History Funny / FreddyFazbearsPizzeriaSimulator

* The Fruit Punch and Lemonade Clown minigames. You try to "surprise kids" by pressing [=SPACE=] while they are in front of the clown. When you do that, the kids (who all look like [[TakeThatScrappy Balloon Boy]], by the way) you managed to surprise start crying and the clown ends up with the goofiest smile and says "Fruit Punch for everybody" or "Lemonade for everybody" [[SyntheticVoiceActor as if it were run through a text-to-speech program]]. Better yet, they both speak with [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent incredibly bizarre accents]] and pronounce their words [[EmphasisOnTheWrongSyllable horribly wrong]].

* The Fruit Punch and Lemonade Clown minigames. You try to "surprise kids" by pressing [=SPACE=] while there are in front of the clown. When you do that, the kids ( that look like Balloon Boy, by the way ) you managed to surprise start crying and the clown ends up with the goofiest smile and says "Fruit Punch for everybody" or "Lemonade for everybody" as if it were run through a text-to-speech program.

* The Fruit Punch and Lemonade Clown minigames. You try to "surprise kids" by pressing [=SPACE=] while there are in front of the clown. When you do that, the kids ( that look like Balloon Boy, by the way ) you managed to surprise start crying and the clown ends up with the goofiest smile and says "Fruit Punch for everybody" or "Lemonade for everybody" in a [[WhatTheHellIsThatAccent weird accent.]]

-->'''Advert:''' And that brings us to - liability. Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk. Aside from the daily risk of [[FrivolousLawsuit lawsuits,]] there's ''also'' the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased [[TooGoodToBeTrue with that deeply discounted price tag.]] Of course,[[note]]This is when the "You can't prove anything!" screen shows up.[[/note]] [[NoExceptYes this would only be a serious danger if there was]] [[KillerRobot something]] [[OhCrap outside that's been trying to get in for months now,]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial which we are not confirming to be the case.]]

* You can buy a jar of pickles for your children's pizzeria.

* The Ball-pit minigame, which involves having to click at the right moment with an arrow sliding across the screen dictating where Mini-Funtime Freddy is going to land when he jumps, with the goal of clicking so the arrow stops in the ball-pit while cutesy fun music plays in the background. Failing it? Mini-Funtime Freddy hits the floor with a ''cracking noise'', and just lays there completely still and the game becomes dead silent for quite a few seconds. [[MoodWhiplash Only for a videogame sound effect to play and then the minigame goes back to where it began and the fun music plays again.]]

* The whole pizzeria chain's incompetence and corruption is summed up in one sentence: "Remember, you can't prove anything!", ''in an advert to seek new employees.''

* The lawsuits that offer a neat summary of the things the claimants allegedly suffered at your pizzeria. BlackComedy at its finest. They utilize MinorInjuryOverreaction to a hilarious degree.

* Some of the lawsuits you get can be incredibly ridicilous. For example, one girl fell into a coma and was essentially lobotomised... because she saw an animatronic head fall off. Another one was filed because [[FelonyMisdemeanor a girl broke her index finger and can't play "itsy bitsy spider" anymore.]]

-->'''Advert:''' And that brings us to - liability. Being a thrifty shopper is smart, but be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk. Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there's ''also'' the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased [[TooGoodToBeTrue with that deeply discounted price tag.]] Of course,[[note]]This is when the "You can't prove anything!" screen shows up.[[/note]] [[NoExceptYes this would only be a serious danger if there was]] [[KillerRobot something]] [[OhCrap outside that's been trying to get in for months now,]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial which we are not confirming to be the case.]]

* The game has a not-so-subtle TakeThat towards ads and sponsorships. Occasionally, when you boot up the computer during the night phase of the game, an ad will pop up instead (one that you've accepted a sponsorship from), along with a countdown timer telling you how long you have until you skip the ad. So, yes, it's entirely possible to be killed [[CrossesTheLineTwice because an ad stopped you from getting to your vital systems in time]].

* The game has a not-so-subtle TakeThat towards ads and sponsorships. Occasionally, when you boot up the computer during the night phase of the game, an ad will pop up instead (one that you've accepted a sponsorship from), along with a countdown timer telling you how long you have until you skip the ad. So, yes, it's entirely possible to be killed [[BlackComedy because an ad stopped you from getting to your vital systems in time]].

* The lawsuits that offer a neat summary of the things the claimants allegedly suffered at your pizzeria. BlackComedy at its finest. They utilize MinorInjuryOverreaction to a hilarious degree.

* The lawsuits that offer a neat summary of the things the claimants allegedly suffered at your pizzeria. BlackComedy at its finest.

* [[spoiler:Funtime Chica finally makes a canon appearance! ...about ''an entire game too late'' to be relevant to the lore. Poor Chica just can't catch a break...]]

* [[spoiler:Funtime Chica finally makes a canon appearance...''about an entire game too late'' to be relevant to the lore. Poor Chica just can't catch a break...]]

* The whole pizzeria chain's incompetence and corruption is summed up in one sentence: "Remember, you can't prove anything!", ''in an advert to seek new employees.''