History Funny / FreddyVSJason

'''Gib:''' Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.\\

-->'''Freddy:''' "[[OhCrap Oh, no.]] [[BigNo OOOOOOHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!]]"

* Freddy's mockery of Jason in their first fight, such as "Penny for your thoughts, chief" and "Tilt."

-->'''Freddy:''' (Jason grabs him) [[SarcasmMode "Oooh, scary!"]]

* The beginning scene at Lori's house is just great

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'''Kia:''' Go ahead girl, show him you 'feng shui'!

** We all knew Freddy was never actually in danger, this was dream. So knowing Freddy was faking his injuries makes the scene utterly hilarious. Freddy actually took the time to ''Troll'' Jason Voorhees for his own amusement.

* The look on Freddy's face when he gets pulled into the real world, face-to-face with an angry Jason. He sports one of the all-time greatest OhCrap looks you will EVER see. It is both hilarious and supremely ''awesome''.

** The fact the Freddy decided to ''troll'' Jason Voorhees. This is a dream, we all knew that Freddy faking his injuries and was never in any actual danger.

** The fact the Freddy decided to ''troll'' Jason Voorhees. We all knew he wasn't in any actual danger, this is a dream.

** Even better considering Freddy was never actually in any danger. He was just trolling him.

** Even better considering Freddy was never actually in any danger, this is the dream world. He was just being his usual ''troll'' self.

** Even better considering Freddy was never actually in any danger, this is the dream world. Freddy was just ''trolling'' him.

* “GOT YOUR NOOOOOOOOOSE!”

** There's also Freddy's appropriately offended look when Kia asks "What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater?"

* The Kia scene was funny. Not because of her death, but because of the buildup to it. Seriously, who waits till the victim turns around before he kills her? JASON VOORHEES THAT'S WHO.

* The look on Freddy's face when he gets pulled into the real world, face-to-face with an angry Jason. He sports one of the all-time greatest OhCrap looks you will EVER see.

* Perhaps worth mentioning simply because of how lucidly it was phrased: Freddy asks of Jason what many have undoubtedly wondered. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"

* In a meta example, the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2eQh2yq748 "Pre-Fight Weigh In and Press Conference"]] promotional stunt was hilarious bit of absurdity, especially since it was played pretty much completely straight, including giving out stats and betting odds (Jason was heavily favored). They even got Michael Buffer involved, and you can see members of the "security" {{Corpsing}} behind Jason at one point.

** Even Robert Englund thinks that that was one of the best lines in the movie.

* The look on his face when he gets pulled into the real world, face-to-face with an angry Jason. He sports one of the all-time greatest OhCrap looks you will EVER see.

-->''[everyone looks at Kia]''

** One highlight, besides Kia's constant quips at Freddy, is just before she turns around. Commenting on Jason's machete compared to Freddy's "butter knives", he just holds up one finger with a smirk that screams, "Wait for it..." Made even better by the fact that Freddy threw multiple hissy fits throughout the film over Jason killing people before Freddy himself could. But the Springwood Slasher couldn't even resist letting Jason have this one just for the fun of it.

* Freddy is stalking Gibb, chasing her up to a catwalk. He makes a bold declaration about being "fear himself"... and then she trips over the rail and falls onto the floor. Freddy just stands there and deadpans, "Oh."

* During the rave scene, after Jason breaks a guy's, who along with his friend was mocking Jason, neck enough in a 180 degree angle, Jason simply just pokes the still standing body to the ground.
** Even the neckbreaking deserves mention, because of how absolutely casually he does it. like a scene out of a particularly violent Looney Tunes short.
* Kia's reaction upon learning she's the one who has to give Jason CPR.

* The InfernalRetaliation scene with Jason. All of it. It starts off with Jason being lit on fire with ''[[GargleBlaster Everclear]]'', then he proceeds to do what he does best, only to be put out by beer. To quote one viewer of the scene (may have been from the audio commentary):
-->Set on fire with everclear and then put out by beer? Jason's a fucking party animal!

** One highlight, besides Kia's constant quips at Freddy, is just before she turns around. Commenting on Jason's machete compared to Freddy's "butter knives", he just holds up one finger with a smirk that screams, "Wait for it..."

* "Dude, that goalie was ''pissed''."