History Funny / FateGrandOrderArc2

* Later, Goredolf asks where would they find an "angel with a smile cherubic enough" to win over the villager's hearts before everyone instantly looks to Da-Vinci. As she is charming the male villagers with her cute looks, Sherlock sees the women getting jealous and uses the opportunity to also charm the women's hearts. The protagonist lampshades that Da-Vinci is [[TheFakeCutie "an angel with a mind of a demon"]] and Sherlock [[{{Bishounen}} "does have his looks,]][[InsufferableGenius if nothing else..."]]

** Mini Oberon's way of reporting is, as Da Vinci puts it, resembles someone simply showing photos of his vacation than an actual report. He responds by ''falling asleep on the spot''. Da Vinci yells at him to wake up, then he reverts back to normal and apologizes for being TheDitz while in this form.

* Just after the Shadow Border arrives in the Lostbelt, the Chaldea staff all make a mad-dash for the exit so they can actually see light and stretch. Only a few minutes later, they come running about complaining about how cold it was. Da Vinci quickly lambastes them for just running out without thinking, before making them swear that in the future, they won't do that again. [[ChekhovsGag Of course]], latter on da Vinci ''herself'' goes running outside in a hurry to greet Avicebron and get to work on repairing the Shadow Border before making a mad dash back inside complaining about the cold.

** Later Mash volunteers to fly the kite in the middle of a thunderstorm, soon realised the main problem of doing that and consults with Da Vinci if it's safe, Da Vinci ignores it and just tells her to fly it anyway.

-->'''Astolfo''': Oh yeah, he wanders around naked sometimes, but don't worry about it.\\
'''Kadoc''': Got it. [[{{Beat}} ... ...]] Wait, naked?\\
'''Astolfo''': Eh, you didn't know? I thought Roland would be famous at least for his naturism.\\
'''Kadoc''': Yes, yes, he's certainly famous, I know that! But! For real! This and that are totally different things!

--> '''Roland:''' LET'S GET NAKED!

* The first Master they meet, Ayus as named by her Servant (she had none before), is a sweet girl who is constantly bickering with her Servant Berserker. The Berserker in question pointedly refuses to give his True Name, since this is a proper Holy Grail War where [[IKnowYourTrueName hiding your identity actually matters]] -- but he dropped a few too many hints.[[labelnote:*]]Kama says he smells like an Indian, Sion points out that "Ayus" is a Sanskrit word, and the Protagonist notes that Berserker has called himself a prince. Most damningly, [[SayingTooMuch he had already mentioned Karna earlier]] in familiar, friendly terms, which not only gives him away as a figure in the Mahabarata but also completely eliminates any chance that he could be a member of the Pandevas.[[/labelnote]] The look on Berserker's face is priceless as the Protagonist, of all people, '''immediately''' identifies him as Duryodhana. Da Vinci and Holmes would be proud.

* The first Master they meet, Ayus as named by her Servant (she had none before), is a sweet girl who is constantly bickering with her Servant Berserker. The Berserker in question pointedly refuses to give his True Name, since this is a proper Holy Grail War where [[IKnowYourTrueName hiding your identity actually matters]] -- but he dropped a few too many hints.[[labelnote:*]]Kama says he smells like an Indian, Sion points out that "Ayus" is a Sanskrit word, and the Protagonist notes that Berserker has called himself a prince. Most damningly, [[SayingTooMuch he had already mentioned Karna earlier]] in familiar, friendly terms, which not only gives him away as a figure in the Mahabarata but also completely eliminates any chance that he could be a member of the Pandevas.[[labelnote]] The look on Berserker's face is priceless as the Protagonist, of all people, '''immediately''' identifies him as Duryodhana. Da Vinci and Holmes would be proud.

* The first Master they meet, Ayus as named by her Servant (she had none before), is a sweet girl who is constantly bickering with her Servant Berserker. The Berserker in question pointedly refuses to give his True Name, since this is a proper Holy Grail War where [[IKnowYourTrueName hiding your identity actually matters]] -- but Kama says he smells like an Indian, Sion points out that "Ayus" is a Sanskrit word, and the Protagonist notes that Berserker has called himself a prince. Most damningly, [[SayingTooMuch he had already mentioned Karna earlier]] in familiar, friendly terms, which not only gives him away as a figure in the Mahabarata but also completely eliminates any chance that he could be a member of the Pandevas. The look on Berserker's face is priceless as the Protag, of all people, '''immediately''' identifies him as Duryodhana. Da Vinci and Holmes would be proud.

--->'''Ganesha''': Worship me... Praise me... Spoil me... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Run to the convenience store and get me more ice cream so I can concentrate on grinding...]]

--> '''Altria:''' "Don't you dare make fun of my friends. They're all much more accomplished, wiser, braver, cuter, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers grandpa-ish]] than I am." (Muramasa appears in the background with a very unimpressed expression)