History Funny / FuturamaSeason1

'''Guard Robot #1''' (forcefully): '''CHOOSE!'''\\

'''Guard Robot #2''' (deeper, more electronic): '''NO! IT IS THE ''BAD'' KIND OF PUPPY!'''\\

'''Farnsworth''' (dismissively): They're not fans.

Leela and Fry find the entrance to Robot Hell.

Just the notion that in the future, even the robotic personification of evil must abide by governmental regulations.

* When The Professor is on the phone:

-->'''Fry:''' Hey Professor, great jerky!\\

* "I'm afraid my half-brother is correct, for you see, I have a terrible secret, and that secret i-"''(the image cuts out)'' [...] "To re-iterate, my terrible secret is-" ''(the signal cuts out again)''

'''Estate agent:''' Oh, no catch. ''(his smile vanishes, and he looks regretful)'' Although we are technically in New Jersey.\\
''(SmashCut to Fry, Bender, and Leela back at Planet Express, looking defeated)''\\

*
-->'''Zapp''': We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? ({{beat}}) Kif, I'm asking you a question!

* In "Fear Of A Bot Planet", the utterly bizarre chaos that ensues when one of the balls goes into a hole in the field during a Blernsball game. Numerous balls get shot onto the field at high speeds, a player rides a ''{{Franchise/Tron}}''-esque motorbike over the bases (which then ''[[MadeOfExplodium explode]]''), and a giant tarantula is ridden on to the field by a player. Even better is the fact that the whole mess was predated by this exchange:
-->'''Fry:''' Hey I'm starting to get the hang of this game! The blerns are loaded, the count's three blerns and two anti-blerns and the infield blern rule is in effect, right?\\
'''Leela:''' Except for the word "blern" that was complete gibberish.

'''Zoidberg:''' Alright, alright, give me one of your young on a roll.\\

'''Guard Robot #2''': Which of the following would you most prefer? A) a puppy, B) a pretty flower from your sweetie, or C) a large, properly formatted, data file?\\

'''Robot Elder 2:''' I don't- ''(notices Fry, Leela and Bender are escaping)'' HEY, they're getting away!

'''Robot 2:''' Yeah, it was a real chick-flick.

-->'''Fry:''' Boring? Baseball wasn't-... so they finally jazzed it up, huh?

-->''They say madness runs in our family. Why, some even called ''me'' mad. And why? Because I dare to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen, with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of-'' (walks offscreen)

-->'''Mom:''' Holy hell! You're going to '''eat''' them? [changes demeanor to nice] Oh, well, just make sure you eat them all. You're a growing boy. Toodle-oo! [leaves, switches back to mean] Dumb ass!

-->'''Bender:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Thank you, and goodnight.]]

* "The repulsive barge circled the oceans for 50 years but no country would accept it, not even that really filthy one. You know the one I mean."

-->'''Fry:''' You got that off the Internet? In my day [[TheInternetIsForPorn the Internet was only used to download pornography]].\\

'''Woman in video:''' Now that the garbage is in space, doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.\\

* The simple scene when Fry goes to press the "Launch" button (surrounded by a bull's-eye, no less), and misses.

--> '''Leela:''' Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?!?

* When meeting the Music/BeastieBoys, Fry gushes that he has all their 5 albums.

-->''They say madness runs in our family. Why, some even called ''me'' mad. Do you know why? Because I dare to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen, with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood out of-'' (walks offscreen)

Mom's reaction when she realizes Fry's true intentions:

* When looking for Gunther, Fry thinks he spots him in a tree. The Professor, in a surprising burst of motion, tosses a gas grenade into a tree. Several birds fall out, followed by a tiger. The Professor reassures Fry they're just tranquilized, and will be fine once it wears off. Then, just when they leave, an ''elephant'' falls out of the tree as well.

Just the notion that in the future, even the robotic personification of evil must abide by human rights regulations.

Just the notion that in the future, even the robotic personification of evil must abide by human rights regulations.
--> '''Leela:''' Wait, what fiddle contest?
--> [*groans*] '''Robot Devil:''' The 'Fairness In Hell Act of 2275' requires me to inform you...

--> '''Leela:''' Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey!

* The fiddle contest. Leela performs horribly, only to take the fiddle and hit the Robot Devil over the head with it. ("[[PreAsskickingOneLiner Time for the drum solo!]]") His high-pitched girly scream is unexpected and hysterical. He repeats it when Leela has to drop the solid gold fiddle from above and it falls on his head yet again.

** The man has a stereotypical [[BigApplesauce New York]] accent, and the woman sounds like Fran Drescher.