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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00228.htm Redefining]] [[IncrediblyLamePun "roadkill"]].

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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00228.htm Redefining]] [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} "roadkill"]].



---> '''Sam:''' Prepare to meet [[IncrediblyLamePun 3.14159]] kinds of sticky doom!

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---> '''Sam:''' Prepare to meet [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} 3.14159]] kinds of sticky doom!
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** The very next strip, an irritated De Morel is [[DrowningMySorrows at a bar]], and he irritatedly comments Sam succeeded in upping his share to 21%.
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** Oh, it gets WAY better than that, to the point it arguably doubles as a Moment Of Awesome. What Sam actually SAID was "3 times 17%" or 51%, or a MAJORITY SHARE, and once things get rolling, he gets Morel so off balance by claiming his office is now Sam's office and otherwise being his usual annoying self that within ''seconds'' of trying to deny Sam 17% of the station he's agreeing to give Sam that share ''in writing.'' What Morel had said about the verbal 51% not holding up in court is most likely true, but once something actually has his signature on it, it ought to! Complete with a lampshade hung by Sam himself:
-->'''Sam''': Or what, you're going to [[BriarPatching throw me into a briar patch?]]
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*** And to top it all off Its revealed that Sam managed to get [[ExactWords "Three times seventeen percent"]] as the final payment. Sam now owns a controlling share of 51% of the entire station.
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*** And to top it all off Its revealed that Sam managed to get [[ExactWords "Three times seventeen percent"]] as the final payment. Sam now owns a controlling share of 51% of the entire station.
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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1900/fc01840.htm Is that the sound of an emu eating my expense report?]]

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* **A couple strips later comes the belated punchline: [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1900/fc01840.htm Is "Is that the sound of an emu eating my expense report?]]report?"]]
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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1900/fc01837.htm Unsolicited political contribution for the mayor!]]
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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2200/fc02105.htm Edge has disguised himself by attaching a false transponder from an SD40-2 locomotive]] and is tucked away in a robo recharging alcove.

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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2200/fc02105.htm Edge has disguised himself by attaching a false transponder from an SD40-2 locomotive]] and is tucked away in a robo recharging alcove. From a pink locomotive, with frilly curtains in his windows.
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** Better yet, De Morel states that Sam ''saved the station'', before noting that [[ExactWords Sam gets 17% of what he saves.]] Having a 17% stake in the entire station isn't too shabby at all, once it gets up and running... assuming that Sam can keep hold of what they agreed on.

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** Better yet, De Morel Hillman states that Sam ''saved the station'', before noting De Morel notes that [[ExactWords Sam gets 17% of what he saves.]] Having a 17% stake in the entire station isn't too shabby at all, once it gets up and running... assuming that Sam can keep hold of what they agreed on.
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** Better yet, De Morel states that Sam ''saved the station'', before noting that [[ExactWords Sam gets 17% of what he saves.]] Having a 17% stake in the entire station isn't too shabby at all, once it gets up and running... assuming that Sam can keep hold of what they agreed on.

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-->'''Niomi:''' Go home. Get a good night's sleep. People who catch Sam [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy in your state]] tend to regret it.\\

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-->'''Niomi:''' -->'''Niomi''': Sam's not here. He went into the maintenance tunnels. How much did he cheat you for?\\
'''De Morel''': A lot! At least, I think he cheated me. I will be better off now than if I hadn't been cheated... Have I been cheated?\\
'''Niomi:'''
Go home. Get a good night's sleep. People who catch Sam [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy in your state]] tend to regret it.\\
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* Ultimately, he saves the station a huge amount of money... which means that his payment of "17% of what he saves the station" is a substantial sum, to De Morel's [[RapidFireNo displeasure]]. [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff4000/fc03960.htm Except]], he's not quite in a fully-rested state as he contemplates this.
-->'''Niomi:''' Go home. Get a good night's sleep. People who catch Sam [[ExhaustionInducedIdiocy in your state]] tend to regret it.\\
'''De Morel:''' That... sounds like good advice.
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* Sam has two plans to save the station, without robots providing free labour. One is providing Team Cyberform-The-Gas-Giant's-Moon with an Aldrin cycler, [[ChekhovsGun by turning the station into said cycler]]. The other is employing the station to [[ChekhovsBoomerang seek out planets in the Goldilocks zone]] so Team Terraform-A-Planet-For-Sqids has somewhere to start. Perth reacts to the latter with an observation [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall that applies just as much to the real world as it does to the sqid homeworld]].
-->'''Hillman:''' Your whole species lives on just one planet? Man, that would make me twitchy! Anything happens to that one planet and BOOM! It's all over.
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* Ames de Morel and Perth Hillman [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff4000/fc03917.htm go to speak with Rover17 and Sam]], and de Morel immediately makes it clear that he's not interested in cooperating. [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff4000/fc03925.htm What's the first thing that Sam says that they can agree on?]]
-->'''Sam:''' I'm sure we can get this all worked out.\\
'''De Morel:''' He's up to something.\\
'''Hillman:''' Yep. Nobody is that confident they can get management and labor working together if they don't have an ace up their sleeve.
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* Sam's response to [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3100/fc03099.htm being asked to teach robots how to be criminals]] is charming. [[TheComicallySerious The straight-faced response]] to being hugged, is the true comedy.
--> '''Warehouse Robot:''' I do not understand what you are doing and it is making me uncomfortable.

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* Sam eventually ends up taking a ticket to the Spa right as Florence is there with Winston's mom and her friends. Turns out even hardened transhumanists [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03763.htm aren't immune to the horrors of Sqid anatomy]].

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* Sam eventually ends up taking a ticket to the Spa right as Florence is there with Winston's mom and her friends. Turns out even hardened transhumanists [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03763.htm aren't immune to the horrors of Sqid anatomy]]. We also find out that Helix ''is'' immune:
-->I've seen you out of your suit. You look like a bowl of spaghetti. After all our time in microgravity, you'll look like an out of shape bowl of spaghetti.
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* Florence runs into Tess & co. while she's collecting Sam's suit, and for some reason the smell of sqid gets Tess hungry. The reason becomes clear [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03792.htm when they reach the cafeteria]]: among the fantastical flavours of fungal protein is kraken, which apparently ''[[ToServeMan smells like sqid]]''.
-->'''Nettie:''' We should discontinue the flavour. One day, we're going to establish relations with those aliens.\\
'''Tess:''' It would make official contact awkward. "We come in peace. Don't look too closely at our menus."
** FridgeBrilliance kicks in when you remember [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3300/fc03220.htm everything else that has found Sam tasty]].
** Ultimately, they decide they DO need to tell Sam and the station authorities about this in the interest of good will, knowing that they'll never have kraken again. [[GilliganCut Cut to them sharing a jumbo bucket of kraken]], intent on having one more taste before it's discontinued.
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* When the power in the P/N station goes out, among the people reacting to it is the bomb factory. Temporary Site Manager [=Rover17=] goes full "Human in Danger" mode and demands that all robots capable of moving of their own volition gather in the cargo bay so they can go help. [=CommunicationNexus3=] quickly suggests that he amend that instruction.
-->'''[=Rover17=]:''' Correction. All mobile robots ''not designed to explode'' report to the cargo bay.\\
'''Missiles:''' ''Awww...''
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* Sam eventually ends up taking a ticket to the Spa right as Florence is there with Winston's mom and her friends. Turns out even hardened transhumanists [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03763.png aren't immune to the horros of Sqid anatomy]].

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* Sam eventually ends up taking a ticket to the Spa right as Florence is there with Winston's mom and her friends. Turns out even hardened transhumanists [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03763.png htm aren't immune to the horros horrors of Sqid anatomy]].
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* Sam eventually ends up taking a ticket to the Spa right as Florence is there with Winston's mom and her friends. Turns out even hardened transhumanists [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03763.png aren't immune to the horros of Sqid anatomy]].
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** This leads to Florence agreeing to go with Tess to the station's spa in order to get her to calm down a bit, but only ''after'' making sure the spa was not clothing-optional. [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03713.htm Unfortunately for her]]...
--->'''Hillman''': The spa is a relaxed place where people can tell you "There's a funny spot on your back. Better get it checked out." [[ExactWords Being allowed to wear clothes there would completely defeat the point]].
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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01924.htm "Some months back.]] [[VerbalTic a robot named Qwerty. wrote the first. of his]] [[NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly epic. rap yodeling. operas."]]

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* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01924.htm "Some months back.]] [[VerbalTic a robot named Qwerty. wrote the first. of his]] [[NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly [[GenreMashup epic. rap yodeling. operas."]]

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* Gregor's musings on artificial intelligence turn to Florence's priorities in a relationship with Winston and a potential child - [[OpenMouthInsertFoot and then comments on how Florence's pleasant and cooperative demeanor is going to ruin interactions with real women for him]]. Cue a swift ear pull from an instantly irritated Tess.

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* Gregor's musings on artificial intelligence turn to Florence's priorities in a relationship with Winston and a potential child - [[OpenMouthInsertFoot and then comments on how Florence's pleasant and cooperative demeanor is going to ruin interactions with real women for him]]. [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3700/fc03656.htm Cue a swift ear pull from an instantly irritated Tess.]]
** [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3700/fc03680.htm This gets]] [[CallBack referred to a bit later]]:
--->'''Winston:''' Dad said Florence might ruin me for other women.\\
'''Tess:''' He voiced the same concerns to me.\\
'''Winston:''' Did you ruin Dad for other women?\\
'''Tess:''' ''(smirking)'' Darn right I did.
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* After [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03716.htm talking to a representative of the maintenance workforce]], Sam and Helix [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3800/fc03728.htm make their way back to the cafeteria]] while Sam summarizes everything they've learned so far.
-->'''Sam:''' Am I forgetting anything?\\
'''Helix:''' You wanted to talk to Florence about the bomb factory robots building a spaceship.\\
'''Sam:''' Florence. Who is way back in the maintenance workshop. Where we just were.\\
'''Helix:''' ''(smiling)'' More walking will make your muscles strong after microgravity.\\
'''Sam:''' You gave me a good reminder, you're looking out for my health, and yet somehow I'm still annoyed with you.
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* Bob goes to teach Lairee the error of his ways, [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3400/fc03320.htm only to find him collapsed]] [[TooDumbToLive from smoke inhalation]], requiring Bob to [[KissOfLife resuscitate him first]].
** If you look closely, you can see Lairee's limbs flailing about. Clearly, he doesn't appreciate getting revived like this.
* Third time fire-stealing, Mho tries to split up the fire between them. Lairee and Coily object because it was ''Mho''[='=]s turn to keep the fire tonight (and therefore face Bob's wrath when he found out). Mho insists that this way, they're more likely to avoid Bob's wrath altogether. [[RightBehindMe Bob points out that it won't do them any good]].
* As Bob goes to catch each individual sqid to take their torches, Mho gets an idea that, in hindsight, wasn't especially good. Said idea was to apparently set fire to everything he came across while he still has a lead, much to Bob's horror.

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* ** Bob goes to teach Lairee the error of his ways, [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3400/fc03320.htm only to find him collapsed]] [[TooDumbToLive from smoke inhalation]], requiring Bob to [[KissOfLife resuscitate him first]].
** *** If you look closely, you can see Lairee's limbs flailing about. Clearly, he doesn't appreciate getting revived like this.
* ** Third time fire-stealing, Mho tries to split up the fire between them. Lairee and Coily object because it was ''Mho''[='=]s turn to keep the fire tonight (and therefore face Bob's wrath when he found out). Mho insists that this way, they're more likely to avoid Bob's wrath altogether. [[RightBehindMe Bob points out that it won't do them any good]].
* ** As Bob goes to catch each individual sqid to take their torches, Mho gets an idea that, in hindsight, wasn't especially good. Said idea was to apparently set fire to everything he came across while he still has a lead, much to Bob's horror.
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* Florence makes a midnight snack for herself and Winston, and runs afoul of Tess' clothing-optional attitude.
-->'''Tess:''' I was right. Dr. Bowman's neural net design is sophisticated enough to process emotions like embarrassment.\\
'''Gregor:''' Please tell me you did not discover this by practical application.

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* Gregor's musings on artificial intelligence turn to Florence's priorities in a relationship with Winston and a potential son - [[OpenMouthInsertFoot and then comments on how Florence's pleasant and cooperative demeanor is going to ruin interactions with real women for him]]. Cue a swift ear pull from an instantly irritated Tess.

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* Gregor's musings on artificial intelligence turn to Florence's priorities in a relationship with Winston and a potential son child - [[OpenMouthInsertFoot and then comments on how Florence's pleasant and cooperative demeanor is going to ruin interactions with real women for him]]. Cue a swift ear pull from an instantly irritated Tess.Tess.
** After Gregor's next thought - that machines have the potential to be more human than humanity itself - Tess softly pulls him back to reality by reminding him AIs are too closely monitored to really become human, saying they still need a few generations outside human control to really come into their own identity, and attempts to cheer Gregor by painting a future where humans and Bowman's Wolves have achieved "parity" - using the example of a Bowman's Wolf embezzling from the pension fund.
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* Gregor's musings on artificial intelligence turn to Florence's priorities in a relationship with Winston and a potential son - [[OpenMouthInsertFoot and then comments on how Florence's pleasant and cooperative demeanor is going to ruin real women for him]]. Cue a swift ear pull from an instantly irritated Tess.

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* Gregor's musings on artificial intelligence turn to Florence's priorities in a relationship with Winston and a potential son - [[OpenMouthInsertFoot and then comments on how Florence's pleasant and cooperative demeanor is going to ruin interactions with real women for him]]. Cue a swift ear pull from an instantly irritated Tess.
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* Gregor's musings on artificial intelligence turn to Florence's priorities in a relationship with Winston and a potential son - [[OpenMouthInsertFoot and then comments on how Florence's pleasant and cooperative demeanor is going to ruin real women for him]]. Cue a swift ear pull from an instantly irritated Tess.

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* It is revealed that the entire robot population nearly being lobotimized has left robots very uncertain about their future and prone to acting out... [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2600/fc02599.htm by building gazebos and reroofing houses.]]

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* It is revealed that the entire robot population nearly being lobotimized lobotomized has left robots very uncertain about their future and prone to acting out... [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2600/fc02599.htm by building gazebos and reroofing houses.]]


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* The Chief tells Mr. Raibert that in order to securely contain Clippy, [[MadScientist Dvorak]] is bringing over a special cage he made [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2700/fc02688.htm for the containment of dangerous electronic lifeforms.]]
-->'''Mr. Raibert:''' This cage, is it something he built ''in case of,'' or ''because of?''\\
'''Chief:''' If you want to sleep tonight, [[YouDoNOTWantToKnow you don't want the answer to that question]].

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