History Funny / FarCry3BloodDragon

--->'''Rex:''' ''Kills mook with shotgun'' I call shotgun.
--->'''Rex:''' ''Stabs mook'' What's wrong? Knife got your tongue?
--->'''Rex:''' ''Makes a headshot with the Kobracon'' I headed him off.

-->'''Rex:''' ''Stabs mook'' What's wrong? Knife got your tongue?
-->'''Rex:''' ''Makes a headshot with the Kobracon'' I headed him off.

'''Rex''': No - Lady Liberty. She taught me that winners... don't use drugs. ''(background shows a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent defaced]] Art/StatueOfLiberty)''

'''Rex''': No - Lady Liberty. She taught me that winners... don't use drugs. ''(background shows a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent defaced Statue of Liberty]])''

* Sloan killing Spider would probably be a serious dramatic moment if he didn't shout [[Wrestling/RandySavage "Ooh yeah!"]] while he did it.

* A predator mission given to you by the south-central garrison: [[spoiler:Fight and kill four mutant turtles in the sewers. First of all, it turns out they're just glowing Galapagos turtles...and second of all, these turtles really ''are'' ninjas, laying booby traps for you!]]

* The Rejection of the Unknown Drug Darling tries to give Rex.

-->'''Rex:''' Oh yeah, another one down... What the fuck am I doing?\\
'''Rex:''' 10 million dollars to bring me back and I am doing ''this''?\\
'''Rex:''' I hope I don't have to collect any fucking feathers/flag.
* Several of the reload animations has its quirks:

* Once you get your hands on a Terror 4000 minigun hold down the fire button long enough and Rex will start ''screaming like Rambo''.

* When ever Rex completes a mission, he throws up the horns as if he's a rockstar. Not just any horns, though - they're horns with electricity arcing between the outstretched fingers.

* The basic first aid animations (for when you're out of medicine) include Rex pulling a ''welding torch'' from nowhere to use on his cybernetic arm, reconnecting a wire to stop his hand flopping around like an octopus, and...squeezing a perfectly mundane hand-spring with his normal hand. ''Really fast''.

'''Dr. Darling:''' ... The dangerous kind, Rex.
* The game has a field time snarking at the most mundane things, like the Bow for instance:

* In the cutscene before the final mission we're treated to a 1980s-style TrainingMontage as well as a sex scene. Both are hilarious.

-->Oh yeah, another one down... What the fuck am I doing?\\
10 million dollars to bring me back and I am doing ''this''?

'''Dr. Darling:''' ...The dangerous kind, Rex.

** "[[TheLazerCollection IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR]]"

''([[CrossesTheLineTwice more sounds of grenades going off]])''

-->'''Rex''': Sorry, Doc. I swore an oath to a special lady.
-->'''Darling''': Your... wife?
-->'''Rex''': No - Lady Liberty. She taught me that winners... don't use drugs. ''(background shows a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent defaced Statue of Liberty]])''

-->'''Rex''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner Then it's lights out for Sloan]].
-->'''Benji''': Uh, Sergeant, you already said that one.
-->'''Rex''': Er, lights out... ''forever?''

-->Oh yeah, another one down... What the fuck am I doing?
-->10 million dollars to bring me back and I am doing ''this''?

-->'''Dr. Darling:''' Be careful, Rex. That place is full of death.
-->'''Rex:''' What kind of death?
-->'''Dr. Darling:''' ...The dangerous kind, Rex.

-->''"Nobody knows where Blood Dragons come from, but it's a firm middle-finger at humanity that adds a rung to the top of the food chain just outside our reach. These mysterious, almost alien beasts are heavily armored, their blood is a mutagen, they have excellent hearing, and they shoot fire from their eyes. I mean, sure the Dragons are nearly blind but what do they care? They shoot fire. From their eyes!"''

* Instead of inserting shotgun shells into his shotgun, Rex ''tosses'' them in like coins.

-->''"It's a bow. Seriously, if you need a description of what a bow does, maybe you should stop playing. Maybe read a dictionary. People who don't know what bows are get shot in the eyeballs. 'But a bow isn't the future,' you're whining. That's why we put neon on it, because neon is the future. Hence, this is the bow of the future."''

-->'''Dr. Darling:''' ...The dangerous kind, Rex.

* The description when you get your first Predator mission says that you're pretty much just going on this mission "to prove that you're King Shit."

-->'''Rex''': No - Lady Liberty. She taught me that winners... don't use drugs. (background shows a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent defaced Statue of Liberty]])

* A predator mission given to you by the south-central garrison: [[spoiler: Fight and kill four mutant turtles in the sewers. First of all, it turns out they're just glowing Galapagos turtles...and second of all, these turtles really ''are'' ninjas, laying booby traps for you!]]

-->'''Rex''': Sorry Doc, I swore an Oath to a Special Lady?
-->'''Darling''': Your... Wife?
-->'''Rex''': No, Lady Liberty. She Taught me that Winners... Don't Use Drugs. (Background Shows a [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Defaced Statue of Liberty]] )

-->'''Rex''': "Oh, you fucking asshole."

* The VHS Tapes you collect are hilarious in their own right, as they parody films of the 80s in all their cheesy glory. These include a buddy cop film called ''Boiled Egg'', which is a pun based on the protagonist's name; a ''Revenge of the Nerds'' homage called ''Popularity Camp''; and ''Even Score'', a film described as having every action film cliché imaginable, including German terrorists, defusing a nuclear bomb and a kidnapped US President, all of which takes place in a football stadium, of course. One of the more hilarious ones is called ''Hard Labour - The Seduction of Dale Pretty''. The description pretty much spells out that it's a movie about prison rape without ever actually using those words. The innuendo for the film is darkly humourous, the final quote claiming that the film is "a damning indictment of the American [[FreudianSlip Penile]] System."

* What does Rex do when you press the melee button with no one in range? [[FlippingTheBird Give the middle finger]]. If you press it repeatedly in rabid succession, he'll alternate hands.