History Funny / Frozen2013

** The fact that they actually reference Joan of Arc, who was ''burned'' at the stake, in a film about coldness and snow is kinda funny in a darkly ironic way. Added irony/pun because she told a picture to hang in there.

-->'''Princess Anna:''' [[WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent Snow!]] [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes It had to be snow!]] She couldn't have had tropical magic that covered the f-fjords in white sand and warm...[''sees the smoke coming from the chimney of Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna'']...[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption fire!]] ''[Anna immediately slips and falls into the creek]'' Cold! Cold-cold-cold-cold-cold-cold! ''[She staggers the rest of the way to Oaken's front porch with her skirt frozen stiff]''

* At the end, when Hans expresses disbelief that Anna survived, citing her frozen heart, Anna coolly retorts that "[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The only frozen heart around here is]] ''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome yours]]''!" and turns around with dignity... and then one second later turns ''back'' and [[MyFistForgivesYou punches him in the face so hard]] he tumbles off the ship they're currently standing on. Someone paused that scene [[http://balconyscene.tumblr.com/post/74106557932 at exactly the right time]]. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Extra points for actually pulling him closer first, feisty pants.]]

* The looks that Anna and Elsa exchange from across the room while Anna's dancing with the Duke. Especially Anna's end of it, since she's giving Elsa this cheeky little grin that pretty much says "I'm gonna kill you for this." And when Anna gets back, she's so out of breath that she sticks her tongue out for a moment to show just how out of breath she is! Of course Elsa just laughs, the stinker.

* The entirety of "In Summer", Olaf's song about wanting to experience the summers he has always heard about. Done in the style of a [[BusbyBerkeleyNumber Busby-Berkeley Rankin-Bass TV special dance number]], with cartoon-ish seagulls as backup dancers. We see Olaf in shades, in a hot tub, playing on the beach, dancing around sand people, and relaxing on a picnic blanket! And Olaf is ''completely unaware he'll melt in this weather'', yet he's so happy and enthusiastic about how much fun he thinks he'll have! When he gets to the line "Winter's a good time to stay home and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a--", he skirts around the mention of the word "puddle" as he approaches one, and instead jumps over it and belts out "[[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion HAPPY SNOWMAN]]!"
** Throughout the song, there are lines like "And I'll do ''whatever snow does''... in SUMMEERRRRR!", which only hammer in the DramaticIrony.

** Not merely the sheer BlackComedy of having a snowman dancing around on a sunny day...but literally every single thing Olaf does during the song is something ''that is only going to make him melt faster''.

** Immediately before the shot at his unmanly blondness:
--->'''Troll Kid:''' Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?\\
'''Anna:''' [[TooMuchInformation I did not need to know that.]]

** Just before the song, several trolls demonstrate their accomplishments:
--->'''Young Troll 1:''' I grew a mushroom!\\
'''Young Troll 2:''' I got my fire crystal!\\
'''Gruff Troll:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick I passed a kidney stone.]] [''produces a kidney stone about the size of one of his fingers'']

** When the trolls sing that Kristoff has "a couple of bugs", Kristoff protests, "No I don't!", while Sven seems to have [[LiteralMinded taken the remark literally]] and is scratching himself.
* When Bulda rolls up to Anna, [[https://www.pinterest.com/pin/461196818065253696/ "Bright eyes, working nose, strong teeth!" Almost like she's inspecting a horse.]] Remember we've already had a couple of jokes about Kristoff's unshakable smell (WordOfGod is that he smells of reindeer) - even the Trolls have noticed it. So this means the Trolls are checking to just be sure that Anna actually has a sense of smell.

* (''after accidentally walking straight into an icicle'') [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction "Oh, look at that. I've been impaled."]]

** At Olaf's line "The sky will be blue / And you guys will be there, too!" Anna and Kristoff are seen having a picnic lunch, holding [[DagwoodSandwich ridiculously large sandwiches]] and still wearing their winter clothing. Both of them look incredibly confused as to ''what'' exactly they are even doing here. Sven, however, pays no mind and just digs into a cherry pie.

* When Anna is telling Kristoff about Elsa's reaction to her engagement, Kristoff is in disbelief that Anna got engaged to a guy she just met and they have this exchange:
-->'''Kristoff:''' Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?\\
[''{{beat}}'']\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Yyyeeeeess, they did. [''scoots away to her side of the seat as if suddenly self-aware that Kristoff is a stranger'']

* Anna is.... [[{{Adorkable}} pretty damn funny and cute when she's acting awkward]].
** In the middle of "For the First Time In Forever", while she's singing about how excited she is for the gates to open: "Don't know if I'm elated or [[ToiletHumor gassy]], but I'm somewhere in that zone!"
** Anna going back to the room of paintings and imitating the positions of all the women in them. While singing about her being "the picture of sophisticated grace", to boot. She even drapes herself up in a curtain at one point, saying "Tonight imagine me gowned and all, fetchingly draped against the wall!" And whacks herself in the face with a cord while doing so. Even better, it looks like [[BigSisterWorship she's trying to imitate Elsa]] by doing that. If you listen carefully, she's also doing a brief imitation of Elsa's dark-toned vocal style!
** Right after talking about sophisticated grace, and with [[SweetTooth a mouth full of chocolates]]: "I wanna stuff some chockwit im my fashe!"
** Anna being impressed at the sheer number of salad plates.
* Anna [[NotWhatItLooksLike ends up on top of Hans in a precariously balanced rowboat]].
-->'''Prince Hans:''' Oh, boy! Uh...\\
'''Princess Anna:''' This is awkward. Not ''you're'' awkward, but just because ''we're''...''I'm'' awkward-- you're gorgeous. [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Wait, what?]]\\
'''Prince Hans:''' I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the Princess of Arendelle with my horse... and for every moment after.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' No. No, no. It's fine. I'm not ''that'' princess. I mean, if you'd hit my sister Elsa, it would be like... yeesh! 'Cause, you know... ''[she turns and pats Hans's horse]'' Hello. ''[to Hans]'' But, lucky you, it's...it's just me.\\
'''Prince Hans:''' ''[chuckles]'' Just you?
** Also the CallBack to it at the end of the movie.
--->'''Kristoff:''' Like it? I ''love'' it! [''he picks her up and twirls her''] I could kiss you! I could. I mean, I'd like to. I - may I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?\\
'''Anna:''' [''kisses him on the cheek''] We may.

* Kai announces at the end that Elsa has declared that Arendelle will "no longer do business of any sort with Weasel Town." Kai makes it clear that he is ''deliberately'' pronouncing it as "Weasel Town" (WESELTON! It's WESELTON!!)... just to piss off the Duke a little more after everything he's done![[note]]Assuming Elsa hasn't ''deliberately'' miswritten the phrase. She ''is'' Queen - it's her decision, after all! - and the Duke has ''literally just tried to take advantage of her Kingdom '''and''' her absence, so she'd be entitled to be a little ticked off.[[/note]]

* Kai announces at the end that Elsa has declared that Arendelle will "no longer do business of any sort with Weasel Town." Kai makes it clear that he is ''deliberately'' pronouncing it as "Weasel Town" (WESELTON! It's WESELTON!!)... just to piss off the Duke a little more after everything he's done!

''[Cuts to Oaken walking out the front door with Kristoff slung over his shoulder]''\\
'''Kristoff:''' Okay! Okay! I'm out! ''[Oaken throws him about ten feet through the air]'' WHOOOOA!!! ''[Kristoff lands face first in the snow]''\\

* TheStinger. Marshmallow finds Elsa's discarded tiara and puts it on his head.

* Anna falls into a creek, and is muttering, "Cold-cold-cold-cold!" as her dress gets frozen stiff, and her staggering in that frozen dress the rest of the way to Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna. Her dress is so stiff she has to rotate her entire body 90 degrees just to navigate up the last step.
** ''(large amount of snow falls on top of her)'' "Really!?" ([[MissingTrailerScene only shown in the trailer]], it's a frustrated "ugh..." in the movie.)
* Anna interrupts Kristoff just as he's finishing his lullaby to Sven and uses her royal authority as the Crown Princess to insist he help her find Elsa. She's trying to channel Elsa and not doing a very good job at it.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Nice duet. [''Kristoff is startled'']\\
'''Kristoff:''' Ah! Oh, it's just you. What do you want?\\
'''Princess Anna:''' I want you to take me up the North Mountain. [''Kristoff sighs and falls back on a hay bale, putting his scarf over his eyes to use as a sleep mask'']\\
'''Kristoff:''' I don't take people places.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Let me rephrase that. [''throws a sack at Kristoff''] Take me up the North Mountain...please. [''Kristoff finds Anna has purchased the rope and axe he was trying to buy earlier''] Look, I know how to stop this winter. [''Kristoff sighs in defeat'']\\
'''Kristoff:''' We leave at dawn. And you forgot the carrots for Sven. [''Anna throws another bag, this one containing the carrots, and it lands on his face'']\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Oh, sorry! Sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't...[''she clears her throat, and puts her arms on her hips''] We leave ''now''. Right now. ''[Anna leaves and leans back against the side of the barn, exhaling, while Kristoff and Sven share another carrot]''
* Anna tries to help Kristoff fight off the wolves that try to ambush the sled. They can't help but argue ''while'' fighting:
-->'''Princess Anna:''' What do we do?!\\
'''Kristoff:''' I got this! Just... don't fall off and don't get eaten.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' But I wanna help!\\
'''Kristoff:''' No!\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Why not?!\\
'''Kristoff:''' Because I don't trust your judgement!\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Excuse me?!\\
'''Kristoff:''' ''[kicks away a wolf]'' Who marries a man she just met?!\\
'''Princess Anna:''' ''[brandishes Kristoff's lute]'' IT'S TRUE LOVE!!\\
'''Kristoff:''' Whoa! ''[Anna swings the lute like it's a baseball bat to club another wolf]'' Whoa! ''[Another wolf grabs Kristoff and yanks him off the sled by the arm]''\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Christopher! ''[Kristoff is now being dragged behind the sled]''\\
'''Kristoff:''' It's KRISTOFF! ''[Anna uses the lantern to light up a bedroll and tosses it at the two wolves trying to maul Kristoff]''\\
'''Princess Anna:''' DUCK! ''[Kristoff pulls himself back onto the sled]''\\
'''Kristoff:''' You almost set me on fire!\\
'''Princess Anna:''' But I didn't!

* As Anna is excitedly dragging Kristoff along blindfolded, she runs him into a pole.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Sorry!

* And then [[https://web.archive.org/web/20140822203333/https://kaen-daughter-of-loki.tumblr.com/post/76773802898/ging-ler-sisterbutters-i-paused-frozen-and-i someone paused it at just the right time.]]
* During "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" when young Anna is so bored that she says she started talking to the paintings.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Hang in there, [[UsefulNotes/JoanOfArc Joan]].
** The fact that they actually reference Joan of Arc, who was ''burned'' at the stake, in a film about coldness and snow is kinda funny in a darkly ironic way. Added irony/pun because she told a picture to hang in there.
** And in another moment, when she sings about watching the hours tick by, ''she starts making tick tock noises with her tongue.'' While her eyes are following the clock's pendulum, [[HypnoPendulum almost like she's getting hypnotized]].

* Early on, during the coronation day prep...Princess Anna, who is NotAMorningPerson.
** To elaborate: at the end of the lengthy tracking shot through Arendelle (during which we see Kristoff share a carrot with Sven; and the Duke of Weselton boasts of seeking to exploit Arendelle's riches, then asks his bodyguards "[[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Did I say that out loud?]]"), two foreign noblemen are seen walking towards the castle:
--->'''Irish Dignitary:''' Oh, me sore eyes can't wait to see the queen and the princess! I bet they're absolutely lovely.\\
'''Spanish Dignitary:''' I bet they are ''beautiful''!\\
''[[[DescriptionCut Cuts to a snoring Anna, fast asleep, with fantastically bad bedhead, drooling, and with a lock of hair in her mouth.]]]''\\
'''Kai:''' [''knocking''] Princess Anna?\\
'''Princess Anna:''' [''snorts''] Huh?! ''[sits up]''\\
'''Kai:''' Princess Anna?\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Yeah...?\\
'''Kai:''' Sorry to wake you, but-\\
'''Princess Anna:''' No, no, no, no! You didn't! [''yawns''] [[BlatantLies I've been up for hours!]] [''She promptly dozes off, then snaps herself awake''] Who is it?!\\
'''Kai:''' ...It's still me, ma'am. The gates will open soon. Time to get ready.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' [''rubs sleep out of her eyes''] Of course! ''[spits hair out of her mouth]'' Ahem.....Ready for what?\\
'''Kai:''' Your sister's coronation, ma'am.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' My sister's... corneration...\\
[''she sees her coronation ballgown; her eyes bolt wide open'']\\
'''Princess Anna:''' ''[gasps]'' It's coronation day! [''she jumps out of bed'']
** Even funnier, when Anna is sitting up, she sounds more annoyed than tired.
* At the end, when Hans expresses disbelief that Anna survived, citing her frozen heart, Anna coolly retorts that "[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech The only frozen heart around here is]] ''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome yours]]''!" and turns around with dignity... and then one second later turns ''back'' and [[MyFistForgivesYou punches him in the face so hard]] he tumbles off the ship they're currently standing on. Someone paused that scene [[http://balconyscene.tumblr.com/post/74106557932 at exactly the right time]]. [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Extra points for actually pulling him closer first, feisty pants.]]
* The split second [[http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/File:Tumblr_n0pu6mdbm91r2wefoo1_500.png before]] her fist connects with Hans's face is pretty funny too: you can see in Hans' eyes he's thinking, [[OhCrap "Not in the face!"]].

* Kristoff pouts like a child, "Oh, ''come on!'' It's a palace made of ''ice!'' Ice is my ''life!''"
* As a child, when Anna wakes up in the middle of the night and begs Elsa to play with her. Just the way she [[ChewingTheScenery dramatically rolls around in mock angst]] when Elsa tells her to go back to sleep and protests, "I just can't! The sky's awake, so ''I'm'' awake, so we ''have'' to ''play''!" is adorable and funny.
* When Elsa and Anna are being formally announced to all the bowing dignitaries, Anna walks in with a big smile and a little wave. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And one of the ladies in the front waves back.]]

* Anna trudges through knee deep snow and gripes about how she wishes Elsa had the ability to turn the country into a tropic oasis instead of a winter wasteland:
-->'''Princess Anna:''' [[WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent Snow!]] [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes It had to be snow!]] She couldn't have had tropical magic that covered the f-fjords in white sand and warm...[''sees the smoke coming from the chimney of Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna'']...[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption fire!]] ''[Anna immediately slips and falls into the creek]'' Cold! Cold-cold-cold-cold-cold-cold! ''[She staggers the rest of the way to Oaken's front porch with her skirt frozen stiff]''
* Anna explaining to Elsa upon realising that she doesn't realise she froze the kingdom over: "You kind of set off an eternal winter... everywhere."

* Doubles as a TearJerker due to the fact that it was just after Elsa refuses Anna's blessing, but her reaction to Hans asking to talk to her is priceless.
-->'''Hans:''' Your Majesty, if I may ease your-.\\
'''Elsa:''' No, you may not, and I think you should go.
* The way she cuts Hans off, [[http://frozenartscapes.tumblr.com/post/181220383258/firelordhans-i-will-forever-wonder-what-hans you have to wonder just what Hans was about to say to get Elsa to change her mind]].
* Kai announces at the end that Elsa has declared that Arendelle will "no longer do business of any sort with Weasel Town." Kai makes it clear that he is ''deliberately'' pronouncing it as "Weasel Town" (WESELTON! It's WESELTON!!)... just to piss off the Duke a little more after everything he's done!

* The fact that even [[TheStoic Elsa]] [[ActuallyPrettyFunny can't resist laughing]] at the Duke of Weasel Town (Weselton)'s [[DodgyToupee toupee coming off]] when he bows. If you listen carefully, Anna clasps her hands to her mouth, but Elsa ''snorts.''

* When Anna takes the jump ''before'' Kristoff finishes counting down, she yanks him off the cliff with her so fast that a perfect snow outline of him is seen for about a second before falling.
-->'''Kristoff:''' ... that happened.
** Before that scene you see Anna saying she is raring to go as Kristoff counts down.
---> '''Anna:''' ''I was BORN ready!''\\
'''Kristoff:''' [''completely deadpan''] Calm down.
** Then there's the fact that she seems to take the tree that Marshmallow launches at them as the cue to jump while screaming, "TREE!"...

* The best part is that every time Kristoff has to "argue" with him, Sven ''always'' "wins". Which is kind of endearing, since Sven also represents Kristoff's conscience, which means that he's doing what he believes is right.

* Kristoff's sleigh is destroyed when he and Anna must scale a chasm to escape a pack of hungry wolves:
-->'''Kristoff:''' [''lip wobbling''] No! [[ActionInsuranceGag But I just paid it off!]]
** And then it [[MadeOfExplodium bursts into flames]], in a snow drift.
** At the end of the movie, Elsa gets Kristoff a much needed replacement sled for the one he just lost. Anna delivers her dialogue like she's a car salesman:
--->'''Anna:''' I owe you a sled.\\
'''Kristoff:''' [''surprised''] Are you serious?\\
'''Princess Anna:''' YES! And it's the latest model.\\
'''Kristoff:''' No, I can't accept this.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' You have to. No returns, no exchanges; Queen's orders. She's named you the official Arendelle Ice Master and Deliverer.\\
'''Kristoff:''' What? That's not a thing!\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Oh, sure it is. And it even has a {{cup holder|s}}. Do you like it?
* "Reindeers are Better Than People"- it's just Kristoff being his goofy self in private. Especially when he does Sven's "part". Basically, he sings a song about how all humans except him are obnoxious, and reindeer are better, then pretends Sven is agreeing with him. Kristoff then adds that at least humans ''smell'' better, then [[SelfDeprecation sings in his Sven voice, "That's once again true for all except you".]]

* Near the end, Sven is encouraging Kristoff to go back and tell Anna he loves her and Kristoff protests that Hans is Anna's true love. Sven just looks at him like "Really?"
* Blink-and-you'll-miss-it, but when Olaf first shows up, Anna and Kristoff can't see him but they can hear him. They both look at Sven in confusion as if for a moment they think ''he's'' the one talking. Sven just grins at them happily with his antlers covered in jingly weeping willow vines. Their expressions of mutual confusion are priceless.
* Plus the little StealthPun of a reindeer going crazy over something that sounds like ''jingle bells''.
* Kristoff [[FunnyBackgroundEvent examines Olaf's twig hand while the latter is talking to Anna, and it slaps him.]]
* Kristoff's reaction during the introduction with Olaf. The little smirk when he thinks Olaf doesn't recognize a reindeer is amusing on its own, but it's his silent "WTF" reaction to realizing that he is the "funny looking donkey" that really sells the scene.
* Sven having a grand old time making the ice-drop-covered willow trees' dangling vines tinkle and gleam, by whipping them around with his antlers.

* Anna [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender falls into a creek]], and is muttering, "Cold-cold-cold-cold!" as her dress gets frozen stiff, and her staggering in that frozen dress the rest of the way to Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna. Her dress is so stiff she has to rotate her entire body 90 degrees just to navigate up the last step.

* Kai announces at the end that Elsa has declared that Arendelle will "no longer do business with Weasel Town." Kai makes it clear that he is ''deliberately'' pronouncing it as "Weasel Town" (WESELTON! It's WESELTON!!)... just to piss off the Duke a little more after everything he's done!

* Elsa ropes Anna into dancing with the [[HateSink Duke of Weselton]]. With that smile she gives to Anna, she's an even worse {{Troll}} than the [[IncrediblyLamePun trolls]]!

-->'''Anna:''' ''Actually, we're not.''\\

* At the beginning, Olaf is bored with all the snow being white and wants to dye some of it. While thinking about popular colours for it, he considers yellow, but then he remembers that YellowSnow is associated with pee and decides against it.

* Pretty much the whole first encounter with Marshmallow:
-->'''Anna:''' ''[begins forming a snowball]'' It is not nice TO THROW PEOPLE! ''[Kristoff grabs hold of her]''\\
'''Kristoff:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty pants! Okay, relax. Just calm down! Calm down!\\
'''Anna:''' Okay! Alright! I'm okay!\\
'''Kristoff:''' Just let the snowman be!\\
'''Anna:''' I'm calm. ''[Kristoff lets her go and turns]''\\
'''Kristoff:''' Great. ''[Anna suddenly yells and tosses the snowball at Marshmallow. [[BerserkButton He flies into a furious rage and begins to chase them]]]'' Oh, come on! See?! Now you made him mad!
** If you're paying attention, you'll see that Marshmallow watches the snowball hit him with a deadpan look on his face, only flying into said rage a second after the tiny impact.
** Just before the "watch out for my butt" line mentioned in Olaf's section, Marshmallow throws Olaf's head, prompting him to say, "Heads up!".
** If you look closely when Elsa first creates Marshmallow, you'll see that Olaf has a big, happy ''smile'' on his face while Anna and Kristoff react with appropriate [[OhCrap "Let's get out of here before Elsa sets him out on us"]] looks.
* When Anna tells the guys they can't come into Elsa's castle with her, she specifically tells them to give her a minute. Dejectedly, Olaf starts quietly counting. Made even funnier when Olaf sits down besides Kristoff, and Kristoff starts sadly counting with him from four. The joke pays off exactly one minute of film time later, in the middle of Anna's attempt to convince Elsa to return to Arendelle:
-->'''Queen Elsa:''' You belong down in Arendelle.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' So do you!\\
'''Queen Elsa:''' No, Anna, I belong ''here'', alone. Where I can be who I am... without hurting anybody.\\
'''Princess Anna:''' [''grimaces''] Actually, about that-\\
'''Olaf:''' ''[off-camera]''....58, 59, 60!\\
'''Queen Elsa:''' Wait. What is ''that''?! [''Olaf comes running across the entry room'']\\
'''Olaf:''' Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!\\
'''Queen Elsa:''' ''Olaf?''\\
'''Olaf:''' You built me. Remember that?\\
'''Queen Elsa:''' And you're alive?\\
'''Olaf:''' Yeah, um, I ''think'' so?\\
[''Elsa looks at her hands, surprised to learn that she could do such a thing as create life'']\\
'''Princess Anna:''' [''kneels down beside Olaf''] He's just like the one we built as kids.\\
'''Elsa:''' [''amazed''] Yeah.
** It's even funnier when you notice how Elsa's initial reaction to seeing Olaf is mild confusion and disbelief, in comparison with Anna's initial response of kicking Olaf's head off.
* Prior to Hans handing out blankets to the residents, two men are seen arguing over the proper way to stack firewood (bark up or bark down). A clever reference to the Norwegian bark stacking debates.
** Even funnier is the little boy walking past these men to help distribute wood to the inhabitants. Pay close attention to his reactions and facial expressions of "This is the sort of petty thing we're arguing about?"
* "Your majesty? The Duke of ''[[RunningGag Weaseltown]]''." "[[PronouncingMyNameForYou WESTLETON!]] Duke of Weselton, your majesty."
* As the Duke of Westleton arrives at Arendelle:
--> '''Duke:''' Ah, Arendelle. Out most mysterious trade partner. [[GoldDigger Open those gates so that I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches!]] [[SayingTooMuch Did I say that out loud?]]
* TheStinger. Marshmallow finds Elsa's discarded tiara and puts it on his head.
* Hans's horse being charmed by Anna.

* Before the coronation, a little boy whines, "Why do I have to ''wear'' this?!". A woman he's with, presumably his mother, says, "Because the queen has come of age! It's Coronation Day!", to which he says, still whining, "That's not ''my'' fault!" as if he thinks she's punishing him.

* Anna trying to help Kristoff fight off the wolves that try to ambush the sled. They can't help but argue ''while'' fighting:
-->'''Princess Anna:''' What do we do?!
-->'''Kristoff:''' I got this! Just... don't fall off and don't get eatenǃ
-->'''Princess Anna:''' But I wanna help!
-->'''Kristoff:''' No!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Why not?!
-->'''Kristoff:''' Because I don't trust your judgement!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Excuse me?!
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[kicks away a wolf]'' Who marries a man she just met?!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[brandishes Kristoff's lute]'' IT'S TRUE LOVE!!
-->'''Kristoff:''' Whoa! ''[Anna swings the lute like it's a baseball bat to club another wolf]'' Whoa! ''[Another wolf grabs Kristoff and yanks him off the sled by the arm]''
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Christopher! ''[Kristoff is now being dragged behind the sled]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' It's KRISTOFF! ''[Anna uses the lantern to light up a bedroll and tosses it at the two wolves trying to maul Kristoff]''
-->'''Princess Anna:''' DUCK! ''[Kristoff pulls himself back onto the sled]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' You almost set me on fire!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' But I didn't!

-->'''Prince Hans:''' Oh, boy! Uh...
-->'''Princess Anna:''' This is awkward. Not ''you're'' awkward, but just because ''we're''...''I'm'' awkward-- you're gorgeous. [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud Wait, what?]]
-->'''Prince Hans:''' I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the Princess of Arendelle with my horse... and for every moment after.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' No. No, no. It's fine. I'm not ''that'' princess. I mean, if you'd hit my sister Elsa, it would be like... yeesh! 'Cause, you know... ''[she turns and pats Hans's horse]'' Hello. ''[to Hans]'' But, lucky you, it's...it's just me.
-->'''Prince Hans:''' ''[chuckles]'' Just you?

--> '''Princess Anna:''' Sorry!

-->'''Kristoff:''' What are you doing?
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[climbs up a steep rock]'' I'm....going....to see...my sister!
-->'''Kristoff:''' You're gonna kill yourself. ''[Anna continues climbing]'' I wouldn't put my foot there...or there.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[slips]'' You're distracting me!
-->'''Kristoff:''' Or there. How do you know Elsa even wants to see you?
-->'''Princess Anna:''' All right, I'm just blocking you out 'cause I've got to concentrate here. ''[Anna slips again]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' You know, most people who disappear into the mountains want to be alone.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Nobody wants to be alone! ''[slips grabbing another rock]'' Except maybe ''you''.
-->'''Kristoff:''' I'm not alone! I have friends, remember?
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Ugh! You mean the "love experts"?
-->'''Kristoff:''' Yes. The love experts. ''[Anna finally finds a foothold for her left foot]''
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Ugh! Please tell me I'm almost there! ''[The camera cuts to a wide shot to reveal that Anna is barely four feet off the ground]'' Does the air seem a bit thin to you up here?
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[chuckles]'' Hang on.
-->'''Olaf:''' ''[returns from behind a corner]'' Hey Sven? Not sure if this is gonna solve the problem, but I found a staircase that leads exactly where you want it to go.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[laughs]'' Haha! Thank goodness! Catch! ''[Kristoff holds out his arms to catch Anna as she jumps]'' Thanks! That was like a...crazy trust exercise!

--->'''Irish Dignitary:''' Oh, me sore eyes can't wait to see the queen and the princess! I bet they're absolutely lovely.
--->'''Spanish Dignitary:''' I bet they are ''beautiful''!
--->''[[[DescriptionCut Cuts to a snoring Anna, fast asleep, with fantastically bad bedhead, drooling, and with a lock of hair in her mouth.]]]''
--->'''Kai:''' [''knocking''] Princess Anna?\\

-->'''Princess Anna:''' [[WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent Snow!]] [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes It had to be snow!]] She couldn't have had tropical magic that covered the f-fjords in white sand and warm...[''sees the smoke coming from the chimney of Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna'']...[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption fire]]! ''[Anna immediately slips and falls into the creek]'' Cold! Cold-cold-cold-cold-cold-cold! ''[She staggers the rest of the way to Oaken's front porch with her skirt frozen stiff]''
* Anna explaining to Elsa upon realising that she doesn't realise she froze the city: "You kind of set off an eternal winter... everywhere."

-->'''Queen Elsa:''' Ahem. Uh, thank you. Only, I don't dance.
-->'''Duke of Weselton:''' Ah.
-->'''Queen Elsa:''' ''[smiles mischievously]'' But my sister does!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Oh. Wait, what?!
-->'''Duke of Weselton:''' ''[grabs Anna by the arm]'' Ohǃ Lucky you!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Oh, I don't think--! ''[The Duke drags Anna away to the dance floor]''
-->'''Duke of Weselton:''' If you swoon, let me know! I'll catch you!
-->'''Queen Elsa:''' [''snickers''] ...Sorry!
* The looks that Anna and Elsa exchange from across the room while Anna's dancing with the Duke. Especially Anna's end of it, since she's giving Elsa this cheeky little grin that pretty much says "I'll kill you for this." And when Anna gets back, she's so out of breath that she sticks her tongue out for a moment to show just how out of breath she is! Of course Elsa just laughs, the stinker. ;)

-->'''Olaf:''' ''[off-screen]'' Fifty-eight, fifty-nine, sixty!
-->'''Queen Elsa:''' Wait. What is that? ''[Olaf enters and runs across the entry foyer to stand next to Anna]''
-->'''Olaf''': Hi! I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs!
-->'''Queen Elsa''': ''[surprised]'' Olaf?
-->'''Olaf''': You built me. Remember that?
-->'''Queen Elsa''': And you're alive?
-->'''Olaf''': Yeah, um......I think so? ''''

--> '''Kristoff:''' ... that happened.

-->'''Princess Anna:''' I'll replace your sled, and--and everything in it. And I understand if you don't want to help me anymore.
-->''[[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Anna glances one time and slowly walks around while mumbling]], while Sven nudges Kristoff awake]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' Ugh, of course I don't want to help her anymore. In fact, this whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone ever again!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Is it this way or....
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[as Sven]'' She'll die on her own!
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[as himself]'' I can live with that.
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[as Sven]'' [[BlackComedy But you won't get your new sled if she's dead!]]
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[as himself]'' [[DeadpanSnarker Sometimes I really don't like you.]] ''[to Anna]'' Hold up! We're coming!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' You are?! I mean, sure! I'll let you tag along!

--->'''Princess Anna:''' Ha! It opened! That's a first. ''[to Kristoff and Olaf]'' Oh, you should probably wait out here.
--->'''Kristoff:''' What?ǃ\\

-->'''Anna:''' ''[begins forming a snowball]'' It is not nice TO THROW PEOPLE! ''[Kristoff grabs hold of her]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, feisty pants! Okay, relax. Just calm down! Calm down!
-->'''Anna:''' Okay! Alright! I'm okay!
-->'''Kristoff:''' Just let the snowman be!
-->'''Anna:''' I'm calm. ''[Kristoff lets her go and turns]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' Great. ''[Anna suddenly yells and tosses the snowball at Marshmallow. [[BerserkButton He flies into a furious rage and begins to chase them]]]'' Oh, come on! See?! Now you made him mad!

-->'''Oaken''': Hoo-hoo!
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Hmmm? ''[She takes notice of Oaken, sitting behind the counter]''
-->'''Oaken:''' Big summer blowout! Half off swimming suits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention, ''ja''?
-->'''Princess Anna''': ''[gives him a look of, "Do I look like I need any of those at this moment?"]'' ....Oh, great. For now, um, how about boots? Winter boots? A-And dresses?
-->'''Oaken''': That vould be in our winter department. ''[Anna glances at the "winter department", where there's almost nothing left except for one cloak, one pair of boots, one rope, and one climbing axe]''
-->'''Princess Anna''': Oh... ''[She picks out the boots and dress]'' Um, I was just wondering, has another young woman--the Queen perhaps, I don't know--passed through here?
-->'''Oaken''': Only one crazy enough to be out in this storm is you, dear.
-->''[The door opens and Kristoff staggers in, completely covered in snow from head to toe. Anna stares at him like "What happened to you?"]''
-->'''Oaken:''' ...You and this fellow? Hoo-hoo! ''[displays his sunbalm]'' Big summer blowout!
-->''[Kristoff steps up to Anna, who begins whistling nervously, not realizing she's standing in front of the carrots he's purchasing for Sven]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' Carrots.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' Huh? ''[Kristoff leans in, pretty much getting in Anna's face. Anna turns her head away.]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' Behind you! ''[Anna realizes Kristoff is gesturing to some carrots on a shelf below the counter]''
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[smiles nervously]'' Oh! Right! Excuse me. ''[She steps to the side. Kristoff grabs a bundle of carrots and places them on the counter]''
-->'''Oaken:''' Oh, a real howler in July, yes? ''[Kristoff goes to the empty winter department and grabs the rope and climbing axe]'' Vherever could it be coming from?
-->'''Kristoff:''' The North Mountain.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[thinking]'' The North Mountain....
-->''[Kristoff sets his axe and rope on the counter]''
-->'''Oaken:''' That'll be 40.
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[annoyed]'' 40?! No, ten!
-->'''Oaken:''' Oh dear that's no good. See, zis is from our vinter stock, vhere the supply and demand have a big problem?
-->'''Kristoff:''' You wanna talk about a "supply and demand problem"? I sell ''ice'' for a living! [''points out the window at his sled, loaded with ice blocks'']\\
'''Princess Anna:''' Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now! I mean, that is really...''[She notices that Kristoff is giving her a DeathGlare; Anna clears her throat]'' [[VerbalBackspace Ahem, that's unfortunate.]]
-->'''Oaken:''' Still 40. But I will throw in a visit to Oaken Sauna. ''[turns to the sauna, which is occupied by a small family]'' Hoo hoo! Hi family!
-->'''Sauna family:''' Hoo hoo! ''[[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Anna waves at the sauna family]]]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' Ten's all I've got! Help me out!
-->'''Oaken:''' Okay. ''[moves the carrots in front of everything else]'' That will get you this and no more.
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[to Kristoff]'' OK, just tell me one thing: What was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem... ''magical''?
-->'''Kristoff:''' ''[removes his scarf, exasperated]'' YES! Now back up... while I deal with this ''crook'' here! ''[Oaken [[BerserkButton promptly stands up]], very much offended. [[OhCrap Kristoff gulps in fear]]]''
-->'''Oaken''': ''[[TranquilFury Vhat]]'' [[TranquilFury did you call me?]]
-->''[Cuts to Oaken walking out the front door with Kristoff slung over his shoulder]''
-->'''Kristoff''': Okay! Okay! I'm out! ''[Oaken throws him about ten feet through the air]'' WHOOOOA!!! ''[Kristoff lands face first in the snow]''
-->'''Oaken:''' Bye-bye! ''[Oaken goes back inside and slams the door shut. Sven bolts up to Kristoff, begging for carrots]''
-->'''Kristoff:''' No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots. [''Sven gives a groan that translates as something like "Awww, man!"''] But I did find us a place to sleep. And it's free! [''the camera pans to the stable immediately adjacent to the store that's covered by windblown snow. Meanwhile, Oaken returns to his desk to attend to Anna'']
-->'''Oaken:''' ''[cheerfully]'' [[ApologeticAttacker I'm sorry about this violence!]] I vill add a quart of lutefisk so we have good feelings. ''[He gives Anna a jar of pickled lutefisk]'' Just the outfit and the boots, ''ja''?
-->'''Princess Anna:''' ''[staring at Kristoff's supplies]'' Uh....

Frozen is one incredibly humorous film. For SugarWiki/FunnyMoments in the shorts of the franchise, see [[Funny/FrozenFever here]] for ''WesternAnimation/FrozenFever'', [[Funny/OlafsFrozenAdventure here]] for ''WesternAnimation/OlafsFrozenAdventure'', and [[Funny/OlafPresents here]] for ''WesternAnimation/OlafPresents''.

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''Frozen'' is one incredibly humorous film. For SugarWiki/FunnyMoments in the shorts of the franchise, see [[Funny/FrozenFever here]] for ''WesternAnimation/FrozenFever'', [[Funny/OlafsFrozenAdventure here]] for ''WesternAnimation/OlafsFrozenAdventure'', and [[Funny/OlafPresents here]] for ''WesternAnimation/OlafPresents''.

--->'''Kristoff:''' Somebody's gotta tell him!

-->'''Queen Elsa:''' Wait. What is that?! ''[Olaf enters and runs across the entry foyer to stand next to Anna]''

-->'''Olaf''': You built me! Remember that?