous Dreadnok)'' "CANDY MINT!"
** Shipwreck's [[HerCodeNameWasMarySue story]] filled with so many plot holes that even one of the kids kept pointing them out.
*** Not to mention the in-story counterparts of Leatherhead and Wet-Suit having ''the same argument as the Dreadnoks'', with a "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Rabbit of Seville]]"-style SerialEscalation of weapons, but [[UpToEleven with military hardware]].
** The LampshadeHanging of the MacGuffin device at the beginning of the episode:
--->'''Shipwreck:''' "What's a MacGuffin device?"
--->'''Beachhead:''' "That's Top Secret!"
--->'''Shipwreck:''' "You don't know either, huh?"
* "My Brother's Keeper" has a number of them being that it actually had Sgt. Slaughter attending a sci-fi convention with Sci-Fi (the Joe of the same name). One incident in particular takes place at a Cobra base, when the duo end up alerting the Dreadnoks to their presence... who apparently just left in the middle of their lunch break. During the usual shouting of "COBRA!", one takes a bite of the sandwich he's holding before he even finishes the cry.
* The end of the second part of "Captives of Cobra". The Joes have successfully thwarted Cobra's attempt to use some of the Joes' family members as mind-controlled [[HumanShield Human Shields]], only to discover that the snakes got info on one last G.I. Joe member: Gung-Ho. However, Cobra's attempt to abduct members of his family results in them being... ''[[RaginCajun enthusiastically]]'' [[RaginCajun invited to dinner]].
** Cobra's lack of success with Scarlett's family was also hilarious. (Her father and her seven brothers are all karate instructors.)
* This exchange from "Arise, Serpentor, Arise!":
--->'''Mainframe:''' Beach Head, I wanna talk to you about your deodorant
--->'''Beachhead:''' What do you mean? I don't use deodorant!
--->'''Mainframe:''' That's what I wanna talk to you about!
7th Jul '15 10:52:12 AM nombretomado
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*** Not to mention the in-story counterparts of Leatherhead and Wet-Suit having ''the same argument as the Dreadnoks'', with a "[[LooneyTunes Rabbit of Seville]]"-style SerialEscalation of weapons, but [[UpToEleven with military hardware]].

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*** Not to mention the in-story counterparts of Leatherhead and Wet-Suit having ''the same argument as the Dreadnoks'', with a "[[LooneyTunes "[[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Rabbit of Seville]]"-style SerialEscalation of weapons, but [[UpToEleven with military hardware]].
24th Apr '15 1:30:59 AM fruitstripegum
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* This exchange from "Arise, Serpentor, Arise!":
--->'''Mainframe:''' Beach Head, I wanna talk to you about your deodorant
--->'''Beachhead:''' What do you mean? I don't use deodorant!
--->'''Mainframe:''' That's what I wanna talk to you about!
1st Feb '15 8:10:10 PM RichardX1
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--->'''One Dreadnok:''' ''(physical attack)'' "BREATH MINT!"
--->'''Another Dreadnok:''' ''(attacks the previous Dreadnok)'' "CANDY MINT!"


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*** Not to mention the in-story counterparts of Leatherhead and Wet-Suit having ''the same argument as the Dreadnoks'', with a "[[LooneyTunes Rabbit of Seville]]"-style SerialEscalation of weapons, but [[UpToEleven with military hardware]].
1st Feb '15 8:05:52 PM RichardX1
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** The LampshadeHanging of the MacGuffin device at the beginning of the episode:
--->'''Shipwreck:''' "What's a MacGuffin device?"
--->'''Beachhead:''' "That's Top Secret!"
--->'''Shipwreck:''' "You don't know either, huh?"
12th Nov '14 9:44:55 AM chuckg
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** Cobra's lack of success with Scarlett's family was also hilarious. (Her father and her seven brothers are all karate instructors.)
5th Oct '14 5:29:36 PM RichardX1
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* The end of the second part of "Captives of Cobra". The Joes have successfully thwarted Cobra's attempt to use some of the Joes' family members as mind-controlled [[HumanShield Human Shields]], only to discover that the snakes got info on one last G.I. Joe member: Gung-Ho. However, Cobra's attempt to abduct members of his family results in them being... ''[[RaginCajun enthusiastically]]'' [[RaginCajun invited to dinner]].
22nd Feb '14 3:25:26 PM nightshade1218
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* "My Brother's Keeper" has a number of them being that it actually had Sgt. Slaugher attending a sci-fi convention with Sci-Fi (the Joe of the same name). One incident in particular takes place at a Cobra base, when the duo end up alerting the Dreadnoks to their presence... who apparently just left in the middle of their lunch break. During the usual shouting of "COBRA!", one takes a bite of the sandwich he's holding before he even finishes the cry.

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* "My Brother's Keeper" has a number of them being that it actually had Sgt. Slaugher Slaughter attending a sci-fi convention with Sci-Fi (the Joe of the same name). One incident in particular takes place at a Cobra base, when the duo end up alerting the Dreadnoks to their presence... who apparently just left in the middle of their lunch break. During the usual shouting of "COBRA!", one takes a bite of the sandwich he's holding before he even finishes the cry.
22nd Feb '14 3:24:27 PM nightshade1218
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* "My Brother's Keeper" has a number of them being that it actually had Sgt. Slaugher attending a sci-fi convention with Sci-Fi (the Joe of the same name). One incident in particular takes place at a Cobra base, when the duo end up alerting the Dreadnoks to their presence... who apparently just left in the middle of their lunch break. During the usual shouting of "COBRA!", one takes a bite of the sandwich he's holding before he even finishes the cry.
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